Fellow cunters, for your cuntsideration:
English Heritage’s hatchet job on Enid Blyton.
An “Oh Timmy, you’re so licky” cunting please, for those woke fascists at English Heritage.
It seems that poor old Enid’s adventures of a submissive blond, a closet homosexual, a control freak and a Cornish pre-op transsexual and her hairy sidekick, has triggered the wokerati!
Or maybe it was their council estate compatriots?
Or perhaps it’s the adventures of a garden gnome rent boy who is such a cunt that he has to wear a bell on his hat, to warn others of his imminent arrival? (Actually, those hats should be compulsory for some cunts😉).
Or was it that little dark chap?
What would Enid say?
Go.lly!!!
Looking for offensive language from 75 to 100 years in the past is ridiculous-her story’s were fantasy and escapism.
Surely these wankers know that life is so much more tolerable, with a good helping of Dick or Fanny😉👍
Nominated by: Cuntfinder General
I bought “Here comes Noddy again” on eBay simply because it contains the story about poor little Noddy getting mugged by thieving darkie cunts (she calls them 9oll1w09s).
https://www.enidblytonsociety.co.uk/book-details.php?id=334
Fanciful stuff, of course. For a start, the 9ollies manage to organise themselves for long enough to mug Noddy and steal his car and clothes.
And they don’t even stab each other over some imagined and overblown slight against some else’s ho.
I did see Noddy’s little yellow and red car on a drill rap video on Youtube though. The 9ollies had fitted 32″ rims and an air ride kit to it.
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Ha ha.
Where have you been Thomas?👍
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Very up and down thanks to tedious personal shit, but thanks for asking.
How’s yourself? Is life treating you well?
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Just keep going sir.
It’s a pleasure to see you posting once more.
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Seconded.
Nice to see you post Cuntengine!
Your a disgusting racist and sick minded deviant.
A kindred spirit!😀😀👍
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Sorry to hear that. You need to get on here and vent your spleen more-works for me👍
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Indeed.
Isac is the equivalent of watching BLM chippy cunts on the TV, and then screaming the ‘n’ word and other disgustingly racist words at full volume, while home alone in a detached house with the neighbors away. Punctuated by middle and two fingers gestures the whole way through the extraordinary rant.
Not that I’d know anything about such things, of course.
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Deny. Bin lot.
Best-selling children’s author, cancelled from history by woke mob. (4,6)
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This bunch of cunts shouldn’t be allowed to call themselves “English Heritage.” They should be called “W*g Heritage” or “Soyboy Heritage.”
How dare these anti English cunts call themselves that.
Bastards.
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You can see what English Heritage will be championing in the future from what is going on today. Flabbotts local chiggun shack in Hackney will have a blue plaque as will the street outside Finsbury Park mosque where Abu Hamza peached peace and love. St George Floyd is already being rebranded as an activist and has got a bronze statue of himself in Newark, NJ.
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A reliable source informs me that Enid liked playing tennis stark bollock naked.
If she played me I would have served a couple of winners straight down the middle I can tell you.
New balls please Uncle Quentin
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Not that riding one is a sport, but these new-fangled electric scooters have been given lots of bad press, especially when ridden by inner-city types.
But I was out for a run in the country the other day and two birds in their early 20’s approached each riding an electric scooter and both wearing little shorts and sports bra-type things.
The path was quite rutted and, from behind my sunglasses, I got a full 20 seconds of an approaching quartet of bouncing, bobbling, jiggling tits!
The brief memory is thankfully seared onto my retinas.
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That’s what we have missed Thomas-your balances, considered input😀👍
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Nice one, Thomas.
We have seen one of these scooter riding types on the main road in recent weeks. Right in the middle of the fucking road. My wife got it right when she said ‘He won’t look so smug when he gets a 135 double decker bus right up his jacksie during rush hour’.
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The thought of her bending down to pick up the ball is keeping me awake.
I haven’t had a wank of sleep.
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I’ve been waiting 2 years for the woke to cotton on to this, and now it’s happened to enids little Sambo. More book burning, fuck you EH, go broke you freak bastards.
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Anti English Heritage’s latest target is Bomber Harris. So they prefer a load of Nazi Krauts to their own countrymen. Harris was, apparently, a “war criminal.” There’s only one British war criminal I know of and that is Phoney Tony Blair.
You won’t see these traitorous bastards going after that cunt though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJB4hbGUjw4
Arthur at his understated best.
One of this country’s greats.
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I stood to attention watching that, Jack!
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Don’t forget his sidekick Campbell who has to get pissed every night to drown his conscience and get some shut eye while his mate BLiar looks back on his memories with a smile and the only thought he spares is how he could have killed more.
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Knox Cunningham is the key to Blair.
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That would be the back door key, I’m guessing. Then he left it on the latch.
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Bomber Harris is a hero on ISAC,
And rightfully so!
Also to our fathers and grandfather’s.
These sick fucks despise everything good, wholesome, and patriotic about our country.
They are the enemy within.
I hear one say anything about Bomber Harris they’ll get called on it, and by called I mean smacked in the fuckin teeth.
Theyre getting away with too much the cheeky cunts.
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I am praying for a drone, a very special drone if you know what I mean. Problems solved in on fell swoop.
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Wokie bastards are starting to fuck me off. Two choices oven or hanging. CUNTS
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