A massive cunting for this plastic cunt. Only a few months ago she left Little Mix with mental health issues due to the stress of being in a band. Dripping like a septic cock to the media regarding being bullied. She is constantly pulling the mental health card.
Now she has signed a contract for a solo career. This fucking lying bint should be shot. Typical celeb pulling the mental health card. Talking out of her fucking fat arse. I hope her career never takes off and she fucks off for good.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-57204589
Nominated by: AsItIs
Never heard of her and never want to again.
Good aftermorning.
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Jesus!!
Thats one ugly fucker!!
No wonder they bullied her.
Like a pug dog in a wig an lipstick.
Never heard of her before?
Little mixed up?
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If my face was that ugly I’d shave my arse and walk backwards on my hands. She looks like her head was on fire and someone put it out with a pan shovel.
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She looks like Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.
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Admiral Akbar from Star Wars is a transbender?
Whatever would O-bi-wan say😢
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Thats who it is!!
Admiral Akbhars mental sister😀👍
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Divine has really let himself go!
Fuck off!
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She was so upset she obviously decided to eat the other members of little mix.
The natural successor to Vanessa Feltz, coming to a mid morning TV sofa near you…
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Why is everyone under 30 so weak these days? Waah, waah waah.
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In the header pic, is that a guilty looking Michael palin peering over her shoulder?
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Under 30? She doesn’t look a day under 40.
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Looks more like Ozzi Osborne…. Behind the Behemoth with purple lips.
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Little Mix?She ate all the Pick N Mix
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In the immortal words of gunnery sargeant Hartman ” What the fuck is that?” Oven the hideous beast please.
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What………..the………. fuck…………is……….THAT?!
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She should replace the fridge light bulb with a UV one, she would get a cracking tan by the looks of how often she’s in the fucker.
This is what happens when you realise that not only are you in a talentless manufactured here today, gone later today shit pop band, but that you are the munter that is supposed to appeal to the munter fans in a ‘you go girl, anything is possible, even for tubbies’ way.
The comeback signifies that she has accepted those facts, and realises that big houses don’t pay for themselves, as performance fees on dwindling interest pap pop are fuck all compared to writers fees who churn out this crap.
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She should replce the fridge door light trigger with a dead man’s switch and replace the light bulb with a grenade.
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I just found a picture of her that makes her look fuckable but it’s only because she’s screwing up that hideous moosh.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article23330367.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Jesy-Nelson.jpg
I’d get the shock of my life if she unscrewed her face mid-thrust.
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Bloody hell, that looks doable pity she fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch twice on the way down
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I’ve seen better looking tarts in Moss Side and Burnage.
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True she looks better in it but she’s still one of those fish lipped women.
https://izismile.com/2015/04/28/kylie_jenners_lip_challenge_is_giving_girls_fish_14_pics.html
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I’m thinking soaping up those little norks for some reason
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Nice to see Mr Blobby is working again.
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Here today , gone tomorrow and skint the next day
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Fucking hell! She looks like she has had a terrible fright the poor little wokie. Has she put her phone down and forgotten where she left it?…….have Starbucks run out of coffee?…….has she unknowingly eaten a non vegan burger? Oh no, she’s had a visit from the Mental Elf, the latest wokie excuse for being a total cunt.
These corporations who are backing the wokies are going to be in shit street when they try and sack some useless wanker and they whip out the Mental Elf card. Good. They fucking deserve each other.
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I’d have a go on her….ugly fat women are a cheap date.
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Maybe if you’re going halves on dinner and dessert.
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She would shag you into exhaustion, then eat all the Fray Bentos.
Is it worth the loss?
🤔
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Who gives a fuck about this irrelevant bitch. Scorching hot felt like a G&T. Mrs B drunk all the tonic. So this hag can fuck off and burn herself to death as far as I am concerned. Fuçk em, fuck em all.
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Gees, is that purple lipstick? Obviously unwell; who would choose that colour except for Halloween?
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MNC uses purple lipstick when he goes down the blue oyster 👍
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You said it suited me!!!!☹️
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That’s true, but it was that nice shade ‘Roman Toga Purple’, that Jesy tart must have some cheap Poundland crap, she looks proper Poundland.
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She looks like Carol Vorderman on her way home from a rugby team bukake party. Filthy fat cunt.
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I bet Vorderman looks looking hideous, without make-up👎
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Vorderman has more fiberglass than the edifice of the Arndale Centre in the 1980s. Carol was sexy in the 80s and 90s. But she sold her soul and her body to celebrity and has been a raddled and desperate looking relic ever since.
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Poor girl.
She’s so talented, so stressed, so sad. (Her view)
And so self-entitled, so stupid, so pug ugly. (The Reality)
So fecking what?
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Adele used to give the Goodyear blimp a run for its money and be massively successful and Aretha Franklin was no stranger to a pork chop so maybe this mental health bollocks is a distraction from the insipid shite that passes for modern music.
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And the girthsome Mama Cass couldn’t half sing. And Jim Morrison was a fat cunt by the time of ‘L.A Woman’. And there was also that big Greek lad. Demis Thingy.
Jesy Nelson is like Neil Webb. Fat and crap.
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Great analogy Norman. Remember Tomas Brolin? He was shite fat cunt too.
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I’d take her mind off her woes by putting my cock up her arse.
No,wait,I’ve reconsidered.
Put it in the oven for a Mentals Aware Day.
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Pork beast alert, dressing up for your core fanbase ie 6 to 14 olds and dressing like a prostitute is not a good image, and when this slapped gets cunted on social media she crys and screams bullying, well fuck this pork beast, unkle Terry oven, regulo 13, all her fat with just melt away
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My mental health was fine, 100%, until I saw that picture. Now I feel like killing myself. Thanks you cunts.
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That’s fucking rough. She has to have a wonderful singing voice because those looks wouldn’t get her anywhere. And if she chooses her own lipstick, there’s proof she’s got mental health issues. No doubt in my mind.
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At first I thought Jabba the Hutt has gone all woke and declared himself trans until I realised its that fat, squealing mong out of some pissy pop group.
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It’s nice that they let their mum into the band.
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That’s one real bad fucker of sleb picture
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What I want to know is how the frag did this ugly fish faced fucker actually pass an audition to be part of a pin-up style girl band? Even the most minging of the Spice Girls (namely Sambeau Spice and Skeletor) looked better than this monstrosity. We all know this thing wasn’t hired for Little Mix her singing ability or personality. So that leaves the obvious. No wonder she has a gob like a Dalek’s sucker arm.
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Never be fooled, biguns are biguns no matter what.
Biggy Allen, Demi Potato, ginger s-pie-ce, this plastic heffa in the nom! No matter how skinny they will ever get, diet pills, gastric bands, liposuction etc etc….there is a bigun screaming to get out, and by fuck sooner or later it will!
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Just like Adele Arbuckle, Fern Brittan, Scarlett Moffat, Kerry Kuntona.
Once a fat slag, always a fat slag.
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Hahahaha, spot on, Norman.
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Face like a badly slapped arse. Sounds like one too
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