The French (7) – Lazy Cunts

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They usually enjoy droning on.

The French really are a bunch of lazy cunts, its no wonder they eat snails, its the only fucking thing they can catch.

The garlicky fuckers are now using the excuse that they are not allowed to use their fleet of drones to look for illegal immigrants on the northern beaches about to paddle to the UK for a life on the social at our cost, because drone use is against the privicy rules of the fucking migrants….yes you read that right.

Migrants who will stowaway on trucks,trains, plains and automobiles and break every rule and law in the book to come here.

Yep the French are a bunch of lazy, good for nothing cunts, who would rather the migrants are not in France, the bit that amazes me is there is no control their end to stop the fuckers entering France [why we voted brexit you horse eating cunts by the way] so they cant be arsed to stop the fuckers coming in, they sure as hell wont be arsed stopping the fuckers getting out….

Nominated by – Fuglyucker

76 thoughts on “The French (7) – Lazy Cunts”

  1. Can’t say that I altogether blame the French…if we could palm them off onto someone else,I’d hope that we would do just that…..except we wouldn’t. Successive U.K. governments have failed to make any real attempt to stop the endless flow of “asylum seekers”…plenty of talk but no real action.

    Having said that,it doesn’t alter the fact that the French are a bunch of utter Cunts.

    • Morning Mr F…I can’t say I agree with this cunting. This isn’t so much the French being cunts but England being worthlessly chicken shit.
      If we had any balls at all, brown immos and black immos would be seperated at gunpoint until enough had been collected up to fill a Hercules or A400M, then tossed out (with parachutes) at 2000 feet over either Afghanistan or some African shithole.
      Jesus wept, we suck.

      • Morning,Mr.Cunt-Engine.

        I’d be chucking that useless fat Cunt, Priti Patel and her equally clueless Cunt boss,out alongside the Sooties.

        Morning,All.

      • Patel is a fat, gobby takeaway gobbler.

        Sack her and put border control in the hands of an ex Army or Navy General with a pedigree of being a ruthless, but successful cunt.

        There is no other solution.

      • You could put Mr.Cunt-Engine and Unkle Terry with his oven in charge and it wouldn’t make any difference,Paul. Our “leaders” have no real intention of putting a stop to this invasion and would make damn sure that whoever was in charge was prevented from taking effective action.

      • TtCE@ – My vessel The Black Pig is on standby, just a few little issues to smooth over from the last IAC booze cruise to France (one of our number commandeered the Captains cabin and began shelling the French coast shouting “it’s a fucking disgrace” – I had to explain to the French Ambassador that we were the French SAS but were accidentally firing in the wrong direction!)
        A sticky diplomatic incident avoided! 😀👍

      • Sadly you are spot on, Monsieur Fiddler.

        I too would love to see Unkle have a crack at it. There would be international (and national) outrage.

        Splendid.

    • It’s up to the U.K. to secure it’s own borders…not just expect a bunch of anti-British foreigners to do the job for us. Fuck’s sake…we’ve already got a 20 mile wide fucking moat and yet we apparently can’t stop a bunch of Dark-keys on lilos floating their way across….instead we actively encourage them by rushing to the French shore to “rescue” them as soon as they get out of their depth.

      The French are still unmitigated Cunts…as are those in charge of securing British borders.

      • Exactly, we order the Captain of the illegal vessels (dinghies) to turn around, and sail back into frog waters. If they don’t, our boys simply apply a line and tow them back.

        The swarthy cunts will soon get sick and tired of sailing into UK waters, only to be continually pushed back. Don’t let the cunts set foot on UK soil. That is when they have more ‘rights’ than you or me.

    • What also irritates me is that genuine refugees ( and I believe that there are such people) are pushed to the back of the queue while we deal with a bunch of economic migrants who have entered this Country illegally.

  2. No surprises there.
    The Africunts and other trash travel through many safe countries to lodge their claims here.
    At no point does anyone left a finger to stop them.
    Western civilization is in terminal decline.
    Our political class shall be our downfall.
    An emerging and ever increasing nightmare.

    Vermin.

  3. Dont let the french near your well stocked pond.
    Fish, frogs,newts, snails, tadpoles, whatever,
    Theyll empty it.
    Although if your a gardner and suffering from greenfly/blackfly,
    Then hire a Frenchman for the day.
    The french are reknowned for being able to eat things thatd make a chinaman puke.
    Also know for cowardice in which they regularly take gold at the Olympics
    And stinking .
    I am not fond of the french and french ways.

    AGINCOURT.

    • That’s why they are shit at athletics, as soon as they hear the starting pistol they run and hide in the locker room.

    • Also if you own a stable of mares. The Frog-Eaters love a bit of fast food, as long as it’s a race horse.

  5. The ex wife is French, never met a worse cunt in all my life. One filthy fucker mind.

  6. The French really do smell. They also have strange houses where rooms not only have carpet on the floor, but on the walls and ceiling too.

    They do love their shared male/female toilets and talking loudly whilst gesticulating furiously.

    I am not a fan of our Gaelic cousins.

      • I can understand that, I was brought up to be fanatically loyal to the Empire but not fond of southern Poms or their lowlander pets.

    • They hate us as much as we hate them.
      Cheeky cunts.
      Once in Calais I was walking to the bus station to catch a coach and some grinning old french cunt called me a ‘bonjeur’!
      French for wanker I think?
      I slapped him that hard his beret flew off and gave him a swift kick to the arse.
      Rude fuckers the french.

      • Dont think so Thomas?
        Its hard to tell with old frenchies!
        Most of them have cleft palates as a result of sucking nazi cock during the war.
        This was before they turned Calais into a Safari park.

  7. Classified Ads:

    Job lot of rifles, never fired, only dropped once, model circa 1940, excellent, unused condition, like new. Offers.

    Interested? Contact the French military.

    • What makes me laugh is like the eyeties the frogs seem to think theyre master chefs,
      And make the best food.
      Both are clearly deluded.
      Spaghetti hoops and garlic bread? Get fucked Italia.
      As for frenchies, I once in a restaurant showed dismay when the owner bragged his chef was french,
      Asking can he be replaced.
      Trying to placate me the owner took me into the kitchen,
      The chef was drunk obviously,
      And unwashed, but he didn’t even have a chip pan!!!
      We got our coats.

  8. For some reason our company employed a French man. In all honesty, he turns a 4 hour job into one that lasts a week. He argues with his boss constantly, gesticulating, talks loudly and he is a rank and file socialist.

  9. None of the immigrants lined up on the French beaches wait for the opportunity to get into England will give up.

    None of them will think “Fuck it, I’m going home”.

    Every single one will end up in the UK one way or another.
    The French know that.
    That is why they don’t make the effort to protect their borders with other European countries or deport illegal immigrants when they find them.

    They are not going to monitor them with drones. What’s the fucking point?

  10. Snail snaffling soap dodgers, little Napoleon demanding ever increasing amounts to not stop the Channel invasion and thick fat chav bitch Patel of the ten dinners hands it over without a whimper.
    We are a worldwide laughing stock.
    Three and a half years and counting and we have a chance to get rid of spineless inc and vote in people who will do the hard work necessary to save the Country – it is now that serious and I do not want to go down in history as one of the generation who did nothing as our nation was lost.
    Time for a bike ride – and no strings of onions over the bars or stripey shirts!

    • Your nation is already lost, unfortunately.

      The thousands of immigrants that come in their dinghies are insignificant as there are millions of them in the UK already.

      The ones that manage to legalise their status bring over their extended families, quite legally, to add to the burden.

      ‘Sending them back’ is not an option, even if there were politicians with that opinion.

      A Muslim prime minister and Sharia law is inevitable.
      It will fucking happen.
      And there is no stopping it.

      • Look at Scotland – they have a mozzer justice minister. Do you think he is going to lock up his own?

  11. The Frenchies aren’t much use to anyone but their food ain’t bad, their birds can be well hot and they are very resentful of foreigners so they’re not all bad.
    They are cunts for dumping all that Peaceful shit on us but I find it hard to blame them. If you are so weak and pathetic you let cunts walk all over you then they fucking will. Once upon a time cunts would tremble with fear at the sight of the Union Jack, now they come running with their hands open gleefully taking the fucking piss.
    You can’t blame Monsieur Frog for that…..we did it to ourselves.

  12. The scots love the french dont they?
    Bonnie prince Charlie ran off there to hide.
    Bonnie means fat.
    As in ‘shes a bonnie lass’.
    So in English hed be Fat Charlie.
    I imagine him looking like John Candy?
    But in a powdered wig.
    The french took him to their hearts, because they also have run away from the English on occasion.

    • It’s the common love of the romantic ideal of socialism, Mis.

      I have never met a Jock who doesn’t bellyache about how they are hard done by (courtesy of the English). Same with the frogs.

      • Sulkers Paul.
        Hysterical types.
        We never charged them for those Highland clearances and still moaning!
        Both should show a bit of gratitude .

    • Jocks and Skips love France. Like a favourite bounder, rake of an uncle that we only see for birthdays and Christmas, bringing us a noisy toy and a big bag of lollies, just to piss off Mum.

  13. The French are cunts and unable to forgive the English for winning the world domination contest of the 18th and 19th centuries and spreading our language and philosophies across the world as a result. They see the the Americans, Canadian’s, Australians, etc as an extension of “Le Rost Bifs” and “Anglo-Saxon” is a dirty word to them. They have tried to imitate the Commonwealth through their “Francophoney” organisation but it’s a poor imitation. Now the French political class is outraged by Brexit and have become obsessed with making it a failure. The ordinary Frenchman, however, rather admires Brexit for they hate the EU as much as many of us do.

    The French are like a jealous brother, unable to forgive their siblings for doing rather well and showing them up to be the runt of the litter after all.

    • The fact that we “won the world domination contest” is why we are in the shit now. Look at the millions of former colonists that have been given UK passports. Even the fucking Gurkhas – brave lads yes, but they knew the deal when they signed up. Stint in HM’s Army, then fuck off back to Nepal. Aldershot is a now even more of a shit-hole as they have the right to bring their families to the UK. They have no immigration problems in, say, Serbia as they didn’t have any colonies. The French are fucked with all their Africans, and the Belgies also have a load of Africans from the Congo (can you see a trend here?).

      I think Priti Patel has a posion chalice. Even if she wanted to stop the cunts, her masters (including useless cunt Bojo) won’t stop it – he’s too worried about looking bad on Twitter and has his eye on the future like Blair.

      • Princess Nut Nut won’t allow the Fat Cuntstruck Bojo to do anything that is non Woke. Sadly the French do not have the monopoly on useless CUNTS.

  14. Not sure I support this nom. The French are clearly cunts but for other reasons, not least that they eat anything that moves in the garden. However, the huge freedom demos each Sunday across the whole of France, that no one reports here because journalists are total cunts, show that the average Johnny Frenchman far more willing to get off their arses and protest than bone idle Brits.

    Then, of course, Voltaire, Diderot, Rousseau, Robespierre, D’Artagnan, Sacha Distel, and Raymond Blanc, were/are all famous grafters. Fact. Plus, Marine Le Pen is hot.

    Good morning, everyone.

  16. Ultimately, it doesn’t matter if the french use drones or Apache helicopters. It’s up to us to return them to the last country they were in or they’re country of origin, but our politicians are too weak to do it. Those genuinely in fear if their lives do not travel the whole length of Europe dodging the authorities, they escape to the nearest safe haven and apply for asylum through the relevant embassy. They’re economic migrants and don’t let the bbc or earthquake arse Patel tell you differently. As for the legendary french laziness, they most certainly are. They often do no more than about 37.5 hours a week. Yet when we had a chance to do the same during our time in Europe, our ever helpful governments vetoed it. Who are the cunts now?

      • Absolutely. But there has to be a will to do so. Patel came out all guns blazing when she was appointed and then did fuck all.

  17. The frogs got the wrong end of the stick. They are under the impression that the money Priti gave them to stem the flow of illegals was in fact payment for the illegals. Why has Priti not advised them otherwise. Something not right here and it’s not just me.

  18. I’ve got a mate, whose a bit of a cunt and French. Thinks he’s special because he drives a big car and has a nap every day (yes, even when he is meant to be working).

    His wife is a bitch too, proper pair of cunts.

  19. France is part of the EU and as such wants to punish us. They also know we’re mugs, most recent demonstration of which is we are giving them £££ millions to send ever greater numbers of their unwanted migrants over.

    The Frogs are only doing what we would do if we was them. Then again, maybe we wouldn’t, cos we’re mugs.

    • We wouldn’t allow it if were reversed, too many fucking woke immigrant lovers in this country.

  20. The French couldn’t stop invasions during two world wars, so why should we rely on them to stop this one?
    The easiest way to get past them is set off at lunch time. The whole of France stops for a two hour lunch.
    Add to this that the RNLI has been taken over by lefty cunts running an Uber service to the UK, then you can see we are fucked.

  21. The French are nowhere near as bad as the fucking Belgian’s though, letting the Congolese kaffirs cut them to shreds, the French have always been vindictive bastards. They just won’t ever accept the fact that their farmers are inefficient and over subsidied, they’re crap at winning wars and their Deutschland’s lap dog, the migrant crisis is their revenge on us, the garlic eating cunts!!!!

    • I think French agriculture was fucked by idiotic inheritance laws; farms got divided up equally, into increasingly smaller land parcels down the generations. In UK, I think the oldest son would inherit the farm, and then the haggling might start, but farms usually stayed a sensible size, not something that a combine couldn’t turn round in.

      • I think that was the problem in Burundi, once farms got down to an acre the machetes came out. So there’s hope yet.

  22. This situation is beyond a joke. Patel, the Minister for Hot Air, continues to make progress at the rate of -zero. Every time she comes out with a plan (or should I say more useless words), she seems to cave into the human rights crowd.

    The Tony Abbott method will work yet Patel won’t do it. There’s plenty of laws that can be changed and plenty other things she can do, yet nada. What is the fat arse Patel up to right now? Swanning about Greece looking for a solution to the illegal migrant crisis.

    Can’t rely on the French; useless. Don’t mention the war, eh.

  23. There is only one solution, return to point of origin. Until we send every single one back to France they will keep coming and Priti Patel’s making it illegal will have as much effect as king Canute.

    Cunts.

  24. Absolute fucking bollocks. We have used drones for exactly the purpose described, at Dover. While privacy is certainly an important consideration for private drone pilots, a qualified A2 CofC drone pilot who fulfils the EU -derived legislation involved, can overfly people, and within safety limits, residential, commercial and recreational areas. Higher certification grants further access (denied to cunts like me who have to keep their machines well away from anything interesting).

    In any case, the military – ours and still less theirs – suffer from no such qualms either when training here or when lining up jihadis for chastisement in Syria. The military just don’t talk about it. I was watching a couple of drones on ADSB Exchange yesterday, flying convoluted patterns over East Anglia, and they certainly weren’t avoiding habitation. Also at an altitude that would be illegal foe a civvy. Must have been ours – the Yanks keep their ADSB turned off.

    Bêtises sur pilotis.

  25. Mexico is the U.S. version of France. The greasy bean-farting cunts let all the South and Central American aliens right on through to our southern border. Trump made the best deal ever to keep them in Mexico but Biden undid all of it. A total shit show.

    • Biden is a senile cunt who will ruin the United States.
      Bring back Donald,more powerful than ever!

  28. The French. When invaded in the Second World War, fought every other Tuesday between 1pm and 3pm.
    We should have bypassed these cunts on D-Day and gone straight into Holland. Saying that though, the Dutch weren’t much better, they fought with tulips when they were invaded by the Wehrmacht.

  30. That picture looks like a bloke with a very square arm wearing a plaid shirt is feeling Vicky Michelle’s arse.

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