(Header pic is Mila Jam apparently – Day Admin)
Remember the good old days down the pub, when some bird off her tits on tart fuel would grab the karaoke mic, and start bawling ‘It’s Raining Men’ at the top of her voice?.
Well that was then, and this is now. I’m sure that IsAC stalwarts will be delighted to learn that the 80s disco classic has been appropriated by the Wokerati, and ‘re-imagined’ for today’s snowflake generation.
From now on (altogether now) it’s ‘hallelujah, it’s raining THEM’. Yes, the lyrics have been adjusted to soothe the easily bruised sensibilities of those of the ‘gender fluid’ persuasion; for example the reference to ‘mother nature’ being ‘a single woman’ has been amended to ‘they’re a single person’.
I shit you not. This delightful ditty has been released by some American (natch) non-entity by the name of Mila Jam, a self-styled ‘transgender singer and gay rights activist’.
No, me neither.
At least there’s the potential for a laugh here. I reckon that the regulars on here will look forward eagerly to the chance to give their favourites from yesteryear a woke makeover.
I’ll kick off with my suggestion for another disco classic; ‘I’m Every Woman’ must now become ‘I’m Every Non-binary’ (I would have gone for ‘I’m Every Gender Non-specific’ but it won’t scan to the melody). (It would be interesting how the wimminz Feminazis would put up with that! – Day Admin)
Meanwhile, have a little look at this, and enjoooooooooy…
Nominated by: Ron Knee
And here is Percy Sledge with ‘When a They Loves a They’.
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Love it LL!
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A wimminz body with a blokes head plonked on the shoulders.
Burn the fucking freak and throw the ashes in the river.
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Ive had a shit in prettier bogs than that !
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I’m going to go for Lola by the Kinks.
No need to change the lyrics. It was way ahead of its time and banned from some radio stations because of its “controversial subject matter”.
I bet Ray Davies never thought it would become the norm.
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Bob Marley……”No Trannie, no cry.”
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Instead of fucking up someone else’s lyrics why not write your own song, Cunt!! 😂
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Shirley Bassey…”Hey Big Bender.”
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Milky Jam? Means chimp spunk betcha.
What a abomination.
Hated this song anyway.
Firstly it was a anthem for dumped slags and divorced frumps.
Then for the Ducky boys.
Now hermaphrodites.
Whos it for next?
People who shag corpses?
Its a race to the bottom.
Hehee, bottom!😂
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The fuel required for Mickey’s Monkey Spunk Moped (see Viz passim)
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How about “walk on the wild side” by Lou Reed?
“Holly came from Miami, F-L-A
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way.
Shaved her legs and then he was a she.
She says, “Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side.”
Said, “Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side.”
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Sex Pistols…..”God Save the Queens.”
“I’m a Lazy Sodomite”
“The Great Cock and Balls Swindle”
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“God save the Queens 😂😂
They ain’t no human beings
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Did you watch the clip?
Mother of Dog, what are they? It’s like a whole new species was farted from the bowels of the earth!
Ergh!
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I didn’t.
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I think I managed about 22 seconds before being sick, CP.
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In the photo the cunt is wearing something that says “stop killing us.” Who the fuck is killing the freaks, you get arrested just for taking the piss.
I’d like to see the cunt mincing down Kabul High Street dressed like that.
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It’s the mean words on social media leading to suicide, apparently.
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Oh good!
I hope I made a significant contribution.
I’ll send flowers. 8
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Fuck knows where the 8 came from, it has no significance.
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Will Interflora send Giant Hogweed?
Say it with flowers… “You’re a cunt. Fuck off and die!”
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Andy Williams – Music To Watch They By
Sailor – They They They
Spencer Davis Group – I’m A They
Rolling Stones – They’s A Rainbow
Beatles – They Loves You
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Puff.the Magic Deviant.
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I wish I was Homo Bound…Simon and Garfunkel.
I wish I was a Homo for Christmas…Jona Lewie
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🎵 Brown eyes….
Burning like fire
Brown eyes, how can you take that fist? 🎶
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🎵 In a land called ‘Barrymore’
Where their arses are so sore 🎶
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Candle In The Wind-hole….Elton John
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And the mūzzie version:
“Sandal in the Wind”!
(I can’t claim it, I nicked that joke from elsewhere)
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And the Wind Cries Hairy
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Billy Idol……”Nice Day for a Gay Wedding.”
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Sailor, ‘They, They, They’.
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You have to agree with the reasoning of the lyrics, judging by the amount of exposure they get you’d be forgiven for thinking it is raining them.
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Last tranny to Clarksville….
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Tranny Boy….
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‘I was born under a wandering gender identity’ – Lee Marvin.
‘All the single trannies’ – Beyonce
‘Barbie Queer’ – Aqua
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Actually Hung Like Hanratty (great band btw) have a song called “Danny is a Tranny.”
I’ve got a feeling Mr Jam wouldn’t be too keen on it.
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You’ll always find me in the tranny at parties -Jonah Lewie
Tranny’s just wanna have bum – Cyndi Lauper
Gonna make you a non-binary – David Essex
Mx Blue Sky – ELO
West End Non-binaries- Pet Shop Non-binaries
Fat bottomed non-binaries – Queen
When will the madness stop ?
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‘Hey, did you happen to see/ the most non-binary freak/ in the world?’
Charlie/Charlotte Rich
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They are a firestarter?
They’re So Lonely Tonight?
Yes! Write your own lyrics and music, you fucking pirates!
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“Mama just killed a they
Put a gun against Theys head
Pulled my trigger now Theys dead
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Sometimes i wish Theys were never born at all
Carry on carry on cause nothing really matters ,to Theys “
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Them,they ect etc is as bollox as astrology. Its amazing how many mongs there are from one generation to another.
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Cunt looks like Lenny Henry in drag.
Ohhhhhhh-kaaaaaayyyy!
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However much of a cunt Lenny Henry is (rather alot), he still deserves a round of applause for managing to heave aside Dawn French’s massive, wobbling belly long enough to get his tinkle into her.
A braver man than you or I, eh PM?!
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Dont think Dawn realised at the time?
Thought Lenny was a chocolate eclair and stuck him up her twat to enjoy at bedtime.
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Freddie favours the larger ladies, I seem to recall.
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Yeah, but not that big…..unless they’re black!
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Lizzo?
https://images.app.goo.gl/ncPDC4Ad6N96wZFg8
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Right up my street Mr Puff. Massive thighs, huge arse, lovely jubblies. I bet she could suck my head right up that cavernous fanny.
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😂
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Indeed Thomas. One meaty chuff from Dawn’s arsehole would blow the cunt 10 foot across the bedroom.
Whereas a Dawn French queef could be potentially life-threatening.
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If you remember the Hendrix album “Electric Ladyland” it’s now called “Solar Panel Trannyland.”
They didn’t have to change the cover, those birds looked like trannies anyway.
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I’m astonished they/them haven’t hijacked ” Somewhere, Over the Rainbow”
After all, being a friend of Judy….
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Not that I’m a friend of Judy.
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I’m going to bed now, Lord, I am hammered.
Goodnight all.
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So what, by the anti nowhere league.
Fucking sick of these cunts too.
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