One vision?
Brexit blamers and doleies are cunts,, these are the fuckers who blame absolutely everything thats negative on Brexit, now it appears there a shortage of chicken and strawberries and its down to Brexit, so perish the thought KFC have to adjust their menu.
This is not because we dont have chickens or strawberries, its because we dont have the cheap, foreign labour to pick fruit and veg, process chicken carcases and many other things your average Brit wont do.
There is an easy solution here, as many jobs that can be filled with long term dole claimers, people out of work due to Covid, immigrants who are already here and this 20,000 Afgans due to land,boat jumpers from France or even the Hong Kong rinky dinks that are also due to be landing here at some point.
No benefits without a job and it looks like we have jobs a plenty for all these sponging cunts to do, i wonder how many will be so interested in coming here then…..its our own fault, and its not difficult to fix either, also Boris the idiot is a cunt for not thinking of this himself…….Great Britain would be great again i reckon….
(Nandos are out of chicken too, no great loss)
Nominated by – Fuglyucker
Good nom. Currently record number of job vacancies, just under a million:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58241006
Needless to say, Labour still whining that benefits are too low.
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It ain’t chicken if it ain’t finger licking…
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Cupid stunts.
Let them eat soya.
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It’s climate change…..err……we need to get cars off the road……stop selfish people flying everywhere…..more bicycles and windmills…..more veganism…..a lot more hardworking, taxpaying immigrants…..err….let that nice Mr Khan run the country.
Sorted.
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Kfc’s breading is way too salty, practically a sodium overdose. All that salt can’t be good for you
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I love the KFC recipe it is just that the chicken is a bit shit. If they combined the batter with a decent free range, well fed, mature chicken it would be one of the world’s great meals.
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Last time I went to kfc there were two fat fucks devouring a bucket while ignoring their kids who were chewing on bones off the floor, disgusting.
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The food of the precariat.
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If there’s a shortage of fried chiggun, then it’s an indication of the overpopulation of those that eat it.
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Surely a shortage of chiggun would be raycist, or something?
Past caring really…🤪🤪🤪
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I’ve never set foot in KFC, as I fucking hate chiggun and I’m not a knee grow, what’s next watermelon shortage?, knife shortage?, too many of this demographic festering in this nation, fuck all to do with Bregzit!, fucking tar cunts!!!
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Can you imagine the lefties cries if the dole was stopped? With any luck Dame Kier abbot and co’s heads would explode. All the gimmegrants,pikey’s, eurofilth dinghy jockey’s all protesting we have to work? Yup
Lovely bring it on. I’m fed up with politicians of all parties. CUNTS
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A bloke phones a shrink in a panic and says, “Doc, you gotta help my wife.”
“Why, what’s wrong with her..?”
“Well, she actually believes that she is a real life, living chicken.”
“How long has she been showing these symptoms..?”
“Almost a year now.”
“Why didn’t you call me sooner..?”
“We needed the eggs”….
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Also pub chefs are in demand.
Your a chef who works in a busy pub?
Can name your price.
As for Kentucky in the 70s it was fuckin gorgeous!!
A proper rare treat.
Now its rank.
Manky chicken cooked by manky ethnics.
Just the idea of them touching it makes my appetite dissapear.
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Halal muck.
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I don’t trust battered meat. Got the crop in a peice of fried chicken once, didn’t know what it was then and being a hypochondriac thought it was a pus filled cancerous polyp, coughed my ring up. Only bludgers eat this shite and they need less of Colonel Sander’s bucket and more of Colonel Saito’s hot box.
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Same problems here with fruit and vegetables, they’re more expensive now. No backpackers or illegal orientals to pick them, dole wallahs just don’t want to do it.
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Dole wallahs should fucking have to do it
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As a teenager I had to wear special underpants to stop me battering my meat.
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Yes, I’ve had the crop before!
A soft, slightly blooded battered sack.
I must confess I ate it. I even like chewing on them white elastic bits.
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I think KFC have shot themselves in the foot with the halal bollocks.
I won’t eat anything that some cunt in a dress and a huge beard screamed at while it was dying.
As a side note, I went shopping earlier and can confirm that there is no shortage of chicken at Tesco. You will also be glad to know that I top dressed the halal counter, as is tradition in the Odin household.
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So theres work to be done, but home grown spongers and benefit dependants wont do it?
Its pretty simple logistics.
A bone idle but desperate workforce?
Could be sorted within a week.
From the lofty heights of Prince Andrew to Darryl the layabout in a high-rise flat get the cunts working for their benefits.
Some soft twats will say slave labour…
So?
Slave labour built the pyramids!
We could do that next!!👍
Ps
Stockport has a pyramid,
We’re ahead of the game!
No shit, Google it.
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Bravo Sir
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How about paying a decent wage to people killing chickens and picking strawberries?
These industries both preferred to use cheap imported labour over paying a decent wage for a shitty job.
KFC beat the suppliers to keep the product cost down making the problem worse.
What do we do? We blame the people who can’t afford to work for minimum wage and live 10 to a house.
Migration is fuelled by the demand for ever cheaper labour so wages fall to the point people who do manual labour for a living can’t afford to work in those jobs.
Do the math, housing costs, transport to and from work and all the costs associated with living in this country are not covered by a minimum wage job for the traditional nuclear family.
KFC could have seen this coming and paid more to their suppliers but no they just blame Brexit because Brexit is going to force them to pay the wage required to live in the UK not in fucking Romania.
That’s one side of Corbyn they never really publicised, he was a National
Socialist. He was pro brexit at heart.
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Agree. But I think it more than likely that concessions will be made to the global poisoners rather than to our resident workforce. And is KFC, perhaps, paying for this publicity? Brexit was intended to restore borders and sovereignty – to control movement – the globalists can’t have that!
…housing costs, transport to and from work and all the costs associated with living in this country are not covered by a minimum wage job for the traditional nuclear family.
Exactly so. And housing in particular has been used as a sink in which to hide structural inflation for decades now. Housing shortage and unaffordability is fiscal policy. It’s not accidental. It masquerades as growth, but in terms of its real results, it saps the economy of its value. Your house – although it is x% more expensive, is not worth x% more every year. The economy is worth x% less, and the next house you buy will be x% more expensive too.
Left and right in agreement? Up to a point. Trouble is, restoring national borders, a la UKIP, combined with the Left’s better schemes for redistribution and fair wages, gives us ( the original theory of) National Socialism. Which triggers the globalists as effectively as Communism does.
UNFACT: paying your own workforce fairly means holocaust…You commie/nazi, delete according to taste.
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There are many things people on the left and right agree on, the secret is to keep their eyes focused on the extremities. Most people on the left and the right are fairly close to the centre, if they are allowed to pause long enough to see that they might start cooperating a lot more on the issues they found they agree on.
Progressive politics is not the natural home of the left any more than supremacism is the natural home of the right.
I’d go as far as to say most people don’t give a fuck about either but they’ve been conned into thinking if you want the best of either you have to champion the causes that have attached themselves to both.
Does corporate cronyism really have anything to do with conservative values?
Do drag queens really have anything to do with social improvement?
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KFC will have to start selling deep fried druggie wanker. Plenty of it about, just about as much meat on it as the chickens. Just round it up in a big ex chiggun van and drop it off at a halal abattoir. Job done. Need slightly bigger bargain buckets for the legs, obvs. Fuck off, anti Brexit cunts.
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Doris should be crowing about food shortages.
Apparently the cunt on the news says there’s an obesity epidemic.
So that will slim the lazy fat bastards down a bit.
And yes get claimants working for their handouts.
If they won’t work starve the cunts out.
The ever more bloated welfare state is a national disgrace.
Fuck that.
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I’ve got a solution to ease the KFC ‘problem’.
Deport all the bogo bogos and parking stanley types who eat ‘da chiggen’ in KFC religiously. Mind you, if they did that, KFC’s profits would go down quicker than a Russian Concorde. So, not a bad thing after all…
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I am not a fan of The Colonels Chicken Emporium.Muck in a bucket.Remember Chickens lives matter too!!!!!!!!
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The blacks matter more though as they ate it all.
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I have the impression that anyone under 40 now lives exclusively on junk food and takeaways. Anyone interested in the health of he nation would shut Macdonalds and KFC down immediately, with cookery being a mandatory part of the secondary syllabus. For both actual genders.
The same reformer would require schoolkids over the age of, say, 14, to take part of their summer break picking vegetables. This used to work well in Scotland, with potatoes – the tattie-howking holiday – and in Kent, with hops. Double bonus, the kids realised what hard work meant and did not go into shock when they were in their first job and asked to lift something.
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I used to pick the broad and runner beans with my brother and nan before the age of ten, as well as blackberries with the other nan. Very rewarding getting you into the fresh air and handling and smelling the raw product.
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You’d think that, in today’s climate, hiring poorly paid foreigners to do shit or menial jobs to maximise profits would be deemed racist. But in the weird upside down world of the lefties, this is seen as not only ok, but essential. The haulage industry has also had to be reminded that, rather than crying over Brexit, it can employ British drivers as opposed to dooshkas. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-58364308.amp
If we can’t run this country without Europe’s pie keys doing the work, then we’re fucked.
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Agree with kids been allowed summer holidays jobs
I started at 14 years of age in a pub
They’d arrest my parents now and the pub owners
And you can imagine the amount of smoke inhaled, my white shirt used to turn yellow after a weekend night
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Having recently travelled in the fens, I wonder if there are any agricultural workers who are white British?
The ones toiling in the fields all looked like swarthy dooshka-dooshka types, to this cunter🤔
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There was a time when white students used to go to the kabuts in Israel and in Greece do the same thing, hah for fucksake
I know I spelt it incorrectly
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Regarding Brexit food shortages, I’m thinking of writing to all the papers to explain the difference between a few things being missing from the shelves, and a complete lack of sustenance and imminent starvation.
“Hey everyone, Waitrose has just run out of quinoa.”
“You voted for Brexit. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
Admittedly, when you’re a D list celebrity in a silly hat, like me, this does bring on mild panic, but for civilians, it must be hell.
As for KFC, calling that “chicken” is a bit of a stretch at the best of times. Shite.
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Remainers should stop whining. KFC is cultural appropriation, surely.
They also eat at pret-a-manger so it hardly affects them. (they will never live that one down).
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The stuff if fucking horrible muck eaten by low quality people anyway…who cares?
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Best part of 2 million ‘seeking employment’
5.6 + million EU citizens already in the country, why do we need more.
Not enough KFC, starvation in certain communities 😂
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A shortage of friiiiiiiied chiggun?
Two words.
Diane Abbott.
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Well, my vegetarian pup will be devastated if he cant get his weekly fix of KFC fries, dipped in ” Chicken” gravy!
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Not to mention his Sunday treat of a Maccies strawberry milkshake!
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All these who bang one about farms, you can’t get a job on one it’s run by gangmasters and unless you want to pay those fang masters for food accommodation ect you aren’t welcome.
It’s all good calling out that people should be taking these jobs the scumbags at farms don’t want them.
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No employee, no gang master. Both now redundant.
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I’m sure there’s a low key government employee who could be tasked with providing fruit/veg/ hop pickers.
And then everyone could blame ” they” for the crop rot.
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Lots of them are in conglomorates with foreign wankers. Mainly as I know lefty Sweden!
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‘Fang masters’
They might be Romanian but that’s stereotyping.
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