Cuntdown surely?
A Two For One cunting for Channel 4, please, for their rugby coverage and new Countdown presenter, Anne Robinson.
I tuned in to watch the Lions match on Saturday and not only did they have some fucking bird presenting it, they had another fucking tart, ‘Nollie Waterman’ giving her ‘Expert’ analysis.
Ever played at this level, love? No? Well, your analysis is as relevant as mine would be to a fucking surgeon. Why the FUCK is EVERYTHING being ruined?
Changed link, previous one broke the borders.
Now, to Countdown. Personally, I couldn’t give a fuck if the new presenter is female, (But there’ll never be three male ‘stars’ on a show, that’s for fucking sure), but, couldn’t the cunts have picked someone who doesn’t sound like she’s having a fucking stroke???
I swear, if I’m ever a contestant, I’m going to ask her to repeat ‘You can’t teach an old dog new tricks’…
Nominated by: DCI Gene Cunt
Anne held together with elastic bands
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Is that really her underneath all that botox?
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Channel 4 should be banned and a full refund issued.
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The once fuckable Anne Robinson has been resurrected from the dead! And she’s no more fuckable than the corpse I believed her to be.
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You could probably still fuck her but you’d be forever stopping to pop her eyeballs and stuff back in
Wonder if she’s had a cunt job?
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After sleeping with Maxwell senior for years to further her career, I bet this wrinkled, ginger shrew knows a story or two about Ghislaine and her husband who accidentally fell off his cell bunk bed twenty times.
As for female rugby presenters, “rugger” has always been peppered with hom0s so they should really have Graham Norton and Alan Carr presenting. It’d certainly make this dull, homoerotic “sport” more interesting. Tiresome cunts.
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Graham Norton and Rylan Clark-Neal, surely?
They would be Dick’s picks, I’ll be bound.
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…. But unlike myself, not gagged.
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Great nom, DCI. And glad that you’re back. Keep the faith, my friend!
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Sky coverage of the Lions in Seffrica has the great Bryan Habana and a tart. Fuck knows who she is and what she has to do with rugby.
In the studio they have great former players and a black tart. Again, fuck knows who or what she is.
And by the way. I can get coverage without paying those cunts at Sky.
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I wish I could. I binned Sly a few years ago and the only time I miss it is when big sporting events are on.
After being mugged for 20 years by the cunts for the full package, phone and tinternet, I will never go back with the cunts.
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Cheers Gene, that’s the monitor covered in a wine facial. Mrs CuntyMort is applying the Heimlich manouvre with a spade
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Talking of plastic headed bints, perennial snapper Katie Price is back from Turkey with a new head, and fair play she’s going to beat that Jocelyn Wildenstein for looking like a freaky cat woman. Why the fuck do these freaks go to fucking Turkey for surgery? I wouldn’t go the to cunts for a haircut, let alone that shit.
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The ‘surgeon’ probably does haircuts between procedures as well as sourcing bits from British D-list slappers for his brothers kebab shop.
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Good nom.
Seen the rugby coverage. Seems fuck all is safe from the cult of inclusivity in modern sport.
Cunts.
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Jesus, the memory of seeing Anne Robinson on an HD tv still haunts me.
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“She’s even got new tits!”
Peter Sissons (legendary broadcaster)
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“That’s surely a mail order bride” Tony Grieg observing someone in the crowd on Aussie cricket. Priceless and such a ballyhoo even all those years ago
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I’d quite like to see Carol Vorderman, Rachel Riley and the bird from dictionary corner in a three way with baby oil, big toys and lots of anal stretching.
Apart from that Channel 4 is a bag of shite. John ‘I’ve never seen so many white faces in one place’ Snow is a wanker and Harri Chrishna Guru Murthy is a fat cunt.
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Me, Saucy Vorders and Hot Legs Riley do all that and more every Tuesday afternoon round at Sue Lawley’s house. I’m trying to get her involved but she says she’s more into the watching these days. Anyway, feel free to pop round and join in. Just bring an over-sized clock to countdown the different activities.
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The most upsetting thing about Anne Robinson becoming the new Countdown host is the disappointing realisation that the old trout isn’t dead.
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She’s aged terribly from her Weakest Link days.
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She’s now the most wretched link.
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To be fair she still doesn’t look bad for 76 but it’s clear that her age is starting to catch up with her appearance wise.
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I thought she had gone. Was wondering if anyone had her in the deadpool.
I was surprised when it floated up to be the host of countdown.
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There might be an irony in ‘Countdown’. There can’t be long left for the rancid old bitch.
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You can spend a fortune having work done on your boat but at some point they always end up looking like a monster. You can’t cheat aging Ann Robinson
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Yep, Vorderman shouldve stopped at the tits. Now she looks like Amanda Holden after sticking her head in a Hornet’s nest.
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Never liked this miserable, fake ginger, Rottweiler bitch, she sums up all the negative traits of a woman.
About time you retired and stopped haunting everyone you miserable old trout, I reckon even B&W cunt would be interested in this leathery bat….. Or maybe he would…
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Anne Robinson is a twat. Her whole stern and snotty Weakest Link persona was stolen wholesale from Australian actress and presenter Cornelia Frances. Right down to the hair and the glasses. Larcenous old witch,
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Is the national day off still on?
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Wrong thread, cunt.
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Yeah, the day after the sweaties get independence and Gerry Adams gets behaded. We only need to get lucky once, from what I hear.
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Anne looks good for 76 (soon to be 77 this september). I wonder if she bakes. 🙂
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She might well be 76, but the tits are approaching their third birthday.
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And the scary thing about Anne Robinson; the surgeon has kept all the bits that he cut out. Enough to build another one.
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How is this silly old harradin still relevant? Very much like the dot-com bubble, Nokia and swine flu, shed fucked off with the 2000s. Who the fucking fuck gave her a job not a fucking full-time carer or a ,wheelchair and blanket?
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A quick Googlecunt of her states that she is professionally retired and 36 – fucking good for her wish I could retire at 36.
I see she mad a film this year to highlight the abuse she suffered as she made the transition from player to broadcaster.
Now, if a geezer received grief he’d be told to man up – but wokicunt decided to do a poor little me film and BANG – she now can’t not be picked.
Clever cunt fuck.
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Come one, get facts right it was England coverage not the lions.
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May as well dig up Richard Whitely’s corpse as it will more facial movement than Anne.
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