Alex Scott (2) – An Olympic Sized Cunt

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Alex Scott (Alexandra Virina Scott)

TV presenter, ex England’s women’s football player & currently annoying me & half the nation.

Scott spent 3 weeks on TV during the Euros with her irritating grinning exuberance and worthless opinions and insight.

Now I have to endure her ruining my viewing of the Olympics (something I look forward to every 4 years) as the fucking Beeb is the only option for coverage (no Eurosport since I told Sky to get fucked for robbing me blind).

Why is Scott presenting the BBC coverage with balding Claire the rug muncher ? Check boxes….
Woman – Check
Effnik – Check
Grinning fucking idiot – Check

Just get off my TV screen you irritating Cunt !

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

Seconded by – Cuntybollocks

Nothing against the lass, I’m sure she’s lovely.

But fuck me. There is no escape from her. I’m losing count of the shows she’s now either hosting or on as a pundit or guest. It seems she’s never off the box. Switched on the Olympics and the first thing I saw was her talking in her ‘Luton Airport’ accent. What happened to presenters speaking proper English? But she’s done well for herself. Good for her. But she’s now on everything it seems. It’s getting a bit much.

Well, it’s not enough. For those who play FIFA (I don’t play video games anymore, but millions of cunts do) she’ll be commentating on the latest edition. I’m sure the gaming community are delighted.

I’m just wondering if there is something else she could be given? Radio One breakfast show maybe? FA Chair’person’? Songs of Praise? Maybe the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Get her to read the news? Then the weather, why not?

There is no escape.

I feel sorry for all those cunts who did their ‘apprenticeships’ at university studying journalism or whatever, working hospital radio, local newspaper and working on professional presentation skills and elocution for years, only to be ignored because…well. We all know why!

Link

And there’s more, this time from Norman

Alex Scott is a cunt.

Alex Scott ruins the Olympics TV coverage with her very noticeable inability to pronounce her ‘g’s at the end of a word.

Competitors are not taking part, Alex, in the fencin, rowin, boxin, kayakin, weightliftin & swimmin.

Why can’t this cunt speak properly?

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-58040793

64 thoughts on “Alex Scott (2) – An Olympic Sized Cunt”

  1. All this talk about inconvenient horns, and now I see pics of Ms Scott!

    Yes she’s a mardy know-fuck-all cow, but in terms of looks she’s better than some of the wimminz that pass for TV punters.

  2. Ethnic minority – ✅
    Wimminz – ✅
    Can’t or refuses to speak English coherently – ✅
    Limited knowledge of anything – ✅
    Would I – ✅

  3. Isn’t this the numpty that “can’t speak proper or summfink’. Lord Digby Jones complained of her poor English and suffered a Twatterstorm of complaints from the like of Stephen Fry along the lines of “raaaycist”.

    But Jones is right. There’s no excuse for poor English on TV. Being working class and/or Effnik does not excuse a presenter from using the language correctly.

    Ms Jones needs to learn to “speak proper like what I does” or get a job in Tesco.

  4. We can all see where this is going. The beeb love her and she’s a ‘shoo-in’ for MOTD when Lineker fucks off….

  5. Fuck me, just look at that photo. It’s hard to imagine two more over promoted, way out of their depth thick cunts in the world of football. Or anywhere else for that matter.
    Just shows you how far you can get if your face fits and your tongue is brown enough.

  7. On a similar note, there just caught Sky Sports talking about transfers. Host – dark key woman ( 2 boxes ticked)
    ‘Expert’ – Emma Hayes – tuppence licker/female – (2 boxes ticked)
    Co host – dark key man not sure if gayness afflicted (1 box ticked)

    They are taking the fucking piss.

    It’s a good job I don’t pay for it. Obviously, saw this at a friend’s and not using IPTV (whatever that is?).

    Fuck off.

    Not sure what the fascination with Scott is too. Lovely lady but flat as a Romanian’s head with a big Jimmy Hill chin/long face going on (look at the pic).

    Agree with Mr Cunt Engine above on that Jaswal sort. Now that’s a real piece of totty.

    Gerrem’ out!

    Oh and Stephen Fry can fuck off an’ all.
    Oooh he’s so clever!” Yeah, it’s a quiz show and he has the fucking answers in front of him, you thick cunts! Oh, and he likes bumming ’em young eh?

    (Allegedly of course)

    • Sometimes Jaswal wears black almost see-through blousey things. I wonder if she lezzes up with Hazel Irvine?
      Probably not; Hazel Irvine’s top lip looks rather like John Major’s.

      • I first spotted her about a year ago on the foreign premier League feed, which I obviously watched abroad and not in iptv or whatever the fuck you call it.

        Obviously, as I saw her first it gives me first dibs.

        I would absolutely ruin it. Ruin it.

    • The only advice Stephen Fry should be dishing out is on how to be a pompous fat lefty, how to host a shit quiz show for years and how to lust after the arses of men half your age.

  8. As much as I wouldn’t say no, she’s got no natural presenting skills. She looks like she’s been on an intense training course and then thrown in front of the camera. The fake exuberance and child like demeanour and comments are very irritating. The days when the bbc insisted on non accented English are long gone. Who can ever forget the Radio Fav Lav chav speak jingle. Fucking awful. I think that what really grates, is that she got the gig because of box ticking, not talent.

    • There seems to be no escaping faav laav or beebeeceee ah playah cunt speak.
      First you avoid these cunts by switching off the idiot box and then they come down the airwaves annoy the fuck out of you instead.

      Cunts

      • Ali G now does the boxing commentary for the BBC it seems.

        Fucking fuck off fucking cunts!

      • Can’t wait until Dizzee Raazcal starts commenting on the cricket. Well, as long as he’s jot banged up for asssult.

        “Yeee, dat ball is bein’ chucked daan the pitch an i’ ‘as bin smashed aat de ground proper like. Dat rudeboi ‘as wacked it like an annoyin’ girlfriend, innit.”

  9. Another graduate of the Beth Pigby School of Elocution.

    Olympics, BBC and Stephen Fry can all naff off.

    • Yes Beth is the worst of the two. Also with her blood-red lipstick and jet black hair there’s something of the vampire about her. Like a Mrs Dracula.

      • If Bela Lugosi had Alex Scott’s affliction

        (The huge door to Castle Dracula creaks open)

        ‘Good Evenin’

      • Hilarious Miles. Perhaps you should re-write Stoker’s classic for the modern yoof! Self-publish on Amazon; this time next year you’ll be a millionaire.

  10. One of the great things about not suffering from an interest in sports is crap like this is meaningless.
    Easy on the eye though.🙂

  11. Looks like Linecunt has taught her well, in terms of how to rinse money from the BBCunt.

    Wouldn’t ruin my sauce on her face – she looks a bit like a geezerbird.

  12. Notice how quickly a comment about sloppy speech becomes a screech about cl@ss and pr1vilege, and how quickly it changes from rubbish speech to a “London accent”. Prawper London accents were rich and gamey, her thin nasal drawl is just shit.

    When I was a lad, there was fuck-all money when growing up, my parents worked bloody hard with little in the way of help. However I was constantly reminded by my parents of the need for decent speech. The old man would say “A Brummie accent is fine*, but don’t drop letters”.
    * Alright, I know, I know!

    At school I was laughed at for being “a posho”, and years later a mate of mine was shocked to learn that when younger, the heating was frequently off in winter due to lack of funds.

    So how about, Alex, you take MY “certain pr1vilege” and shove it right up your useless backside. Cunt.

    • She is a cunt. Her response was to tell the world “be prahd of what you is, don’t change for nahwun, innit”.

      An utterly self-centred and deluded philosophy if ever there was one. No surprise it met with rapturous approval from the vacuous and the vain on twatter.

      • ‘be prahd of what you is, don’t change for nahwun, innit’

        Dead right, Mickey. A deluded load of bollocks uttered by self obsessed but thick cunts like Alex Scott. ‘I am proud of what I am’ is the classic excuse for every stupid and talent-free cunt who has ever ‘made it’ and who also made it acceptable in the mainstream to be a uneducated cunt with no class. Those Gallagher cunts from Oasis made it ‘cool’ to be stupid and loutish knobheads in the 90s, and now imbeciles like Alex Scott are wearing their idiocy like a badge of honour and her ‘Grenfellisms’ are viewed by the drooling leftie cunts as some sort of seal of authenticity.

  13. What with the cunts ‘Taking the knee’ for the new season and the proliferation of talentless tick-box cunts like this fucking trollop, I will (probably) not be watching Match Of The Day, anymore. Not to mention the fucking adverts that make me think I’ve switched on the Nigerian Broadcasting Cotporation due to the amount of ethnics in them and that cuntish “Innit, bruv” accent.

    Stop the planet, I’ve had enough.

    • Match of the Day has gone from “never miss an episode” to “can’t remember the last time I watched it.”
      Well done BBC, job done.
      You bunch of wankers.

    • DCI@ – “The big match revisited” is worth checking out – some classic games on there.

  14. I avoid these upsetting pitfalls by watching the ladies beach volleyball via that Iplayer contraption.
    I fast forward the chitchat and get right to the bikinis.
    No gurning effnik urban shite is allowed.
    Innit.
    CUNTS.

  15. Her defence to that MP (whom the Twitter cunts want executing in front of his crying children) was that she’s ‘proud and working class’.

    Luv, I was born and raised on a rough as fuck council estate. However, I educated myself to degree level (with no diversity leg ups on the way to make my income more bearable during this period). I also know you need to pronounce the ‘g’ on the ‘ing’ continuous suffix. Actually, I’ve known this since I was about seven.

    That’s not because I’m working class. It’s because I’m not a thick ignorant cunt. Don’t rope the entire working class in with you. Get fucked!

    Is this where we are now? Presenters who can’t fucking speak properly because they tick fucking boxes?

    Just get Joey Deacon to present for the BBC. At least he had a fucking excuse for his elocution issues.

  16. The dumbing down of the English language is absolutely appalling, and this is nothing to do with being a “person of colour”, all presenters seem to speak in a strange patios, such as words ending with “ter” being pronounced “tah”, or dropping the “g” of the end of words, a perfect example of impeccable diction is David Lammy, and he’s from “da hood” apparently, it seems sounding educated these days makes you unpalatable “innit though”, and Alex Scott is by no means the worst, none of the cunts at the BBC speak the Queen’s English anymore, it’s a fucking disgrace!!!!

  17. The BBC’s standards of presentation have slipped catastrophically over the last few years. Opinion has replaced fact. Emotion has replaced reason. The glo ‘ ‘ al stop has replaced “t”, from halfway through any word onwards (eg Lu ‘ n for Luton). “Terminal “g” is an endangered species. Commentary in the old sense has been usurped by giggling chatter, especially, though not exclusively, involving affectedly girly women. It makes me sick. And that’s just the radio. Where Virina doesn’t seem to have penetrated.

    Which maybe because she’s loaded, and doesn’t need radio as well. Amid the controversy over BBC staff registering themselves as subcontracting companies to avoid the BBC having to pay NI, among other things, check out Virina’s little piggy bank, AVS Media Limited, which currently holds just shy of half a million. After deducting her registered debts, that is, and even those have the feel of more than meets the eye. Libel laws preclude me examining that thought in detail, but “offshore” comes to mind…

    https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09783641/filing-history?page=1

    I deeply resent people being paid that sort of cash to mutilate my language.

    • Indeed.
      Classic case in point ; BBC ‘documentaries’ with Stacey Dooley “in it” dumbed down Britain at it’s worst

      Coming soon ; Punjab, Hindu & Somali on the national curriculum fot 7 yr olds – UK no.17 in English speaking nations … Jesus !

  18. I know fuck all about this fucker but the worst English on telly comes from a creepy looking freak advertising used cars.

    ”Your in the drivin seat now, Bri’un’

  19. Female commentators do my head in, but I’d take this one any day, in a number of ways. I wouldn’t take the knee to prove I’m not a racist but I’d take her. And I don’t care about her not pronouncing her g’s because I don’t either.

    • As a female former footballer you’d get good odds from Ray Winstone that she’s a certified trout sniffer. Sorry to break it to you.

  20. I like Alex, I’d love to bang her in her Arsenal shirt. I don’t want her commenting on the men’s football or my performance though.

    “Don’t know why he took a shot in the wrong box or why he chose to shoot so soon once he found the right goal!”

    Alex nooo

  21. The shite she came out with when Christian Erickson collapsed “I’ve just called my Mother to tell her I love her”. It was all about her not the poor sod sprawled out on the pitch. Can you have imagined if it had happened 40 years ago? Brian Moore: “Malcolm, Jack, Cloughie, have you called your Mum and Dad to tell them you love them?”….”Fuck off Brian you soft cunt”.

    • I agree, Bob. Scot – like all wimmin in football – is a menace and a pain in the arse. There isn’t one that doesn’t talk blabbering crap, and they seem to think that they have played and won at the highest level of the game. From Alex Scott to that Carney cunt. From Helium voiced slag Oatley to Gabbing Logan, they are all fucking useless.

      • Same with rugby, Norm. They have the black (tick), female, (tick), Maggie Alphonsi babbling on about the mens game. Played at the highest level, my arse. Our local club’s veterans side would give the best female team in the world a fucking panneling, so don’t give it the ‘Equal with mens sport’ bullshit, luv.

    • Malcolm Allison would’ve only said two words to Ms Scott had she been on the pundit panel with him.

      “Two sugars.”

      He’d probably have spent most of the game trying to get her knickers off. I love that old story about Big Mal rewarding his team by throwing a naked porn star into the team bath.

      I somehow doubt we’d ever see Gareth Wokegate do such a thing.

      I could fucking weep at what the bastard cunts are doing to sport in general.

      • The Doc and Big Mal. The two managers who made Manchester football in the 70s.

        Life was never dull with those two around.👍

  22. She doesn’t really do the political stuff and she seems pleasant enough, so she gets a pass from me.

  23. I stopped watching drivelball as soon as the posturing overtook the sport.
    Wokegate deliberately chose the players taking penalties down to colour instead of suitability – surely as a football “great” and “expert commentator” Alex Scott should have picked up on the fact an England Manager was prepared to lose the match by engaging in political correctness instead of simple common sense?
    Ms Scott has remained remarkably quiet on the issue.

    • That’s about the only thing the fucking gobshite HAS been quiet about, Vern. Shame you can’t wire her fucking jaw up to the National Grid.

  24. And we all know the reason she gets away with not being able to talk properly on major BBC sports coverage is because she is black (innit).

    If a white person spoke like that Scott buffoon on the Olympics TV coverage, they’d be lambasted on social media as a ‘chav’ and ‘someone who shouldn’t be doing top TV work’.

  26. Holly Willoughby has some serious competition.
    Holly needs to up her game…
    innit

  27. I am seriously considering no longer paying the licence fee. That horrible old cunt Clare Balding, pleasuring herself with pickled horses’ todgers, paired with the clueless Alex Scott, ruining my Olympics coverage. To those top cunts at the BBC desperately pushing Scott’s career by overexposing her – being given the big jobs before learning the craft of presenting properly is never a good idea.

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