Bruce Springsteen is a cunt, isn’t he.
Have you had the Oxford vaccine? What, both of them? It doesn’t matter, you are barred from watching this multi-millionaire socialist still singing about the “working man.”
The NHS has stated the AstraZeneca vaccine is ‘safe and tested and will protect you against serious illness from Covid-19’. Not for this sweating rocker with bleached teeth. The AstraZeneca vaccine isn’t decent enough for his concerts.
Perhaps this old hypocrite should concentrate on hobnobbing with Barack O’bomber or making shiploads of dosh from appearing in Wrangler Jeep adverts. I’m sure he’ll keep singing about capitalism and Reagan’s trickledown economics though like he’s gargling barbed wire.
🎵 Cunts like us, baby we were born to run.
Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous
Seconded by: Miserable Northern cunt
Capt Maggie permitting,
Id like to second this nom.
Ive always hated Bryce Springsteen.
His music alone is enough to trigger my inner and outer nazi.
Just weary meandering shite.
But his faux Woody Guthrie,
Blue collar working man bullshit sends me full Pol Pot.
Hes a fake cunt!
Never grafted in his life!
Whats in your lunch pail Bruce?
Fuckin Caviar?!
You poseur cunt.
Only song he ever wrote was any good was ‘Because the night’
And that was only good because Patti Smith did it.
Bruce had done it, itd be unlistenable.
Take the bandana from your back pocket and garrot yourself you champagne socialist twat.
Thirded by: Cunty Gordon
Used to love him, but he has became a colossal bellend in recent years. He was recently nabbed for drunk driving his motorbike but he basically got let off being New Jersey/New York/USA Royalty. Any other peasant would have been in the dungeon.
Americans on the left and right love The Boss despite him being as far left as you can get so why the Republicans and moderates listen to his empty rhetoric is beyond me. Aren’t rebels, ie. rock stars supposed to hate politics and politicians? In the 70s, 80s they did. They never even cosied up to Bill “Suck my dick” Clinton the sax player in the 90s. But when Obama came along the dick sucking was unreal. I’m a Dylan fan and seeing Bath House Barry give the Weirdest Guy in Showbiz the Medal of Freedom, I was like… huh? Bob looked like he usually looked, of course, his “this means nothing” face! The original troll. Obama gave other sycophantic bellends medals but I must have erased them from my memory. Gloria Estefan? James Taylor? Stevie Wonder? Robert De Niro got one, he’s a sexual degenerate.
I’m starting a nom for “Heads of State are Cunts”. At this point it’s obvious that all of them are in the “big” countries, not just some or half of them, it’s 100%.
“Borrne in the U.S. of Ayyy”
That’s nothing to be proud of you cunt.
PS : If you transfer $10 to Onion-Rings-R-Us we will send you pictures of your foreskin.
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Only Springsteen song worth a shit is ‘Blinded By The Light’
And then only the Manfred Mann’s Earth Band version.
His grunting bullshit about working men, highways, baseball, the gal next door, mom’s apple pie, yanky cars and ‘glory days’ is just so much bollocks. His tripe is enough to put anyone off ‘Noo Joisey’ and Asbury Park for life.
I remember in 1985, there was an unhealthy type of ‘Brucemania’ in the UK. I recall one particular knob who never shut up about the ‘Born In The USA’ album. This tosspot was the full monty fanboy twat, who jumped on more wagons than a Somali hijacker. He even had the sleeveless white T-Shirt, the Brucie jeans, and (this is the cunt clincher) Springsteen headband and wristbands (and he wore them). But the funny thing was when he was asked about Nebraska, The River, Darkness On The Edge Of Town, this ‘superfan’ didn’t know what I was talking about. He did the same thing with R.E.M and their ‘Out Of Time’ album in 1991. Never shut up (again) about Shiny Happy People, but he was clueless about Document, Dead Letter Office or anything else Stipe and Co had done. Absolutely hilarious. He’s probably a fan of Ed Sheercunt or Lana Del Twat now. Superfan? Supercunt, more like…
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Another great Springsteen cover is ‘Born In Timperley’
by none other than Frank Sidebottom.
You know it is. It really is.
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