Dead Pool [217]

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Well that was a long one ending after nearly two months ( not a record but close)!Shaun (myself) has broken the deadlock by correctly predicting that the former London born Kiwi Deputy Prime Minister Sir Michael Cullen would be next dude to die aged 76.He also served as Deputy Labour Party leader ,Minister of Finance, Attorney General,Treasurer of New Zealand and Social welfare Minister as well as briefly being the father of the Kiwi parliament (Longest serving member).Tributes have been lead by his former boss Helen Clark describing him as “Incredible and indispensable”

On to Deadpool 217

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal people’s nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)If you pick has been taken by someone else in this pool tough titty.Pick someone else as we can’t be arsed to check.

5)You cannot change your nominations after making them on this thread.The only exception is if you pick someone already picked by mistake.

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [217]”

  1. Eileen Ash
    David Hockney
    Alan Greenspan
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Eddie Stobart.

    Nice work, Shaun.

  2. Clint Eastwood
    David Attenborough
    Tony Blair (Please!!!!!!)
    Robert Redford
    Ken Clarke

  4. Ian Anderson?……he’s as fit as a fiddle!

    Anyway…..

    Jimmy Greaves
    Bobby Charlton
    David Gold
    Joni Mitchell
    Johnny Mathis

    • Sorry, can I drop young Bobby to the bench and replace him with Lord Hezzelslime. Last time I saw him he didn’t look too good and I don’t want to miss out on that sack of shit.
      Thanks.

  5. Frank Borman
    Nicephore Soglo
    Joan Copeland
    Larry Storch
    Gloria Henry

    Good Shot,Shaun.

  8. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck Shaun.

  9. Denis Law
    June Brown
    Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    Mikhail Gorbachev

  11. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Chrissy Hynde
    Derren Nesbitt

    Good shot Shaun…

  12. Terry Waite
    David Essex
    Frederick Forsyth
    Roman Polanski
    Paul J M Hunnings (Mr Mary Berry)

  13. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    John Astin
    Bill Ward
    Dickie Davies
    Bang on, Shaun.

  17. Arthur Scargill
    Mark Weber
    Ken Livingstone
    Cardinal George Pell
    Imelda Marcos

  20. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  22. Cherie Blair
    Camp Cliff
    George Takei
    Millicent Martin
    Anita Harris
    Good darts Shaun
    In other news some unspeakable cunt nicked my Tony Blair. Bloody Pikeys

  23. Paul McCartney
    Wayne Osmond
    Brian De Palma
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Khaled Mashal

  26. Omid Scobie
    James ‘I’m not the ginger cunts dad’ Hewitt
    Cliff ‘I’m not a peado’ Richard
    Forest ‘Specsavers’ Whittaker
    Buster ‘Massive tongue’ Bloodvessel.

  27. Barry Cryer
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Glynis Johns
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Henry Kissinger

  30. In again Shaun.

    Also a shame about Una Stubbs. When I was a lad, I fancied her rotten when she was in Till Death Us Do Part.

    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Henry Woolf
    Jean Luc Godard
    Pete Murray

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