Casa de Cunter is a modest house but I think that it is too big.
I have one bedroom that has been used for a few weeks in the last 20 years and another that has been vacant since the little Cunter flew the nest.
That also leaves me with a second, unused bathroom and a dining room that gets used only at Christmas.
Wasted space that Mrs Cunter has to clean when she can be bothered to get off her lazy, but shapely arse. I have found that when not sleeping we spend the vast majority of our time either in the kitchen or near the television in the lounge. I suspect that most people are the same.
I can’t understand the ambition to own a huge house or why some people are attracted to visit National Trust country homes. Is it to wander around the huge rooms stuffed with chairs that have never been sat on and tables that have never been eaten off?
These garish monstrosities have vast libraries of books that have never been read, hundreds of paintings that have never been admired and scores of windows that have never been looked out of.
And there are fucking hundreds of these houses all over Britain. Most of them have been inherited and the new owners can’t afford the upkeep. They cannot afford the small army of cleaners and gardeners required.
Instead of selling the fucking huge house and downsizing to a manageable place, the owners allow the National Trust to step in to maintain the place so that an ever decreasing number of sad dullards can shamble around the place gawping at the extravagance. They then live in part of the house free of charge.
I am all for preserving the history of the UK, but this history is already being preserved by people that can afford the upkeep and maintenance of their own homes.
Those that can’t afford to live where they are should sell up and fuck off.
Nominated by: The Artful Cunter
Que?
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The National Trust are a bunch of Cunts….slow payers who seem to expect extra work carried out free…not a fucking chance,you shysters. I also won’t be lectured on tree-work by some chit of a lassy who’ll have never climbed anything higher than her girlfriend’s dildo.
Wankers.
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How about being lectured on slavery?
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I’m not very amenable to being lectured about anything really.
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They also tried to charge me £3 odd for a cup of takeout coffee from their cafe….told the old Bag she could fucking keep it.
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DF@ – Excellent form Sir Fiddler – do you think any of your ancestors hailed from Yorkshire? 😀
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I’ve never dared research my ancestry too far, Vernon…the relations that I do know about were a right bunch of Cunts ….my obvious loveliness must make me the black sheep of the family.
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Dick @ 5.30.
I think where you went wrong with your research Dick was when you were asked to send away your DNA sample and you were sent that reply saying the sample cup was for saliva!
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Dear Mr Fiddler, we have had DNA matches on DB Cooper, Jack the Ripper and Lord Lucan.
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I fucking knew it – I’m related to Dick!
My great-grandfather was Jack the Ripper. 😁
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Sir Fiddler:
Sounds like you have had some “experience” there?
My biggest problem with the National Trust is that they have followed the RSPCA and become political.
Cunts👎
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I used to do a fair bit of work of them,General… I’m doing less tree-work these days anyhow so didn’t really care about burning my bridges.
The RSPCA leadership has been seized by a group of amoral charlatans who are more concerned with political points and swollen wage packets.
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That house in the picture would surely be more than suitable for a couple of hundred dinghy paddlers? It’s not like they would need to pay for anything, we already do that.
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Suitable for B&W cunt to use as premises for his new “Super-Brothel” or Sir Fiddler to “downsize” to?
👍
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I reckon his storage for Fray Bentos pies is bigger than that.
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Inheritance tax did for the old establishment. Most of their houses were pulled down in the 1950s.The National Trust was brought in to save the last ones. Obviously the people who voted labour in didnt realise inheritance tax would effect millions of normal people today, and the new aristocracy, establishment can get out of the whole thing.
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At least the National Trust has suspended its licence for drag-hunting whilst the police and CPS investigate the grubby bumpkin at the Hunting Office. I’m not sure what all the fat, impotent wimps who play dressy-up will do if it’s banned for good. How embarrassing for these oddballs, squeezed into their camp red costumes, to chasing a man-made trail.
Bunch of fucking weirdos.
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Keeps em off the streets😂
Cap Mag-you will have yo come shooting with me: witness what a .243 does to a fox at 200yds, or a .17 hmr at 60 yds. (Turns em inside out😉)
I will squeak em in, you can hold the lamp😉👍
*bacon sandwiches and tea if it’s cold👍
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You don’t kill animals, CG. They stopped all those chubby pædoes in red jackets doing that almost twenty years ago. Unless you’re donning your camp costume and boots and creeping about at night illegally murdering them. 🤠
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I love animals Cap-more than most people, in truth.
I do hunt animals for food or pest control.
*You gave me banged to rights on foxes though: I used to manage pest control over thousands of acres of farmland. Nowadays I hand feed the little buggers🦊👍
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CG@
Pest control? Let me pick your brains, what would be the best thing to do if say,
You had a lovely country cream shed, but suspected that rats had got underneath?
Traps are down, so is poison bait.
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Mis:
Rescue cat from your local cats protection.
Or
Air rifle and a tin of tuna-open the tin and leave it on a sunny windowsill to go high, smear on a house brick (so the rats can’t grab and run). Rats feed-you shoot 👍
Or
Burn the shed, so fellow IsAC’ers don’t question you’re sexuality.
Or
Invite Eastern European’s to live in your shed. They eat the rats. Burn shed 👍
That should cover it👍
No charge for this information.
See-IsAC, like being in the Masons-but with less racism.
Or swearing.
🤔
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Poison bait & traps down like I say, no way im having foreigners in!
Worse than the rats.
And im not burning the gay shed, so that leaves the air pistol and tuna.
* Does it have to be tuna or could I use Angie Rayners knickers?
Cheers kidder!👍👍👍👍
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‘You don’t kill animals’
Do you go protesting outside supermarkets where they sell the bodies of poor murdered animals? I mean they ‘murder’ them by the million. Why all the focus on just one fox?
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Arent foxes gods creation Miles?
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Of course that’s the trouble for “da fluffy,ickle bunny” brigade….they haven’t the sense to realise that fox numbers still have to be controlled. At least with the Hunt the fox had a sporting chance…rather more humane than some fox that gets legally gut-shot and crawls off to die.
A lot of the anti-hunt bores aren’t really too concerned about the foxes…they are fuelled by either ignorance or jealousy of people who don’t live in some shitty little semi on a “Dooshka” overrun housing estate…..non-too-clever pedalophiles probably.
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I hate those fluffy bunnies. Spitting rodents, spreading their shit everywhere.. Worse than christians. Horrible things.
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So are chickens Miserable.
No for these these emotional – stunted tossers its really all about virtue signaling and class.
There was a noteworthy outburst by a labour mp during the hunting debate. Prentice I think his name. ‘jolly hockey sticks!’ he said or something. Revealing his real hatred was for the upper class more than the welfare of the fox.
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See Miserable Anne Widdecombe has set up an animal welfare charity ‘Safe Haven for Donkeys’. Seems donkeys are treated abominably in the Middle East. Now that’s real, that’s fucking doing something instead of posturing about fox hunting.
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General @ 7pm
I’m in complete awe at your imagination.
Your problem solving skills are fuckin’ awesome!😊
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Lovely Houses, but under the wrong management. The National Trust own a massive portfolio that grows each year in value, forget the membership, they simply contribute to the coffers which are well and truly stuffed. Think of this, they own the largest land and property portfolio, far exceeding any other . Its theirs to skim from for all eternity and the assets simply grow each and every year.
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I went to Wentworth Castle to see if I could do a course. It has another name Northern College. Anyway I remember walking the rooms. I felt like Charles being shown round Brideshead for the first time. But it wasn’t by an elegant Sebastian but a left wing feminist. Some of the posters on the walls ‘he’s gay, get over it’ and ‘Abortion on demand’.
All the walls were white.
Not very ‘splendid’ anymore.
I think it might have changed in more recent years.
https://images.app.goo.gl/gdj5eLVbSLb2y6Ty8
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I go a few National Trust stately homes (pre-covid) and theyre right robbing bastards.
One I go, Lymm Park, I know a another way in, so park up saving best part of a tenner,
And me and the dog go tracking deer for hours.
Take a drink an a pork pie saving another tenner.
Im all for preserving our heritage but when they turned out to be happy to support changing history to suit lefties I took against them.
Also the cunts who originally lived in these mansions would of been the type to horsewhip a poor working class boy with stunning cheekbones like me.
They can get fucked.
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Don’t you mean Lyme Park Mis?
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Oops.
I do Bertie!
Never see the sign with sneaking in the back way!!😀👍
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Surely all these stately homes were built with the profits of the slave trade and colonialism? Therefore they should be burnt to the ground in the name of equality and diversity.
But don’t worry the leaders of BLM will soon be helping themselves to the donations and buying up these places just like they do in America. As that mansion buying bitch in Yankland said “I have to look after my family……that’s what black people do.”
Yeah……we noticed that.
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I’ll be damned if I’ll be donating my ancestral pile to the NT. Just so they can erect preachy displays about my links to slavery, ISAC, white privilege and then turn my water butt into a trendy cafe charging £15.00 for a cup of tea and a piece of Lemon Drizzle cake. They can fuck right off. Cunts.
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Over 30 years ago I rented Brodick castle on the island of Arran from the National Trust for Scotland for a pittance. My girlfriend and I had the whole enormous place to ourselves for a week. Nowadays I imagine it would be impossible. No doubt it has been turned into a glorified gift shop and a guided “tour” given by a teenager on a work experience project.
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The NT is just another bandwagon-hopping bunch of cunts.
Funny how they weren’t all that vocal about slavery and colonialism et al a couple of years ago!
But now they’ve gone woke, but still expect us racist plebs to dig deep to keep these cunts in the lifestyle they’ve been accustomed too.for decades!
Well they can fuck right off.
Oh and I thought that bird in the header pic looked a bit tasty. But then I double-clicked the image, and OMG, what an ugly old Jemima trout!
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Like many a good looking woman, she doesn’t improve with proximity.
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A Golden Deceiver.
As a cunt I knew once told me:
“Nice from far-but far from fucking nice 😢”
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If I ever inherit Great Uncle Jackson’s vast estates, I will sell the land to property developers and have his huge antebellum, horrifically racist, white colonial mansion, dismantled, transported to the UK and erected on a vast tract of Cornwall.
I will then employ several dozen potential architects from Brixton, to dress up in period slave clothes and sit about the place, eating chiggun and muttering “yessum” or Lor’ have mercy” when the tourists are nearby.
I will call it “Dis’knee-land”. Will make a fortune-after hearing about how there are no Dark-Keys in Cornwall.
Get a couple of Cornish IsAC’ers to be car parking attendants (that’l be foiive pounnnddds).
I heard Monkey World closed down-I’ll make a fucking fortune😀👍
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You could do what Disney have planned for Pride Month:
Rainbow Collection.
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Wanna perk ere do eeee…..foive ponds.
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You’re hired😀👍
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Thanks. I only need a pint of rum a day. And don’t put on any that Bacardi shit in it 👍
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Mr Artful Cunter. History is slowly being re-written by the Hokey Wokies and BAME’s. These houses represent a bygone era of slavery, incarceration, and ‘ding, ding’ “Yes sir (in a bud bud ding accent) or: “can I shine your shoes boss” plantation working accent (OK we’re not the US but you get the gist).
If that generation get their own way these houses would be turned into lavish houses for the CDW (Calais Dinghy Crew).
That said, myself, wifey and kids used to go on occasional trips to these opulent houses as it is good to marvel at a time when men were truly masters of their crafts.
Most of the people visiting are old purple rinse giffers, spending time eating tea and Scones, basically avoiding death. The type who having nothing better to do but moan ABOUT everything (like us cunts, ha!). Anyway, during one such visit, our youngest was being a little louder than perhaps she should have been, but being very young we don’t strap her into chairs or put the fear of god into her that kids should be seen and not heard.
This old bint had the fucking temerity to put her cucumber sandwich down, lean back and across our table to inform us that perhaps we should teach the little one some manners. I couldn’t help myself tell her to mind her own business and if she maybe needed assistance eating her cream tea I’d oblige and to basically turn around, and shut the fuck up.
Anyway, National Trust is full of these SAGA holiday ponses, men wearing cream jeans and the blue rinse brigade!
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The majority of all the ‘nice little old ladies’ that work for the National trust in stately homes are in reality daughters of Nazi war criminals who still believe in all the principles of the Third Reich and when those homes are shut they hold their Master Race meetings there! That’s a rock fact!
Fuck off!
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Fucking right on BRLW!
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I have a CCTV footage and pictures of them, CM. I would share it but you know how the saying goes, ‘never cross an angry Nazi’ !
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Caught Boring, are wearing your mother’s dress pretending to be your girlfriend again? Do you talk in a different voice when you have pretend conversations?
LOL
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I think it safe to say these woke cunts will sell the lot down the river when it suites their extremely warped ideals.
British heritage?
I bet it makes their skin crawl.
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So are these homes “too big to fail”? The government should pay for a strong defense but not much else. Benefits n’shit should be the county or state’s problem. That would change things for the better.
No disaster relief either. What a waste that shit is too. (FEMA in the US)
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I do not put my hard earned in the pockets of any massive, bloated, cash and property rich organisation that states I am racist because I am white.
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Fuck off Foxy, its the £3 brew thats bothered you!
😀😀👍
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That’s Hilary Mcgrady in the pic. 200k a year running a fucking big business with >600 million income.
She made a shitload of staff redundant last year. NT has over 50k volunteers too. Her reasoning behind all this if I remember right. The trust must spend money for the reason it was left. How would the deceased feel if their money was used to keep workers in employment.
What a fucking bitch.
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The stately homes of England
How beautiful they stand!
Amidst their tall ancestral trees,
O’er all the pleasant land!
The deer across their green sward bound
Through shade and sunny gleam,
And the swan glides past them with the sound
Of some rejoicing stream.
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I dont mind some of the national trust places – they have the odd ruined castle that is interesting.
Its the places like above that grind me. Some once rich familys decendants have spunked all the money down the shitter and cant face the fact that if they sell it they will be normal people living in a suburban 3 bed semi.
And these places always want to charge 15 quid for tea and biscuits and some miserable old cunt in a cliff richard scarf will insist she needs every chair at her 8 seat table then you’ll watch as no one uses them. Cunts
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I love the history of this country but the vast majority of the population now seem to be peaceful woke cunts. Let’s turn all these venues into Muslim De Vere wedding venues and be done with it.
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I have a few ideas for these extravagant former homes:
1. Allow a boat load of entitled, gimmegrant dinghy surfers to take up residence. Should be able to pack 40 or fifty in the stately home pictured above….
2. Sell them to that fraudster Spam bint who heads Burn, Loot, Murder! This way she can add more luxury properties to her ever expanding portfolio. Paid for of course with the subscription fees of her devoted, gullible followers. Maybe at discount as reparations for slavery… Chiggun.
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