Bill Clinton

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Another turd that needs a feckin good poke with the bog brush, but still this cunt still won’t flush.

What is it with shitehouses / has beens/ arseholes like this?

You had a job to do, you didn’t do it well; you failed you cunt.

There is a long list of similar detritus, who decide to re-emerge in a different guise after a ‘distinguished’ career when they realise that in retrospect they achieved ‘100% of fuck all’ in their chosen path. And maybe ‘the public’ need just a little reminder of how important and clever they really are.

The list is endless. We all know who they are, no need to name them all. Oh fuck it, I will. Blair, Blair, Campbell, Blair, and that other ugly cunt what’s his name? Oh yeah Blair.)

But William Jefferson Clinton, it’s time to shut the fuck up. And go back to Arkansas and serve your penance.

But on the positive side- blame the dementia; you can just pretend that you don’t recognise the fat bitch and you don’t remember marrying her. So therefore you don’t have to fuck her anymore

Off you trot; southern hick. And soon.

Why former US president Bill Clinton wants to rule the literary world

Bill Clinton Literary Genius

Nominated by: Big Mal

48 thoughts on “Bill Clinton”

  1. Where are all the dead bodies Bill? Epstein didn’t last long once he got nicked.

    • Bills a degenerate.
      I heard hes a convicted sexophonist and always sucking and fingering it.
      The filthy fuckin animal.

      An his missus looks like Cilla Black
      The hamster faced cunt.

    • The Clinton Foundation and Haiti for example. They will be picking the sweetcorn out of that festering pile of shit for years to come.

  4. I’m sure he could write successful porn. ‘Monica slowly unzipped his trousers and her delicate fingers embraced his……”

    To be continued…..

  6. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

    “It was the cigar that made me do it”

    • Later aftet being advised…

      “Indeed ah deed have sex an’ it woz wronng.”

      • Ivanka and Melania… now that’s a video I’d like to see!

        Evening LL. 👍

      • Fucking hell-imagine the two of them in a warm soapy bath-lezzing it up whilst uttering filth in Russian😀👍

      • Evening Ruff, “First Lady seduces stepdaughter while husband bombs Iran” sort of thing.

      • First Lady seduces stepdaughter…very imaginative but I’ve got that one already

  8. Bit like Martin Bashir – wish he’d fuck off too – dodgy Joe Dacky.

  9. Even when Clinton was trying to be charming
    he still came across as a tad rápey. Apparently he was asked to do a speech about rape once. He said, “It gives me great pleasure….”

    …then sat down.

    • His career as a spokesman for Vanish was short-lived too but the marketing spiel “Trust pink, forget spunk” didn’t do him any favours.

  10. “Bill Clinton spoke exclusively to BBC news.”
    That’s because nobody else would go near the dirty corrupt bastard.
    Only the fucking equally corrupt BBC.

  11. He looks older than Joe Biden. He lost his bottle big time when he had a great chance to take out Bin Laden with an air strike in 1998 or 99 when he was impeached. How many lives would that have saved in the long term?

    • The Bin Laden family and the Bush family had (maybe still have) a very close relationship.
      It was, and is, about money & power. Oil is a great lubricant!

  12. This fuckin cunt is the reason I decided to NOT join the U.S. military. He was forcing our troops to serve under the U.N. flag and authority. FUCK THAT!! All he cared about was keeping his cock wet.
    Excellent nom. He deserves a nom every single time he decides to show his shit slurping grin in public.
    I can’t stand that sorry piece of shit.

    • They are the root of all fucking evil. Best thing Trump did was pull Nikki Haley from that shitfest. Oh and pull out the Paris climate agreement.

      • Bill strikes me as the type of bloke who has Peirced nipples,
        Goes dogging and swingers nights,
        The type who likes auto asphyxiation.
        A kinky type.
        That JFK was the same, depraved.
        Thats why he got his nut splattered all over the car.
        Rumours he bummed Lee Harvey Oswalds dog,
        The cruel cunt!
        And that Barry Obummer the dark key president,
        He married a bloke!
        All US presidents are a’bit dodgy apart from Donnie Tango.
        He was magical.

  13. He once smoked a joint but “did not inhale”
    Useless cunt couldn’t do anything right…

    • The cunt’s “…got nose like a goddam vacuum cleaner…” according to his fuckwit brother.

    • That’s stills taken from real video footage. Dirty Bill gets caught out again.

  16. Chelsea phones her Dad. As soon as he says “hello” she pours it all out………
    “I’m pregnant again, this is a disaster!! I can’t have another kid at this stage in my career. I can’t have an abortion, the media will find out and will crucify me! What am I gonna do??”
    Bill pauses and says…..”what’s your name and how much do you want?”

  18. As the cunt gets older, his nose becomes redder and more bulbous.

    Reminds me of the Alistair Burnett Spitting Images puppet from the 80s.

  20. Trumpy was vilified for his actions towards women. However this creepy Democrat cunt gets away with it still. Trump is undoubtedly a cunt but compared to this sly prevert he is a paragon of virtue.

  21. Off subject a bit but i’ve been watching GB NEWS ,They need to up their game otherwise they are in danger of becoming a laughing stock. Content is good but credibility is lost by the poor presentation and poor production values

    • Content is great, esp Woke Watch but yes it’s all a bit amateur hour so far.

      The dark quay tranny is giving me the horn and I’ll try anything once.

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