Meghan Markle (8)

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A future and mystic (Meg) cunting for Megain Hewitt for coming out with her reason for not attending the funeral and “knees up muvver brown” wake ( she would say woke ) afterwards.

I’m guessing in another explosive and revealing interview she will say she wasn’t invited because of all the racist comments we and the the royal family and press will throw at here. Nothing to do with being pregnant (pfft!!) oh no. Nor respecting the hurt and grief she’s inflicted or her Maj.

I hope that Harry finds his balls hidden in a wardrobe but I doubt it.

Fuck off future Megain you’re an open book.

Obviously if I’m wrong I shall fall on my sword with honour. Nah fuck that.

Nominated by: Once a cunt always a cunt 

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markle-made-every-effort-23891242

….and seconded by Fuglyucker

Megan Markle is already making excuses as to why she can’t come to Phils funeral.
I’m sure the gold digging cunt is scared good old Phil may have had a plan for the silly bitch that involved a cut and shut Merc and some untraceable paperazzi…

63 thoughts on “Meghan Markle (8)”

    • Doesn’t want to be centre of attention…

      But goes on fucking Oprah for shit interview talks in circles about racism where she said someone in royal family said insensitive remarks about Archies race won’t say who.

      Harry Beetroot rules out Queen and Philip the next day gtfo of here! Meghan Sparkle didn’t go for the exact opposite reason

  2. I bet she’s calling him every two minutes making sure the royals aren’t trying to talk some sense into him.

    He was de-balled ages ago though.

  3. What’s so special about this deluded, self-obsessed old trout that she ‘shouldn’t’ fly at 6 months pregnant when it’s normally perfectly safe. More likely the doctors told her not to fly because she’s a cunt and would probably be the centre of attention by being murdered at the airport.

    • Whatever stage of pregnancy, she’d have been on the plane like a shot if it was Fat Reg’s funeral.

  4. I think that Meagain decided not to come to the U.K. when she found out that the transport from London Heathrow to Windsor was to be a white FIAT.

  5. I wouldn’t want that royal life or even post-royal life. Evidently this cunt is just like every other playing the victim card. Harry needs to:
    1) locate the balls he once had to fill that patch of elbow skin where they once were.
    2) Move to the woods to live off the land and never be heard from again.

  6. Aww – it would have been fun watching the chippy little bitch dodging the half bricks being chucked by the Queen, Prince Andrew dragging one of the teenage mourners into a private room to “comfort her”, Mince Edward skipping round in one of Grannys dresses and Princess Anne flogging her new high society magazine “hairstyles of 1974”.
    Daft lad is getting the cold shoulder he deserves for stabbing his own in the back, and when he is eventually and inevitably dumped by Pwincess fried chiggun don’t come whimpering back – he abandoned his duties for luxury, indolence, money, a life of ease and and a fuck.
    Suck it up, plastic Prince.

  7. Glad this went up on the site while Phil the Greek is being laid to rest. We’re watching proceedings on the telly. Pro-royal or not, you have to admit it’s visually impressive. No other country could pull this off. Glad they got a beautiful sunny day for his send off. Happy to report Mrs Yank and I are booing every time that ginger cunt is on screen.

  8. Trouble is, there’s a spear chucker in the royal family now, plus royal offspring. Unless someone actually tells Harry he’s not really Big Ears son then that’s it, they’re in…. once you let one in. Pakis next, love to see the royal family photo in 50 years time it’s gonna look tribal. Once Liz goes call it a day.

      • Aye. Once the mills and boons get a foot in the door, you are never rid of them. These cunts will pick Buck House clean within the next 30 years or so. The fact that a low rent chiggen joint scrubber like the Markle Snake has wormed its way into the monarchy shows how far Britain and its standards have fallen.

      • Quite so. Back in the twenties a king had to abdicate for wanting to marry an American divorcee. Now they welcome one in like an officer inviting his own grenade fragging (to keep the American theme going). Harry should have been told no. I’m sure I read somewhere that his grandfather told him:”actresses are for stepping out with and not for marrying”. Should have been more than a friendly word of advice IMO.

  9. She’s certainly entranced young Harry. I think she must have a Magic Cunt. He gazed at it and it put a spell on him.
    She can now bend him to her wicked will !
    If you are ever in a romantic situation with her, DON’T LOOK AT IT !!
    Or you’re doomed.
    RTC will look.
    The stupid boy.
    Good afternoon.

    • I’d do more than look. She gives me the ‘orn.

      Wouldn’t marry the cunt though. Attention seeking good digger (I said digger) who will drop the ginger half wit in a nano second if they ever do a DNA/who’s your dad test on the cunt.

  10. She wrote the message on a wreath so she could be there on spirit……. I truely hope Hewitt realises what a colossal fuck up he has instigated. I am watching on ITV, dread to think what the Bolshie Bullshit Corperation are saying. Fuck me all white at the service? Just the same as my mum and dads, wonder why that is.

    • HtB@ – I didn’t notice the BBC making any mention of no white faces whatsoever at the recent p*ki funeral in Sheffield attended by hundreds of camel shaggers though.

  11. Sparkletits was never going to come back to this racist hell hole to have the Royal Family gob on her and call her a ni**er. It’s understandable she would want to stay in Yankland where they don’t have race problems…….well, not if you live in a fucking great mansion surrounded by guards armed to the fucking teeth.
    God bless America!

  12. I like her.

    She’s exposing Prince Half-A-Brain as the Cunt I always believed him to be and hopefully hastening the end of the whole Royal Circus.

    I’ve noticed that quite often when one half of a long-married couple dies,the other half isn’t too far behind. When Liz dies…call an end to the whole charade.

      • I am thanks,RTC. I honestly can’t remember ever feeling quite as ill as I did last night. I was wrapped up in my winter coat,fire roaring and under a duvet….still frozen and yet sweating like a fucking rapist.

        No way on God’s Earth that I’ll darken the doors of that vaccination place for a second bout.

      • Same as me. But felt 10 times worse in my younger years after various concoctions .

      • Glad to hear you’re ok now.

        Understandable why you don’t want the second jab, after all, at your age you’re probably not much at risk of serious illness or dying even if you do catch Covid. And probably not likely to catch it in your occupation anyway. No doubt you’ll continue to take common sense precautions…

      • A lady at the doctor’s said Oxford hits you on the first dose but the second is fine, whereas Pfizer is fine on the first dose and knackers you on the second. If that’s any comfort.

      • It could be a strong immune system response which would be a good thing. When I had the Oxford jab I didn’t have any reaction whatsoever (not even needle site pain – I literally didn’t feel a thing). I’d rather have had a bit of a twinge to know it/me is working OK…

        Glad you are feeling better – don’t lose the faith😊

      • “I literally didn’t feel a thing”…… as Markleslut said to herself as the Hewittspawn shoved his weiner in her chocolate factory

    • At least the Prince of PG Tips and the rest of the workshy shower of dysfunctional scroungers didn’t wear military uniforms adorned with medals handed out by her Maj.

      Afternoon Fiddler, are you feeling better after the jab? Sounded like a nasty business.

      • Afternoon,LL.

        I plan to flush out any remnants of their foul concoction with a heavy dose of Bushmills tonight.
        Fucking Eggheads.

    • Too right. Imagine this country being represented by Charlie the Chimp Boy, a dribbling, tree hugging idiot who talks like a cunt. And don’t get me started on Camilla for fucks sake. They should keep her in the stable with the corgis, fucking chinless wonder.

      • Kate is fantastic, I would bone her senseless if I had the chance, then sold the photos on to colour climax

      • I’d smash Kate like a Smash Martian smashing a bowl of Cadbury’s Smash.

        I wouldn’t shag the Markle Locust even if you paid me.

    • Liz got a couple more corgis a few months back (when she had previously said that she wouldn’t)…) – she’s a tough old boot, and her medics have undoubtedly got her on some serious shit. I’d sy she’llake her century, plus one or two. I reckon now, though, that Anne will be helping out behind the scenes a lot more.
      You’re right, though. Once Madge is departed, King Charles??! But President somebody? Dog almighty.

  13. Never in the field of British conduct has one Princess shown so much disdain for so many British people. Fuck right off American cunt.

  14. Phillip designed a one off land rover for his funeral, I am sure that the royal fleet of cars have one white fiat uno left somewhere that is not torched or buried somewhere on a royal estate

    • The Queen should have said “It’s been a great help having my family around me today, and Mr Markle.”

  15. The Queen: “It’s been a great help having my family around me today, and Harry”.

  16. Bet Harry is glad to be there. Can stop the stupid which ranting his his ear for five minutes.

  17. I bet the slapper is taking full advantage of his absence and banging like a barn door in a hurricane.

  19. Of course, the MSM are full of the Markle Monster’s ‘touching handwritten tribute’ to Philip.

    First, there’s fuck all clever about writing by hand, but I suppose it’s an achievement for a chiggen chain ganger to do joined up writing. Second, this is exactly what she wanted. Even when the little scrubber isn’t there, the woke arselickers are making it all about her. Third, ‘touching tribute’? Wasn’t this devious drab calling the royals ‘racist’ on television only a matter of weeks ago? This slag is pure venom. A locust with tits.

    • Of course, she is everything the media love…….rich, woke and hates this country with a passion. Just like them in fact.

      • As somebody said on here the other day:”nasty piece of woke”! Sums her up exactly.

  20. Nutmeg personally wrote the message of grief with carefully chosen flowers in the rite. Apparently she is an accomplished calligraphic writer having written so many wedding invitations. There is no end to her talent. But I’d say her piss is at boiling point all afternoon as Harryorangutan had his phone switched off , as a matter of respect. This might be just enough time to awake from her spell. He should be kidnapped for his own safety .

  21. The Queen of spades and Harry Hewett are non royal parasites of the highest degree.

  22. I wonder if the Markle has blood that is concentrated Sulphuric acid?
    Harry would be safer with the Queen off them Alien films than with the Markle creature.

  23. Thank fuck the duchess of deceit did not come to live in Australia. We have enough dole bludgers here already.

  24. I can’t believe I’m defending her but if you’re that far along in a pregnancy then you are generally advised not to travel. So for once she has a valid reason for something.

  26. Why can’t Smeghan Skidmarkle do the decent thing and return to her true vocation as a cleaning lady?

  28. Liz got a couple more corgis a few months back (when she had previously said that she wouldn’t)…) – she’s a tough old boot, and her medics have undoubtedly got her on some serious shit. I’d sy she’llake her century, plus one or two. I reckon now, though, that Anne will be helping out behind the scenes a lot more.
    You’re right, though. Once Madge is departed, King Charles??! But President somebody? Dog almighty.

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