Dead Pool [213]

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Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has won Deadpool 212 by correctly predicting the next famous person to conk out.Anne Buydens was an actress philanthropist and producer and widow of Kirk Douglas.Buydens was 102 and had been married to Douglas for 65 years until his death 14 months ago.

Rules

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

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2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

57 thoughts on “Dead Pool [213]”

  1. Clint Eastwood
    Alexi Navalny
    Marky Ramone
    Beast of Bolsover
    Harvey price

  2. I fucking won!

    The European Super League died first.

    Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  4. Pope Benedict XVI
    Michael Parkinson
    Norman Tebbitt
    Ozzy Osborne
    Tiger Woods

  9. Tom Smith (rugby)
    Tom Parker (The Wanted)
    Heather Locklear
    June Brown
    Angela Lansbury

    • I thought about pinching Demi Lovato from Meat Curtains but I’m not that much of a cunt.

  10. Arthur Scargill
    Cardinal Theodore McCarrick
    Ken Livingstone
    Cardinal George Pell
    Imelda Marcos

  11. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Tom Atkins
    Derren Nesbitt
    Chrissy Hynde

    Good shot LL…

  13. Emperor Akihito
    Sheila Hancock
    Jacques Delors
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan

    Well done Libs. You got a direct line through to the Pearly Gates or what?

    • A bit of a purple patch for sure Bertie, but not entirely surprising considering two were over a hundred and the ‘spring chicken’ had terminal cancer.

      Eileen Ash
      Thelma Barlow
      Benjamin Ferencz
      David Hockney
      Tomiichi Murayama.

  16. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon
    Alan Price
    Georgie Fame

  17. Wayne Osmond
    Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
    Khaled Mashal
    Paul McCartney
    Brian De Palma

  18. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Dennis skinner
    Josef fritzl
    Cliff Richard
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)

  21. Jon voight
    Mary Berry
    Christopher walken
    Bill Cosby
    Sleepy Joe ( not sure if he’s dead already or any of the others. )

  22. Leslie Phillips
    Bob Dole
    Jack Nicholson
    Frank Williams (dads army)
    David Attenborough

  24. Dan Castellaneta
    Julie Kavner (basically already dead if you’ve seen her lately)
    Nancy Cartwright
    Yeardley Smith
    Harry Shearer

  25. Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek, The Guns of Navarone
    William Russell – English actor e.g. original male assistant to Dr Who
    Robert Fyfe – Scottish actor e.g. Howard in Last of the Summer Wine
    Roger Corman – US film director e.g. House of Usher, The Pit and the Pendulum
    Mário Zagallo – Brazilian World Cup winning footballer, mananger & ass’t manager

  26. Richard Wilson
    Tom baker
    Leslie Phillips
    Lionel Blair
    The Queen

  27. Frederick Forsyth
    Paul J M Hunnings (Mr Mary Berry)
    David Essex
    Terry Waite
    Joe Bugner

  29. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC (The Last Of The Few)
    Harry Roberts (Police Killer)
    Ted Dexter (Former Snotty Cricketer and Beater of Peter Cook at Radley College)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed (Former shop Keeper)
    Glynis Johns (Former Actress and Singer)

    Well Done LL

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