Apparently now, according to woke lefty, champagne sipping, guardian reading types, dairy products are racist.
What next?
Chalk? The white cliffs of Dover? Emulsion paint? Gloss? Cum? The white house? Milky bar? The markings in the middle of the road? Phrases like whitewash, or whiter than white? White noise? The Isle of Wight? The whites of your eyes?
All narcissistic, self aggrandising, bottom feeding, glad handing cunts, the lot of them.
Nominated by: Andrew Davenport
Further commentary and link provided by Cuntstable Cuntbubble:
Try this. Brighton apparently. Cos some coloured folk are lactose intolerant. Innit.
Chiggun
(If chiggun is classified as white meat, wouldn’t that make it racist? – NA)
and this from Jessum Priest:
Cheese is racist screams the headline.
Here’s the article.
Lord above, as if we don’t have enough to bloody worry about, we’ve got idiots like this, but they aren’t responsible for the headline.
Rain it in, you shit stirring cunts.
It’s true.
A few years ago I was a left-wing hug a tree type. Then, one afternoon, I had a Dairylea triangle and got the urge to invade Poland.
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Ridiculous isn’t it? I’m allergic to Bongo Bongo Juice and deep fried missionary. But I don’t complain it’s racist. I just avoid it.
Surely it’s considering dark-keys as monumentally thick to suggest they are incapable of avoiding something to which there allergic?
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Indeed. I will always avoid bush meat because I don’t fancy the thought of eating it, but also because of a thing called the Ebola virus.
Africans are aware of this, but will still chomp on a chimp’s arse. However, it wood be racist for a honky to point out the error of their ways here, so chomp away, dickheads.
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Good morning cunters. The early bird gets the cunt.
So cheese joins gardening as a racist construct! I suggest we start a poll as to what the next racist thing will be. My vote –
Oxygen
Space
Electric light bulbs
Fountain pens
Clocks
The sea
Teletubbies.
What a ridiculous pile of cunt. I’d laugh but in fact I pity these race baiters. They are obviously mentally ill.
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Signs of being racist:
You eat cheese
You don’t stab anyone
You don’t listen to rap ‘music’
You don’t go to KFC every day
You pass your exams
You’re not in a drug gang
You don’t look up to gang leaders
You don’t blame white people when blacks or Pakistanis do bad things to whites.
You want to have a police force and the rule of law applied equally for all.
You have white skin.
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I tick all of the above apart from the last one. But apparently I have multi-racial whiteness so I can tick it. It’s all fahkin’ bollocks.
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Like Boden says, you’re not a real dark key then. All dark keys must hate da evil honky man or they are also racists, or something.
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Biden
Fucking phone
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XydXGxE9yIM
According to Biden, a black man invented the light bulb. Yes, because Africa is a beacon of technological advancement.
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The light bulb is obviously raaaayyycist because it makes dark places light.
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They tried tarnishing the Teletubbies a few years back, stating that the purple dude was gay because of the bag he carries, arseholes it’s a kids show you perverts, and we all know he was Dead Beat G,floyds dealer, he carried his shit in that bag and his street name was Dr Purple.
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I know bullshit when I smell it, this seems like an attempt to turn us all into dribbling yogurt knitting vegan cunts by guilt tripping people into thinking they are oppressing minorities with their cheese on toast.
And what about paneer, popular on the Indian subcontinent and home to well over a billion people or is just the Stinking Bishops of the world that need banning?
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The mother in law swears by black chicken meat. Apparently, it’s popular in China with women who’ve just had a baby.
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Fuck me, that Alison Plaumer bird looks a right bundle of laughs. To be honest, I don’t like to say this but……..she’s a bit white ain’t she? Not her fault or anything but she is well fucking white innit fam?
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I thought ‘she’ may be a geezer in a dress.
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Hmmmm……I hadn’t considered the possibility that Alison might be one of the super race of trannies and, therefore, beyond criticism, in case he cries. He’s still fucking White though…….except on the days he self identifies as black, obviously.
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She was encouraged to spout this drivel at a meeting of Brighton and Hove City Council. Now why doesn’t that surprise me?
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Grass is elitist alien. It openly supports the little green men from Mars. Unless it’s this April then it turns light brown due to lack of rain and sun. This indicates that the people of colour will inherit —–Mars once the little green men have taken over planet bullshit (earth).. Mushrooms on toast this morning for breckie..
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Alison Plaumer looks to be a typical whiny VeggieCunt….a sad inadequate who thinks that she has the right to try and impose her attention-seeking,condescending,bunny-hugging shite onto an uninterested public.
She should stick to flexing her mighty intellect by trying to solve the connection between veggyism and being a not-as-clever as they like to think, boring Windbag.
She should also shove her pushbike up her arse.
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Morning Dick.
Dont like her do you?
As a committed racist I try very hard at the National front picnics to cater for all tastes,
The butties normally British roast beef.
But now I can knock up some hate an cheddar.
I know what cheese Alison and suntans can have!
The kraft spreadable from underneath my bellend!
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I’d like to ram a whole Stilton up a Veggie’s arse.
Morning,Mis.
Morning,All.
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PS….I’d rather go to a meeting of The Rambler’s Association than attend a meeting of the snivelling,holier-than-thou,narrow-minded,dull Vegan Society….their misplaced belief in their own intelligence would probably upset my appetite…..I’ve got my eye on a nearby woodpigeon nest…when the squabs get a bit bigger,I’ll be up there,quick wring of the neck and dinner is served….lovely.
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One of my finest moments came while a vegan was lecturing a few of us. I can’t quite recall what he said to make me exclaim, “I’d fry a panda if it tasted good,” but the look on his face was worth it.
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Why are some vegetarians massive fat cunts?
Last year, I worked with a stuck up, far leftist feninist bint with daddy ishoos. A proud vegetarian.
She was about 25 years old and probably a similar number in stones. Fucking huge woman. When she said she was a vegetarian I had to stop myself from saying, “What do you fucking eat? Trees?”
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What she needs is a good dollop of knob cheese. Cant imagine anyone giving her any though.
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I just offered.
Scraped on a cracker.
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Is she getting a bunch of flowers with it you old romantic.
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She asked me if its ethically sourced?
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She has just accepted your offer.
Providing you supply a copious amount smeared onto a Carr’s Water Biscuit.
Can you please pop it in the post to her in an air-tight freezer bag?
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shed prefer if it was ethnically sourced
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Fuck me another laugh-a-minute shrill nightmare of a cunt.
Oven it.
With 3lbs of Cheddar.
Fucking witch.
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Cheese is delicious!, these cunts failed making everyone veggie, so they try to get more ridiculous by the day, by humanising animals, to the point of farce, these deranged fuckwits never understand reality, being a vegan cunt makes you too clever for Mensa apparently too, it also makes you a highly irrational and ignorant CUNT!!!!!
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“Right kids, banned raised, repeat after me!”
“What do we want? A PLANT BASED DIET”
“When do we want it? NOW!”
Fucking hell😂 Extinction Rebellion activist, lecturing local government😂
She thinks 240 signatures on a petition, in a yown of hundreds of thousands, of a majority.
These cunts really do live in a bubble-head firmly up own arse👎
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Cheese can be badly racist. I had some from Tesco that said it was glad I was not black and refused to take the knee, so I ate it.
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“Right kids, banners raised, repeat after me!”
“What do we want? A PLANT BASED DIET”
“When do we want it? NOW!”
Fucking hell😂 Extinction Rebellion activist, lecturing local government😂
She thinks 240 signatures on a petition, in a town of hundreds of thousands, as a majority.
These cunts really do live in a bubble-head firmly up own arse👎
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Is this racist as well – “Wagassi is a cow’s milk cheese from northern Benin, characterized by its mild flavor and red rind, which is a result of dipping the cheese into warm water with the Calotropis procera leaf extract. It is traditionally prepared by the Fulani people, mostly women, and it can be bought in towns such as Parakou.’
It sounds vile anyway.
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Is red Leicester racist? Does it offend native Americans? Or the Labour Party
Is Danish Blue offensive to royalists? Or the SNP? Or the Tory party?
Why do we give any credence to these idiots?
Vote Looney. You know it makes sense…
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Red Leicester is Communist.
Danish Blue comes with an 18 rating and can only be eaten after the watershed.
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We don’t give them any credence. Just proves they find racism anywhere, which proves how sad and demented they are.
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Cheesy bollocks to the miserable fucking witch. I will continue to be racist n sheet and continue enjoying my Lincolnshire Poacher, Cornish Yarg, Gorgonzola and Canadian Cheddar.
Plaumer can go and stick her deranged Extinction Rebellion head up her own arse!
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Black men’s dick cheese is white, or so Krav told me.
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That would be ‘biological appropriation’ wouldn’t it?
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He was lying to you.
Its more like peanut butter.
They use it to keep their lips moist in summer.
Morning Ruff👍
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He said black men’s spunk is white too…
Biological appropriation gone mad!
Morning Miserable. 🌞
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‘Chinese’ is pretty similar to ‘Cheese’. It’s small and yellow too?
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And can give you nightmares.
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She ought to be force fed extra mature stinking bishop three times a day – that would cure her insane ramblings.
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The people who inhabit the Western part of Europe have used their lactose tolerance as a survival aid and the ability to utilise milk and the by products has provided essential food additional to other sources. This ability to cope with lactose is an evolutionary mutation. Fuck all to do with racism. If ethnic members of society find the thought of dairy products racist (most likely retarded white people) then I humbly suggest they fuck off back to their lactose intolerant homeland. This is England you adapt to us not us to you. The language is English, not cuntish, fuckwit, Arabic, bongolakula, Chinese, Iranian or any other of the plethora of noise that greets my ears when I visit any town Learn the language you ungrateful cunts. Getting really sick and tired of these fucking traitors spouting woke shite. Advise you all to fuck off to your fave shithole before someone gets too sick of your woke crap.
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There is a type of person, usually white, who spend an inordinate amount of their time looking for ways to be offended on behalf of other people.
I don’t think that any black people would consider cheese as being racist.
Even the most militant of black people see themselves as fighting a far bigger battle to be bothered with cheese.
The nut cases that look for racism in everything and everywhere are shooting themselves in the foot.
There was a time when to call someone racist was seen as the ultimate insult. It was an argument stopper, but no more.
Who now gives a flying fuck if someone calls them a racist?
It’s just an overused word from an ignorant, race baiting cretin.
Yes, I am as racist as cheese.
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I’m lactose intollerant. You can eat cheese as there’s less lactose in it compared to downing a pint of cream.
You just have to be smart about how much you eat, it’s not fucking rocket science.
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I have to hold my hand up here and admit that the only cheese I eat is Lancashire crumbly, and that’s about as white as you can get, but although this denotes my racist tendencies I would like to add in my defence that I also use Flora Light which is dairy-free 100% plant goodness and decidedly yellow.
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A certain brand of bread will now be known as ‘Mighty’.
The 1968 Beatles epic will be known as ‘The Album’.
Procol Harum’s psychedelic classic will be retitled ‘A Shade Of Pale’.
The Life On Mars actress who played Annie will have to axe her surname.
And Yes/Plastic Ono Band drummer Alan’s surname will also have to go.
Oh, and Pink Floyd will now have to change their name to either Black Floyd or George Floyd. In honour of the patron saint of guns, drugs, resisting arrest and finger lickin chiggen.
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Brunost is yummy.
Danish blue, Stilton, Roquefort. All big blue veins.
Are they penist? Still yummy.
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Racist cheese?
The n*ggers won’t like this! 😀
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What do you call a german, with a smelly dick, HELMERT CHEESE.
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Hey, Wokers i have a problem, i’ve just had some Black Tower White Wine, does that make me Blm or Racist, i really don’t know?
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I’m being moderated by the speach police for saying a Teletubby is G Floyds dealer, who’d think it on this site, the woke arm is very long.
No idea why your comment was modded. Implying the folks who run the site are woke is a sure fire way to get yourself banned. Keep it up and see what happens. – NA
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Apologies guys, it took so long to be published, usually a quick turn around, i thought the worst and assumed I’d been slapped. I’ll eat humble pie, love your site honest and funny and best on the market, you’re warriors in a woke world, and i’m a virgin into the world of cunt.
Delete the post if you like i don’t support mis-information.
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