Right fuck this. Why are we in the UK funding this outdated shower of shite? I know we get automatic entry but why can’t some other countries fund it besides the usual four? If we really want to take part in this anti British hate fest then let’s just try to qualify.
I for one love watching this with some strong booze and laughing at the eurotrash who take it so seriously. It’s a badge of honour if we finish last but ffs stop giving these cunts our money. Will this country never stop fighting for or paying for Europe?
https://eurosong-contest.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Five
(Link generously provided by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine. Ta – NA)
Nominated by: Uttercunt
And this from Lord Helpuss
The BBC and Eurovision.
I am no fan of this shite-fest which is a stain on the face of music. Nor did I watch it.
But the BBC’s reaction to the UK entry getting nil points was pathetic. None of the presenters who covered the story the morning after made any mention of the appalling bias shown. Nor did the chumps they brought on to discuss it. Among these was the old trout Cheryl Baker from former winners Fucks Bizz and some effnic Irish nomark.
Their opinion was that the UK faced stiff competition from “so many good songs” (ha ha) and that we need to inject more gimmicks into our act. FFS.
Listen we could have the best song and singer in the world and we would still come last because the rest of Europe hate us. Even more so after Brexit. All the former Soviet states vote for each other en bloc. There are so many of them now that they make up half the votes anyway.
The UK will never ever get a look in. All we can expect is more humiliation. Let’s pull out now and let the talentless tasteless twats get on with it.
Father Ted’s My Lovely Horse was the best ever euro song and it wasn’t even for real.
..and there’s more! This time from Hard Brexit Cunt
The Eurovision Song Contest is a contest of cunts singing cuntish songs and watched by cunts. Therefore, it is a cunt.
This year, the UK finished last with ‘nul points’, reflecting the fact that we don’t take it seriously and the only people who watch it in this country are sad plain Jane, Bridget Jones-type birds and raving irons.
Why on earth does the BBC waste huge sums of money to subsidise this pageant of camp artists singing shit songs which will never break the Top 1000 of the UK charts? The singers who tend to win these days usually come from Eastern Europe because the Dooshkas listen to shit music and will therefore vote for shit songs.
The BBC should save licence payers’ money for the lawsuits that will inevitably arise from the Parking Stanley Martin Bashir’s unethical interview with the mother of James Hewitt’s ginger-haired son.
If we don’t take the ESC seriously, and we have no good reason to take it seriously, we shouldn’t bother taking part.
I only want to say that hate every single thing about it. Nauseous is the one word I would use to describe it. Quirky Europeans making shite noises dressed in stupid costumes. Fuck off.
With the rest of the EU and Europe continually indicating how much they despise the UK, and with tactical voting, why do we still fucking bother?
Total bunch of wank.
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Reminds me of that fucking stupid cunt game with Stuart Hall….all those giant teddies and dildo’s crashing into each other!
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Only women, shit stabbers, and europeans watch this perverted blancmange festival.
In the future we should choose our entrant from a secure mental hospital, find the angriest, most unbalanced patient we can.
Then train him to walk on stage, shouting the names, and dates of great British battles, and figures from history, who fucked europe over.
All the while throwing his own fresh excrement at the audience.
Someone along the lines of GG Allin.
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Post of the day! Fucking hilarious !
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I missed it live but saw it on youtube.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=msfdz_aksY8
2:03:23 Songs recap vol.1
2:17:05 Songs recap vol.2
2:33:11 Songs recap vol.3
2:55:48 Start of the jury votes
3:33:36 Start of the audience votes
I don’t get too excited about it these but is still fun to watch.
The looks on Switzerland’s face as the points announcement went on, a look of ‘I’m going to win! 😀 oh hang on” 🙁 haha 🙂
Pride comes before a fall. 🙂
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They hate us but always want our money – now where have I heard that before?
Just remind me why we fund this shitfest of anti British hatred again?
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I see the fat bint in the nom photo is wearing fuck-me boots. The triumph,of optimism over experience. Rather like the UK entries for Eurovision.
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Haven’t bothered since “Puppet on a String.”
The shitfest is just a snide, spiteful, hate-filled point-scoring heap of wank.
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We scored no points again, oh wait did not care, when europeans can offer up the likes of the beatles, Oasis (Beatles V2) spice girls, Take That, Pink Floyd, Led Zepellin, the Who, Rolling Stones, We cater for everyone, no matter what music taste. What have they given us? Abba, anachronistic competition that we will never win ever again , and only the BBC and gays care about now
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Oops for forgot to include straight men who Identify as gay too, unles their wife is at home
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I remember Lyndsey De Paul singing in it in 1977 I think. She was fucking stunning.
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