Amanda Holden (3)

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Amanda Holden needs a cunting and this time i have my facts strait,

This attention seeking cunt will do/say anything to get a bit of attention, no level is to low for this ongoing taxidermi long term project, she has a facelift and its attention time, boob job and she publically upsets someone to get on the telly followed by Amandas not wearing any knickers, Amanda shares photo of daughter with taxidermist as guide and so on.

This latest look at please i crave attention, Amanda says sex is great at 50 [and so it should be] and her husband of 19 years cant keep his hands off her, thats because Amanda most of you is new, hence younger than you and as a bonus while he,s ploughing the old cod, he has the much younger example in his mind to help get him past the finish line.

Next it will be im a sleb get me out of here followed by rough porn on all you new plastic parts [i hope its all quite durable] all she will be falling apart on camera, now that would be worth a watch.

Aside from that Fuck off Amanda Holden you hasbeen attention seeking cunt….

Amanda Holden is having great sex. Earlier this year, the 50-year-old revealed she enjoys a “primal” sex life with her partner of 19 years (and husband for 12), Chris Hughes.

Recalling their first meeting, Holden said he sparked “something primitive” in her and that she “had to be with him”.

“He can’t keep his hands off me,” she told The Sun. “I actually tell him off because I say ‘I don’t want to have a kiss and a grope while I’m trying to load the dishwasher. Chrispy’s up for it any time. Always. So it’s when I decide. Poor chap!”

Poor chap, he should be trunking the daughter as long as she,s over 18 and of course not his.

https://www.mylondon.news/news/celebs/fans-call-amanda-holden-prettiest-20462508

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

63 thoughts on “Amanda Holden (3)”

  1. She’s a revolting old minger who tenuous claim to any sort of fame was being Les Dennis’ mrs. She then has an affair with that brummy twat Neil Morrissey and tells the papers that Les was shit in bed. Hey presto, she instantly becomes a national treasure and permanent fixture on the shittiest Saturday night telly there is. What that says about our celeb culture in this country, god only knows.
    A fake, insincere, half silicone slapper of the highest order.
    Excellent cunting.

    • Blimey we posted the same thing at the same time…..
      Fucking nanobots.
      😳

      • Bill Gates induced plagiarism I think we’ll call it. I’m claiming compensation!

      • And fair play to the Morrissey dude. He said that ‘trap 2’ was her favourite…. (allegedly).

    • You know, I was looking at that header pic, and reading about her being primal and not wearing any knickers and I could feel my heartbeat in my winky.
      You Fugly write a very sexy smutty nom.
      Now if Amanda spat on me and called me a filthy maggot,
      Id pop my cork.

  2. Holden-isn’t that a car from Australia?

    She ruthlessly used Les Dennis as a stepping stone. He must have been gutted when she fucked off.
    Didn’t she cheat on Les by banging Neil Morrisey-a younger, equally married cunt?

    Insincere, vacuous and boring cunt.
    I have had better.
    Much better😉

  3. She is nowhere near as some old bag called Claudia Winkleman who advertises shampoo on the TV – the make up on that has been slapped on with a trowel/ I think Ms. Holden has a fair pair of knockers, but I know very little about these “media” wimminz famous for being famous. I’d still rather have Angela Rippon, a lovely woman who I’d like to get my hands on. Where can I get her private telephone number?

    • Wankleman is indeed an ugly, irritating little minger. Worryingly, when she was nominated on here a few months back, the more depraved members of this site claimed they’d give her one.

      • Field Marshal, I think that Admin should name and shame those vile creatures who lower the tone of this bastion of erudition.

    • Holden’s ‘fair’ knockers are made in a lab – UPVC
      Fucking smelly trout.

  4. I met Les Dennis once, surprisingly approachable and nice bloke. Shame what this attention seeking vampire put him through.

    • What gets me is that she made him look like a loser and it destroyed his tv career. She behaved like a slapper and enhanced hers. How does that work?

      • Whored herself to the tabloids to get bigger and better roles. Until she was famous for being famous and he was a joke.

        Would Les doing that? I can’t imagine him doing tell all stories when his old comedy partner Dustin Gee died for months on end and posing in lads mags.

        Fun fact: When I met Les he couldn’t stop talking about this DVD release of The Exorcist he’d just got and loved. He’s big into cinema.

    • He was too nice about it all l thought. Of course, it can be fucking devastating if you get dumped by a long term partner or wife.

      But she shat on him (said he was shite in bed – boring etc). Then publicly dropping her knickers for anything that could help her career. It really fucked him up, didn’t it?

      If only he’d had a few beers with me. I’d have told him to sell a story to the press, saying her cunt was yeasty and that she liked him to shit in her mouth. I’d then get him using his fame and fortune to bang loads of gold digging hotties, without ever giving them more than a quick scuttle, before threatening them with security if they didn’t leave immediately.

    • From mates who work at Granada TV, I have heard that Les is an OK and decent bloke. Holden is a fucking slag. Always has been, always will be.

      • I thought Holden was brilliant on Extras. He was very funny. It took some guts to take the piss out of himself in that way. I think it was a way for him to exorcise his demons after being dumped and mocked by the Holden abomination. He went way up in my estimation after that.

        He also does a brilliant Mavis Riley impression.

    • From what I have seen of him Les Dennis seems like a pretty decent sort of guy.

      He clearly doesn’t mind having the piss taken out of him (as per Extras) and for those interested this is an interview of him with Richard Herring conducted not so very long ago.

      https://youtu.be/0JLGWsb2APs

      • Only watched a few minutes of the interview and it’s funnier and more interesting than anything on the BBC in years. Thanks for the link.

    • I met him on holiday in Majorca back in the 70s just when he was starting out. He was king of the kiddies then and as you say a nice genuine bloke. Not mad like Freddie Starr (RIP) but then not as funny either. Les could take a joke as well though not all big time like some (Barrymore for example)

  5. I bet she’s fucking filthy. There’s not much a lass can teach me, but I bet the busiest lotharios would be like blushing spotty awkward teenagers after 10 minutes with that filth.

    Yes, of course I fucking would.

    • She would suck dick for a sugar lump if it meant the continuation of her career. If she were American she’d be vice President by now.

  6. Vacuous, shallow old slag who appears to be competing with Mylene Klass and Katie Price in the slag stakes.

  7. Gadzooks…I cant feel the sides…said Simon Cowell…allegedly…

    • Of course she fucked her way onto his shit-show😉
      What other “discernible” talent has she got🤔

      I would too-but I would film the whole thing and send Simon Cowell a copy-to show him some older British cunts really do have talent😀👍

  8. Not related (really) but I had to post this as I can’t work out if I hate Amanda Holden or Little Shits more:

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56992706

    Entitled: Jesy Nelson opens up about her decision to leave Little Mix it explores the fear she went through at having to lose weight for their music video last year – several things come to mind immediately:

    1/. you wanted the money and fame – in fact you bunch of bints craved it
    2/. should have thought more before you started eating all the pies
    3/. I’ve seen the video and you are all prancing around the stage like a bunch of strippers on steroids
    4/. now we all have to feel sorry for her (which I am sure will help her eventual solo career) – some cunty image relations manager has probably put her up to this
    5/. fuck off

  9. Tiresome old trout. I bet her fanny has as much snap left in it as the elastic in Flabbot’s knickers.

      • It’s the mark of the desperate tart on the way out. She traded on her looks for years but it’s coming to an end so in an attempt to get attention….tits out. Sad .

  12. She’s a fucking fame hungry skank who’s probably had enough cock to make a hand rail around Wembley stadium, although she does have a truly gorgeous arse that I find myself being drawn to like a sailor to the Sirens call.

  14. She’s a cheap cum dump, for sure. Viscous bitch who was a nasty cow to Les Dennis and openly mocked Susan Boyle on tv (Boyle can’t help her odd appearance but she’s infinitely more talented than the Holden slut). She’s just a cheap spunk receptacle, a kind of living Fleshlight.

  15. Excellent nom Fuglyucker.

    A money grabbing, attention seeking, praise craving, vile, shallow slag.
    No talent in any sense of the word. Soul-less, vacuous, hideous hag. ‘me me me’
    ‘read all about how fantastic my life is’ (and pay me lots of money). Trying to pretend she’s still 20 by replacing bits with new plastic parts.
    She’s old, used up – a worn out street slapper in a sparkly dress, telling everyone who’ll listen how wonderful she is, because she looks shit, acts shit & smells of shit. An irrelevant Cunt (& not even a cunt worth going near).
    Sprinkling glitter on a runny turd doesn’t make it any more appealing.

  16. One things for sure she will not age well. Bit like me to be fair , but as where I couldn’t give a flying ringpiece about it she certainly will and the more lip fillers and boob boosters she gets the more ridiculous she will look and eventually the tv shows will drop her like a lead balloon.
    If I live to see the day she will end up a lonely bitter old sow with a 20 year old cuck in tow trying to relive her youth.
    Biatch!!!!

  17. Can some fucker tell me what this smooth faced cunt actually is/does?

  18. Someday when she croaks they better not cremate her carcass. The countryside will stink of burnt plastic.

  19. Amanda holds ’em.
    Every TV executives balls in her withered claws.
    Some sort of Madame Tussauds prostitute by the looks of it.
    I probably would though, just to watch those iron hard plastic tits and rictus features not move a millimetre as she got vigorously ruined.

  20. I bet Old Hold-on has handled more helmets than Barry Sheene, James Hunt, Nikki Lauda and the cast of London’s Burning together.

    Dirty old sperm receptacle. I bet her axe wound has rows of sharp teeth.

    • Jesus Paul-I now have an image of her clopper looking like a fucking Cenobite from Hellraiser😢

      Les Dennis us well rid.

      I have to say, the worst fuck I ever had was when I was going out with a girl who was a professional model.
      Stunning looks, numerous mental baggage: teenage bulimia, body obsession etc😢

      Chances are, in reality, Holden is a rubbish fuck: it will all be about her own gratification 😉

  23. What exactly is the purpose of this skanky fake greasy-faced talentless nonentity?
    There’s a rumour circulating around Harley Street STD consultants that her cunt stinks like a mackerel that has been lying on the quayside at Newlyn for several hours on the hottest day of the year, and that her arsehole is so damaged by haemorrhoids, skin tags festooned with klingons, and mucosal prolapse that she needs to wear a nappy impregnated with charcoal.
    That inane grin of hers looks just like the hideous mouth of a music hall ventriloquist’s dummy.
    I find her about as sexually attractive as a sack of farmyard manure with three holes in it.

  24. Three holes, you mean like a bowling ball, we will have to ask her long suffering hubby/sex slave how many fingers he can get in, or at we at the clap hands stage yet, unless of course she, s had her hoochy remodeled to be an exact copy of the daughters, like everything else….

  25. Another “famous for being famous” old boiler.
    Unkle Terry would be scraping melted plastic out of his oven for days afterwards…

  26. Average 50 year old woman V Amanda.

    Amanda’s getting it every time.

  27. She must shower four or five times a day to wash away all the strings of man-cvm. What a cunt.

  28. Used up old bint who somehow manages to eek out a career with a microscopic amount of talent. And got where she is by fucking a married man too. Her voice doesn’t half go through me also. What’s not to hate?

  29. Holy fuck that dress is a slap in the eye. I bet what they’re not saying is, he puts it up her arse on the regular.

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