Steve Wright [3]

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Steve Wright is a premium grade cunt.

Whilst listening to his afternoon show in the car (why you ask?). Well, I had a long business drive and being an old car, the set tends to lose local stations quickly, so I keep the set on BBCR2 and suffer the likes of Jeremy Vine (another cunt) and Steve Wright.

What has pissed me off in particular? This cunt now has this new (ish – NA) catchphrase that he simply cannot resist using – “serious jockin’ “. Note the g dropped from the end of jockin’. He was very explicit about the k being dropped.

The multifarious, sycophantic hangers on in his team applauded him like seals on cocaine (you expect no less) and agreed “yeh, serious jockin’ “, “We’re going to have some serious jockin’ on this show, folks”

Just fuck off Steve Wright and take your fucking serious jockin’ and go and fist yourself to death with it.

You serious jockin’ cunt!

Nominated by: Paul Maskinback

With additional commentary from: Dickie Dribbler

Sorry Admin & Paul for commenting in noms (Allowed as it was relevant. Carry on – NA) but serious jockin isn’t something new for Wright. He’s been using it since at least 2016.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p040vsx9

You might want to consider amending “now has this new catchphrase” to just “has this catchphrase”.

 

58 thoughts on “Steve Wright [3]”

  1. Earns just shy of half a million Pounds a year off the BBC…presumably spends it all on pies and cream-cakes..Fat Wanker.

    • Only vaguely aware of who he is, think hed do Top of the Pops back in the day?
      He looks like that Johnathon King?
      And he behaved very badly.

      • Aye,I haven’t bothered with Radio 2 for years apart from Ken Bruce’s Popquiz.

      • PS…I’ve always wanted to go on Popquiz just so that when Ken asks me if there is any friends or family that I’d like to say “Hello” to, I can reply..” No,they can all Fuck Off…bunch of Cunts”.

      • Good one Sir Fiddler. Reminds me of that Antiques show where Paul Martin used to always ask “and what are you going to spend the money on?”
        I would have said “mind your own fucking business you nosey cunt.”

      • “2 grams of beak to snort off your mum’s tits later,” would’ve been my reply.

        (Just say no, kids)

      • Fiddler@
        Ive always wanted to go on ‘come dine with me’.
        Id spit out every course and say ‘that tastes like shite!’
        When its my turn id spike every dish with laxative and nail my toilet shut.
        Come die with me!

      • He’s a serial killer, Miserable. Affectionately known as The Suffolk Strangler.

      • Do you know Ruff,
        Just from his picture (surprised at the scene of his latest killing spree) I’d of guessed that this is a man thats killed.
        Has that look about him .
        He won’t tell the feds where the other bodies are buried either.

      • What a mad fucking case that was. I think he’s classed as a rare breed of nutcase, a ‘spree killer’ or summat.

        Never understood what all that was about. Just a mental, I suppose?

    • Lord Dicky, there’s nothing wrong with pies and cream cakes. Profiteroles are like tiny eclairs. So small you can have several.

      Have you and the hounds had a Fray Bentos pie lately? Those lids are a right pain to open.

      Evening Dicky, evening all. 🙂

      • Evening,Spoons.

        I haven’t had a pie for a week or two now…the Hounds and I are trying to eat our way through the big freezer contents at the moment. It has taken to frosting up and I fear that it might pack in before much longer…only trouble is that I never bother to label things and with them all being deep frozen,some of them are a bit hard to identify…we made a bolognese the other day and I rather suspect that the meat we used was actually dog-mince….don’t suppose it’ll be much different to ordinary mince when it comes down to the nitty-gritty.

      • When in doubt stick some sauce on it. I’m sure it will taste nice whatever it is. 🙂

    • Off subject,apologies….I’m currently watching ” Sink the Bismark”…the fucking ads….yodelling Sooties,some woman going “Oooooooooohhh” and those fucking meerkats.

      Utter Cunts.

      • When you say dog mince I hope you mean mince for dogs and not recycled poodle. Occasionally listened to the cunt when he was a weedy little fucker as opposed to a big fat fucker. Was fairly original and entertaining for the first few years, stopped being so about 1990 and now even the wife turns the wireless off if he comes on. And she has very little taste and refinement.

  2. New phrase????? Fuck me he used that years ago when I listened to him. Do not listen to any BBC radio now, classy choice of Planet Rock or Classic fm.

  3. That fucking Tim fucking something agrees with everything fat Wrighty says, brown nosing cunt

  4. I was tortured by this cunt in my old job. Day in, day out: this dickhead talking over records, the cretinous ‘afternoon boys’ and ‘posse’, the stupid Mick Jagger impressions, those irritating characters (pretentious music journalist, pervy at the window) that cunt who sang that fucking song abut food (‘an that’s before me tea’), and worst of all that Diamond Geezer twat (‘Mister Spoons’). I loathed that Wright cunt with a passion and I still do.

    • I also remember that cunt from the late 80s early 90s. I think he had the 3pm slot after “ooohhh” Gary Davis, and before him Simon MasterBates.

      All cunts but I was working in a warehouse and had no choice but to listen to R1 all day. Drove me ding dong

  5. I can’t remember if it was him or Gary Davis who, many years ago, referred to The Communards as “The Shirtlifters” live on his daytime radio show.
    Caused a bit of a stink at the time but nothing compared to what would happen now.
    I thought it was brilliant personally 😁

  6. The Jabba The Annoying Bloated Cunt of radio.
    An absolutely perfect example (again) of everything wrong with the BBCistan.

    Of course on his wage it’s pie and chips for every meal and hang the expense.
    Loathsome pasty of a human.

  7. Looks more like the Bo Selecta David Blaine everytime I see the cunt. Wright used to wear identical spectacles too. Haven’t heard the cunt for years but the had to endure him daily as the manager had Radio one playing all day.

    Don’t know what was worse, the predictable ‘our tune’ in the Simon Bates morning show or this cunt with his Mr Angry & Mr Mad characters / afternoon posse.

    I can’t actually remember the last time I listened to Radio 1, think it was one New Year in the 90’s when some cunt put on the Pete Tong Hogmanay show as a substitute for the old accordion playing cunts on the telly.

  8. I remember listening to Steve Wright. There was a bit about confessionals. They played a piece of soft music in the background whilst reading them out loud. It sounds familiar but I don’t remember the name of the song. A classical piece I think.

  9. I always thought David Brent was based on this cunt, horrible bucket of sludge, and his lackeys are no better.

  10. Elderly men playing beat music on gramophone records reminds you of the old bleeders who, losing their hair at the front, resort to a ponytail.

    I have never seen this chap before but you can picture him in elasticated trousers and taking fortified Complan before his broadcasts. He should be paying the BBC not the other way round.

    • Don’t forget the white trainers with Velcro fastenings to compliment them trousers.

  11. He’s been a con merchant for years. He goes to the states and steals from DJs over there then tries to palm it off as original. Plagarising turd.
    Wright you are a useless unfunny talentless cunt.
    Shrivel up you sweating lump of lard in a sagging skin suit.

    • I first heard this cunt in 2001, and have cunted him before, quite honestly cunters I can not see his appeal, he talks over the records and has this Tim fellow fawning over him, its the equivalent of Guantanamo bay for the ears, I bet no fucker has said “love the show Steve” since well never, its just “Pure narcissism manifest!!!”

      • “Oh, by the way, hating the show, Steve”

        Just fuck.off, Wright, you Zeppelin sized cunt.

  12. I thought he was great! (When I was about 13. Now I think he’s a cunt).

  13. No fucking idea who this cunt is but have no sympathy for cunts who listen and complain about thr fucker.

  14. The Wonderstuff’s “Radio Ass Kiss” could have been written for this boring old cunt.

    However, he will doubtless be replaced by an “DJ of colour” or a yabbering wimminz type….
    👎

  15. Fuck off Wrighty with your fake canned applause and fake Possy.

    No-one likes you anymore,- you’re an old has-been. Except for that Tim bloke, who salivates over you, and licks your sweaty ringpiece in order to ascertain which variety of Gregg’s pasties you had for tea last night.

    If this lump of lard plays a decent record, he insists on talking all over it, – because the fat cunt loves his own voice that much. Worse still he sings over some tracks. What a tosser.

    “Loving the show Steve”. Not fucking likely you obese bell-end. Have a heart attack and do us all a favour.

    Radio 2 is a complete and utter sack of shit these days. They employ so-called DJ’s who are in fact television celebrities, who have no knowledge or experience of the median of radio broadcasting whatsoever.

    When Ken Bruce retires, – or gets forced out by AlBeeb, the wireless is heading straight for the nearest skip.

      • Don’t mention that cunt Jay Blades.

        ‘Blades’ is very apt surname for old ‘jam spoon’ Jay,- seeing as dark folks like their knives so much.

        “Yes, director general, I would love to have a stab at the radio, as my leather apron is worn out, and there are only so many chairs legs that I can paint stupid colours”

      • Blades recently got an OBE on the birthday honours list, and you can only assume it was for his ethnicity, not for any “talent” as he has fuck all of that, except for the ability to, Mandelson-esque like crawl up the arsehole of “important” contacts at the BBC.

        But he is everywhere he is making a SERIES for Channel 5 about his “early struggles” surely a five minute feature on The One Show would be enough.

        No doubt he will be tripping the light fantastic in Strictly Come MIncing and be the new chairman of Question Time before being given a statue in Broadcasting House – not bad for a “philosophy stoodent” and furniture restorer.

        In Reith’s day he would have been lucky to have been a lavatory attendant at BH

      • @WC He’s also got that shit eating grin that other cunts who can’t be trusted have such as recently cunted Branson and Tony BLiar.

        Everytime I see this cunt, i imagine he’s what Arthur Askey would have looked like if he had went crazy with the Cherry Blossom and browned himself up.

  16. Off topic sorry, keep getting a message when going into the site telling me I’m annoying and to fuck off somewhere else. I know I’m a bit of a cunt but this site keeps my sanity, I love it basically. If I have been a bit of a cunt please tell me when I’ve been a cunt so I don’t repeat and get banned again. Cheers.

    You’re not banned. If you were then you couldn’t have written this comment.
    WordPress seems to have come up with this fucking irritating new trick. Don’t know why. Our ‘fuck off’ filter works on IP address. Using a different IP should let you back in. Sometimes just retrying let’s you back in.
    We picked this up because other people said they could get in using their phone instead of their PC – hence different IP address. I got it myself when I used a different proxy. Changed the proxy and got straight back in.
    Fuck knows how we fix this but you’re definitely not banned – Admin

  18. Steve Wright and Chris Moyles the best in the business.

    Have you tried listening to that simpering big girls blouse ‘Ryland’ for example, or whiney whiney Jo Willey, who is still trying to be down with the kids at almost 60years old.

    Ken Bruce was ok, but he’s been infected by Wokery.

    That’s all. Good day and get to fuck.

  19. Radio is for music not jabbering pish catchphrases and reading our sycophantic messages from listeners in Reading going to a see a hypnotist. Steve Wright was always naff and bit annoying but in the past few years he has gone into obnoxious overdrive and between, during and after playing a record you’ve heard a million times.

    The best oldies radio station in the UK is Gold. No presenters, very few ads, 2 minutes of news on the hour and so 90% of the time it’s the best music from 1960-1989 and often an amazing song you’ve never heard before pops up.

    Mark and Lard were the only truly funny UK radio presenters. They’d get cancelled today. Maybe Steve Wright will say some offensive soon and he’ll get the boot, but I doubt it, he’ll be around for his 36,000 quid per month until he, “says goodbye to his faithful listeners” when he is 70, so another four years of the cunt.

  20. That is one fucking bad picture.. Needs to stay out of the woods come autumn. Would not want to look like that when the season starts. Look good on the wall with some antlers skilfully attached likewise the cunt cordon. Pride of place in the trophy room.

  21. Cant stand the antiquated fat cunt. One of tge few old white men at the beeb long past his sell by date. He belongs on Heart.
    Also loking such a fat cunt at 14 stone (as reported in the mail) when I was 14 stone i was in.my 20s and on the hod.

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