The BBC (46) over Christian Eriksen

An emergency cunting for the BBC over their ghoulish coverage of the death of Christian Erickson during the Denmark v Finland game.

As you all know , Erickson collapsed during the game and it quickly became apparent that his heart had stopped as CPR was being administered in the full view of tv cameras.

Essentially the player had died and the medics were working frantically to resuscitate him.

At this point the BBC should have cut the feed and returned to the studio but as we know, did they fuck. They kept it going and we had more shots of the player being shocked with his distraught wife on the sidelines.

The commentators were forced to continue to give a commentary on what was an extremely upsetting situation and this was probably the reason they had ‘technical difficulties’ in getting them back after the game restarted.

I have no doubt they had blown their top at the wankers back in London who had placed them in that position and had to calm down before they returned to commentating duties.

The BBC are cunts and here is even more evidence.

I should of course mention that thankfully Erickson appears to have made a recovery but that should not conceal the cuntishness of the BBC.

I should also mention that I believe the ‘on duty’ BBC producer today would have been some woke cunt who has some boxes which must be ticked and so they were handed the ‘ nothing much could go wrong’ football match to ensure said boxes were ticked.

And then, lo and behold, something did go wrong and they were running around like a headless chicken which explained why no decision was made to cut the studio feed until a more ‘experienced ‘ producer was phoned at home to give the order. (all alleged of  course – DA)

Nominated by: Jack

BBC Criticism

58 thoughts on “The BBC (46) over Christian Eriksen

  1. No idea about this until I saw it in the Times. However, there was a headline praising Lineker for something. What the fuck?

      • Being fair to Lineker (which isn’t easy), I thought that he and the big buck Sooty were respectful without being mawkish… the she-sooty was a nauseating fool.

      • Wimmins are too emotional. Flapping her hands in front of her face and calling her mum.

        Malcolm Allison and Big Ron would’ve said ‘We don’t know if the cunt’s dead yet. Get on with the game you soft cunt. Two sugars by the way.”

        But I think you’re all just terrible and need educating off Raheem Sterling MBE.

      • The Big Match revisited was on ITV yesterday. Man City v Bolton from 1980. Big Malcolm in his sheepskin coat chugging on a big fuck off cigar. Peter Reid was playing for Bolton and actually looked slower than he did in 1986 World Cup.

      • The ‘big buck sooty’ I believe was Micah Richards.

        He’s a fucking brain donor that one. He said at one point that he hopes he recovers and gets back on the pitch again soon.

        Not a fucking chance he’ll play at the top level again. Muamba had to retire and I don’t think any player has ever come back from a heart attack (if that’s what it was).

        And no club would risk putting him on the pitch again. It would worry the other players too much for a start. And the clubs insure these players against career ending injuries. And it’s not cheap if the player is a top level one (like Erikson).

        Imagine how much they’d have to pay now?

        It’s a shame for the lad, but that’s his playing career over.

  2. Dirty Laundry by Don Henley is an appropriate song on this occasion, bunch of psychö cunts!!!

  3. An absolute fucking disgrace. It’s not as if such an unfortunate incident is without precedent. Have they no contingency in place?
    Cunts.

  4. Each one of the presenters trying to out snowflake each other was fucking disgusting. But not unexpected. The black woman was so upset she had to text her mam ! Howay man.
    In the days of Des Lynam it would have been dealt with efficiently and with respect. Not a mawkish pity orgy

      • I know, but he did die on the pitch and was resuscitated. CPR was required to restart his heart, therefore he was dead at this point.

      • And, if we’re being really pedantic, a defib actually stops your heart if it’s in ventricular fibrilation and, hopefully, your heart will return to sinus rhythm. Which I’d wager happened yesterday.

      • DCI, I once stopped a man’s heart with one of my stern glares! Once I’d realised how serious the situation was I knelt next to him and in a whisper recited Rudyard Kipling’s ‘If’ in his ear and miraculously restarted his heart!

        What have you got to say about that?

      • Then it’s a pity the security guard on the door at Waitrose during the last lockdown doesn’t hold the same sentiment!

        When I marched straight to the front of the queue and told him about that remarkable incident, hoping to get the coveted preferential ‘essential worker’ treatment, he told me to fuck off to the back 🙁

      • I’ll go with what the team doctor who treated him actually said , which was
        “He was gone. We did cardiac resuscitation, it was a cardiac arrest,” said Boesen.”.

        Confirmation he was dead at that point.

      • Ok, jack. You have officially won the ‘Was dead, now alive”, footballer category. Happy?

    • That black woman was shameful. We didn’t know if he was okay at the time and she tries to make it all about her.

  5. Genuine question. Are people more sensitive or less cuntish with things like this nowadays?

    Marc Vivien Foe died on the pitch in almost identical circumstances about 20 years ago in the Confederations Cup. It was live on the telly. Game carried on and the commentators barely mentioned it after they carted the poor cunt off. I think I recall a goal celebration after too.

    Even worse, Euro 84. Not televised live in the UK (highlights only for group matches due to no home nation qualifying). Team doctor ‘does an Eriksen’ and the cameras zoom in on the poor cunt getting CPR. Game carries on, players can’t miss it it’s going on a yard or two from the pitch on the halfway line. Platini then scores a hat trick and celebrates like a madman. Then boots the ball at the Yugoslav bench at full time. Commentator (Martyn Tyler on the full match version I bought!) barely mentioned the cunt’s death after he was carted away.

    Still, it wasn’t nice to see that yesterday. But at least we saw him recovering (if you looked carefully).

  6. They’ve got a black bird on ITV now as well. I suppose it’s progress but where are the big characters? Where’s the Cloughs or Jimmy Hills, even Roy Keane appears to be neutered now. If they’re all going to be nice and agree on everything what’s the point?

  7. Genuinely don’t know the answer to that but I did find the unbridled emotion of the players (hugging, weeping and kissing) a bit jarring and I’ve no idea why. Maybe because you didn’t do this kind of thing in Helmand but the football pitch is hardly equivalent so perhaps I was just being a cunt.

  8. “There is a worrying incident with Christian Ericson collapsing on the pitch, he is being attended by medical staff, we will go back to the studio and wish Christian all the best”.
    How hard is that?

  9. The BBC will give a sensitivity warning before old episodes of Fawlty Towers because they don’t want any viewers getting upset. Yet they’re happy to continue showing a man who may or may not have just died in front of our eyes.

  10. It’s because we’re becoming, (become?), a society of cunts that want to jump on any fucking banďwagen going, with faux sympathy, ‘Thoughts and prayers, hun, pm me’, with an appetite for instant gratification and to Hell with any privacy for the fucking victim. I’ve lost count of the amount of times we’ve been doing a job in the street and some wankers are filming it on their ‘phones, the ghoulish cunts. It’s why I won’t have anything to do with reality tv crews.

    https://youtu.be/8ffetIbzyK8

    I’ve shared this before. This Kraut is a fuckibg hero, in my eyes.

    In my opinion, this bullshit started with the death of Princess Diana.

    • The image of the hearse going up the M1 covered with a heap of stalks chucked on by “Well-wishers” is pure Steptoe Funeral.

  11. It was ghoulish the way they kept the camera on him when he was being shocked. They should have gone straight back to the studio.
    As for the reaction I think people feel they have to show emotion to show everyone how in touch with their feelings they are. Just a sign if the times. I don’t do the huggy touchy thing. I guess it’s a generational thing. We were taught to be remote and controlled. Just the way we are.

    • At least people’ll know a ‘Shock’ isn’t what it’s like on ‘Casualty’! Jumping four feet off the stretcher, for fuck’s sake. And, you DON’T SHOCK ASYSTOLE!!

  12. He was dead before he hit the ground and they got him back! You don’t get many chances like that!

    Still, this whole incident gave Gary Lineker a chance to use his sad face and waxe his solemn voice. The same one’s he’ll use in front of the TV cameras in his next “We should all donate for the poor dinghy refugees” advert! The smug, hypocritical, tax avoiding wanker!

    • I thought he was having a seizure after he hit the ground, albeit a small one? I have only watched a quick clip, so, I may be wrong.

      • Erickson went as grey as fuck like all the blood drained out of his face Just before he fell. He hit the deck with his eyes open and didn’t move at all, even when they were opening his mouth to check his tongue.

        I am going to use all the medical experience I don’t have and call heart attack….but just to be on the safe side i’m not going to second-guess you, DCI 😀

        I am glad he’s okay, there is enough gloom and doom around at the moment!

  13. Didn’t see it.
    The BBC are rightfully gold plated cunts for not showing the same sort of coverage when a Snack bar fanatic gets half a dozen rounds from a sub machine gun.
    With commentary at bayonet point from Linekunt and some random blek “pundit”.
    Fuck Off.

    • To be fair, the cunt on the bridge in London got a mere 20 rounds. They should have then filmed the cunt being thrown off the bridge, Osama style.

  14. Alex Scott said ‘I just messaged my mum to tell her I love her’ wtf!!

    I agree with comments about just being respectful, cut the feed and say ‘this is serious, Erickson is receiving medical attention and we will update you with any news as and when we hear from the Danish FA’ simple and dignified.

    • Was that bint or her mum dying during the football match? No mention of her old man. Did he fuck off shortly after she was born?

  15. I noticed Linekunt was on Twitter pretty smartish last night apologising foe what was shown and blaming the national broadcaster who’s pics the beeb used. Apparently, according to tech expert Gary, they should have taken a wide shot of the stadium whilst it was going on. No mention of MOTD producers not switching to the studio. The production team could and should have switched to jug ears and his cretinous, arse licking cronies. Or better still, switch to the news or something. But then again, the crisp salesman would have missed his chance of a BAFTA.
    Yet another cuntish display by the BBC but every other fucker is to blame apparently.

  16. “The commentators were forced to continue to give a commentary on what was an extremely upsetting situation and this was probably the reason they had ‘technical difficulties’ in getting them back after the game restarted.

    I have no doubt they had blown their top at the wankers back in London who had placed them in that position and had to calm down before they returned to commentating duties.”….

    I genuinely can’t understand this. I’ve had people drop down next to me and it hasn’t even put me off my pint.

    I don’t say this to be provocative, I honestly can’t understand why people would get themselves into a tizzy particularly over someone they barely.if at all, knew. Suppose everyone is different in how they react to events but there seems to be a headlong rush from people to “out-care” each other these days.

    • That’s the way I deal with it, Dick. I don’t know these cunts from Adam, and, apart from the odd one or two I’ve gone to, just move onto the next, which could, and has, been another cardiac arrest and death. Kids, however, are different, and I’m still haunted by the face of the first kid that we couldn’t save, and, every one after that.

      It’s the outpourings from total strangers about a total stranger that boil my piss.

      • You’re quit correct about it starting with Diana,DCI…and social media has accelerated it….some celebrity has hardly hit the ground afore Twitter is awash with overemotional gobshites competing to outgrieve each other over someone who they had never met and would probably have justifiably told them to “Fuck Off” if they had.

    • Lord Fidler: mawkishness is the new national past-time.
      To be fair, Erikson always came across as a decent lad.

      I bet his transfer value has fucking plummeted😉

      • I’m sure he was a decent lad,General and even if he was a right Cunt,I wouldn’t wish that on him. It’s the “caring about total strangers” thing that I don’t understand.

        PS…Hounds caught a deer this morning… young buck luckily.

        We’ll dine well in a few days time.

      • Fray Bentos “Game Pie”👍

        Rabbit population has exploded around here-shot 5 in under 2 minutes on Thursday, in the orchard.
        Pesky Leverets👎

      • Hardly a rabbit to be seen up here this year but plenty of hares
        I like rabbit stew.

    • Dick, you strike me as somebody with the same philosophy as Dirty Harry Callahan.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc

      He can deal with all the gory shit that goes with being a police officer on San Francisco’s homicide squad, but what really gets him is that “Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.”

      • I’m neither pleased (unless it was James Corden,of course) nor upset when some celebrity or even non-celebrity dies…if they haven’t done anything for me or I’m unlikely to benefit from their death,why should I give a shit ?

        Afternoon HBC.

        Callaghan is right…I’d only put mustard on a hot dog.

    • Had somebody collapse directly behind me while I was on the till in the supermarket fresh out of school, his face had turned as red as a beetroot. Did the supervisors shut down my till while the apparently dying/dead man lay there receiving ‘treatment’ from the staff ‘first aider’ as we waited for the paramedics to arrive? Did they fuck! I don’t recall any of my colleagues running off to call their mum to tell her they loved them either.

      The BBC are unquestionably cunts for not cutting back to the studio yesterday and Lineker (or/and his bosses) are cunts for not apologising for the BBC’s failure to do this.

  17. Didn’t see it but the BBC are shite and Linekunt is an oily greaseball. That goes without saying.
    I don’t know who this bird was (presume it was Alex Scott the little ‘ho) but Wimminz , who have never reached the standard you see over Wanstead Flats on a Sunday morning, should not be commenting on International football. Box ticking cunts.

  18. How many cunts who complained about a fucking footballer laying on the pitch, which deaths on youtube. I remember watching Roger Williamson burn alive in his overturned F1 car. That is ok but a nanny penny puffy footballer….
    Yes I am very pleased he is on the road to recovering.

  19. BBC Big black cock. That’s what they suck for a living now…

  20. I’m very surprised that the referee Anthony Taylor didn’t go to VAR. Normally you get a straight yellow card when you go down like that with nobody around you.

  21. People are funny, aren’t they?
    The ‘Beeb’ shows a footballer collapsing or Prince Philip’s funeral and it’s complaints a go-go.

    But some stinking BLM acolyte and that Frankie Boyle cunt openly say ‘Kill Whitey’ and no cunt bats an eyelid.

    I think with Erickson it’s (mostly) just the easily offended being offended, just for the sake of being offended. I remember BBC coverage of Bradford in 85, Heysel and Hillsborough. Sure, it was harrowing stuff, but there weren’t scores of complaints about it.

    And the professional griefjackers are well upset about the lad recovering. They were all geared up for Fabrice Muamba Mark II (remember that fiasco?). They haven’t had a celebrity to get their teeth into since Saint Caroline Flack of Arc.

  22. Some footballist who I’d never heard of before. But as normal the education on ISAC is second to none.
    As for the outpouring about it. Hey ho, Sad for his family but probably done to distract the gormless who stare at the idiot lantern from discussing the continued, extended lockdown the fat sac of shit known as Doris is waffling about.

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