Trumpton goes dark.
I feel it’s time for that anonymous irritant Banksy to have the honour of another nomination. Actually, not just Banksy but the whole bullshit circus and fawning worship of this wanker who is clearly up his/her/they own arse. Not only do they seem to have acquired the right to spray they’re “art” wherever they like, they also feel free to dictate to owners of property they’ve defaced what to do with it.
I’m sure the owners of the model village mentioned in the bbc story are grateful for the publicity, but I’d be really tempted to tell Banksy’s “team” to get fucked. And how, in the age of smartphones and blanket cctv, are we expected to believe that this cunt (or cunts) remains anonymous?
And why do the bbc and the rest of our media cretins wank themselves stupid every time one of their shitty, childish and often woke bits of graffiti appear? Beats the shit out of me, whereas I’d like to be beating the shit out of Banksy. Whoever he/she/they or it is.
Nominated by – Field Marshal Cuntgomery
Banksy’s an overrated cunt. But I wish he would spray paint my home. It would probably add a few million pounds to its value.
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My local pub landlord knows him of you want to slip your address. I dont like any of his shit. The only redeeming feature is he is a Bristol City fan.
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Don’t see how it’s “Art” anyhow….I could go and buy any amount of stencils, spray paint and a step-ladder…go around defacing properties.
Doesn’t make me fucking Rembrandt,does it ?
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Nowadays, it would probably would. Look at the sort of shit that passes for art. A pile of bricks is just that, not fucking art. And people look for its meaning. It’s meaning is the brickie’s a lazy cunt that didn’t turn up to build a wall.
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Once spent a good 20 minutes studying the Nightwatch in the Rijksmuseum. (didn’t know I was cultured, did you?) Not a naked woman to be found anywhere in it. I like my paintings to include realistic depictions of the naked female form, no fat bitches mind Rubens. I recommend Chaturbate for the modern discerning connoisseur of modern arts.
I don’t know much about art but I know what I like.
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He should be prosecuted for vandalism.
The fucking wanker.
Good afternoon.
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Id flog it.
Fuck what Banksy requested.
These rich famous cunts think they own the fuckin world.
Telling people what to do
Where they can go
Where they cant go.
Cheeky cunts.
Im going to superglue a toy monkey to that statue of Nelson Mandela’s crotch
And spray ‘ winnie on Nelsons column’ on it.
Id like it left for a museum.
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I think you have started an artistic revolution. The scale of your endeavour will ring down the centuries, and the new generation of Miserable Northern School artists, challenging the stale old woke conventions, will once again be free to paint black ladies with big tits.
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Was it you who stenciled a massive spunking cock and balls on the east wing of Fiddler Towers, Miserable, and then blamed it on Banksy?
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@LL…..I knew it was him….not many graffiti artists work only in “Country Cream for artisan-made garden gates”
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I prefer ROBO who managed to spray ROBO all over Banksys bollox as soon as it was painted. Think he’s pegged it
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I think it would be even better to write CUNT all over his “artwork” when it appears. Put pictures of that on the BBC website mother fuckers!
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If Banksy dropped that shitty little stable in my garden, I would happily run over it with my Land Cruiser.
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Marxist Vandalism enjoyed by Grauniad readers!
A definite cunt!!!!
(and probably a vegan too)
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He is also a big supporter of dingy people.
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What an uber cunt street ‘artist’ twat is. The sad spazzos that think he is to be admired and encourage his shit deserve a fucking good hiding. Cunts.
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Banksy what a pile of Shite
Look up Wansky a proper artist from Manchester the master of the free drawn comedy penis
No matter how old you are ,the sight a comedy penis brings a smile
Mind you I’m 64 a cunt and a pervert and laugh at things I shouldn’t
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Don’t worry about it; I’m six years ahead of you and think just the same way. Incidentally, many years ago my late father worked with a man whose name genuinely was Ronald Soles!
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The joke is the law must know who this cunt is. This ‘Banksy’ cunt gets obscene amounts of money off thick celebrity cunts like Slagelina Jolie for his works of ‘art’. So the cunt must have a bank account and the cozzers could trace ‘Banksy’ through that. But this vandal gets away with this shit. This Banksy claims to be anti-establishment. But the truth is he (and whoever helps him produce this crap) is about as establishment as you can get. If he wasn’t he’d have been nicked by now.
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Wasn’t he outed ten years ago?
Robin Gunningham?
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From Bristol too I think which might go some way to explaining his lefty wokey doodles on refugees, Brexit and poverty.
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The story goes that Gunningham started going by the name Robin Banks, which went on to become Banksy. Then, in 2016, scientists at Queen Mary university published research claiming to prove, using geographic profiling, a technique used to catch criminals, that Banksy was indeed Gunningham.
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Say what you like – I see you have – those stencils must be a cunt to design. Fuck all graffiti scrawlers and splashers, but the cunt’s found a much better way of coining it from mass production than most ‘artists’ can ever hope to. 10/10 for chutzpah, 5/10 for wit and 0/10 for being an obvious Grauniad reader – but I bet he doesn’t actually buy it.
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Afternoon Komodo.
You ever seen any?
Ive got to admit I was impressed.
Never seen anything like it at the time.
I had a few hours to kill in Bristol, just before he went Famous, so had a look .
To be fair hes got humour, talent, in my opinion.
Shame hes such a virtue signaller,
But then the ££millions keep rolling in…
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Evening MNC.
Yes I’ve seen a couple. He’s impressively good at making a picture tell a story, and when he isn’t virtue signalling he’s funny. Love his rats:
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/arts/banksy-is-working-from-home-too-and-hes-creating-rats
And he makes people think,/i> , which can’t be bad.
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See? Now that I like also!
But then im very cultured.
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The idea that Banksy’s work is not art is ridiculous.
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The “Canvass’s ” are the property of someone else. And to deface that property without consent should be an automatic imprisonment. If Banksy came in the night to my gaff, I’d rip the fuckers face off.
Art it aint !
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Banksy ” team”.
What the fuck! There are people supporting this twat hook?
All cunts, not just Banksy, but the team.
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Banksy is a wokie sack of shit but I do like that painting he did of the Commons chamber with the benches packed with chimpanzees.
Not realistic though…..I mean what Chimp is dumb enough to invite Lions and Tigers into their territory to fucking eat them?
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He’s a cunt alright but not in the same league as Grayson Perry or Tracy Emin. Anyone remember Gilbert and George? They were the Damian Hirst of the 80s except they mostly worked in the medium of human excrement, which I assume they obtained by scraping it off their cocks. Banksy’s shredded painting was cringy publicity stunt cuntery, but I kind of liked Dismal land. Anything that takes the piss out of evil bastard mouseland gets a pass from me.
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Perry is a bandwagon jumper who will do anything to attract publicity. He’s not a real poof at all but I do like some of his art to be fair. Tracy is a con artist but good luck to her, anybody who rips off pretentious rich cunts and steals their money is ok with me. I would give her the pearl necklace but i’d have to put a bag over her head i’m afraid. Gilbert and George were a pair of old poofs who, undoubtedly, ate da poo poo.
Actually they are all cunts now I come to think of it.
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To me, art is subjective. Also the value of something as well. One man’s rubbish is another man’s treasure.
I love The Kiss by Klimt, The snail by Matisse, and Michelangelo’s sculpture of David, and many more.
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I like a bit of Hieronymus Bosch, Francisco Goya and Gustave Dore.
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When is this banksy cunt gonna pull a Van Gough and cut his ear off?!
So we still don’t know the identity of this cunt? Personally I think its some kind of art collective group no fucking way this is just one person doing all this
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It’s a minor industry, I think. I was looking at a site claiming that the murals etc. that it was showing were all Banksy. But several certainly weren’t by the original Banksy: the styles were visibly different.
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I love the one he did on the London Tube train that was scrubbed off by the cleaners.
I’d do the same if he defaced Fontlacunt Towers and sell tickets so people could pay to see me jet wash the shit off.
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I find him a bit silly and his stuff reeks of ‘edgy six-former’. I’ve seen his work in Brighton and Bristol on my hipster-spotting trips and didn’t think much of it.
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Banksy is a cunt, nuff said.
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