Rip-off Britain (TV Prog)

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I’m watching Rip-off Britain.

My Dog, we really do stand still, don’t we? No fucking wonder we get screwed right, left & centre.

This poor cow is Still waiting for her flat to be built, while the site still hasn’t been cleared. Paid her cash & got bollock all for it.

Gloria Hunniford has not worn well. BTW.

Rip Off Britain

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

38 thoughts on “Rip-off Britain (TV Prog)”

  1. Sorry, but I’m a bit confused.

    Are we cunting the programme, those who rip off, the gullible victims or Ol’ Blarneybags?

    Or is it a free for all?

      • MNC@ – What’s that electrical thing called that makes guitars louder? 😀
        And – WATCHING THE BBC?
        Tsk tsk, this will never do – the BBC rots the brain!

    • A bit of each, dear Paul.

      I could have been clearer about this, so apologies if you were confused.

  2. The real rip off is being forced to pay a licence fee to watch the 3 ‘Tena Ladies’.

  3. I’d say Gloria still looks pretty good for 80, although she was never the same after her daughter died of cancer.

    • Agreed, Moggie. I always fancied a holiday with Gloria.

      The BBC is pure cunt.

      Good morning, everyone.

  4. Do they really need 3 old women to churn out that fucking rubbish, or is it just a job for the girls?

    You can almost smell the lavender water and stale piss when they are on screen.
    The horrible, wrinkled old hags.

    Another one that deserves his own severe counting for his daytime programmes is the shaved chimp Dominic Littlewood.

    “And when he appeared in court for not wearing a seat belt the judge gave him a fine of ÂŁ50, and a warning.
    He won’t be doing that again in a hurry”

    Yes Don. Very interesting.
    Now fuck off.

  6. Gloria came to my school when i was about 8? Fuck knows what for but i remember meeting her and she was sound had a laugh and joke with us kids and wasn’t up her own arse. Never seen Rip Off Britain, but Gloria is no cunt.
    Daytime TV on the otherhand…… complete cunt.

  8. What a handsome woman Angela Rippon still is. A woman of class and refinement. It’s not fair – as a lover of beauty, I ended up with the farting, bloated, square eyed Mrs Boggs. FRip Off Britain, indeed. Ms Rippon used to do Cash In The Attic – I wonder how much I’d getf for the spouse – a genuine antique?

    • Good Morning WC

      I am sorry to spoil the illusion but Angela Rippon has about as much refinement as my arsehole. A long time ago I was waiting in the reception at the old ITN building in Wells Street and she walked in. The receptionist had the audacity to ask her name and the not so lovely Angela tore into her with usual “you should know who I am” leaving the poor girl very upset. I mentioned this to my friend and she confirmed she was an arrogant cow, exceeded only by John Snow.

      • I can confirm that the lovely Angela is one of the most arrogant snobs ever to draw breath. A friend of mine had the misfortune to meet her in a restaurant in the west country some years ago. She had met snobs in posh restaurants before but reckoned Angela was on another level.

  9. We have 2 rescue budgies (long story) and they have toys for nibbling.
    One day the missus turned the TV on and Gloria H had the exact same necklace on, although it probably wasn’t made of iodine.
    3 fucking old bags getting shitloads of dosh to talk bollocks.

  10. The coffin dodger on the right in the green jacket has evil dark gateway to Hell eyes.

    No idea what this is and would never choose to watch it unless tied down and forced a la Clockwork Orange.

    • On the right you cunt, green on the left. Sorry about that, I must feel sorry for your illness that reverses what you can see, or is it me…..

    • Morning Spanky.

      FYI, it’s a programme made by cunts for cunts and watched by cunts.

  12. &amp could mean hand amputation…… don’t really understand the nom.
    They should make a program called “Ripped off Britain “ investigating how the fuck 800 cunts are being transported to the south coast on a daily basis. Second episode could be about how the fuck Britain has to fork out for this barrel of shit called BBC. Cunts

  14. I like Rip-Off Britain but it doesn’t go far enough. I’d like to see Gloria catching up with some scammer and have some big bloke break his knees with a hammer. Then Gloria saying, “You – fucking well sort this out. I’ve got friends over the water that can have you killed”.

    Julia Somerville in a dominatrix outfit would go down well too.

  15. I bet all three can still give a good nosh.
    Suck off Britain..

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