“Never in my life have I seen such poofery” would’ve bellowed Windsor Davies.
Yes, every 4 (or 5) years we get to watch sports which are so obscure, we’re not even sure if they’re sports. Some are enjoyable for this brief period during the Olympic Games. Most are not. The sport of synchronised diving though, is a bit of a weird one.
The men’s event; which, as a straight male, will probably be a criminal offence by the next Olympics; is an abomination. Good luck to Tom Daly for winning gold, but what was that lbgt rant all about after winning? What has getting men’s shite on your nob got to do with diving off a fucking board? He said something about gays might feel brave enough to try the sport or come out because he’d dived off a board into a pool, at the same time as another bender. And how oppressed the gay is.
Is he mad? Look at the BBC’s fawning (of course!) fucking article. It’s one of the longest I’ve ever seen. For a fringe ‘sport’. And he’s guaranteed a pundits’/presenting job at the BBC for life soon, I’m sure. Because he won gold? Partly, yes. Because he’s a good presenter? Doubt it. Because he’s a gay. Without doubt.
So this shite about gays being oppressed and disadvantaged nowadays is bollocks, but he has a point about them being oppressed in other countries. Will he mention them and why this happens? Peacefuls and third worlders? Of course not!
But the ladies’ event. I actually quite enjoyed that. Lots of nice arses and it seems an event the lezzas haven’t yet ruined by banning skimpy outfits or by putting shorts under skirts (tennis). Yes, the ladies’ event had outfits which were G-string esque in some cases. Side boobs in some cases too.
Although the BBC commentary team were most unfair on the British pair I saw. It seems the smaller the ‘splash’ on entering the water – the higher the marks. The cunts kept moaning about too much ‘splashback’ on entry. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who’d noticed that our girls had big arses compared to say, the Chinese girls (I had a bigger arse when I was six).
It was like pushing Rick Waller into the local baths and not expecting a ripple.
Highly unfair.
But yes, what a fucking strange sport. I’d rather watch Diane Abbott take a shit than watch the men’s event. But you just might watch the ladies’ event one handed (not that I’d know anything about such things, you disgusting degenerates).
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
And from a slightly different perspective, this from Fuglyucker
Not all British Olympians are cunts, but a lot of them are, these are people who want to represent their country and be a shining example of being brits, we always have the weak arsed fuckers who have a mental meltdown and pull out because they didn’t win, we have the ones who turn out to be purveyors of modern chemistry and don’t deserve the win, or get caught.
Then we have this diving ponce, I can’t remember his name knitting in the crowd, it’s not bad enough him flaunting the fact that he, s a shirt lifter at any given opportunity, marrying his mate and adopting kids because neither of them are women, so now he has become the woman in the relationship public ally,
I know we are told to accept gays now and we try to, but fair is fair there is no need for the mincing, it wasn’t long ago a gay at the pool would have been lynched, now they knit woollen willy warmers in the crowd.
Makes me proud to be British, I don’t know about you….
Helpful links supplied by: Mr W.C. Knit One Pearl One Boggs
Allow me to help in the matter of Tom’s knitting:
Tom Gets Knitting at the Olympics
It’s clear that, like Lord Mandy, he is what our pansy friends call a “power bottom”. He clearly doesn’t believe in it is better to give thn receive:
we always used to win a load of medals in the pistol shooting pre 97 before the vile cunts banned us from owning handguns and competing but even then the medal winners got the briefest mention possible on the bbc.
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Formation fucking shirtlifting.
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Tom fucking Daley isnt black, so no telly ads for the bum bandit. Gays arnt poofs enough. If he cuts his knob off thats different. He/she would then be eligible for a place on British television.
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He could easily cut it off with a nail clipper.
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Synchronised fisting….
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I wouldn’t mind Daley quite so much if he just concentrated on talking about sport, given the context of the Olympics ethos. But just like with football, politics just can’t resist being shoved up our noses by these cunts who just can’t resist the opportunity to do so.
If it was just an ordinary straight white bloke winning gold, he would have been slagged off for voicing his identity politics of being a straight bloke.
And that’s just another chapter in the book of hypocrisy written by the Woke: doesn’t matter how fast you are, how strong you are, how accurate you are, how brave you are, if you don’t tick the Woke Boxes, then you’re a fucking nobody!
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The likes of Daley are given the chance to avoid real work by lottery funding. We don’t pay these cunts to mouth off or parade their sexual perversions regardless of the medal around they’re necks. Daley is set up for life now. Honours will be bestowed, the BBC will give him a job for life and fawn over his every utterance, as they always do with Olympians. These fuckers never think of giving anything back though do they? If you take government money to go to university, you have to start paying it back if you reach a certain pay grade. These cunts don’t, they just feather they’re nests and collect knighthoods till the day they die, whilst lecturing the people who bankrolled them. And people think footballers are cunts.
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and lottery funding for bmx, skateboarding and fucking snowboarding. It’s like the old days of communism – perhaps Bojo will mint a medal of hero of the soviet kingdom. cunts.
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I wonder if hubby got a bit jealous when there was inappropriate hugging after the win, it would have been inappropriate fully dressed but in budgie smugglers ffs.
I am not sure about this sport, yes it takes skill but it’s definitely more of a woman’s type of sport, I can see why TD was attracted to it, ‘diving’ and ‘smooth entry’ and get ‘all wet’ 😂
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Gone are the days when we had champs like James Hunt, who loved a drop or two of champagne, fast cars and (plenty of) fanny.
Nowadays, he wouldn’t even get far past the go karting league before being ‘cancelled’ as some politically incorrect ogre.
If Tom Daley wants to piledrive bumclay up another man’s arsehole for jollies then fine, get on with it. But FFS, don’t try to preach to us that your bumfucking peccadillos are in same way a pre-requisite to being a 21st century sportsmen.
What next for young Daley, the championship squathrusts whilst his partner hangs under him, taking his baby carrot in his dungtrumpet?
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Paul, you’ve got issues but its fucking funny!
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Aaaayythangyoo, kind Sir!
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Daley and Southgate are made for each other.
I remember when sportspeople did sport and didn’t feel the need to “educate” people.
How about they remember that and shut the fuck up?
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Must be quiet evenings in Tokyo. How else could someone at the BBC write so much drivel about a wet dreaming tosser and his life as a purveyor of the gayness?
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Give it a few more years and you’ll have Synchronised Child Molesting as an Olympic “sport”
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Isn’t it already amongst parki men up north? See those fuckers who killed that white lad got 10 years (out in 3). Never hear the end of it if it was t’other way round.
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Sport is fucked now, infiltrated by wokies and their marketing friends. Daley and his knitting needles sums up the whole fucking shitshow for me.
What’s left for real men these days? Darts and snooker as far as I can see, ironically both sports where Wimminz can compete on an equal level. Both of them are horribly white and working class and dominated by the naturally superior British.
The wokies will notice this eventually so enjoy them while you can.
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Oh look… a poof has won a gold medal, said the deluded political activist to the drugs cheat.
The Wokyo Olympics is a pile of cunt.
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The tranny is out, I think his jockstrap was too tight.
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Knitting a pouch for his medal? Silly cunt.
Why doesn’t he just have a pet koala, and pop it in theirs? Or, better still, clench it permanently between his arse cheeks…
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I think that the short arsed woofter may be on to something.
It may be a little late for the Paris Olympics but men’s knitting could be a new sport in the 2028 games.
It will be right up there with synchronised swimming and rhythmic gymnastics.
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Faster, Higher, Stronger, No Dropped Stiches.
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Any sport where you have judges awarding you points isn’t a fucking sport in the first place. It’s just blatant poofery.
You may as well call Strictly Cunts Dancing and the Eurovision Gay Song Contest a fucking sport.
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I saw the cunt knitting and wondered if an elderly Imperial Japanese sniper might have popped up and seen it off.
What a shame.
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Nowt wrong with a man knitting.
Hes probably making a shawl for his old mum.
Very close to his mother.😁
Or making his wife something.
Good luck to him I say,
Id like to see him as the new ‘man from Atlantis’
Or maybe where he travels in time saving shit swimmers like Natalie Wood and Brian Jones.
Have Michael Barrymore as the villian.
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I don’t see how its much different to watching men dance which we’ve all seen in many a 1950s musical. Personally I can’t stand musicals; except for the famous sequence of Gene Kelly in Singin’ In the Rain.
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If Daley’s father had been alive Tom (who previously claimed to have a girlfriend) probably would not have been targeted, and fallen victim to a rich, predatory, American shirtlifter. It is tragic that the vile “husband” managed to fulfil his gay fantasy of gaining a young pretty boy for his sole; use the deviant CUNT.
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Poor old Matt Lee. It’s only been week, but he was never in the record books, but has to have been the equal of Tom Daley, otherwise they wouldn’t have got gold. I suppose to BBC executives Matt isn’t as pretty as Tom. It’s Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe all over again.
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Preferred Jane Russell.
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This woke , boring, unwatched, bucket of wankery , along with “the euros” should put every Englishmen back to target practice at the butts.
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No fucker celebrated me when I set to banging on about being an “unashamed Cunt ” as I gave an impromptu speech while receiving my prize for winning the village leek show…in fact they told me to “Shut the fuck up”..and when it was discovered that I had cheated they blackballed me.
Vile Cuntophobes.
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Is Tom Daley going to wear his gold medal hanging out of his rear jeans pocket?
God alone knows what disgraceful sexual pecadilloes he and his p̶æ̶d̶o̶ “husband” indulge in.
Hopefully they wash all the faecal matter off their hands and spray some 70% alcohol rub on them before they make their adopted kid’s dinner.
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Am I right in saying he wasn’t competing when he was poolside, knitting?
That was a full on ‘Fuck you, you cunts, I want your event to be all about me!”
Seems a bit of a cynical publicity stunt to me.
He’ll have to keep going further though. At the swimming finals, he’ll have to run up and down the side of the pool ‘bravely’ wanking himself off.
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I had an old bag of an aunt who used to knit …she’s dead now,thank fuck.
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He was probably knitting his hubby a new arsehole. Poor Lance’s hoop is rather slack after Tom repeatedly dived off the wardrobe onto his waiting rear end whilst wearing an extra-large chainmail fisting gauntlet.
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I’d bet you anything Daley’s never been up there. On the contrary, his groomer has always been administering a bully ramming to poor Tom’s piece.
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Can you have imagined Ronnie Kray doing some knitting after having shot, knifed or beaten someone to a pulp? One thing Ronnie wasn’t was a mincer. “I’m not a poof, I’m Omosexual”, he used to say.
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Your Right Bob,
While Ronnie was a speccy mental and a greasy haired turd burglar, he wasn’t camp.
He wasn’t a tutu wearer
Or a scent of lilacs type.
More a greasy you up with swarfega in the prison workshop type.
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Good news from the Olympics. The wokie USA Wimminz sakker team are OUT. Beaten 1-0 by Canada. Go home you fucking traitors.
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So you don’t like golf and wimminz shot putt at the Olympics? I haven’t watched one second of the wokefest this year. The Japs must be cringing.
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What exactly is ‘brave’ about blabbing some gay tosh to a sycophantic BBC hack or hackette, or hackton? I’ll tell you what. How about holding a ’Gay Pride’ march outside the main mosque in Bradford on a Friday morning during Ramadan. “Let’s see how committed to this premise you really are” as Bill Hicks once said.
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