Emily Ratajkowski

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(Thought you’d like to wake up to this nomination – NA)

Emily Ratajkowski is a cunt, isn’t she.

Who’s this London-born model and why is she being nominated?
Is it because:

• she said last year that she fears giving birth to a “white male.”

• she supports the BLM racists and wants to defund the police.

• she said, “I’ve known far too many white men who move through the world unaware of their privilege, and I’ve been traumatized by many of my experiences with them.”

• she said while pregnant that the child will, “choose its own gender when it reaches the age of eighteen.”

• she said while pregnant, “Whatever genitalia our child might be born with….. we ultimately have no idea who is growing inside my belly.”

It was a surprise to many of this woke lefty’s woke lefty followers when, after giving birth, she announced, “It’s a beautiful boy.” Funny how quickly human nature kicks in, isn’t it? Bypassing all the abstruse woke “facts” on gender and the labyrinth of nonsense through which you have navigate.

If she were going out with me I’d insist I wasn’t her “boy”-friend, nor her sugar “daddy”. They’re crude and offensive. I’d insist I was her Fuck Buddy.

If she didn’t like it, she could boycott me.

Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

61 thoughts on “Emily Ratajkowski”

  3. Good looking white female privilege is much bigger than white male privilege. I’d say double.if they were double D it would be even higher. Thick cunt.

      • What a bizarre suggestion…are you feeling O.K. this morning? 🙂 .

        Morning,RTC
        Morning,All.

      • Morning Dick.

        My point is, if she had sex with négroes the child might still turn out white, like the Markle slutbitch. So best to play it safe and have sex with aborigines cos they’re blacker.

        No, I’m not feeling ok this morning, though better than yesterday, but thank you for asking. Haven’t felt ok for about four years now tbh.

      • with the aboriginal fellow she’d get a black eye, thick ear and lose most of her teeth during the foreplay

  6. Well i’m a whiteman who is unaware of my privileges but I can’t remember many birds i’ve “traumatised”. But then i’ve not met many fame hungry, money grabbing, bandwagon jumping, tits bigger than her brain sluts like Emily.
    She’s also got a booshka booshka sounding last name so she can fuck off back to where she came from and take her brat kid with her. Fucking slag.

    • We’ve got majestic erect cocks symbolising pride and dominance, and she’s got a slooshy fishy fanhola. Too right she’s privileged to get some of what we have.

  7. If she is so pro Black Lives Matter and so anti white privilege then she should insist that her next lucrative modelling contract be given to a fat, ugly black woman.

  9. If she was hanging off the end of my knob I wouldn’t give a shiny shite what her views were.

    • Northumbria’s silver-tongued cavalier strikes again.

      Hope Gemma doesn’t hear about your outside interests.

  10. It’s funny how the wokies think they can get us on their side by abusing and insulting us. If a car salesman said to me…..”you look like a right thick cunt, how would you like to buy this pile of old shit”, I think it’s unlikely that he would be getting his hands on my dough.
    But then i’m not a wokie or a car salesman so what the fuck do I know?

  12. Silly bitch with tits for a brain.

    Honestly, it now seems like a game of bullshit bingo, where our beloved slebs are desperately trying to ‘out woke’ each other for our delectation.

    Frankly, most people who are interested in this individual unlikely follow her for what she thinks. Rodin she ain’t.

    Great nom, Capt. This is what it is all about.

  13. She gives me the horn, a good backscuttle and and a sniff of her keks will do me just fine, then throw her to the spooks

  14. Nothing more than a small child stuck in a cot screaming, crying and blowing snot-bubbles for attention!

    Perhaps if she gave up her lifestyle, her money etc. and double-checked” her privilege, she should fuck off to some shithole shanty-town for a few years, and see how she likes life in the real world!

  15. I remember the days when some dumb Sheila would get in trouble for sharing their views on bottle vs titty feeding. My how times have changed. Twat.

  16. If she were my bitch, I would ensure that when not “working”, she had her mouth “full”-thus removing the risk of spouting such embarrassment 👍

  17. As the kid grows up in an environment where the worm has turned (and it will) it will look back at it’s Shit For Brains mother’s Wokeness (or should I say ‘birthing person’) and either join the mentally ill coming to terms with reality or looking after the wilted flower that gave birth to them and try to keep the Valium and Cooking Sherry consumption under control.
    One thing I have learnt in the many decades dealing with all types is that if you are ugly inside no matter how good looking you are eventually the ugliness starts to show in the face, FACT!

  18. Never heard of this me-me before, a quick google search reveals she is married to a producer called Sebastian Bear-something.
    Should be Sebastian Polar-Bear as this cunt is the whitest mother-fucker on planet Earth.

    The silly, fucking bitch😂

  21. Let’s hope that any kid she has turns out to be troublesome right wing nut job that hates everything its parents stand for.

  22. Everything she says is wrong, she is indeed a cunt. Spouting this kind of bollocks encourages more air bed invaders.

  23. Far more fun than a blow up doll, but less intellectual. She can wipe my white privilege off her tits as I depart, none the wiser of her musings.

  24. If she wants to help the dark keys, she can start by offering up some minge to them if they can stop resisting arrest.

    I see Merica is on fire again after another architect ignored a cop who told him not to get back in his car after he was stopped, it seems, to show he was licensed and insured. He sped off after being shot and then crashed his car.

    I’m more concerned about anyone who may have been injured by him in the crash he caused.

    Obviously, the dark keys now think that cops cannot shoot them for speeding off instead of giving themselves up to cops. Because of idiots like this thick cunt.

    I see the BBC are following the narrative that will help to perpetuate the narrative that cops only shoot dark keys (when stats show whites are more likely to be shot when arrested, even per capita).

    Fuck off. Just stop resisting arrest you stupid fucking cunts. How about you try that, you lawless fuckers?

    • When it comes to this particular demographic, Clint Eastwood said it best in Escape from Alcatraz.

  25. Sperm is racist by default and must therefore be avoided at all times by those of a woke disposition. If you want a black chile I would advise doing a Maddogger and buy one cheap from the cradle of humankind.

  26. Another fashion victim. Did you see what….oh forget it and fuck off Ratatouille.

  27. But yes, I would still unload all over her face. Indeed, I would leave my manfat dribbling out of all her holes. She would look like the lovechild of Worzel Gummidge and Supergran by the time I was done with her (which wouldn’t take too long).

    I’d leave her with a very potent Dutch oven too, the stupid tart. Fuck off.

    • The above passage was by Shakespeare and was actually left out of Romeo’s sonnets to Juliet, only to save space mind you

      • Re-inserted in the Spike Lee version, off broadway.
        Starring Samuel L. Jackson and Rosie Perez👍

  28. I’m fully aware of my white privilege. I feel inordinately privileged that I’m a white English man and not a spear chucker or a small dicked peaceful.
    She’s a prime example of a bird who needs a damn good fucking up the arse to help her gain some self respect. I bet she’s a fucking w@g socket too.

  30. Never heard of her. A model who obviously wishes she was black? No problem, blow torch the bitches faces to a nice dark shade.

    (Apparently white people having a sun tan is now racist and part of cultural appropriation! – DA)

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