They usually enjoy droning on.
The French really are a bunch of lazy cunts, its no wonder they eat snails, its the only fucking thing they can catch.
The garlicky fuckers are now using the excuse that they are not allowed to use their fleet of drones to look for illegal immigrants on the northern beaches about to paddle to the UK for a life on the social at our cost, because drone use is against the privicy rules of the fucking migrants….yes you read that right.
Migrants who will stowaway on trucks,trains, plains and automobiles and break every rule and law in the book to come here.
Yep the French are a bunch of lazy, good for nothing cunts, who would rather the migrants are not in France, the bit that amazes me is there is no control their end to stop the fuckers entering France [why we voted brexit you horse eating cunts by the way] so they cant be arsed to stop the fuckers coming in, they sure as hell wont be arsed stopping the fuckers getting out….
Nominated by – Fuglyucker
Saw that Vicki Michelle in a repeat of Minder the other day. She was well tasty back in the 70s and 80s. She had a T-Shirt on that said ‘I Like Willie’ on it. I bet she fucking did.😉
Only four good things to ever come out of France. King Cantona, Catherine Deneuve, Francoise Hardy, and Anna Karina (RIP). Some tasty boilers in times past, the frogs. Bardot was an overrated and talentless Nazi cunt though.
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As a Scotsman, I love the French. Auld Alliance and that kind of thing. Pity they let us down over Bonnie Prince Charlie who turned up in a rowing boat with a retinue of six instead of arriving with a massive French army.
The French know how to have a good life. They don´t go out of their way to work particularly hard and have more holidays than working days. They have managed to create a good mixture of state and private investment giving them a fantastic rail, air and road networks, multinational companies and the Bomb. They have troops all over North Africa and colonize places like Tahiti, Martinique, Guadeloupe and Guyana yet nobody every accuses them of imperialism.
Their women are gorgeous, beautifully dressed and ready to go. What´s not to like? Apart from Charles Aznavour, Johnny Halliday, Edith Piaf and Jean Paul Sartre who are all dead anyway.
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Fartre was a boring bastard, and looked like a diddler.
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And Foucault was a fiddler and not in the Charlie Daniels sense
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When I did French A Level (the qualification, not some vulgar sexual practice), we studied Sartre as part of the literature course and learned all about existentialism, nihilism, the absurd etc… We thought we were the crème de la crème and oh so intellectual.
After the exam I realised what a load of pretentious bollocks it all was.
If ISAC existed in 1980, I would have nominated myself.
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The interview with a slightly tired and emotional Serge Gainsbourg telling Whitney Houstan “I want to ferk you“ is a classic. Dirty oldan, like all those saddoes in the Paris Metro, playing with their limp cocktail sausages…
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Always bemused me why an ugly unwashed frog faced cunt like Gainsbourg pulled top fanny like Jane Birkin and all that lot.
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I’m not that arsed the French being lazy cunts and letting the migrants fuck off over here. Who the fuck would want to keep them?
I’m more bothered about the cunts not doing their jobs in England. Fuck off out of whatever bullshit convention(s) we’re in, and fuck them off to somewhere else. Or just get boats riding round them and let them fall in. They’ll soon stop coming.
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Napoleon and William The Conqueror. The only two frog hardcases in history.
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