Diane Abbott (13)

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Really she should just sponsor this site.

Hands up if you think that Flabbott the Hutt is, shall we say, a couple of aces short of a full deck. Mmm… that’s all followers of IsAC then.
Things just go from bad to worse for poor old Flabbott though. She’s starting to make ‘Sleepy Joe’ sound intelligent, and that takes serious talent.
Flabbott is a fucking idiot. Have a little listen to her latest statement on Labour policies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx7lDWgwpOE

(it’s a short clip)

I rest my case, ladies and gentlemen (and anything in between) of the jury.

Nominated by – Ron Knee

71 thoughts on “Diane Abbott (13)”

  1. She looks like chiggun is falling from heaven in that photo.

    It’s raining buckets of KFC Family Feast.

    • There’s a leg of KFC inexplicably stuck to the ceiling and she is willing it to drop down.

      “Mmmmmm. Chiggun. Come to mama”.

      • Probably Starmer waving a chiggun wing out of photo shot

        “Here little doggy. Beg!”

    • DF@ – According to my “interpretation of UK law” if one bags an Abbott on private land the tusks can be kept as a trophy! 😀👍

  3. Living proof of quotas over quality.
    I do not think there is one MP I trust or respect.
    And there will be hell to pay when I become one.

    • Just a friendly reminder to not use personal attacks no matter how oblique. They’ll be deleted. Thanks. – DA

    • Tom Hunt (Ipswich) is the only MP I can think of who comes close to being hardworking and trustworthy.

  5. Jesus wept.
    Is there a KFC version of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease?
    Either that or she’s been troughing her simian offspring’s stash!

    • I like her.
      From her Beatles wig, her drinking on trains, her inability to grasp the finer details of reality, to her refusal to put matching shoes on.
      And she has a son who barks like a dog.
      Shes the best Labour has to offer.
      Her and Jr are starring in a new BBC driving show,
      Cannibal Run..

  6. Oh dear Diane, been out a bit too long in the sun have we, with a few cans of M&S mojitos? As if it needed confirming that Hackney is full of cunts.

  7. So that’s two ugly cunt nominations on the bounce today, along with Coogan, who is another ugly cunt.

    fucking hell, admin, give us a break! Where’s all the young nubile totty in your header pics (apart from yesterday’s of course).

    Why not think about it as a challenge? – DA

  8. All joking aside and I’m being quite serious, but I think Abbott has got something seriously wrong with her. The shoe incident and moments like this bizarre interview, all add up to something horrible. She’s still a cunt, but I think she’s a very sick cunt.
    The question is. How can she represent her constituents ? They need a replacement.
    It is imperative that Bobo The Chimp is located and put up for election.
    It’ll be a fucking landslide.
    Get To Fuck.

    • Apparently an intelligent woman in her youth – so I’ve heard. Probably the side effect of swallowing to much Corbyn jizz in the 70’s. Must have corroded her brain.

    • Agreed.
      When I first heard the clip, I was convinced someone had doctored it, it is just so painful.
      Either she has been suffering from some long-term thing, which now sounds as if approaching terminal stages, or she has had a stroke.
      She REALLY does now sound as if she’s escaped from an institution. However, given how long this has been going on, I cannot see any way the Party can do anything, maybe she will conk out on the next attack.
      Putting her in a broadcast studio really looks like cruelty now.

  9. Keep your eyes peeled, everyone. He could be swinging in a tree, near you.
    ‘ Avez vous un postal vote ? ‘

  10. Just listened to the clip. Thought it was edited to make her sound like a fucking idiot. Then realised it wasn’t.

    Absolutely staggering that such a thick, inarticulate low quality one trick racist pony is able to achieve a position of MP.

    • Staggering to think she has one of the safest seats in the country, a majority of about 35,000.

      • All you need to do to win, is wear a red rosette, be of a darker hue and say how bad da honky is.

    • ‘jazz for children’!
      Bet thats how Bill Cosby turned ‘odd’.
      Afternoon Jack👍

      • Afternoon, MNC.
        Warm enough for you ?
        I hope you were out in the midday sun.
        I was, couldn’t move for mad dogs.
        😄

      • Indoors sulking Jack.
        Like a fuckin blast furnace out there.☹️
        Thrilled to be working outdoors all week,
        Some cheeky cunt said ‘nice day” earlier, the pisstaker.
        Told him to get fucked.

  12. She just won’t get off that fucking gravy train. Her party would be scared of being ‘waycist’, by replacing her with somebody who can manage putting on a matching pair of shoes and can count to twenty.

    Therefore, we’re stuck with her. Her constituents would vote for any race baiting cunt so she’ll win any election, even if she says “My entire electorate is made of of complete fucking retards. I wish them all an imminent and painful death in front of their crying children.” She’d win by landslide because of her talking only about “George Floyd, Rashford and Stephen Lawrence oh dem bad honkies.”

    They’ll be carrying this fucker out of Westminster in a box, before we see the end of her in politics.

    I wouldn’t give her a job cleaning the bogs at the local station. A fucking liability.

    And she’s a millionaire with a lot of power.

    What a fucking country.

  13. I think that since the election debacle of 2019 and her relegation to the back benches, never to return, poor Diane has taken to the bottle. Hardly surprising when you consider the price of booze in the Commons bars, I wouldn’t mind a bit of that myself. Either that or she has developed mental elf problems, again hardly surprising when she has a son who flashes his knob, barks like a dog and goes all stabby stabby on her. She is an embarrassment to the Labour Party and this country but she is hardly alone in that respect.
    At least she’s not American and President of the United States.

  14. Isn’t her offspring an aggressive retard?
    It would be a shame if he became enraged if he went round for tea only to find Flabbot had wolfed all the chiggun and threw her out of a 4th floor window to land on some Victoria era iron railings.
    Yes,quite dreadful that.
    Vermin for the oven.

  15. White privilege and the oppression it has caused her includes:

    A place at Cambridge University (how the heck?)

    A job for life an MP in one of the safest seats in the country.

    Regular spots on television panels.

    Wealth.

    Kids sent to private schools and Cambridge. A bit of the old nepotism (allegedly) and her unhinged son gets a great job at the foreign office – and keeps it for a while despite some insane incidents.

    Yep. Sounds like this country has really oppressed you.

    Get to fuck.

  16. She’s dumb, proper dumb, but not as dumb as Claudia Webbe in this country or Cori Bush over the ponds. Fuckwits, liars and cunts all.

  17. Good news for all you Flabbot lovers. Her autobiography will be published in 2022. Called “A Woman Like Me”. The book is keenly anticipated by remainder and charity book shops.

    The blurb for this future classic says – “ In her honest and moving book, Diane takes the reader through her incredible journey, from growing up in North London with her Jamaican parents to entering the Houses of Parliament as a bright and ambitious young politician. In doing so, she paints a candid portrait of what it’s like to face a barrage of hostility every day, shows us how she was able to battle impostor syndrome and succeed against the odds, and empowers us with the strength to change the fabric of this country for the better.”

    So there we have it. Diane is mentally ill, suffering from “imposter syndrome “. This is apparently a belief that you are not as competent as others believe you to be. Sufferers constantly fear being exposed as a fraud.

    What a joke. I don’t think Flabbott has this. She’s as incompetent as she thinks herself to be. More so in fact.

    • The only thing this fat cunt is impersonating is somebody with a functioning brain.

    • An excerpt (allegedly).

      Chapter 4

      He peeled off his faded shirt. The stench of stale sweat was overpowering. I could see food in his beard. It looked like scrambled egg or perhaps bits of cheese? But still, his Communist rhetoric was making me moist. It was like a fucking paddling pool in me bloomers, I’ll tell you that for free.

      Next, off came the grey socks. I think they were white when he bought them, but had faded. He took a while peeling them off. It sounded like velcro being ripped. The stench killed my dog, Lenin, instantly.

      But, for the good of the red flag, I did my duty. I scraped off the nob cheese with a hammer and chisel and cried, “Take me now, Jeremy!”

      • Jeremy Corbyn, a stud of a man

        A playboy was he with his lover Diane

        She’d get into bed wearing only her blusher

        And lie back with Jezza just thinking of Russia

        (Anon)

    • But she has been exposed as a fraud, over and over, and she is still there coining it so she must be cured by now.
      I don’t know who is going to buy her book other than journalists and non woke comedians looking for material to rip the piss out of the bitch.

      • “As I fought the prejudice and racism my private education afforded me”..

      • …and my fortune made by stealing Sooty and Guide Dogs charity boxes from takeaway shops. (Dianes need being greater and taking from the rich being Labours main goal)

  18. The problem with Abbot is she is a complete cunt not that she’s ethnic. Fuck the lot of them.

    • It was hilarious that after the humiliating by-election defeat in Hartlepool, this cabbage was on the telly claiming that Labour lost because it had failed to embrace Old Man Steptoe’s policies with vigour.
      Flabbott really is the gift to cunters that just keeps on giving. Bless.

      • She identifies as a young, slim,
        intelligent, white, unchippy, non-racist, you know.

  19. I have never really understood the Labour, Conservative thing in the UK.

    In general, people see themselves as either Labour or Conservative voters from birth and according to how their parents vote.

    If someone belongs to the Labour camp then they will vote for that party regardless of the cretin that is up for election and with no regard to the views and policies of that candidate.

    The right person for the job with the right ideas does not come into the equation.

    A ‘safe seat’ means nothing more than if you represent a particular party then you will be odds on to win an election regardless of your ability to do the job, or indeed put your shoes on the correct feet.

    This woman is an absolute disgrace, but the electorate get what they deserve.

  20. When all said and done who the fuck votes for this pernicious insidious racist cabbage???Beggars belief.

  21. Despite shadow cabinet and opposition MPs total fuck-ups, still you have the crowing adenoidal voice of Dame Keir sounding so fucking pleased with himself. Isometimes feel somebody should have told him not to speak with his mouth full – especially in Mandy’s cock is in it. Still he had a nice chat with 14 people in Blackpool last week – think small – that’s Keirko the Clowns message.

    Abbott, in my opinion, is no worse than Russell-Moyle, Clive Lewis and od fatarse Lammy.

  22. She put de lime wid de coconut and drink eet wid de rum.

    She blamed the tories for not handing out vaccines and testing kits to deprived areas, but her constituency pf Hackney is no exactly deprived these days, and has on of the lowest rates of vaccination in the country. Perhaps they’re relying on traditional medicines like chicken feet and guava.

    She looks like she’s asking Quetzalcoatl with more.

    • Who needs dee white devils’ medicine, when you can dance around some chiggun bones?

  23. Shes hit the bottle obviously.
    The Hackney 8 ace.
    Things will only get bitter.
    For the many, had a few.
    Drinking cocktails on a train like a posh hobo,
    The problem with Di is she cant hold her drink.
    And shes a nutter.
    And a fat cunt.

    • Wish you were beer. Flabbott thought free house was another expenses perk.

      • Mojito Di must be careful as the booze might send her to an early grave and we’ll have to put her skeleton in the Natural History Museum.

        ~ Flabbatassurus Rex ~

  24. Will never forget this grilling from Andrew Neil.

    https://youtu.be/4lUNSNNPlLk

    Sending her son to a private school. Fucking hypocrite. And still he ended up as a disrespectful troublemaking cunt. Just like his mother.

  25. She sounds like a window licking mong who has been asked to explain Einstein’s theory of relativity.
    Fucking biggest case of care in the community I have ever seen.

  26. Given Diane’s performances in front of da camera I wonder if she spent her time at Cambridge in a rather large jar in the science lab?

    • What did it say on the jar?
      “Abbey someone.”
      Abbey someone?!!! Abbey who?
      “Abbey normal”

      Young Frankenstein

  27. I picture her nether regions spotted with dark scars from chaffing and repeated sweat rashes. Also, Her meat tunnel smelling like the shitouse door of a fish boat.

  28. In the pic

    ‘what is 4 × 2 Diane?’
    ’12 is it?
    ‘no
    ’10?’
    ‘no nearly though…’
    ‘9?’
    ‘lower…’
    ‘7?”
    ‘no…between 7 and 9′
    ’15?’

  29. I saw a Porno once with my childhood hero’s in it Ron Jeremy and John Holmes giving double Anal to a woman that looked and sounded just like Diane Abbott. She was wearing a Doc Martin on one foot and a plimsole on the other. I must go down in the cellar where I do my special work to find it.

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