Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Deadpool 221 by correctly predicting that the veteran British actor Morris Perry would be the next famous stiff.Perry was 96.
On to Deadpool 222
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous pools like Black and White cunt does.
2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
4) No swapping picks mid pool.You are locked into your picks until next time.Only exception is if your pick has already been taken by someone else prior to your selections.
5)Please check your picks haven’t already been picked before making them.We can’t be arsed to check.
Joss Ackland
Glynis John
Geoffrey Chater
Jack Smethurst
Sidney Cooke
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Gudrun Ure
Burt Bacharah
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Tony Bennett
Sonny Barger.
0
Neil Sedaka
Angela Lansbury
Micheal Burke
Ken Bruce
Paul Anka
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
George Takei
Millicent Martin
Walter Koenig
Good darts Paul
0
Sir Magdi Jacoub
Clair Bloom
Shirley Anne Field
Elanor Bron
Jim Lovel (space man)
0
Dennis Waterman
Sally Thomsett
Richard O’Sullivan
Paula Wilcox
Tessa Wyatt
0
Jimmy Carter
Kris Krisrofferson
Barbara Eden
Bob Barker
Henry Kissinger
0
Ok
Raul Castro over Kissinger
Jerry Lee Lewis over Barbara eden
Dick Cheney over Jimmy Carter
1
Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Dame Maggie Smith
Bernard Cribbins
Virginnia Mckenna
0
Perry who?
Who Perry?
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Employed the old cunt about twenty years ago on the basis of some lingering attraction – or so his double cunt of an agent assured me – deriving from popular 60s/70s TV series he had been in. Forgotten which now as indeed had the fickle public. In the golden phrase of the business “he failed to attract”. Old cunt was a miserable bastard to work with and still expected to get paid. Fucking actors.
1
Morris Perry. Me too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_Perry
0
Vanessa Redgrave
Barry Manilow
John Prescott
Sarah Miles
Tony Bennett
0
I nabbed Vanessa. I heard her on the radio over the weekend and the old commie sounded just about fucked. She is one of my bankers.
0
Dickie Bird
Dennis Law
Bobby Charlton
Bill Kenwright
Joe Biden
0
George Lucas
Pope Francis
Anthony Faguci
Scott Morrison
Mike Pence
Cuntgratulations Paul nice pick
0
Falak Khan
Amy Price
Billy Connolly
David Attenborough
David Crosby
1
John Nott (Defence Secretary during Falklands War)
Peter Seabrook (Gardeners’ World)
Paddy Hopkirk (Northern Ireland rally driver)
Archie Macpherson (Scottish football commentator)
Micky Stewart (Surrey & England cricketer)
0
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Mikhail Gorbachev
Josef fritzl
Ozzy Osborne
Madeleine albright
0
Frank Borman
Prince Michael of Kent
Joan Copeland
Larry Storch
Buster Douglas
Good Shot.Paul
0
Sammy Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Paul Sorvino
Freddie Foreman
John Gotti Junior
0