A pair of blue and gold starred bloomers, made out of a moth-eaten EU flag, please (assuming she can wear them, rather than granny heavy duty Tenaladies) for this elderly old tart, who has a face as contorted as Lord Adonis’s overused ringpiece.

The old hag 69 (she says) is delving into her ancestors background to become an Irish citizen, so she can “become a European again” Who gives a fuck:

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The BBC on their Wireless 4 news at lunchtime were obviously deeply pleased and moved with the old hags declaration.

An old woman, whose one “skill” is to write crap and get it published reminds me of the Nancy boy MPs, who want to be European, because they seem to think, it gives them some sort of “cool” cachet – puts them one up on us commoners.

I hope the old cunt does go and live in Southern Ireland and we never have to hear her drawl again.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

And seconded by: MMCM

I would like to second this nom as Hillary Mantel makes my blood boil.

Just a few of her gripes about Britain

– Brexit.
– It’s a monarchy and she will “breathe more easily” in a republic.
– Brexit.
– The English abuse “exhausted refugees” as they scramble up the beach at Dover.
– Brexit.
– The UK is an “artificial” construct (unlike the EU).
-Brexit.
– Her fantasy of killing Margaret Thatcher never came true.
– Brexit.

I genuinely think this woman is as mad as a box of frogs.

Good riddance you goofy looking old sow. And don’t forget to hand your dame-hood back at passport control.

Yet more by – Captain Magnanimous

When this rancorous horrorshow isn’t attacking royals, she’s calling anybody who criticises parasite Markles a raaaycist. Now, five years after we escaped the Reich, this rancid scary Mary is attacking Brexiteers. Christ’s coddled codpiece, the old witch must have a new shite novel to plug.

Apparently this stewed prune is a “Dame” and is thinking of moving to the Republik of Ireland as she’s so “ashamed of Brexit Britain”. Who in their right mind would want to live in Oireland? Even the Dinghy Illegals give it a miss.

I’ll chip in to her fucking off if she promises not to write any more dross that’s subsequently made into dreary TV starring pompous fops.

As Henry VIII might have said to Mantel in one of her tedious books, “Thou art the rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended my nostril and thy face could sour ripe grapes. Get thee gone thy rotund, venomous toad.”

Mantel, thou art a cunt.

(According to her Wiki page, she has a CBE and DBE. One assumes, therefore, when she fucks off to Ireland (a republic) she’ll give up her “evil” gongs and become an ordinary pleb!? – Day Admin)