The Brit Awards [2]

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Rag and Bone Man (AKA Harold Steptoe)

The towering talent that is Little Mix = Best Band.

Need I say more?

At least we are rid of the ginger gargoyle and his many imitators but really modern music just gets worse.

And no I didn’t watch the event I just picked up the results on R4.

Beam me back to the 70s Scotty.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/11/entertainment/brit-awards-2021/index.html

(Linked provided by the musically aware Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss

Seconded with their take on Modern Music by Technocunt:

Modern Music

I make no bones about it, modern music is shite. But then again modern music through the ages has always been shite (think of the 80s and Stock, Aitkin and Waterwank!)

But I have to say, those days of bad music compare favourably to today’s bollocks. And the charts mean absolutely fuck all these days; there’s no longer the glamour or prestige of being No 1, and going Gold or Platinum – its just one big pisstake!

I know we sometimes slag off old cunt rock bands like the Stones, the Who, even Fat Reg! They’ve been around for decades, and they’re probably rich enough to no longer bother with new albums and tours. And yet they still do on both counts.

Perhaps because these cunts are into their 60s and 70s they just don’t want to give it up and end up in an old folks home smelling of piss and playing bingo. Instead, they entertain their vast audiences across the world with some pure rock & roll with guitars, drums, keyboards and natural vocals.

Today for example I watched a You Tube video of The Who and possibly one of their greatest, albeit underrated songs “Eminence Front”. This was a live concert filmed in 2017, and yes Pete and Roger looked like old cunts, but fucking hell they still had the magic that would piss all over today’s so-called musicians!

Call me an old cunt, but I’d rather go see The Who again, than some wank-biscuit like Ed Shithead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ6dA2Afrsw&ab_channel=rocknroll2323

67 thoughts on “The Brit Awards [2]”

  2. Let’s face it, most modern musicians have unlikely handled any instrument in their lives.

    The ‘music’ comes out of a computer with some composition software and the lyrics are either sampled from a lesser known song from the past or dreamt up by a middle aged geek.

    Little Mix? More like Little Botox.

  3. No doubt now that wimmin, effnics and poofters have to be given priority for awards, there will be little or nothing left over for competent musicians who tick no boxes

  4. I hate modern music.
    Dont listen to it, its not relevant to me.
    Couldn’t name a entry for the Brits, or any current hit song.
    Ive divorced myself from it.
    If theyve not been on The Old Grey Whistle test im not interested.

    Ive also seen the Who.
    Now thats a band!!

  5. There’s a special award this year…….the George Floyd Trophy for Virtue Signalling.
    There are a lot of candidates……every single one of them as white as my arse, 🤮

  6. Saw The Police in Brisbane in 2008. Great stuff.

    They looked old!

  7. Not all young uns are cunts (so not aimed at you if you’re not a cunt), but this generation have a lot to do to keep up with what’s been provided by the past ones.

    Free medical care
    Support if you lose your job
    Great music (60s-90s)
    The fucking internet
    Telly
    Air travel
    Free education up to leaving school
    Transport
    Etc

    All I’ve heard is whinging in return.

    Not a single decent tune. Not one. We get climate change bollocks instead, which means they’ll not only be unable to buy a house, but they can forget driving a car too unless they’re multi millionaires. Well done.

    Every cunt is a racist it seems (if white) and the honkies are treated as evil incarcerate…by these snowflake fucking honkies who seem to think sucking off BLM and the peacefuls is a good idea. Well done again.

    I just hope I live a long life but manage to avoid the shit show they seem intent on producing.

    Good morning and fuck off.

  8. I’ve got tickets to see the mighty Jethro Tull at Brighton Dome (no poofs please) in September. The last time I saw them was 2010 and even then Ian Anderson was struggling to hit the high notes.
    He’ll be 74 in August.
    Fucking hell!

    • I saw Tull in 87, great band.
      Doubt Ian Anderson can stand on one leg anymore?
      Probably struggles standing on two?!

      • I used to see people who had T U L L tattooed on four fingers.
        He owned an island didn’t he ? A Scottish Laird or something.
        Very posh spoken.
        What did he invent? The seed drill.
        Thick as a Brick.

  9. The mention of the Who, it got me thinking about characters in music.
    Dont have hellraisers anymore in rock music do they?
    Keith moon, flying across the fields in his hovercraft to the pub, going out dressed as Hitler,
    Playing dangerous practical jokes.
    Dont do that anymore.

    RIP Keith Moon
    ‘goldfish love rock n roll’

    • Oh aye Ozzy went out in a dress and a German WW2 steel helmet.
      All corporate cunts now,accountants.
      Shite.

    • My niece was going on about how Justin Blubber or whatever his name is, was “really wild”.
      I said two words to her “Keith” and “Moon”.

  11. Try this radio station:

    https://www.boomradiouk.com/

    Magnificent! Found by accident. They play oldies, no PC editing of certain artists out of history. They play a chatt show on Sundays, 1973, played Gary Glitter. Can’t imagine the BBC doing that.

      • Cheers for the link DCI.

        First song on there – Maxine Nightingale – Right back where we started from.

        That’s definitely put a spring in my Monday morning step.

      • It’s a cracking station, Herman. No playlists like your normal stations, just really good music, old and new.

    • Does anyone play Oliver’s Army? Itchy trigger and all that?

      • One less white ah that word. Great tune and not racist though try explaining that to the kids!

      • They did, but, although playing the whole version, that word – easier than going into moderation – was ‘warbled’ out. You knew what was being said, but, couldn’t quite make it out. Not unlike some posts on this site!!!

  12. Looking at that list of so called winners, Oven NOW. Fucking talentless tossers. Little mix can suck my shaft, that is all.

  13. The Rolling Stones can still sell out a worldwide tour and I would happily pay over the odds to see them.
    If you play one of their albums they are good, but they are much better live.
    Sympathy for the Devil is an outstanding song, but so much better when performed on stage.

    Watch any concert where Tina Turner belts out Proud Mary and you can see and hear what decades of experience from performing live can produce.

    There are talented people who can still entertain live audiences but today’s ‘talent’ are lost without their computer generated music and their voice enhancement software.
    I just know that none of them winning various awards today will be remembered in 20 years time.

      • I bought the 12″ single of “Freebird” back in 1980, and used to play it to death on the record deck in our 6th form common room during my secondary school days.

        The closing 4 or 5 minutes of the twin-axes, was and still is breathtaking!

  14. Reading that list I can only quote Daltry/ Townshend…….”who the fuck are you”….

  15. Good music is structured like a pyramid since the 60’s. At the base the pyramid is broard, it tapers more and more throughout the decades. In the 90’s it was pretty narrow. In the 2020’s it’s needle thick.

  16. Welcome to the 21st century, where all the amazing stuff is hidden from the mainstream outlets. In the past, the amazing stuff was pushed to the front, but we can’t have that now when dumbing-down the masses is the order of the day.

  17. You’re a bunch of Old Farts.

    Every generation slags off “those new beat-combos”.

    PS All this talk of seeing The Who and the like live…well I saw Gary Glitter live and his showmanship touched a nerve in me….that’s what he called his cock apparently…. “Mr Showmanship” .

    Ithangyouladiesngenelmen

    • I thought Gary liked little girls not boys Sir Fiddler. Are you sure that wasn’t Cliff……or even Fat Reg, himself ?

      • Could well of been,Freddie….I do remember hearing “Can you feel the love tonight” playing in the background….and I most certainly could feel “the love”.

        Is the old Cunt dead yet ?…My compensation claim is all ready to go but I’d best wait until he’s dead…don’t want any clever lawyer to sink my claims with minor discrepancies in my evidence…like the fact that I wasn’t actually born at the time of the alleged incident.

    • I actually did see Gary Glitter live, Dick. He used to play the university circuit back in the 80s.

      Do you think the undergraduates at Fiddler University would appreciate a visit from The Leader? And would they complain if he asked whether they wanted to touch him there?

      Or is he still in gaol?

      • Morning,Mike.

        “I actually did see Gary Glitter live, Dick. He used to play the university circuit back in the 80s.”

        Universities are rats-nests of depravity,ungodliness and vileness…I expect Mr.Glitter was a wow.

      • You say that like it’s a bad thing.

        You should put that in the prospectus for Fiddler University…

        “Pravitate depósita, errántium iniquitatis et vilitatis”

    • Dick I think you mean “thankyoueverybody”.

      You can’t leave put the non-binaries you know. That train driver so and ended up being admonished.

      What a crazy world we’re living in (Joe Brown c1960).

      • I saw that story too,Lord H.
        Perhaps the announcer could just add ” deviants and nutters” to the “Ladies and Gentlemen”…that should help avoid any feelings of non-inclusivity.

  21. Modern music is a cacophony of tuneless weird sounds, electronic effects, unimaginative repetition and bland vocals. I despise it. Theirs is nothing attractive about it at all. Just the endless promotion of talentless cunts by music moguls. Go backs to the 70’s and even the 80’s and musicians had more talent and actually produced music you could enjoy. Modern music is just a wasteland of over-hyped egos and turgid shite. Bunch of wankstains.

  22. No different to the mid 70s when the tartan clad cunts were at the heights of their talentless drivel . Shangafuckinglang!! Swept away by the Damned and the Pistols.

  24. For me it not just that the music is shite but that these freaks some how have the temerity to lecture the population on all matters of which they know fuck all.

  25. Band now means miming and /or autotuned semi competent dancers.
    A no 1 record means 18 downloads.
    Platinum means lead.
    Musician means rapping random couplets.

    At least Brexit has fucked up the cunts lugging their computers and programmers round Europe.
    Starve you talentless cunts.

  26. As I put in a previous post when one of the talentless Little Shit’s bandmates went viral chatting about how hard up she is and feels down and depressed I figured this was some PR Guru’s play…

    Surprise, surprise Little Cunt’s get an award.

    What a load of old trollop. I actually think it’s disgusting, and shameful that still during a time of hardship for many these cunts all congregate to nosh each other off and give themselves a fat pack on the back.

  27. I heartily endorse this nomination.
    There are lots of young, talented musicians around, the industry however, does not promote them.

    Live music is dead-the cost of taking a major tour on the road is astronomical-that’s why ticket prices can be £300 and up.

    Pete Townsend-possibly England’s greatest living poet👏
    A phenomenal songwriter.

    Paul Weller-another giant. He comes across as a miserable twat but is fucking brilliant live.

    I have been fortunate enough to see some of the greats, live.

    I feel sorry for the younger generation, force fed a diet of mediocrity 😢

  28. @Lord Fidler

    Have you ever given cuntsideration to hosting a North Cuntry version of “Glastonbury”, on your vast acreage?
    Being close to Scotland, perhaps you could persuade “The Proclaimers” to headline.

    Better still, go after the “pink pound” and have an 80’s disco/gay pride festival.
    I am sure the you and the hounds would have a “ball”.
    🤔

    • CG@ – Topping idea – MNC and Family are already travelling to Sir Fiddlers estate to camp in t’ top field – I can sneak in as MNC’s manager/roadie!
      All I need is my bike and a copy of “rambling for the rambler, with pull out supplement on bobble hats” and we’re good to go.
      I can see Sir Fiddlers welcoming smile and silver tray of crust-less sandwiches as we pull our caravans in!
      Will that nice Tony Bennett be crooning some of his hits?

    • Shouldn’t be any trouble getting the goggled glaswegians to the north of england, they’d happily walk 500 miles or even more

  29. I read that the number one single in the U.K. is some ‘drill rap’ cunt, and cunts on radio one are seeing it as a watershed moment, where this tuneless fucking drivel is socially acceptable. When you think of some of the songs that have been banned by the BBC and they allow this fucking shit to be aired repeatedly, they are endorsing it, with references to stabbing and shooting included. Perhaps Doreen Lawrence has something to say about it? No? Hardly surprising.

    I disagree with what has been said above, about how good music is hidden or buried. It’s never been easier to listen to what you want, and when you want, with streaming services, YouTube, and thousands of radio stations playing whatever type of music you want, so that this drill rap skum cunt is number one is due to the fucking audience, who are empty headed mongs.
    The future is not looking bright….

  30. “Friggin’ in the Riggin'” by the Sex Pistols –

    #Ahoy scurvey’s
    Listen to this then

    It was on the good ship Venus
    By Christ, ya should’ve seen us
    The figurehead was a whore in bed
    And the mast, a mammoth penis

    The captain of this lugger
    He was a dirty bugger
    He wasn’t fit to shovel shit
    From one place to another

    Friggin’ in the riggin’
    Friggin’ in the riggin’
    Friggin’ in the riggin’
    There was fuck all else to do

    Captain’s name was Morgan
    By Christ, he was a gorgon
    Ten times a day sweet tunes he’d play
    On his fuckin’ organ

    The first mate’s name was Cooper
    By Christ he was a trooper
    He jerked and jerked until he worked
    Himself into a stupor

    (Chorus)

    Hold on
    Give it some bollocks
    The second mate was Andy
    By Christ, he had a dandy
    ‘Til they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
    From cumming in the brandy

    The cabin boy was Flipper
    He was a fuckin’ nipper
    He stuffed his ass with broken glass
    And circumcised the skipper

    (Chorus)

    The Captain’s wife was Mabel
    To fuck she was not able
    So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits
    Across the barroom table

    The Captain had a daughter
    Who fell in deep sea water
    Delighted squeals we knew the eels
    Had found ‘er sexual quarters

    (Chorus and repeat)#

    …they don’t write songs like that anymore

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