Customer Service [2]

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Shite customer service needs a cunting, nothing boils my piss more than cunts who make trying to buy something more difficult than it needs to be, I doubt I will get ant sympathy for the one, but cunt companies and cunt policies need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the daylight.

This is the well known high end shop in Knightsbridge in Londonistan with the green and gold logo.

There was a watch I wanted to get and there is a waiting list and the policy that they won’t post it, so needs to be collected in store, so 11 months after putting my name down I get an email to say God has smiled on me and my name is at the head of the list, goody, goody thinks I.

The trip from South Wales to Londonistan is a pain in the ring, I’m super busy, my aging 5 and a half litre Merc isn’t allowed in without paying shit loads of charges risking violence from Greenpeace and then I have to park the fucker and walk to said shop without being mugged by moped gangs or accosted by faggots. So I think I will have someone pick it up for me easy,,,, fucking hell these cunts won’t take a card payment over the phone, bank transfer, no, WTF cash no, fuck it OK I will come over on fucking Sunday, oh we only take payments between 12.30 and 1.00, WTF do want to sell this watch or what, on top of that these cunts don’t ring back when they say they will, don’t email, don’t answer the fucking phone to the point we’re I thought stick the watch up your arse cunts, you have now really pissed me off, fuck you I’m going to buy a different watch in Cardiff.

Never have I ever dealt with difficult cunts on this level, I don’t believe all the usual camel fuckers that frequent this place usually have to put up with this bollocks…. Fucking Unreal, Aldi’s customer service beats these fuckers hands down…..

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

46 thoughts on “Customer Service [2]”

  1. Welcome to London my friend. You have to pull up outside said shop in a diamond encrusted Roller and look like Bin fucking Laden to even get in the door. Better off staying in the Valleys boyo.

  2. Is it a Rolex by any chance? All Rolex shops/franchises are being uber-cunts about their watches. I have one, but if I wouldn’t have bothered had there been all this shite back when I bought it. Wankers.

    • It was Tudor black bay Harrods, unfortunately you can only get it there, I deal with the Rolex fuckers in Cardiff from time to time, there used to be a great guy there, but now it’s fresh Pesh from Bangladesh and they no longer give you a beer, but there I’d also a Tudor franchise, so I will just go for the normal black bay without the greif….

      • I used to have a Tudor Black Bay. Very nice watch but I ended up selling it.

        Harrods is an overrated dump that only caters for camel shaggers. Worst shop in London. I hate the place.

      • I wear my £15 rubber casio the most. The best thing about it – it keeps proper time and I don’t get some scrote trying to machete my wrist off. Expensive watches are just a liability nowadays.

  3. My company provides great customer service and I find that puts us in a great position as so few do. Don’t even need to advertise. Clients tell others to call me for great service and the cycle continues. My business model is to make the customer happy. Simple as that. Everything falls into place if you just do that.
    If you’re not a cunt to customers you will get plenty of business.
    On a side note, hiring employees who aren’t cunts is my biggest headache. Rarely do the ones I hire even show up on the first day! No call or text. Just don’t show up. They showed up for the fucking interview. WTF!?. Another cunting for another day I guess.

    That would be a top cunting that I’m sure the cunters would enjoy commenting on. Consider yourself encouraged to write something up. – NA.

    • I’m with you on that, my business is a major pain, but we always do our best by customers, even the dicks and yes staff have been the worst part, but now it’s all family….

  4. Fuck me. 5 litre Merc, picking up rare expensive watches in Lahndahn?

    Me heart fucking bleeds mate lol. But I can empathize.

    I once picked up a Casio from Argos in my rusty Ford Sierra, and the bird behind the counter tutted at me for being in the wrong queue.

    • Ah yes Cuntybollocks-but he lives in Welsh Wales: a garage in Surrey would pay for stately home, across the bridge😉

      Like the couple at a Peaceful’s wedding, it’s all relative(s)😉😉😉

      🤔

  5. This is the same well-known high-end store that hired Mandarin speakers when plane loads of tiddlywinks came over to buy handbags and other flashy shite in the sales, yet cannot return a phone call or answer an email.

  6. My sister used to work for a fresh fruit juice company. The aforementioned shop used their juice. She used to bring me bottles home. I think they sold it for 5 or 6 times the price of super markets. Same stuff, different bottle. That’s when Al Feyad owned it, fucking cunt.

    • A bird I fancied worked there, he was a right gropey cunt and thought that Egyptian ways with women were acceptable her. Al-Fayed is 93 now, I have in the Deadpool.

  7. Yes mate they are utter cunts, bad or over fussy customer service. Just sell me the item and fuck off. That said why does anyone need a watch these days? Phones laptops sun in the sky you can tell the time easily without one?

  8. I would have told them to stick their watch up their arse and spent my money with a company that didn’t take the piss.

    • Fuck London,fuck Rolex and fuck poor customer service.
      The Americans do good customer service so I hear?
      But to expect it in London is wishful thinking!!
      Dont even say good morning!
      Probably tell you you have fat wrists and your not really what they were hoping for in a customer.
      Take your fuckin money though!

  10. I didn’t think I was going to get any sympathy but the Benzo is a 1998 E55 Amg so an old car that I bought years ago, fun fun fun but has a bit of a drink issue like Oliver Reed, but as a Merc specialist garage it’s still interesting unlike the crap MB churn out now….

    • Just wait until Greta Thundecunt gets an eyeful of you in your Panzerkampfwagen Tiger…best keep the hatches bolted and a round up the spout.

  11. Their strongbox rooms in the basement are quite impressive. Oldest part of the building untouched. Beautiful pearlescent emerald green and white tiles with dark mahogany wood trim. The viewing room has mahogany booths. Word to the wise though, it is extremely dimly lit in the booths so if you’re buying something expensive bring a pocket sized LED torch!

    • I have a 23 year old Seiko automatic for everyday use. Never skips a beat. I had it refurbished three years ago and a new glass as there were some deep scratches in the old one. It is now as good as new.

      For going out I have a 1975 Pulsar P4 Executive. Pulsars were the world’s most expensive watch in the world when they were introduced as the world’s first LED watch in 1972. Big, heavy, stainless steel unit. If they were good enough for Telly Savalas, Gerald Ford and Peter Sellers, the watch is good enough for me.

  13. I bought a Casio, from Argos. Ten year battery, alarm, stopwatch, countdown and date.
    But the best feature is the button that lights up the display, so you don’t have to emerge from under the duvet to see what time it is.
    All this for less than a tenner.
    Harrods can Get To Fuck.

    • Why are you wearing a watch in bed? Are you timing your wanks? What’s your PB?

      I bet I can beat it!

      • I’m just in the habit of always wearing a watch. Done it for years.
        Nothing to do with wanking. I wait until I’m outside for that.

  14. You guys are all perfectly right, spending big money on watches when I have a phone is retarded but I do like them, and having one machetied off my wrist would make for a bad day, espessially if they made me spill my whiskey.
    St Gretta of Thumberg would have a fucking annurism if she saw the old Merc, nothing passes it, especially petrol stations, but ecologically is a massive improvement on the 2 before it, in fact I strongly suspect it was the first Olly the caused Extinction rebellion to set up their little club in the first place, but all I can say is I’ve always been a c, u, n, t, it stands for caring, understanding, nineties type according to Kevin Bloody Wilson so I’ve learned to live with it…
    But you guys never fail to make me laugh, once or twice to the point I spilt my drink….

  15. Going back about 40 years John Lewis used to have the best customer service I had ever experienced. This was the main reason I and many others shopped there.

    Almost overnight it suddenly turned to complete shit, You only have to look on Trustpilot for the many negative reviews and the reason that I and thousands of other customers now purchase elsewhere.

    Lost around £500m last year and no sign of that changing anytime soon.

    Like many of the other department stores they are going down, give them until early new year tops.

    • That will be the ‘diversity’ creeping in to everyday John Lewis then…

      • On the plus side it does have Gas Central heating. Which is going to be abolished. That is a selling feature.

      • Fucking hell CG

        Anyone paying anything remotely close to the asking price Is off their trolley.

        It looks like an ex council house. Can get a magnificent house in a nice part of Suffolk for that money.

        We live in a really nice part of Ipswich close to a lovely park. Five bedrooms, £600k tops.

        Know where I’d rather live.

      • Mr Stroker, it gets worse as you get into Londanistab.

        I know someone who’s daughter and partner are both barristers (rich cunts)-they bought a 4 bedroom detached which had been underpinned, small garden, single Compton concrete sectional garage.
        An “up and coming” area of London, £2.8m. 2014.
        Truly. Fucking. Crazy.
        🤔

      • I’ve been Ipswich lovely place a cunt to get to. The marina is lovely. Full of tramps and gyppos.

      • By Londonstabistan standards that’s not pricey. You’ve got a good railway service, less than an hour to London Bridge, ten minutes to Gatwick. I’ve got a couple of mates who live in Redhill and they’re well pleased they got out before Suckdick turned up.

      • Fuck me I wish it was, no terraced house in a war torn, drug wasteland matey

      • I once had the misfortune to spend a night in Sebastopol-I honestly thought the local “witches” in the carvery were going to abduct me and keep me as a sex slave😢
        Seriously-half a dozen, cackling, drunk, Welsh housewives, basically invited me to take them home-or outside for a shag, before 10 pm.
        Wales-where men are men and based on my experience, possibly so are some of the wimminz😳

      • In Cardiffistan 200k for something like that and that’s only after the prices went up…

  17. Bought a Rolex for a fiver in Kuala Lumpur night market once. Lasted on the same battery for 3 yrs and kept perfect time if peeling a bit at the edges.

    Me “How long is the guarantee?
    Shop Gadgee “How long are you in KL for, sah?”

    Cops used to get the steamroller out and publicly display how to crush them all up. Spoilsports.

  18. You won’t go far wrong with this for £13.99.

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/173855894342?_trkparms=aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D231989%26meid%3D70dd73d3aad24260b37fe19165620bd2%26pid%3D100935%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D313514505956%26itm%3D173855894342%26pmt%3D1%26noa%3D0%26pg%3D2332490%26algv%3DSimplAMLv9PairwiseUnbiasedWeb%26brand%3DCasio&_trksid=p2332490.c100935.m2460&amdata=cksum%3A17385589434270dd73d3aad24260b37fe19165620bd2%7Cenc%3AAQAFAAACADMNYkinUGnlzLZUWycvAar2O08uySzV%252Fu%252FmxrOG4BgcBRsR1az4omRHE8GQF5QwSQXgT%252F8Cm%252BrYd3VIy8KqIu7z%252BKnqTo2aTIsrJtQKTluh2NsT3j%252Frnm5XtLR61fGe6TjgSGAz2ioJeG9FGYwIeDNPAgjvdqewMVYbq1ciE0R%252FLWhzkNxU7N8KaFJ1ju6j3d2NR1l%252BG%252BIwQjzXZ%252BRYd230PRiz645Vx0%252F%252FvTT7hvkmA8L29UMclMqGAku3coMx9gTquqQOLPPfaV7o9BhyI%252FBGD2h631TGa5stPyHOwyaogHyomU3yV014YFRXGP4bd%252B8a94YIWErKpH3n8%252BIWSNDMBZxpFWCrXENhTWVDWPL0utxHHshztkpCqXpE81XLuCOSbAF%252BlxK1ibnTSQm9bWhkgsAKAp7ptuplw1jKBSxNTjF5PcXy4n16vgVgNfZDn5ZTdExaeE6Dz1%252FcjqIuO%252BEFldRPhOjlI3LH7wGri8hYh0%252FgkixqgmkSDa8SchmbRwColaj%252BmiDS72GE1ON0pLPU%252FirC605HwMW8B6OC%252F%252B3QdFEf5iAyVYSgx3NEac3XUbnbzcwRXki13zp7H66aJqb%252FlDk3F5jl11UvVMcrGC6x6UINjic6VUHHYm3ua5vPI1aybgXv9gp49aAdQDRQ%252BWSaCACcw8zNz%252FFaEcvgoLM%252B%7Campid%3APL_CLK%7Cclp%3A2332490&epid=7031191515

  19. I have a watch. Somewhere. I only use the fucker on holiday because there is no bedside clock. I havent been away for some while. Fuck knows where it is.
    I dont understand why anyfucker would pay more than £50 for one.

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