Domino’s Pizza (2)

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A nomination for Dominos Pizza. their latest advert has group of ‘people of colour’ yodelling to each other pizza orders with some random old lady looking bemused at the sound of these cunts, probably more used to loud rap init bruv.

Yet another advert filled with colour and token white with no contribution whatsoever, when is this shit going to end or will we only have historical all white adverts.
The woke virtue signalling at its finest!

Dominos are cunts but are just one of many shit adverts on TV.

https://youtu.be/ZkL07bNUjts

Yodelling for a Pizza

Nominated by: Sick of It

74 thoughts on “Domino’s Pizza (2)”

  1. Totally agree SOI

    The very first time I saw the ad, think I muttered the words to myself “For fuck sake”.

    The fucking brain dead wankers yodelling to each other will incite other brain dead’s to think it clever and witty to copy their actions. This will hopefully result in some damage to aforementioned brain dead’s.

    I remember the day where adverts were amusing, memorable and had some element of artistic merit.

    Whatever happened to them?

  2. They used to just shout to announce that the missionary was cooked.
    What will it take for them to cotton on that 90% of the people hate this?

  3. Yodeling?
    That’s culteral apropriation.
    Should have chimp chattering and whooping! 🐒🐵

  4. Dominos are advertising a product which is hazardous to health, to a bunch of cunts I would rather see dead. Add a bucket of chips and a gallon of sugary pop to every order, and carry on, Dominos. You have my blessing.

  5. When I first saw the ad I wanted to punch my TV.Utter toilet.Never used Domino’s and never will.Push all the “actors ” who appear in the sadvert off a cliff

  6. Do they yodel in Chicago south central, New York, London, South Africa when they are butchering each other? They nicked north of England pigeon tumbling (me neither) to warn the hood when the police were about .Yodel e ee oh. Stabby stab stab stab. Cunts

    • No SC, they usually hit your front door down with pangas and tell you that you have 5 hours to pack up and fuck off or you’re dead!, and I’m speaking from experience, I’ve been back to Rhodesia to see my daughter in Borrowdale but have never returned to the farm, painful memories now, just remember the happy times, anyway Domino’s is repulsive dar quay cunt food!!!

  7. It’s the deliberate demeaning of the white person that is giving these ads a nasty edge.

    • Why would advertisers “deliberately” set out to alienate 86% of consumers in this country? Are they not interested in the white pound?

  8. I find it impossible to contemplate the mentality of anyone remotely enthused by today’s commercials.

    • And it’s hard to believe Domino’s management must have previewed that yodelling ad and actually gave the go ahead, ignorant bastards!!!

  9. What an annoying fucking advert. I don’t like the idea of a Peaceful under a car with a spanner in his hand, makes me nervous. Would you take your car to a garage where they had Peaceful mechanics? No chance.
    Dominos is shit anyway. The cunts are welcome to it.

    • Peaceful mechanics survive doing bent MOT’s for other peacefuls and dodgy effnicks with 20 year old Mercedes E classes, and Passats and Avensis’ that have been round the clock 3 times.

      I wouldn’t trust them to set the tappet clearances on a Trabant!

  10. A truly nauseating advert.
    A bit like Domino’s pizza so they’ve succeeded with that.

    There are so many of these types of adverts now that it’s just getting silly.

    You get the impression these advertisers are getting some depraved pleasure out of pushing unrealistic and excessive diversity.

    • Fuck me, reminds me of going to the shops yesterday in Cardiff. Some dopey, dozy slime bint having to be honked at not once, not twice, but THREE times in barely a minute, as she had a problem getting above about 10 mph.
      As for ads, the yodelling is the absolute pits.
      I remember Connie Booth advertising Schweppe’s Tonic Water. Gave me a highly appropriate horn.

  13. This is hardly yodelling. Frank Ifield yodelled. These are an assorted bunch comprising grid, peaceful and token, emulating the sounds of simians.

    Dominos can go a post a vegi supreme into their backpassage.

  14. I am sure that there is some form of claim for cultural appropriation that can be made here.

  15. What I don’t understand is why the woke cunts aren’t calling for a boycott of Dominoes for showing dark keys in a bad light with all that mumbo jumbo hollering going on. Surprised they didn’t have the jungle drums on at the end. Fucking daft cunts.

  17. Hello Domino pizzas, how can I help?
    We love, take a fucking guess!

    Mick Miller I think

    That advert is sickening.
    There’s an island off Tenerife where they do that yodel talk shit that originated years ago because roads were scarce. Not for ordering pizza of course and used today for tourism. Remember that!

  18. The purpose of marketing any product is to sell more of it.

    I own a company and if I spend a thousand euros on advertising then unless I increase my sales by at least a thousand euros then I have wasted money.

    Let these companies get on with their social messenging.
    When they realise that their profits have remained the same at best, then they will change their strategy.

    The use of a disproportionate number of black people, and sometimes the exclusive use of black people in TV adverts will be temporary.

    The owners of these companies will always be checking their share of sales and their profits.

  19. Cultural appropriation at its worst. But so fucking what you whitey racist bastard. The mind or what’s left of it boggles. We need WOW war on woke and we need it now.

  22. I walked into a place in the high street the other day and said to the bloke behind the counter, “Your sign in the window says ‘four strippers for £3.99’, is that topless or completely naked.?”

    He said, “Mate, this is Domino’s, they’re chicken strippers.”

    I said, “Okay, now the price makes sense, how long is each dance.?”

    • I’m offended by this ad. My brother came out yellow. Put him back in with some bleach or some Vanish.

    • Actually seen that ad in China. The Chinese love it and think it’s hilarious. They don’t like dark keys and aren’t afraid to show it.

      • Fuck, that is appallingly racist. Have the wokies seen that? They might not be so keen on their commie friends after seeing that.

  24. The last time I ordered a pizza from Dominos was on the last day of Ramadamadingdong a few years ago. The pizza arrived cold about an hour after I ordered it. I gave it back to the delivery geezer and told him to take it back to the outlet.

    I phoned up the local outlet and ordered a second one with the same result.

    I phoned them again and they apologised giving me the pathetic excuse that all of their delivery boys had been given the night off to ‘celebrate’ Eid or whatever the fuck it is called. I told them it was bang out of order.

    I don’t like food deliveries in Tower Hamlets as it means peacefuls putting their grubby hands on your food. I bet the cunts hold it in their left hands when they hand it over.

    And the advert is fucking shit too.

  25. Dominos was started by an orphan who went on to be a billionaire and own vintage cars, a helicopter, ships, and the Chicago Cubs.

    I want to be a billionaire.
    Like my grandfather.
    ~
    He wanted to be a billionaire too.

    • ‘The Domino’s Pizza founder created a Catholic ‘paradise’ town with no birth control or pornography. Ave Maria University After Domino’s founder Tom Monaghan sold the pizza chain, he had a grander vision for his next project: a university and town built on Catholic beliefs.’

      I would book for two weeks Capt so you van soak up the spiritual atmosphere.

      • Two hours would be too long. I can’t imagine which tastes worse: Domino’s Pizza or “the body of Christ.”

        Incidentally, how many communions do you have to attend before you’ve eaten a whole Jesus?

    • I fucking hate this advert. I turn off the sound when it comes on, even if I have to run down the stairs to do it. Tv ads are supposed to be entertaining and encourage people to buy the product. Even if I ate pizza, I’d refuse to buy any made by these cunts.

      • That was an actual question for many centuries Capt. Because His human body is finite. The answer I read is something to do with the ‘substance’ but I didn’t really understand it. I just trust the Church.
        Good question though.

  26. This advert offended me.
    Im a yodelling connoisseur.
    Austrians in the Alps
    Johnny Weissmuller
    But more importantly Hank Williams.
    Theyve spoilt it now.
    Fuckin pizza primates.

  27. Pizza
    Fried chiggun
    Burgers

    Is it any wonder the knee-grows are so fucking unhealthy?

    Try fruit and vegetable’s for a change, you fucking stupid sub-human cunts😂

  28. Being a thick cunt, I assume these types of adverts are meant for the BAME community and not for me.

    So I refuse to buy anything from them, like I haven’t used Gillette products since they are obviously meant for the BAMEs and Pooves.

    If the indigenous Brits did the same for all these BAME targetted adverts, these cunts would soon go out of business when they realise they have the wrong target market.

    By the way the only time I have heard a floppy yodel is when you squeeze their balls

  29. I had to take a bottle of Bisoprolol when I saw that fucking advert…

    Token whites in a white majority country.

    • Which is why I refuse to watch MSM, where possible.
      Openly racist towards 50 million British people.
      Fucking disgraceful 👎

  30. As an aside, Domino’s Pizza is terrible. I ordered it once whilst working overtime. Hadn’t eaten since the day before, was very skinny at the time, so thought I’d indulge. Anyway, something masquerading as pizza turned up, about 2 hours after ordering; which looked and tasted like burned cardboard. Cunts.

    I don’t care if they resurrect Elvis to advertise it, the product is dreadful and their shops are dreadful too (scary bright colours, like a nursery for insane infants – they don’t want you to stay long.)

    Dominos really is bottom feeder fodder. The fact that people must be buying this shite by the truck load in order for Dominos to afford to advertise on TV is sad and bewildering. Same goes for KFC et al. Make your own Pizza with unadulterated, fresh ingredients! I guarantee it will be better than Dominos, even if you can’t boil an egg.

    And sorry to sound like a smug Hermione cunt, but I gave up watching TV because a) there is bugger all to watch and b) it is full of adverts every 15 or 20 minutes. If I want to be indoctrinated, I can easily find some footage of Chairman Mao on You Tube and watch that.

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