Watching TrashTV Ironically

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A nomination for twats who watch trashy TV and listen to pop music ironically.

I know the type; Cultural studies lecturers who wax lyrical about Eastbenders, Big Brother or latterly Love/Suicide Island being great television. The people with expensive educations who consume dross because it makes them feel clever, they can patronise the simpletons who watch it earnestly and it makes them feel less alienated from ‘mass culture’. They know they’re too thick to have a stab at Immanuel Kant.

They’re the sort who write off Nietzsche because he ‘influenced the Nazis’

Fucking hipsters on the peak of Mt Stupid.

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Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

69 thoughts on “Watching TrashTV Ironically”

  1. Best way around this problem

    Take the TV, throw it in a skip

    Then cancel your TV tax

    What I did, never felt better

  3. My Mammy (Dog rot her soul, if indeed she had one), used to phone me up and say “Oh, you MUST watch this, it’s so awful”…
    Saved me many wasted hours, especially given what she considered to be “good” TV..

  4. I used to love an American soap opera called ‘Passions’, farken hilarious. Plenty of very fuckable actresses as well, the character Ivy Crane was my favourite, evil and hot.

  6. There’s the phrase, “jumped the shark” that refers to TV shows that pushed their ridiculousness too far and became condescending to the viewers. In the waning years of “Happy Days” (not so happy if you were a negro) there is an episode where Italian-American ex-hoodlum moralizer Fonzie (played by the Manhattanite Jewish thesp Henry Winkler) is water-skiing in shorts and his leather jacket and he jumps over a tiger shark. I think that TV in general, jumped the shark when Big Brother came along and now we have a plethora of pish on the box. There are still moments of brilliance but it really is not worth watching 95% of what is on now. There are so many cunts to satirize right now, but the comedians are scared, and that’s why you have guys like Kyle Dunnigan on YouTube doing insane deep-fakes of Joe Biden because Saturday Night Live are on their knees for the libtard establishment. Here’s one of his funniest videos…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTJz6__YePU

      • I always though ‘The Fonz’ was a bit of a diddler myself.

        He was a bloke in his 30s/40s hanging about with high school kids. He seemed to court the attention of teenage schoolgirls.

        He even had the odd physical confrontation with schoolboys too, the fucking bully.

        I’d have kicked the cunt out of my ‘diner’ had I been the owner and had some cunt grooming and bullying kids in there every fucking day.

        Cool? He was a fucking n. o. n c. e.

      • I always wanted to get tucked into bed by the flame haired Mrs C from Happy Days. Milfmongous. Ralph Malph was a cunt though. He reminds me of Ed Sheercunt, the ginger twat.

        The Fonz was a jailbait magnet, I agree Cuntybollocks.
        ‘Heeeeey!’

    • I remember Batman (Adam West) and the Joker (Cesar Romero) in an on screen water skiing competition, when the Batman series was on its arse.

    • I would have also loved a ding dong with Fonzie’s biker girlfriend, Pinky Tuscadero (Roz Kelly). I’d have banged her ten ways till Tuesday.

  7. A stab at Immanuels cunt?
    Count me in👍
    I never sneer at TV or watch it ironically.
    Its taught me everything I know.
    Im very respectful.
    Its saved me expensive further education.
    Hail the one eyed god!!
    Hail Television
    The all giving!!!

    • Immanuel Kant to Emmanuelle’s Cunt: A Brief History of The Western Canon, by Miserable Northern Cunt.

      (Preface by Jonathan Meades)

      • Let’s create a site called, http://www.is-a-kant.com where we nominate great thinkers both living and dead!

        Kant is bloody hard going, it’s like a Chinese riddle. I just went to Schopenhauer, he was an amazing writer, very funny, dark, great metaphors drawn from real life. A lot of philosophy is wank, but some of it is amazing, ie. pre-Socratics.

      • Confucious
        Heraclitus
        Epicurus
        Plato
        Seneca
        Marcus Aurelius
        Spinoza
        Montaigne
        Friedrich Schelling
        Schopenhauer
        Nietzsche
        William James
        Edmund Husserl
        Alfred North Whitehead
        Robert Anton Wilson
        Terence McKenna

        If they ain’t DEAD, they ain’t worth readin’.

      • AC Grayling is a plutonium grade kant.
        Perhaps he should be put done alongside the llama.

  8. I had an idea back when Michael Jackson died to install a web cam in the casket of a famous dead person so viewers can watch the corpse decay. I can just see the headline one day: “Michael Jackson’s Jaw just fell open today. This just days after the world observed a drop of fluid oozing from his left eye. More at 11!”
    A multi million dollar idea.

  9. I was on the telly, this week! A documentory, reality programme. Fuck off if you think I’m telling you which one, though!!

  10. Eggheads have always looked down on popular culture,
    Dont watch tv itll rot your brain
    Pop music is rubbish listen to classical
    Comic books are bad for children read a book
    The Beatles are a flash in the pan novelty act.

    Blah blah,
    Fuckin poseurs.
    Same cunts who bid thousands on a mint copy of a Spiderman comic or witter on about the genius of Lennon/McCartney songwriting.

  11. I reckon most of us watch some programme and think “what a load of shite”..doesn’t stop us putting it on again next time though. I recently watched every episode of a series about some Septics looking for gold/a U.F.O./Mayan treasure/iridium on some ranch….the Cunts found Fuck All,as I expected…same as another bunch of Septics trying to find Japanese looted treasure buried in Manilla that I have watched avidly for two series.

    Won’t stop me next time though….we often discuss the latest (non) developments on the way to a job.

    PS…Kant and Nietzsche can Fuck Off…whoever they are.

    • Kant is lucky he didn’t go to school with me…Kant the Cunt is what he’d have been known as…while we shoved his windbag head down the shitter.

      • The ones that amuse and baffle equally are the extremely obese, usually Americans and those that are chronic hoarders destined to be buried by a mountain of old newspapers and eaten by the cats.

      • My favourites are the ones about Fat Cunts….especially when there’s a little message flashes up at the end saying ” In memory of…”whichever lardy hippo it was about.

      • Sam would have been a better name for him.

        Sam Kant.

        As in “Sam Kant stole my homework”

    • Old Ferdinand Marcos got his paws on that gold a long time ago. How do you think Imelda could buy all those shoes in a broke arse shithole country like the Philippines

      • I wondered about that but it didn’t seem to deter the Septics…they even kept on when it was obvious that someone had been there afore them….I was living in hope that they’d set off one of the booby-traps that the Nips had left.

    • Whatever happened in Oak Island ? Did they find fuck all in all the shit they dug out ?

      • Even I had to admit defeat with those Cunts…on and fucking on it went…presumably they’ve never found a fucking thing or it would have been in the papers.

        Cunts.

    • Bit of a theme there Dick,
      Treasure!!
      Why not set up a Easter egg hunt for the lads?
      But with the odd ‘pitfall’ with dogshit.

      • Treasure Hunt. That takes me back, MNC.
        I wanted to smash the back door off Anneka Rice back in the day.

      • Didn’t Annabelle Croft do it for a bit too. She gave me the ‘orn an’ all.

        Something about posh birds running around in leggings climbing into helicopters oh I’ve got the ‘orn now.

    • I did something similar with that tacky documentary series, ‘Hunting Hitler’.

      Somebody ripped into it on here once. I didn’t respond due to being so offended and triggered.

      The first series is shite (but you need to see it for the rest of it to make sense), but you know what? They ended up by the third series (probably by accident) finding out loads of weird shit, like nazi holdouts in the middle of Argentinian forests.

      I scoffed throughout the series but by the end, I actually thought ‘Fucking hell. I think the cunt really did escape after all.’

      What started as a bunch of mongs making a ‘wild goose chase’ documentary series (the ‘Bigfoot’ one I once watched was hilarious) accidentally turned into a ‘Hang on a minute. That’s good for thought at the very least’ series.

      I reckon the cunt, along with quite a few others, made it to Argentina in a U Boat at the end of WW2.

      • On balance….no but I wouldn’t be surprised if I was wrong…really would be a story if someone came up with definitive proof though,wouldn’t it ?

      • True. But that was the thing.

        I watched it to take the piss out of it but ended up not being so confident by the end. To the point where, on balance, I could see him sitting on an Argie beach, minus tache, plotting his return, which proved impossible.

        He possibly lived out his days looking over his shoulder for the 4 be twos, who were all over South America hunting and executing escaped Nazis.

      • Cuntybollocks@
        That made me laugh, about getting offended by some cunt slagging it on here😀👍

        Im a big fan of outlaw Billy the Kid.
        There was meant to be only one photo of him in existence.
        A bloke was on a show saying hed bought a old photo at a car boot and he was sure it had Billy the kid in it.
        The ‘expert’ treated him like a knobhead, more or less laughing in his face.
        About a year after the bloke was on another show,
        It was Billy the kid and worth a fuckin fortune!

      • Haha

        I’m not easily offended, i’ve heard it all.

        But if you don’t like the same TV shows as me it’s worse than genocide 😉

  12. News just in from Afghanistan, it is now illegal to switch on a TV or watch any programs whatsoever….because of the telly ban….

  13. Apparently there are programmes of Bliks fucking Honkey’s in Houses or on an Island… No , not on Pornkob. ! Dirty bastards

  14. just picked the cat up from the vets radio on we only got 7,000 Afghans out. Fucking BooHoo. Mrs CuntyMort and I zero fucks given. Are we racist and sheet?

    Works for us.

  15. I noticed today that there are scores of ‘tributes’ to some Gogglebox ‘star’ who has snuffed it.

    The fuss over this cunt – whoever he was – sums up how stupid the modern cunt and the modern media is. Legendary and talented Rolling Stones drummer dies. But never mind him. But let’s all cry because some Gogglebox star has died. Bollocks!

    • Gogglebox is absolutely fucking shit.

      A reality show where the viewer is subjected to vacuous non entities sitting on their sofas at home watching vacuous other non entities on telly.

      Even by the shittiest of shit standards, that programme is a particularly low point.

    • I’ve never understood how anyone could knock one out watching a film with a bloke in it, and that goes double if that slimy fat cunt was in it. If ever you needed visual proof that some women will do anything for money/smack, getting fucked on camera by grotty Ron is it.

      • He was the money shot and now he is again .
        America why the fuck didn’t we all avoid them in the 1970’s
        They involve everyone in their shit

  17. I read Nietzsche ironically. It’s the only way. He writes like a pissed, though bright, teenager.

    • I can see why. Some of his writings reminded me of an old mate’s facebook rants. Ive not read him extensively.

  18. It’s not possible to watch Love Island or any other of this shit ironically. Because you cant lick the windows ironically.

  19. I don’t mind a pea brained film or series the odd time especially when I’m jaded from work and no intentions of leaving the house
    It can therapeutic ,the fact you do not have to concentrate and still miss fuck all
    I draw the line with the nonsense that is anything reality tv

  20. I’ve been watching a series recently about a young woman who experiences excessive bleeding, it’s a period drama….

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