(So many smug cunts: so little time. If ever I was hoping for a trapdoor to open into a piranha infested tank, this would be the moment! – DA)
I was looking for a report on Hull City’s top goal scorer Chris Chilton. Needless to say didn’t find one on aunty ali beeb. Obviously not woke enough for the modern puff adders rug munchers complainers and knee bending cunts that frequent this media source.
What I did find was the picture and it got me wondering if so a large gathering of highly paid useless woke excuse making cunts as ever been taken before. Fuck me I had to go to the bog on seeing it to chuck up, before writing this.
I would obviously like to cunt Bias bastards football commentating cunts but would be intrigued if a more highly paid useless bunch of cunts as been caught in the same picture.
Nominated by: Everyonesacunt
It really is a pleasure not to pay my TV licence!
Fuck off!
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I was at a mate’s house on Friday and watched no more than 3 minutes of the BBC. In that short time they mentioned race twice. Thank fuck I binned the utter festering cunts last year.
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Footballist pundits?
Alan Green on radio 5 live.
The only one I do not want to leave in a bloodied heap.
Said Alan Green sacked for not being quite black or vaginal enough.
Methinks this is a Gatling gun situation – there is no situation, ever, that cannot be immeasurably improved by the introduction of a Gatling gun.
Gutted that the Gorton Chequebooks lost to Chelsea..
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I remember Alan Green nearly exploding when Eric Cantona decked that little Palace turd, Matthew Simmons in 95. He sounded like a Dalek having an orgasm as he called for Eric’s head. Green acted like Jack The Ripper had been found and captured at Selhurst Park, instead of a footballer kicking a big gobbed little gobshite. Jonathan Pearce is another one who sounds like he is going to blow a gasket every time he does commentary.
Big Ron was brilliant as a pundit. ‘Tell you what. That Totti looks a bit of a twat.’
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Eric Cantona reckons the only regret he has from that night is that he didn’t kick Simmons harder.
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Still the funniest moment in sport.
Bit of a woke retard nowadays is Cantona, sadly. He wanted everyone to take their money out of the banks a few years ago.
I bet he’d fucking change his mind soon if every cunt did that and reduced his fortune to sweet fanny adams!
Good player (slightly overrated for me) but talks out of his arse, but I like him due to giving that bellend in the crowd the shock of his life.
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And he can’t fucking act either.
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Cantona though a very talented footballer was more than a tad overated for me as well CB.
The impact he had on English football with Leeds and especially Man U just can’t be overstated either.
Possibly the greatest single impact of any player ever.
A footballing paradox.
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Apologies Norman.
You’d already mentioned this further down.
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11 cunts talking bollocks during the Euros, but getting paid handsomely for it.
11 cunts on say £500k per year on average. That’s £5.5m of your licence fee on 11 diversity-approved cunts and cuntessess.
And I don’t see any transformers in that lineup – surely the Alphabet Gang will be hugely offended.
And Gary Lineker – what an absolute cunt of cunts. Last week he was on BT sport, and now he’s back with the BBC. At least two pay packets, along with another one from Wankers’ Crisps.
This is the future, and my god are we in trouble!
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And the jug-eared cunt ony does Saturday nights and the occasional mid-week show. The money that cunt ‘earns’, he should present everything football rated. Match Of The Day used to be a musn’t miss show, now, with the proliferation of wimmin presenters, pundits and commentators, I find myself switching off, and, I don’t record it anymore whilst I’m at work.
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Don’t forget the god bothered Dan Wanker he’s. Quite a selective cunt as well and is a total cunt
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Totally agree with the sentiment regarding Match of the Day DCI.
Up until the last few years, that programme was at the top of my list.
Since the age of around 9 or 10 years old, I always tried to watch on a Saturday night and would be gutted whenever I missed it for whatever reasons.
Nowadays I genuinely couldn’t give a fuck if I never seen another episode.
A fucking very sad state of affairs and one that begs the question – why the fuck has this been allowed to happen?
I’m certain I’m not the only football fan who thinks along the same lines.
Our game has basically been fucking hijacked.
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Added to that these are the sort of folk who will quite easily go on a rant about racism and equality and human rights but they’ll all be there in the beautifully liberal Qatar on a massive fucking freebie. So not only Cunts but also hypocrites. Wonder if the players will be kneeling down in honour of all the poor bastards who died building the stadia. Answers on a postcard please.
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This has been my bug-bear for quite awhile.
I can’t give exact numbers but there have been quite a lot of fatalities and serious injuries of migrant workers working on the various stadia in Qatar – a country in itself that doesn’t fully recognise human rights or modern slavery!
Most of these migrant workers are paid peanuts and treated like shit by their rich, mostly black overlords. And yet the Woke mob are strangely silent about it all.
Clearly “Black Lives Matter” only really matter in England and the USA. In places like the Middle East, not so much!
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Quatar getting the world cup is pure FIFA corruption. No stadiums, slaves building them, way too hot in the summer to actually play games. Total joke.
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Qatar being awarded a Fifa World Cup was the straw that probably broke Sepp Blatter’s back.
The corrupted pack of cunts.
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I was in Qatar 2019. And out of interest I went to look at the stadia. Very impressive.
However. The shithole is 40c and NO Bars. The dump is soulless.The cunts that live there haven’t a fucking clue what football is.
If you want a beer, you need to go to an international hotel and order food also.
Is that what the paying public want?
FIFA will get what they deserve with this upcoming shitfest.
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Now that’s what I call a wall of cunt
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In general (not just the BBC) the average footie pundit would struggle to outwit a pigeon. Some silly cunt the other day was busy telling viewers that a player had transitioned the ball forward. He meant kicked it forward. Their clothes are ridiculous. The only three who talk any sense at all are Sourness and Keane and Neville. The spitting cunt Carragher is a disgrace and McManamanamanaman is a tube.
The lead up to the Champnio’s League borefest included endless shit about how good Man City are. Ha, ha, ha. Pundits always pick the wrong side. Chelsea will win the FA Cup, Man Ure will win Europa League, England will win the Euros. Fucking wankers.
The anchors are even worse – except for Caroline Baker who I find strangely compelling.
Inexplicably, Mrs Twenty like Jake. Good afternoon.
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Where’s Chris Kamara when you need him? The only one I ever liked and who should be given his own show – and I don’t even like football.
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Unbelievable, Jeff!
I like Kamo – Knows the game, good pundit and doesn’t take himself too seriously.
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“Barnsley have started off the way they mean to begin.” …
“Well done to the lady lineswoman.” …
“For Burnley to win they are going to have to score.” …
😅
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Total cunt I’m afraid. Often appears on game shows with that wanker shepherd from sit up Britain and has also been seen on that pile of wank the Steph show.
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Just imagine. One carefully used flame thrower could get them all… 👍
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I’ve never seen so many blîck commentators together in one place.
Could they be a tad over represented at 6 out of the 11?
Signing off for now . . . . . Ray Cyst.
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Approx 50% BAME if you count them. BBC balancing the books again!
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Fucks sake, looking at the faces, it’s like looking at a chess board…fuck off
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It was refreshing to hear the crowd booing the knee taking before the Champions League final and BT Sport not attempting to remove it.
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Unlike Sky and the BBC, who seem to have employed the guy from Escape to Victory (the nazi who manipulated the radio audio to play fake applause instead of real booing).
Actually, I’m being silly. Obviously they wouldn’t employ him.
He’s a white man!
They’ll need to be ready with that fake applause and mute button though at the Euros. The opposition fans won’t be having any of it (or some of the England fans, hopefully).
I’m hoping this all leads to the England team storming off in a hissy fit. I would fucking piss myself laughing.
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You have echoed my sentiments exactly, with this excellent post👍
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Only the BBC, in their insular bubble of shit, think that any of those cunts are actually worth listening to. And why so many of them? Most of them can’t string two coherent sentences together and are as knowledgable about football as The Flabbott is about footwear. The average bloke in the pub talks more sense than this bunch of up themselves cunts.
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Fire up the oven for these bunch of free loaders please Unkle Terry.
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Pundits? The BBC should be done for calling white people an exotic word! Ha! 😀
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Cultural approbation?
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I meant to write ‘cultural appropriation.’
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Well what a fucking collection. As ever the blex and Wimminz are vastly over-represented…. leaving Linecunt (ffs!!) and Shearer.
The Yorath / Logan woman can at least claim decent family football heritage so she will either support Wales (Father) or Scotland (Husband) depending on how it’s going. I’ve absolutely NO IDEA who the other women are.
What’s the point of them? All of them. If I bother at all I will tape the games that matter and watch them back later with the sound off and then fast forward through the utter bollockery these lot provide.
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The thing with Gabbing Logan is she talks blabbering babbling crap like many wimmin. When she was doing interviews with players during the 2018 World Cup, she kept trailing off and talking ditzy bollocks. She kept mentioning this stupid woke film that was irrelevant to football, yet she insisted on asking players if they’d seen it. She’s a daft bitch.
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And a nose that can smell around corners before she gets there..
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The thing with BBC pundits is almost all of them have won fuck all. Ian Wright, Phil Neville and Rio Ferdinand did, of course. But all three are cunts. The rest of their mob? Dion Dublin, Trevor Sinclair, Alan Shearer, that Jenas bellend. And as for their wimmin pundits? They couldn’t win a cooking competition, never mind a major trophy. Basically. Beeb policy is if you are black or have a cunt, then you are in. And as for Lineker? One cup medal with Tottingham and that’s it.
Sky may not be perfect, but at least their pundits are winners like Gary Nev, Souness, Keane, and even Mourinho (cunt though he is).
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Bit harsh on Shearer there, Norman.
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I suppose. He was a top striker and arguably the best of his era at his prime. Better than that miserable cunt, Andy Cole. I’d say Shearer, Ruud Van Nistelrooy, Denis Bergkamp and Eric Cantona were the cream of the Premiership’s early years.
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Add Sheringham to that list Norm.
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That picture is the most cunts, arseholes, pricks and jizz breaths seen since Anal Bukkake Housewives Volume 14.
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Careful, I was in that one.
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Not in the middle, I hope.
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Hahaha! Brilliant CC 👏
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So was I😳
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Fuck me what a picture! What a bunch of piss boiling fucktards. I see the great lesser spotted Alex Scott is prominent. She was in the papers the other day bragging about her new 1.5 million quid house in one of the less immo infested parts of Londonstabistan. Very nice. So where’s my £1.5 million drum? I’ve played at a far higher level than the Sunday Pub League that Alex graced and i’ve seen a thousand times more games than she has. So why can’t I get a job talking bollocks at the BBC? Oh yeah…… i’m not BAME and i’m not a Wimminz. And, of course, 90 % of the audience don’t want to fuck me.
I’m sick and tired of seeing and hearing this bitch everywhere. The only good thing is that she is bound to replace the disgusting Linekunt. He’s getting very old and very white, the cunt’s days are numbered.
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I thought you were going to say Alex Scott is in the papers with her tits out. Ah well, it was a nice – if fleeting – moment (or hope).
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I read somewhere, years ago, that men think about sex every six seconds. I thought at the time that seemed a bit odd and how is it measured.
Well when Alex Scott is on the TV, I probably think about her arse, tits, fanny, shagging her so I would guess I don’t actually listen to what she says being distracted by lust, be fucking ace if she presented Match of the Day in Bra and Pants maybe a little bit of leg crossing and rename it Snatch of the Day…
I have got the horn now.
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Linekunt presented MOTD in his boxers when Leicester won the premiership.
Still got the horn SOI ?
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Still got Alex Scott in white bra and knickers running around my head 😂
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What’s more concerning is that 90% want to give the cunt one, that’s very disturbing!
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Wonder if there is going to be any cunt lives matter kneeling at the Euros?
There was me thinking sport should never be politicised.
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The extent of kneeling and booing will be very interesting to see. The highlight perhaps ?
The games in Baku will be particularly interesting to see. We can safely rely on ABBC to censor it out though.
In an ideal world we need a League Table dedicated time this ranking every game. I’m not holding my breath.
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The England team will never stop doing it. Ever.
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They will after they have been beaten, and knocked out of this upcoming shitfest.
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Hope Linekar gets arrested at the border before he has paid his taxes in full the dirty little ringpiece.
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I counted 4 effnicks and 4 wimmin out of 11 people there. Talk about painting the white man out of his own country. And wtf do the bitches know about football? Oh yeah that’s right, fuk all. BBC you are absolute 24 carat cunts.
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I make it 6 possibly 7 BAMES ( not sure about the lezza on the extreme left) The well balanced and representative BBC as usual.
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Wimmin spouting bollocks on the men’s game, especially rugby, sets my blood pressure to dangerous levels. The argument is that they’ve played at the top of their level is utter bullshit. A private pilot maybe at the top of their level but I wouldn’t expect them to pop up to the fucking flightdeck on a commercial flight and analyse the fucking captain’s landing technique…
Modern life? I want to get off the bus.
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It’s like now, whenever there’s a magazine article on The Beatles, the cunts ask Yoko Fucking Ono for an ‘expert view’ and hang on her every word. She is treated like she was a member of the band and had an actual positive influence on their work. When everyone knows at least two members of the group hated her at the time and loathed her being there. When the old sea hag carks it, she will be eulogised by the woke MSM as the Fifth Beatle, and probably get more acclaim and kudos than Lennon and Harrison did when they died.
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I can really identify with the example you give DCI. I used to fly piston-engined Cessnas and you really would not want me in the front left-hand seat of the A380 on which you were a passenger.
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DCI@ – “Lesby passes to weepy, no, out of play it goes. And now butch with a great run down the grass. Unfortunately the grass in the local park as she bustles to the front of the queue for the ice cream van. And at half time the England wimminz shirtball team are putting in a terrific performance – only being 8-0 down to the local under tens blind school is some achievement”..
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And still they’d be harping on about that as if it’s some sort of achievement equivalent to the men’s game, Vern.
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I’m surprised the wokie BBC haven’t recruited Sol Campbell. He’s got mental elf problems you know? And then there’s Gazza…….oh no, he’s just a pisshead ain’t he?
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The recent film The United Way is worth seeing. Worth it for the Big Ron and Eric Cantona footage alone. Cantona’s (recent) comments on the Selhurst incident are both brilliant and hilarious. He basically says he should have twatted the little cunt even harder. And Big Ron reminds us how things were when he was in charge. Before American weirdo carpetbaggers, foreign tosspot fans, and Marcus Fucking Rashcunt.
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When Strachan mentioned Big Ron before a match whipping out his briefcase thinking it was full of tactics and a rundown of the opposition – only for it to be aftershaves other smellys and hair products had me pissing myself.
Always liked Ron Atkinson – good manager and good pundit.
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Big Ron was ace.
“I don’t know why there’s so many Chinese in the world. I mean, the women are so ugly you’d think it would put anyone off having sex with ’em.”
I loved how he always got the foreign names wrong.
‘Zubizeretti’ (instead of Zubizerretta) and my personal favourite ‘Zabadov’ instead of ‘Zavarov’. Oh and ‘Scillachio’ instead of ‘Schillachi’.
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Jew-ventus was another Big Ron classic.
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I remember Strachan being asked about the sending off of one of his players for kicking someone and he said something along the lines of:
“Usually I try to defend a player, but, I cannae defend that, it was like a golf swing”!
Priceless!
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Speaking as a black trans lesbian one-legged dwarf, I’m very disappointed at the lack of black trans lesbian one-legged dwarf representation on the pundit panel. Come on BBC, it’s 2021 for fuck’s sake!
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I heard that Tanni Gray Wosname blacked up to try and get on the panel. She nearly fooled them but they got suspicious when she turned down the complimentary KFC.
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And one of the wheels fell of the cunts chair
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Lol
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Your are the biggus cuntus, goodbye
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Que?
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And look who is at the forefront, the migrants Saviour, what the fuck was he doing on B.T Sport at the Chumpions losers Final the other night, I don’t know why I’m getting so irate as I am rapidly losing interest in The huge cheating shitfest that is modern football and will soon be turning my attention to other pastimes.! I hope that some migrant rapes Line’cunts arsehole and gives him ring piece trauma.! The man is a walking mass of Decay.!
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Only five out of the eleven are black, and I really think it’s time we had equality at the BBC. For my part I’d choose to shag the fourth one from the right, thereby proving my woke credentials.
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I like my footie but can’t watch it with any of these gobshites either commentating or the half time bollox, so I put on my IPTV and watch it in various languages.
That Alex Scott bitch can’t shut the fuck up.
From the Manchester evening news 1905.
A woman giving evidence against her husband yesterday in Salford was admonished by the stipendiary.
Mr Makinson said, This is the way with you women, you chatter chatter chatter until you irritate.
You get the man mad, get struck and then you come here. Try to keep your mouth shut.
Sound advice.
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The obscenity of this –
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/may/07/gary-linekers-political-tweets-could-help-him-avoid-49m-tax-bill
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So he takes the moral highground over the taking in of refugees. But doesn’t take the same elevated stance when it comes to paying tax. He gets out of it in a underhand way. I mean it is deplorable that he can get away with it even if it is legal.
He has called the HMRC’s case a ‘shambles’. He really does laugh it all off.
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Genuine question: you would personally give money to the Government, even if you were not legally required to?
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The answer is of course, only a cunt pays more tax than they have to. Tax avoidance is not tax evasion.
However if it was I in the tax avoidance scheme (maybe I am) and in the public eye like Lineker, I would wind my fucking neck in with all the moral judgements, handwringing and virtue signalling and keep my smug grinning fucking mouth shut!
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Well admin, Into moderation again? What for this time?
Just so you know, we the Admin Team, do NOT moderate anything in a nomination’s comments. Not initially at least. Comments pass through a filter and get moderated automatically. We have to review all moderated comments and either approve them because they’re basically OK or bin them because they’re not. Quit fucking whining. – NA
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Quit whining?
I do know that, I simply asked why it was moderated, I.E what triggered it. If you don’t know why just say so.
I shall be reporting your insolent behaviour to Sir Limply, so be prepared for a well deserved thrashing!
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Bizarrely, jüdgemént is a trigger word.
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Many thanks, RTC. I will add that to my list of no no words….which is why I asked the question in the first place.
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Here are a few more if you’re not already aware of them:
Dwârf, wôg, Pâki, yîd, côon, pérvert, gôllywôg, Héinz, paèdôphile, dârkiè, Shîtcake, excéedîngly, nîg-nôg, nîggér, négro, râghead, fâggot, quèér, nônce, pônce, shîrtlîfter, grîstle, Müzzie, and variations thereof.
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We used to have a Sh*tcake Baker cunter did we not?
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Some of them are quite self-explanatory, along with ‘pea dough’ but some of them are ridiculous. Noted, and thanks once again.
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We did indeed, LL. Shîtcake is sorely missed.
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Is there anyone more loathsome than Gary Linecunt? A hypocritical, sanctimonious, immicunt loving cunt. I really despise him.
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I spent an entire career in the business of ‘tax reduction’. Now retired.
I can tell you that HMRC would never make any of these details public. It is a confidential matter.
This is public knowledge because GL wishes it to be so. Why? Always another agenda with that creepy cunt.
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