Hypocritical cunts, one and all ( but we already knew that)
Newspaper headlines today, Queens funeral plans leaked! Find the traitor, roars one publication. Questions must be asked, whines another. From whom? It’s all pap at its most hypocritical, because having denounced the leak as a ” traitor” what does our reporting industry do?
Yes, that’s right, publish the funeral plan in excruciating detail.
What a bunch of hypocritical cunts!
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
It’s disgusting, but let’s get in first with the headline 😂
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Shes with the Co-op?
Few buttys an vol au vonts after the crem,
Keep Andrew away from the younger kids.
Edward can put his grief into a little dance routine,
Hope she leaves it all to the British Legion or mistreated greyhounds.
Leave them nowt, your kids are degenerates ma’am.
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Princess Anne must despair about her siblings eh, MNC?
1) an old green hypocrite who wants us plebs to return to the stone age
2) a suspected n0nce who doesn’t sweat
3) a closet fruit who’s never shagged his wife
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Jug Ears probably wants to chuck her in the compost bin.
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Bet Old Phil got depressed too Thomas?
All your kids are odd, is something wrong with my tadpoles?
Was it my fault? Liz’s?
She ate out of date caviar when carrying the fruity one!
One talks to the bushes in the grounds,
One dresses as a maid,
One bums the corgis.
Should of got a mini bus when dealing with Diana.
Cleaned house so to speak…
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I just want a bank holiday out of it.
Fuck the media,the soy sucking commie faggits.
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Hardly news is it? I remember years ago reading about the army rehearsing the Queen Mumsy’s funeral through the streets of London in the early hours of the morning. Of course that would be difficult today with the 24 hour society and the streets permanently alive with foreigners and benders out on the pull. Of course they fucking plan it, what does anyone expect?
If they want a traitor try looking at the Palace of Westminster, Downing Street, Scotland Yard and the BBC. Take your pick.
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No, it’s not new news, Freddie. I bet most of us could have predicted the plans.
I’ve got news for them, though. I have it on good authority that she’s opted for a Direct Cremation plan, at the very reasonable price of £1495, as have I.
The remaining £2.5m is to be spent on a massive street party, to celebrate her life. No black clothing allowed.
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Her death will be a shit fest.
A week of national mourning.
A week of laying in state, guarded by her disfunctual children, dressed up in their military uniforms complete with un-earned medals.
At least 3 days of funeral coverage on the telly.
Then…….
The coronation of the cretinous Charles.
The investiture of the new Prince of Wales.
The tourist industry will get a long awaited boost when people start booking month long holidays abroad to escape that nonsense.
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Am praying Madge out lives flap ears.
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When she croaks the BBC will dig out all the footage they have of her in the company of dark keys and mention the word ‘diversity’ at least 5 times an hour.
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I hope it’s the footage of her giving them a sjambokking whilst on one of her state visits.
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My favourite photo is of Liz as a kid innocently throwing a nazi salute with her sister.
Awww, dead cute!
😀
So the Royal family can shut its fuckin yap when lecturing about diversity!
No nazi salutes in our family photo album.
I thought one was my dad and uncle Ronnie in the KKK
But it was a Halloween and they were ghosties!
Bit disappointed.
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“Be careful with those nazi jokes. My dad died at Auschwitz (audience goes quiet and solemn looking). Aye, he fell out of the fucking guard tower.”
(Bernard Manning I think)
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“What’s the best way to pick up a hot Jewish girl ?”
“Dustpan and brush mate”. (A.Hitler)
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And then there’s the photo of Harry Halfwit dressed as an Afrika Korps Obersturmbannfuhrer and the video of him calling a fellow soldier a “raghead”. We need to be reminded of that every time the pious ginger wanker lectures us about racism.
Cunt.
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I let harry the half blood prince borrow my old uniform.
Had to chuck it away, couldn’t get the smell of ginger out of it. Yuk….
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I like the one where she is giving Nelson Mandela her coat and while Phil asks Winnie to give the toilet a miss for ten minutes. Now its all Chimp Boy at Davos bleating about climate change, sad really.
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The fucking Express is obsessed with Royal coverage. more so than any other paper.
They also love to scare people to death with their doomsday storeys about kung flu , food shortages and WW3 with the chinks.
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Are the Express still keeping up with their weekly Madeleine McCann speculations, FF?
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Strangely enough Thomas The Express has gone quite on M Mcaine .
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Don’t forget the upcoming heatwave/artic blizzards/unprecedented rainfall Fenton.
The fucking useless cunts…..
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Arctic, not a fucking great lorry falling out of the sky. Twat.
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At least an artic falling out of the sky would give them something truly newsworthy to report!
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The Press are owned by some very unsavoury cunts who will publish whatever the fuck they wish. Fake News? Trump was always right.
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Fuck the old Bag.
It’s a fucking liberty that Phil the Greek’s will is being kept secret…everyone else’s will is available for Public viewing..why should that Old Cunt get to keep his tax-dodging unearned fortune private….I suspect it’s so that his bequests to various Tarts and their offspring are kept quiet.
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I bet the old buzzard has been claiming child-benefit for dozens of his bastards…the shameless,robbing old Twat.
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99 years till we get a peek!
I’ll get to see it but the rest of you will be long gone!!
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It depends whether the Taliban or whoever is ruling us decides to release the details.
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He supposedly put it about in his younger days. Think of all that posh totty going like the clappers. Jammy cunt.
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He’s probably left a few bob to several “photographers” in the Paris area.
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Meanwhile, on the fateful day the old cunt carks it, The Guardian headline: ‘George Floyd to be made a Saint.’
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I bet Megain Markup was behind leaking them funeral plans….
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The Mirror is for imbeciles. I live happily without it, like the National Inquirer, Hello magazine etc.
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Cremation for me when I die. Seems a waste to get sealed in a box so I can turn into putrid juice. A waste of money too.
Then scatter my ashes on the grass somewhere please. Rain will wash my remains into the soil.
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The Italian Job
Michael Caine goes to Milan for an expensive face lift. His medical records get mixed up and he wakes up with the full trannie conversion.
YOU’RE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY CHINS OFF !
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Fuck. That should have been on that Matrix nom.
What a cunt.
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“Charles, Charles, what are you doing with that pillow???”.
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Reminds me of the Daily Mail getting excited over sexually suggestive dancing and revealing outfits on the X Factor, with extensive photographic evidence.
‘Look at the tits… uh, the lewdness.. of this act!’
Yeah ,yeah ‘staff writer’; just steri-wipe your little cubbyhole before Dacre sends you off to get the pastries.
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