Dead Pool [220]

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Country life feature on England Cricketer Ted Dexter at his local Cricket Club, Wolverhampton Cricket Club.

Congratulations to Wanksock who correctly predicted the demise of former England and Sussex cricket captain Ted Dexter known as Lord Ted who died yesterday aged 86.

On to Dead Pool 220

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.It is first come first serve and you can always steal other people’s nominations from previous pools

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Please check if your nominations have already been taken as we can’t be arsed to check.

5)You cannot swap picks during the pool.Once you post your nominations in this thread that is it unless your pick has already been taken.

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [220]”

  6. Arthur Scargill
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Denis Law
    Cardinal George Pell
    Ghislaine Maxwell

  8. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Good (pop) shot Wanksock…

  9. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic

  12. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner

    • Ozzy’s been dead for decades. It’s just that his brain hasn’t got the message yet……one of my heroes…..

  13. Eileen Ash
    Alan Greenspan
    David Hockney
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Eddie Stobart.

    Nice work, Wanksock.

  14. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Wanksock.

  15. Blimy that was a surprise, I have been nominating Lord Ted ever since I started playing. I can’t tell you how pleased I am to have won, tainted only the lovely Glynis Johns being nicked by Captain Quimson. Anyway my new nominations:

    Henry Kissinger
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Bernie Ecclestone
    Barry Cryer

  18. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

    Four FIFA cunts and a cunt who won’t stop talking about an old footie game.

  20. Frank Borman
    Prince Michael of Kent
    Joan Copeland
    Larry Storch
    Gloria Henry

    Good Shot,Wanksock.

    • Fuck’s Sake..apparently that old trout Gloria Henry died in fucking April…selfish mare.

      I’ll have Buster Douglas instead.

  23. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Stevie Nicks
    Lyndsey Buckingham
    Eric Burden

  25. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Billy ‘cunting’ Bragg
    Sandi Tossvikg
    That Ryland cunt.

  30. Willie Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Mickey Gilley( Jerry’s cousin)
    John MacVie
    Derry Irvine

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