A ‘top of the class’ cunting, for the producers/executives at Channel 4, who it appears couldn’t come up with some new blood, or even some half talented presenter from yesteryear, or indeed someone half alive with a pulse, to replace Old Man Hewer.
Instead they have crowbarred Anne Robinson’s coffin open, and brought the old crumbly skeleton back to the studio to creak and groan her way through countdown.
Is the ‘TV’ world that devoid of life ? or is the CoUNTdown chair so unappealing, that they could get no-one else to take the job.
It was only appealing before to see Riley in her tight dresses, and she’s now permanently knocked up. CH4 you suck sh1t & Robinson can just F*ck right off…
Nominated by: Lord of the Rings
That fuckin programme – you know you are in God’s waiting room if you watch it, especially with the adverts that sandwich it – denture fixative, stair lifts, and “Over 50s” life assurance “in case the worst happens”.
I actually knew Hewer slightly some years ago when he was Sugar;s P.R man and arselicker-in-chief – far from being a benign old grandad, he was a total 100% cunt with a mouth like a dirty lavatory bowl. Robinson must have had her creaky old legs open and blown the cobwebs away from her gash to interest some elderly old Ch 4 executive. Stuck up old whore.
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Why are never any blacks on Countdown? Answers on a postcard please.
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They’ll need to dumb it down a bit, like they do when a dark key is on Millionaire.
Tarrant: Mr Honky. For £100, name the capital of Venezuela.
Or
Tarrant: Mr Dark Key, for £32,000, what is the first letter of the alphabet?
I’m exaggerating, of course, but watch it to see what I mean. They go easy on the dark keys.
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The other week I stumbled upon a bleks only episode. I think it was that week channel 4 did a blek week. Trevor McDonald was hosting. He was fine, the rest of the show was garbage, no personalities at all. It’s devoid of charm mostly but that one was dire.
https://inews.co.uk/opinion/marverine-cole-countdown-channel-4-black-to-front-1191859
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TV for the senile, unemployed and students. Couldn’t give a bollocks about it.
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Good for Anne.
Nothing better than a sarcastic speccy ginger pensioner to boost the ratings of a flagging tv show!
Ive never watched Countdown because its fuckin boring rubbish,
But it had some old boot called Carol Voldemort on it who had more plastic surgery than katie price.
She must of looked like Simon Weston in the beginning or something?
But now shes been made to look like a scrubber youd fuck secretly!
See?
You can polish a turd.
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Old Vorderman really is the epitome of mutton dressed as lamb. Still, provided everyone in the audience was pissed enough, she’d probably be good for a laugh doing a striptease at the Steaming Pussycat Club, down to her liberty bodice and big boots.
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The Steaming Pussycat club.
Haha brilliant.
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Carol is a cross between a blow up doll and a calculator.
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Mutton dressed as mutton.
I’d still shag her though.
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Vorderman’s new ass looks like it’s been built by the same contractor that built the new Queen Elizabeth aircraft carrier.
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I’d bang Vorderman over Katie Price anyday.
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Is that shite still on?
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Haven’t watched it well over a decade. Why Anne Robinson? Well couldn’t have a white middle aged man any more. Ticked a box. Her Rachel Riley and Susie Dent are all female.
Don’t worry can’t see this being diverse enough for long, she’ll be replaced by a black female presenter.
Can’t watch hardly any TV anymore due to it’s anyone but a white English straight male bias.
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Robinson made her career by dropping her knickers for old Robert Maxwell back on the Mirror days before he jumped into the ocean. She will have done the same position to secure this position.
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I like it!!
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I like Countdown! Quite liked Hewer, he can’t stand Americanisms and didin’t hide the fact. Three birds presenting, though? Pretty sure you’d not get a show with three white, straight males presenting it, though. They did a ‘special’, the other week, an all-black presenting team with Trevor McDonald (who, personally, I think would make a fine replacement for Hewer), and black presenters. I switched off in a picosecond, Channel 4, you racist cunts.
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I forgot to add, all-black contestants, too. The racist, un-diverse cunts.
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A deeply irritating condescending ancient cunt.
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Robinson must be 100 years older than the average Countdown viewer.
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I’ve done worse.
Robinson that is, not Hewer, I have standards.
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I haven’t seen the much of it but don’t mind the odd bit that I do see…at least it’s something that gets you thinking instead of the usual “Celebrities” on a Barge, Police dashcam programmes or Made in Chelsea.
Rachel Riley looks very Jewish.
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Fuck, I thought Van Helsing had staked her in her coffin. Mind you I would bang Susie.
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I read that newspaper article and it seems The Weakest Link is coming back (when the fuck will they bring back The Grove Family the first TV soap? and Dixon of Dock Green>) and it seems that deeply unfunny gollywogged hair and four eyed prick Romesh Randywhatsit is going to front it. If he starts handing out Robinsonesque put-downs, I can see somebody clouting him. He was also the wanker that didthose clearly ant-Brexit bank adverts. Another useful idiot – Femi’s brother probably (or Femi is his sister)
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No doubt Raganathan will be bringing his mum and half his family along with him.
Dixon of Dock Green will only ever come back as WPC Dixon of Woke Green.
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‘Romesh Randywhatsit’ is the Beebs new posterboy for ‘gollyw*g diversity’.
I’d like to ask the morons at ‘BBC’ how ‘diversity’ never seems to include our yellow skinned oriental bretherin ? ? ?
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Because east Asians generally have high IQs and commit fewer crimes.
They don’t need a leg up or given incentives to stop them murdering, stabbing and raping.
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That unfunny Ranga bloke seems to be everywhere, no idea why unless it’s cos he is….. cheap 😂
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It’s not just because he’s a gøllypøm but he’s the spokesman for the under represented bung eyed communidee, his mum should’ve drowned the demon spawn in her milk at birth.
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It needs Lenny Henry presenting. He can tell people nobody knows de trouble I seen.
You could have that creepy freak who says ‘Bri’un’ representing the deviant community.
Eddie Izzard in Dicktionary corner representing the tranny community.
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Daytime quizzes are all hosted by cunts of the highest magnitude – Robinson, Noel Edmunds, Alexander Armstrong and that cunt Richard Osman, for instance.
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What’s the consolation prize when you don’t win? A piss soaked cushion to sit on to make you feel like you are in a care home already, maybe😁
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Channel 4 are going off. Getting this frozen faced old hobgoblin to front when old Trevor or any man of colour wouldve been better shows C4 are full of shit. Dizzee Rascal woukdve been better!
4 white presentrs on the bake off as well, Just make sure the contestants are box tickers. That has also gone completely weird as well.
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Bake off presenters are diverse-
Scouse cunt
Uphill gardener
Creepy cunt
Seffrican boiler
I assume the contestants are a bunch of macaroons, parking stanleys and lifters so the show meets the Ch4 guidelines.
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Anne Robinson has always been a condescending cunt, i find it completely nauseating to watch this ginger trying to be humorous at the expense of others.
To be talked down to by some twat whos had that many face lifts her ginger snatch is in danger of coming out of collar.
Can you imagine what she must look like with her kit off, a trampled on scotch egg i would imagine.🤢🤢🤢
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Crusty old plastic broad, Anne put the dog into Watchdog.
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Fucking hell. Anne Robinson, nuff said.
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“CUNTFLAPS” does NOT spring to mind. I thought this auld trout had evaporated when she forgot to put the cork back in.
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Bin please
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Can’t even remember when I last watched channel 4.
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Anne Robinson is a thieving cunt anyway. She nicked her entire ‘Weakest Link’ bullying host act off Aussie actress and presenter, Cornellia Frances. Right down to the hair do, glasses, mannerisms, the fucking lot. The whole thing was totally ripped off and was on Australian TV years before the Weakest Link was ever on in the UK.
Only way I would watch Countdown is if Rachel Riley did a strip😍
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You’ve got that completely back-to-front: The British version of ‘The Weakest Link’ was the original, the Australian one started about a year later.
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