Gary Lineker [15]

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Gary Lineker is still a massive cunt.

This is the latest from the jug eared human oil slick: ‘I believe in making refugees welcome. People arriving in the UK should be treated with dignity and respect.
Add your voice to the call for a more welcoming UK.’

He still thinks that hordes of unlimited scum should be allowed in the UK, to freeload and threaten the country’s security. While he sits in his mansion and enjoys private healthcare.

What a Mount Rushmore sized cunt.

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1405140510784823300

(Link provided by the very excellent Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Norman

89 thoughts on “Gary Lineker [15]”

  1. Hahahaha just had my TV licence two year cancellation anniversary reminder letter today. Yep I’ll be cancelling it for another two years so go fuck yourself Lineker, I don’t help to pay your wages you woke Cunt 😀

    • Why would you need to cancel if more than once? You need one, you buy one, you don’t need one so you don’t buy one and it’s nobody’s business but your own. You only have to SORN a car once (however long it’s going to be off the road). As for the B Barstard C you don’t even need to tell them you are stopping – just don’t pay the cunts!

      • I cancelled my licence and courteously informed the licencing stasi why – my house was being rebuilt and I had neither set or receiver. Thing is they seem to accept that for a couple of months and then proceed to hound and threat the fuck out of you.

        They can go and lick Satan’s cockcheese.

      • If you cancel a valid licence or tell TV licensing you don’t need a license the process is you then declarea “No licence needed claim” and it lasts two years. I received my reminder today one year and 11 months since I informed them the first time and I shall be renewing my no licence needed claim for another two years.

        As for not needing to tell the BBC you are stopping, you do if you don’t want all manner of unnecessary hassle. Since I took out my no licence needed claim two years ago I have heard absolutely nothing from them at all so i’ll happily stick to the way I am doing it 😉

        The bottom line is I pay them fuck all and for that the only hardship is telling them every two years I don’t need a license.

    • The only hassle you get is a load of threatening letters (which make great fire lighters ^). If they should ever turn up at your door simply tell them to get lost. Wastes their money and you don’t give them any data they aren’t entitled to😊

      • Oh fear not, if they ever do turn up at my door they will be getting a polite fuck of pill and told the right of implied access is now revoked to them and anybody from their company, all this while been filmed in HD cctv with audio!

        This isn’t my first day on the job, mikdys 😉

  2. He should be forced to use the NHS for his old age and then see if he’s happy waiting for a year for life saving surgery. All because the local hospitals are all too busy dealing with…erm…too many patients let’s just say.

    It’s always the same with these cunts. It’s fine for him of course. If his farts smell worse than usual one day, he’ll have an ambulance at his door in 5 minutes to take him to a luxury hospital with no queues and everyone kissing his arse. Most staff at private hospitals are honkies too I find, the ghastly racist.

    Doesn’t affect him so it’s easy for him to virtue signal his shite filled pants off.

    • And although I do very much appreciate the work the NHS does (on the whole), I’m not sure why the footy show Shitty Pants hosts at the moment has ‘NHS’ emblazoned front and centre of the opening credits?

      It’s a government department and I find such worship, frankly, rather creepy. And none of the millionaire cunts fronting the show, nor the millionaires playing in the competition, will be using government healthcare anyway lol.

      Why not have ‘Department of Transport’ on the opening titles for the snooker too?

      Makes about as much sense.

    • An ambulance? Yeah, a fucking NHS one, hopefully with me on it. I’ll mark his fucking card, alright.

  3. Lineker was very disconcerted when I contacted him some time ago and asked if he would support my application for a 200 bed migrant hostel opposite his mansion – cwybaby blocked me on twatter 😢
    Poor wickle Gary – so glad I don’t pay the cunts wages.

    • That is great….what an utter twot. He doesn’t even have the balls to reply to you. The Twatter luvvies are no more evolved than slugs. Their only retort is the ‘block’ button when they lose the debate.

      • Yes, they say they ‘want to talk’ but they actually mean is, ‘Sit there, shut up, listen and agree with me or else I’ll block you and report you to Twitter/Facebook or whatever. Actually try and argue your points rationally though, and I’ll report you to the authorities.’

  4. As Brucie used to say on Sunday Night at the Palladium;
    ‘Rearrange the following into a well-known phrase or saying…’

    A IS LINEKER CUNT

  5. And where does Lineker live I wonder?

    Moss Side?
    Handsworth?
    Tower Hamlets?
    Bradford Central?

    Answers on a postcard…. nope, we don’t bother with postcards any more…. just send a text to G. Lineker, care of the BBC, BT Sports, Wanker’s Crisps, and any other company he sponges off, while telling us mere plebs to be respectful!

    • Apparently a forefather of his lived in Italy at one time. Recently discovered graffiti on a wall in Pompii reads;

      ‘Linekernus naturale euis debent est’

      My attempt at a bit of intellectual humour (I’ll get me coat…)

  6. Tax dodging twat. Only good at shitting himself on football pitches.

  7. Why does he care? Hes a multi millionaire moocher, living off the people who stupidly pay his wages. It wont affect him. It wont affect his kids. It has nothing to do with his life. The cunt should move to Chipping (chippinton) Norton. The home of the cunts where the levellers were shot in graveyard just down the road in Burford. Wheres your “lived experience” fucko. Twat.

  8. My current second biggest cunt in the known universe only to fag got boy Jones. Fucking hateful cunt.

  9. I wish this cunt would explain why he wants these migrants in the country.
    I can’t think of any benefit. (Other than the benefit the rest of us will have to pay these bastards in perpetuity).

      • Looks like the cunt has got into bed with a builder. I suspect it is all for some tax offsetting. Lineker puts up the money and the Bubble n Squeak builder turns some profit for the beardy woke wanker to get his claws into.

        I wish Lineker would spontaneously combust.

  10. He is a deluded cunt, what the fuck does he actually know about these cunts crossing the channel.
    How many are ISIS sleepers, 1, 10, 100, I hope there are none but realistically there will be some and sadly something bad will happen.

  11. Gazza lives in a 5 bed house in Barnes, houses start in the millions there, but he has a mansion in Surrey too.

    He supposedly took in a refugee last October, not in the Barnes house but in his Surrey house. The refugee called Rasheed, wrote him a thank you note when left,in almost perfect English and perfect joined up handwriting. Strange that most who arrive cannot speak a word of English, and need translators.

    Why did the refugee only stay a few days or maybe a few weeks at the maximum. Lying-ker seems a bit vague on the dates.

    Why did Gazza not invite a whole dinghy full? He’s not short on space.

    Why would a narcissistic, attention seeking, publicity whore like him not have photos, videos and daily updates of the guys stay plastered all over his Twatter feed?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8892415/Gary-Lineker-reveals-refugee-stayed-Surrey-mansion-gone.html

  12. Linekunt is giving up one of his jobs to follow Leicester round Europe. I wouldn’t bother you cunt, they’ll do fuck all, but if it gets his smug face off the tv it can’t be bad. Why follow Leicester around Europe when most of Europe is already in the city.While he’s abroad I hope some dirty dinghy passenger goes to his house and gives his Mrs a dose and a length, and fucks off with some valuables. It’s what he deserves.

  13. Lineker always thought he was one of the more intelligent footballers ( that’s really not saying much) because he’s got four “ O “levels apparently and that staggering feat of scholarship allied to his lofty position at the BBC gives him the right to spout endless drivel.

    Pseudo intellectual wanker who would run a mile from any debate……

    Virtue signaling prick

    • Afternoon Quizzers.

      His lefty professor specs and student goatee seem like a calling to be lecturing on sociology at De Montford University.

      • Apparently his brother, Wayne has just got steaming drunk at one of his Ibiza night clubs to celebrate Ibiza being placed on the “green list.”
        I’d like to see an enquiry into the business dealings of these brothers as allegedly there could be something nefarious about their connections.

  14. Only reason he never got booked was because football at the time was way more violent until the premier league softies came in. Just look at some of his Italia 90 stuff, instant booking these days.

    • The only reason he never got booked is because he was and still is a fuckin’ wimp.

      • I would have loved to see him clobbered by Vinnie Jones or Julien Dicks.

      • Tommy Smith would have buried him 3 feet under!
        ‘Bite your legs’ Norman Hunter would have meant that with stumps for legs, Gary would have stood at 5’3” in height!
        😁

    • Garys just confused.
      Thinks hes the voice of a generation rather than just some ex footballer with ears like a taxi with the doors open.
      Look crisp fondler,
      If I wanted the opinion of someone on immigration id ask someone remotely qualified.
      Not a bbc shill.

      *Hey idea for new crisp flavour!
      Grenfell smoky bacon?
      Help the homeless fleaz n onion?
      Thunberg salt an vinegar stroke?
      MNC marketing ®

  16. Utterly sick of the sight and sound of this dullard. Sickening and constantly desperate for attention from people.

    Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

  17. This turd thinks he’s the next Stephen Hawking when in fact he has the intellectual capacity of a very shallow soap dish. “You can’t argue with a fucking idiot” my Dad used to say. So very true in Linecunts case.

  18. They should locate these third world types in the “ambassador of love areas” of Blighty, might get the cunts to change their tune!!!!

  20. I’d love to see the cunt air dropped into some shithole like Uganda or Ghana with a bill board attached to him the way Bruce Willis was dumped in Harlem in that Diehard film. The hommies would struggle getting a Goodyear over his head past them fucking lugs though. Jug eared cunt.

  21. Theres a distinct lack of gas chambers in the UK,
    When I open mine the entrance will be a big mural of Gary and the guilty will shuffle unhappily into Garys gaping maw.

  22. I cannot stand this man.
    Sneering woke tosser.
    Preaching to the masses from his comfortable surroundings.
    Completely unaffected by the problems caused by mass immigration yet spouts his right on fucking bullshit propaganda from his safest of multi millionaire safe spaces.
    Trying to make himself out to be a beacon of virtue and tolerance when we all know he’s just an ex goal hanging cunt with a platform.

    An old school mate of mine worked at the beeb for a brief stint many years ago in the days before Twatter and whatever else and he told me at the time that Lineker was a fucking well known smarmy sex pest around female members of staff and they couldn’t stand the cunt.

    That was long before the wanker started his one man woke crusade in which he has unwittingly probably cost the beeb a fortune in cancelled license fees.

    Cunt.

    • I can well believe that. The cunt is so far up his own arse he undoubtedly thinks he is irresistible to women. Made a fortune selling junk food to the children of the poor so not such a caring, sharing wokie when it comes to his own pocket.
      Tax dodging piece of hypocritical shit.

      • Lineker has been in court for harassing a woman. It was years ago (up in Newcastle, allegedly) and the media didn’t report it as he is considered an “England hero.”
        Psh.
        Dirty, gropey, bug-eyed, hypocritical cunt, more like.

  23. I think I may have mentioned before that I’d very much like this cunt to be arse breached by a demented AIDS ridden Ugandan.
    Mustard gas the filthy hordes.
    Commemorate with a new bank holiday.

  24. I’d like to dump the bastard in the middle of Streatham High Rd at 2.30 am. Let the Somalis have the cunt. I can hear his screams of terror now.

  25. The only issue I have with this nomination, is the phrase ‘still a massive cunt’
    I think we can all assume that he will always be a cunt until he convinces us otherwise.

  27. One of his friends who needs to be treated with respect has done a bit community stabbing in Germany (please note the cunt hasn’t been formally identified but from the footage he isn’t a typical German)

    The police shot him in the leg according to reports, no doubt he will claim damages for unnecessary force.

  28. Norman, we love you. In my mind, Linekunt’s biggest crime is playing for Spurs. Fackin’ massive cunt!

    • I think the only goal that the cunt scored from outside the area in his career was for Spurs against Man U at Old Trafford.
      I think.

    • Cheers, Dark key cunt. Lineker played anywhere he got a fat pay cheque, Dark key.

      Left his ‘beloved’ Leicester for then league champions, Everton. Stayed at Goodison for one season, before fucking off to Barcelona and a big pay rise. Then he joined Spurs because Sugar and Scholar offered him the most money. Finally he signed for a Japanese club for a huge sum.

      Lineker was never what could be called a one club man. He is ruled by his wallet, always has been. He is – as you say – a massive cunt.

  29. If the insufferable cunt went down to Dover and cleaned out the shit and vomit from the dingy’s with his bare hands then eat a McDonalds live on TV without washing them, then I might Say respect where it’s due.

  30. Everything about the smug cunt disgusts me.
    How deluded can he be?! Thinks that he is (a) clever, and (b) even worse,good looking.
    Fucking shit-encrusted tapeworm.

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