The Olympics (6)

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Fellow Cunters.

For your Cuntsideration: British Olympic selection.

Oh dear. I think I may have actually pissed myself reading an article about young “Sky Brown”-the Marcus Rashthoughts of the skateboarding world.

Sky who? She is 12 years old and likes to play with her skateboard-she will be 13 and a few days when she represents Great Britain in the Skateboarding event in August.

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/sky-brown-team-gb-youngest-ever-summer-olympian-confirmed-tokyo-skateboard/

Blek Father, Japananese Mother. Born in Japan. Lives in California.
Well-you could NOT be more British than that, could you?
🤔
😂😂😂

Skateboarding. For-Fucks-Sake🤨

Why not just give all the medals to Dark-Keys, Trannies and Gays, be done with it and cancel the fucking event?
The Japs (public) don’t want it.
The viewing public don’t want this rainbow, virtue signalling fuck-fest.

Bring back the good old days, with super-manly role models like Bruce Jenner.
Oh, hold on……
😢

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

70 thoughts on “The Olympics (6)”

  1. A fuck bring back the good old days
    Ben Sinclair Johnson
    Fully anabolicly loaded and smell of vinegar of him
    Alas all you smell now is fish and fairy up liquid

    • Totally agree, Johnson used to hand that other well known drug cheat, Carl Lewis, his arse pretty much every week, running times that it took until the arrival ofMaurice Greene to equal .

      Pretty funny to watch the yellow eyed chemical toilet absolutely destroying everyone

  2. Good luck to her, she’s only a kid like, but shes American.
    How can she represent the UK?
    I like the name of the other girl!
    Bombette!!
    Ffs, goes off if you touch her?!!

    • Morning Miserable.

      Living in California doesn’t make her American. She is British by dint of her father being British.

  3. Great ending line “Bruce Jenner” lol, though to be fair he/she/it has stated the obvious that trans cunts shouldn’t play against women. Hey ho..

    Pizza for tonight Gareth boy. Knee bending twit.

  4. She’ll probably come out and identify as a trans-boy and black even though she looks white. In other words she’ll do a Sparkletits when it suits the narrative.

    Hope she has a tough skin for when she gets a load of grief on social media from trolls and other cunts. I can see lots of microaggression coming her way if she isn’t protected from such shit.

    “Skateboarding” – well I suppose the corrupt IOC are trying to appeal to the Gen Zs, and since big corporations are turning woke, the IOC have to keep in favour with the big corporate sponsors and keep the woke boys, girls, “thems” sweet.

    no doubt Rapping and Street Dancing will be added as events next!

  5. If you have a moment, try typing ‘men’s decathlon winner 1976’ into a search engine.

  6. The Olympics does have some odd ‘sports’. Rowing. Shooting. Fencing. That silly mince walk thing. Hardly great spectating events.

    Why not add fucking skateboarding then?

    Yes. The Japs must be gutted. All that money and excitement and it’s a Covidlympics.

    I have little sympathy though. With the vaccinations, they could hold the events with local spectators (the vaccinated don’t get seriously ill), but East Asian virus paranoia has taken over. I knew it would. They’ll never get over covid. Even if everyone is vaccinated and no cunt dies of covid for a decade. The Aussies and kiwis areca similar breed when it comes to this sort of shite.

    Furthermore, sport has been viciously targeted by the woke cunts. When you have men competing as women in weightlifting, then the entire games becomes a farce.

    No doubt we’ll have knee taking protests here too.

    So fuck it.

    If people are happy to see sport become a platform for woke bollocks and post covid paranoia (once we are there), then let them have at it.

    • Fencing now evolved into knife fighting, the shooting events all take place from a stolen car,
      Throw the handbag rather than hammer now.
      But reckon we’ll take gold in the marbles or rubics cube.

      • I wish there were events for “leering down women’s tops”, “peeking up women’s short skirts”, “wet t-shirt and camel toe endurance” and “Women’s tightest, roundest arses in shorty shorts marathon”

        (I say this on behalf of a friend I met down the boozer last night)

  8. Yeah the Olympics has always been a drugsfest now it will become a wokefest too. Who needs it ? As for this Sky bitch I presume she’s not good enough for the Yank team so we get her. Hardly the first time somebody competes under a flag of convenience. Speaking of flags the wokies can take the Olympic flag and stick it up their arse.

  9. Skateboarding at the Olympics?, what’s next stâbbing and cöcaine snorting?, “high” jump over a police car?, what a cunt fest!!!

    • Most competitors are only there for the drugs if we’re honest.
      Its like Woodstock in P.E kit.
      When you hear of a athele dropping a event due to injury?
      Either a bad trip or theyve OD’d.

  11. The recent Olympics have become less about the sports and more about the long, over indulgent and unnecessary opening ceremonies.

    Nobody will be able to name the countries that have won the past synchronised swimming gold medals, because nobody gives a fuck.

    BMX bike riding and skateboarding are two alleged sports that nobody is going to rush home from work to watch.

    Fencing with swords that are completely harmless.
    Taekwondo where the ‘fighters’ are so heavily armoured that they don’t even bother to block an attack.
    There is also going to be a climbing event where a slip or fall will be controlled with safety ropes.

    Completely unnecessary synchronised diving and trampolining, just there to pad out a 2 week wankfest.

    They will even have baseball, a sport played almost exclusively by the Japanese and the Americans.
    No prizes for guessing the 2 finalists there.

    Equestrian?
    Do the horses get medals or just the over privileged cunts who sit on their backs?

    Modern Pentathlon and Artistic Gymnastics.
    I bet that there has been a rush to get tickets for that shite.

    Don’t even get me started on the fucking Para Olympics.

    • And golf!

      Fuck me…. I am a golfer, but an Olympic sport it ain’t.

      • As presented by Ron Pickering. Definitely not to be confused with Ronnie Pickering.

      • A corruption of what the Romans had in their games as a comedy act between the Gladiator bout and the lions versus Christians. Blind fights, cripple fights and Amazons versus dwärves.

  12. I am rather hoping for a Carnival of Freak.s
    Full Godzilla mutations and lots of hissy fits and crying.
    The Ghost Town Olympics.
    Everyone who turns up gets a gold medal with Chiggun G embossed thereon.
    Sit back and open a can.
    Wearing a rainbow afro wig.
    The cheating cunts.

  13. You have to feel sorry for the Japs…..spent all that money on the facilities and the Batshit flu comes along and fucks it all up. All they’ll have is rows of empty seats, no tourists spending their money and cunts fucking about being wokie little pricks. The next Olympics are in Paris I believe. A pity it didn’t happen to the stinking snail eaters.

  14. I plan to become a ‘brave National Treasure’ by identifying as a Spacca and entering the 100 yard dash event at The Raspberry Olympics….no fucking way will those battery-powered chariots be able to compete with my quad-bike.

    • I have heard Dick that the vehicle you call your “quad-bike” has an AMG badge on the boot.

    • Especially if you’ve got the muck spreader in tow.
      ISAC ‘ s very own Dick Dastardly.
      Morning, Dick.
      😁

  15. There’s more…….

    Clay pigeon shooting…. Shit.
    Archery…… Shit.
    Canoeing….. Shit.
    Kayaking…. Shit.

    And Sailing…… Has anyone ever watched it and understood who is in the lead and what the fuck is going on?

    • I love that one where yachts are having a race. Every country’s 5 or 6 toffs (sometimes royals) that actually do it compete. Probably a few dozen who do it as a too level sport. Fucking racing yachts.

      Now there’s a sport every kid can learn lol

  16. If Globalists have their way no one will be competing because to their warped minds we’re all “one nation” – a world without barriers or borders, no flags, no national anthems, no passports, no national currency, no country-of-birth blah blah

    They want what the EU have always wanted, a federalised state covering the entire world, and probably overseen by the United Nations, which will be rebranded “One Nation”, with one flag (a pic of St George of Flloyd and a black power salute)

    Thus making sports such as the Olympics and the Commonwealth Games… and even football and rugby et al totally redundant.

      • MNC, Connect 4 I can just about cope with that.
        Chess, LB, I’m not too sure. Haven’t played that in years. Is that the one with the horsey?
        Draughts is ok, too.
        I dunno about snakes and ladders, mind you. Will they be using real snakes?
        Ladders sounds dangerous as well especially if they use these ones…
        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU

      • And there it is, Cressida D’Arcy-M’tembe wins the Hungry Hippoes gold for Great Britain!”

    • Men’s synchronized swimming isn’t
      I think that’s outrageous in this day and age
      They would certainly get an audience
      An advertisers wet dream

  18. You can bet the BBC will be showing a lot of the weightlifting so they can highlight that “brave and courageous” trannie walking away with the gold medal. Also expect a lot of coverage of events where BAMES are likely to win. So fuck all swimming then.

  19. It will be interesting to see what happens in the women’s weight lifting event.

    When it comes down to the final 2 left in the competition will the woman keep competing or simply throw in the towel to the New Zealand geezer?
    No point in keeping in the event if there is no chance of winning and you may injure yourself.

    The progression from this is that the Americans could get two of their 7ft 9in NBA players to identify as women.
    Put them both in frocks and wigs and then win the beach volleyball competition.

    Or how about one of the Soviet 4ft 6in girl gymnasts identify as being a man and competing against them?
    She would easily win the vault, floor, parallel bar and pommel horse events.
    Probably the rings as well.

    Looking forward to 2024 Paris Olympics.

    • Don’t be surprised to find a new event at the Paris Olympics – the 23 mile Dinghy Express Marathon, or the “Tour de English Benefits”

      • They could have a triathlon.
        1st stage…..raping under age girls in the back of a “taxi.”
        2nd stage…..beheading random infidels down the Champs D’Elysses.
        3rd stage…….dinghy race to the Border Farce boats 10 miles out in the Channel.

  20. Really couldn’t give a shit, the Olympics, athletics in general has been a pile of fuckwittery, corruption and drug addled competition for decades.

    Who was that mumbling muttering Geordie ‘commentator’ that used to get rolled out for the running. Brendan someone? The cunt could barely speak yet was commentating.

    In other news about 4hrs till Beardy Branson straps in. Let’s hope for a firework show.

  21. Always big a big athletics fan and fan of the Olympics in general.

    I have a feeling this one, if it happens, will be woke central and I’ll be expected to cheer on men in women’s events, so I won’t be watching any of it.

    Shame but hope it hits their viewing figures massively hard.

    Fuck anyone that has played a part in this utter fucking over of society as we know, I hope they all get nob rot and that goes for the “women” too.

  22. Genetics in the womb is the future if not here already
    Will pass any drug test cause the don’t need em
    Swimmers that take size 19 shoes
    High jumpers with the legs of a gazelle
    Can’t wait to this years mutation that’s the weightlifter
    Hope it fucks up

    • I used to love the middle-distance running in the early 80s, especially between Steve Ovett, Seb Coe and Steve Cram

      Also back in the 80s was our very own decathlete, Daley Thompson, who later gave us his wonderful computer games on the old ZX Spectrum. Top geezer he was!

  25. Skateboarding, annoying little cunts clattering up and down generally pissing people off, not quite an Olympic sport.

    Can admin confirm the header pic is over 18 so I can go Phwoah! 😂😂😂

    Her name is Leticia Bufoni, she’s Brazilian and indeed legal – DA

    • She is Letícia Bufoni, born 1993 according to TinEye. So you’re more than welcome to go “phwoarh!”

      • Yes, she’s 28.

        However, she was 12 when the photo was taken. Tsk.

        Only kidding. The tats give it away.

        Phwooar indeed, but she’d need to get rid of her tramp stamps first before I’d let her sit on me nob.

        She should think on.

  26. The Olympics always have a ridiculous opening ceremony that seems to last an entire day. Look at the London Olympics; not content with a simple parade of the athletes, it went into a full on musical. They even managed to get the NHS in it.

    And now the Olympics includes a selection of hobbies. Show jumping – a hobby for Hermione. Clay Pigeon Shooting – definitely a hobby – you don’t even have to be fit to shoot; any land whale can do this. Skateboarding – a hobby for children. Synchronised swimming – hobby for women invented by Esther Williams probably. What next? Little Charlotte aged 6 and 3/4 from Kent is selected for the British Kick Scooter team?

  29. Skateboard wankers. Then again, I wouldn’t watch any of the established events, so there’s no way I’d waste a second of what life I have left on those twats.
    Recently, there has been a fuss about a skate park on the seafront at Mumbles, when it’s expansion was objected by the used car business owner whose built a tacky mansion overlooking it. He offered to pay for it if it was relocated, but the local skater cunts started a campaign where everyone who passed his house was beeping their horns night and day, much to the annoyance of this cunts neighbours. Most sided with the skater cunts, as the car salesman is as popular as warts on a bellend, but I had no time for either, as the place would be a magnet for chavvy kids and that particular type of manbaby that still plays on bmx and skateboards beyond puberty. Who are all cunts.

    • Popular as warts on a bellend!

      That just made me spit my gobfull of tea out when I read that.

      Cheers GJ

      • You’re very welcome. There were a few good memes to come out of the skatepark debacle, mostly involving references to the cunt businessman from the 90s film set in Swansea, Twin Town. Since then, anyone who’s been moderately successful and flashes their supposed wealth thinking it makes them a cut above, regardless of what nefarious means they made their money, is called a ‘Bryn’ after the characters’ name, Bryn Cartwright. I had the pleasure of using it recently, as some little big man pulled out on me and my brother out on our motorbikes, causing us to slam on. As we passed him a few miles down the road after he had pulled in, he heard me calling him a prick over the intercom, and went fucking mental, confronting me, and my far larger and harder brother, saying we were obviously going to fast. That we were going around a bend at 40 in a 60 zone didn’t cut much ice with him, so l said ‘fucks sake Bryn, chill out’, at which point he had to be held back by his five foot wife who was very apologetic as she is probably stuck in a loveless marriage to this stupid cunt, and was probably tired of his shit driving and tantrums. Silly old cunt knew he would have got battered if he’d gone for us, but his self importance almost got the better of him.
        Stupid cunt.

  30. Lots of these newly included sports, are obviously there for the benefit of a certain demographic 😉
    With regards to the shooting comment from Cuntologist-shooting is one of the most popular activities in the world-practised in almost every location on earth. The Indians are superb and deservedly win many awards. As do the British teams👍

    • “shooting is one of the most popular activities in the world-practised in almost every location on earth”

      Its very popular in USA, Brazil, Mexico. I think they prefer humans to paying money for clays.

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