Phil Wang

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A nomination for predictable and boring comedian Phil Wang.

This is what passes for comedy now.

Watching him made me miss Sean Lock even more. His act is just based on him being part Chinese.

He’d save us a lot of time if he released a record that went,
‘I’m part Chinese/ I’m part-Chinese/ i’ve got Chinese heritage/ I’m part Chinese.’
As bad as Sarah Millican and her ‘fat girl who likes cake’ shite.

Strange how comedy started to die after George Carlin died.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

54 thoughts on “Phil Wang”

    • Oh Reg!, tell us how hard it is being black, go on, like you can’t get work on panel shows because you’re black or you have no opportunities because you’re black, go on tell us we really want to know cunt!!!

    • Reginald D Hunter’s entire ‘repertoire’ was about him being black.
      He appeared on HIGNFY shortly after Barack Oblimey became president. When asked what he thought about the new president, answered, ‘Well, he’s black.’ Cue massive studio applause.
      Massively unfunny cunt, no wonder the BBC,Guardian and Indy love him.

  3. Is that his real name or is that part of the “comedy”? Never heard of him. Looks like a cunt if that’s any help.

    • Does he live above a chippy?
      Unless he recognises Judy Dench as empress of the east and eats bats,
      Hes just a poseur.
      I had jaundice once
      Doesn’t make me Jackie chan.
      And yes I want ‘sore finger’ on my chips kato.

      • Les Mis, he peers at you through a crack so you can say, “Look, there’s a chink in the window.”

        He works at The Lucky Dragon.
        Why is the dragon the luckiest of the Chinese zodiacs?
        Because it’s the only animal that the Chinese can’t eat.

      • Went on a pub crawl last night in Manchester and started in the Old Nags Head. The walls are covered in b&w framed photos. A lot of them from Kes. Felt like I’d entered your shrine. You wanna pop in and sign a few. Felt like I’d been run over this morning.

  6. Naturally funny people I seem to find are rare. He isn’t one either.
    G Carlin, S Locke, B Mortimer imo were/are funny.
    As mentioned above that Geordie slaphound Millicunt and the vomit inducing Brand spew out that “I’m fat, eat cake overweight” bollocks and continue to get TV money and income from touring. Who the fuck would pay to go to a show with one of those fuckers on.
    As for Wang, his name is apt at least.

    • Bob Mortimer can make me laugh just walking into a room.
      Love that little fella.👍

      • Bob (and Vic) were fucking hilarious. I loved ‘The smell of Reeves and Mortimer’. Fun, fun , fun (is it giro day?) Mulligan and O’Hare…funny as fuck.

        Most comedy has to offend or disgust on some level to be funny. It’s just the way it works.

        Although Jerry Seinfeld is a legend for being genuinely hilarious without swearing or being controversial. No idea how he managed that. A real feat that. Just a genuinely funny bloke who had great story telling skills and timing.

      • Larry David is a fucking genius, especially in Curb Your Enthusiasm (seasons 1 – 7)

      • Agreed!
        Larry David is very funny.
        He reminds me of Woody Allen Ruff?
        Not just physically, his humour.
        Admitting his cowardice, weakness, playing on his Jewishness, his angst over women etc.
        Brilliant stuff!

      • There are similarities, but Woody is more passive aggressive.

        Larry takes no guff, comes straight out with it, doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks. Both very funny, but in different ways.

      • That fishing programme with of Bob Mortimer & Paul Whitehouse (Bob and Paul Gone Fishing) of two oldish geezers just chatting is brilliant even if it is on the BBC.

  8. Is he wearing any clothes in the photo? As he’s a split link he really shouldn’t wear yerrow. Maybe it’s a see through outfit and his natural yerrowness is shining through. Who knows, never heard of him, I’ll label him a cunt unless he proves otherwise, which I doubt.

  9. Phil Wangker: A mere glance at this individual and my spidey senses can deduce that he is going to be marginally less funny than a particularly virulent bout of Dysentery.
    I bet half his act is comprised of Chinese stereotype type ‘jokes’ whilst the other will be bemoaning Brexit or some such leftie appeasing shit, much to the rapturous applause of the assembled snowflake, SJW and generally extremely cunty audience.

  10. I’ve found this whole lockdown thing and the uncertainty surrounding the future very stressful, so I’ve started doing that Chinese thing with the needles, you know heroin….

  12. Never heard of the CUNT. I guess if he’s got no talent he will disappear down the no talent shitpipe.

    • I doubt it. Nish Kumar isnt funnt but gets work. He is diverse, therefore guaranteed to be supported.

      • While Wireless 4 exists, and the current wanker of a Controller is in charge, there will always be a p;ace for totally unfunny effnic men, Aussie tarts and fatarse Jo Brand to display their lack of talent, be it their own “stand up” shows, or as a guest on Just A Minute or News Quiz, wgich Wang has been on more than once.

  14. A few of Bernard Manning’s shows are still on YouTube.

    Absolutely fucking hilarious. One of the greatest comedians of all time in my opinion.

    Most comedy now is fucking dire. If you look at what critics would have as the top 10 performances of all time, all of them would be censored or completely banned. And the comedian’s career would be over.

    Still, we’ve got Nish Kumar. About as funny as wiping your arse after a vindaloo, when you’ve got rampant haemorrhoids.

    • Bernard on Parkinson. Esther Ranzen there. And of all people the highly cultured Magnus Magnusson. Anyway Esther ‘tut tutting’. But what struck me watching them both they were pissing thenmselves at his jokes.
      He tells my favourite on there about ‘we all need to come together in this multicultural society white or brown yellow Jews, Catholics, protestants….and attack the Pak*s.
      And there they sat– the presenters of ‘That’s Life’ and ‘Mastermind’ pissing themselves.

      • Manning was ruthless, didn’t matter who you were keep a low profile.
        One of his…
        Chinese bloke moved in nextdoor and asked me how many rolls I got to paper the hall.
        Nineteen I told him. Following week he sees me and says I got nineteen rolls and I’ve got 2 over.
        So have I, I said.

        The daft part of it is the fact that he decided to make the joke about a rinkydink when it wasn’t necessary but that’s how he operated.
        He’d be in clover now with this covid material.

    • Bernard was the best comic we ever produced. I was fortunate to see him many times at the World Famous Embassy Club.
      Much missed.

  15. It could be worse, the cunt could be gay. Then his act would be about him being gay and everything else would be incidental. I can’t think of one gay comedian who doesn’t make his entire act about their sexuality. That creepy bald cunt they try to shoehorn into everything, guaranteed to make me switch it off. Single issue cunts.
    They are always regarded as being gifted creatively, but I honestly can’t see it.

    • Gay comedians like Jimmy Edwards, Kenny Everett, John Sessions, Graham Chapman, Stanley Baxter and Tony Slattery didn’t dine out on it, but they’re mostly dead now.

  16. It sounds like his act is the same joke over and over again.
    In a similar fashion to Tom Allen, who’s act is about reminding people he is gay, and Jack Whitehall who’s act is about being posh and so on.

    The last comedian I found funny is a guy called Russell Peters
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBkNWmltPUg

    There’s an Australian comedian called Steve Hughes who can be funny too.

  18. Heard this one on the radio, by accident. It was craftily glued into R4X’s alleged comedy slot, of which 50% is old and hence funny in places. But Wank is a laugh a century, if that. If he is suggesting that being Chinese is in some way amusing by itself, he is a self-hating racist cunt, and needs to be reindoctrinated at some school of wokery, like Loughborough or Cambridge. If that is not what he’s saying, he’s just a slitty eyed ( (C) Prince Philip, RIP) cunt.

    Surgically attach to Sarah Millicunt, and dispose of down a well.

    • Yes I saw him on a couple of panel shows then watched some of his stand-up to see if he was truly as terrible as I imagined he was.

  20. Unfunny cunt, by the looks of him. Is he less funny than Russell Howard? I can’t stick that unfunny cunt. Anyway, there’s very few comedians worth watching now.

    • Listen to Russell Howard now. Sounds like a North London posh-boy.
      Claimed on the radio a couple of weeks ago that film, music and comedy got us through the boredom of lockdown.

      I’m sorry, you wonky-eyed prat, but if it was produced by the BBC, Channel 4 or Netflix, the boredom was amplified.

  21. Saw this cunt on TV recently and had never properly watched him.

    What a total cunt, name should be Phil Wangker. Talks like he has a cock up his arse but there again he’s Cambridge educated so no surprised.

    I have more humour in my left bollock than this cunt has, would have more useful working in our local Chinky take away – no. 45 pls with egg fried lice and prawn cracker.

  22. Gina Yashere is the worst for this.

    As well as being excruciatingly unfunny, she is also of Nigerian heritage.

    You wouldn’t know as she only mentions every five seconds in her dire act.

    Oh what’s that , a funny accent to depict your mum as being overbearing and focused on Victorian style discipline?

    Nothing like racially stereotyping your own family.

  23. Not as unfunny as Nish Kumar. That cunts is about as funny a a pint of cold sick.

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