Cunts who keep dangerous dogs are cunts, bare with me on this one guys and girls, as a dog lover myself I can say dogs are great.
I have a Jack Russel who is brighter and more fun than most 20 year old these days, what I mean is the knobheads who have pitbulls and the like.
You know the types who if they could afford one would drive an Audi, walk around with the left hand down the pants adjusting the giblets, spikey collar, the mutts name is probably called Tyson and it’s his bodyguard, this usually means said owner is a drug pusher or that much of a cunt he needs constant protection Harry Halfwit style, without the protection a beating looms largely.
Anyway I’m getting side tracked, what got me onto this was and 85 year old with dementia was attacked and killed by 2 such cunt dogs that attacked her in her own garden and killed her after getting through a hole in fence.
Now why do people feel that they must have these kind of fuckers that can do something like this, in this case the dogs need to be put down and the owner needs 10 years for man slaughter.
I really hope this cunt gets what he deserves, no punishment is to harsh for these fucks that keep dangerous dogs, if it was a rattlesnake at least it’s only the owner that dies and that’s OK by me.
(Should I find a link for you then? – NA)
(on this occasion no piss-taking comments about the header pic please – DA)
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
…and on a similar note, this from Andrew Davenport
I nominate clueless cunt dog owners.
Cunt: “Oh my dog won’t hurt yours, it is friendly.”
Translation: “My dog is going to tear your dog apart. It has done it before. It will do it again. The law is on my side. There is nothing you can do about it!”
A friend’s dog, who is a schitzuh, got attacked by a husky, and the owner just watched with glee. The schitzuh has the biggest heart, wouldn’t hurt a fly, and is loving.
A pox of biblical proportions on cunt dog owners. They need putting down just like their dogs.
… and then there’s this from Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
Getting Bitten By Your Best Friend….is a Cunt.
I recently spent time and money refurbishing a saw that wasn’t going too well…stripped and cleaned the carb,new diaphragm,new gaskets,,plug etc.
After spending half an hour pulling the cord (and my pluck),it still wasn’t right and I had a meltdown….chucked the thing across the yard and then set on to give it a fucking good kicking.
The hounds all retreated as I screamed like a banshee and began to teach the errant machine a lesson that it wouldn’t forget in a hurry…unfortunately my main Hound thought that we must have cornered some new type of trespasser and decided to give me a hand administering a sound thrashing to the offender….alas his excitement got the better of him and as I delivered a steel-toecap kick to the now rapidly disintegrating Husqvarna,
He mistook my thigh for the miscreant and sank his teeth..This was when my problems really started…He’s got a bit of Staffy in him and has a set of jaws like a fucking crocodile.
My howl of pain only seemed to convince the Hound that the trespasser was getting the better of the argument and he should rescue me by applying a bit more pressure to what he apparently believed to be a surprisingly foul-mouthed Rambler. He only let go when I remembered his stop-word and he realised just why I was apparently slightly irritated at him.
The problem is that I couldn’t blame the Hound for a bite-mark that looks like something Jaws would inflict…once we both calmed down and explained our behaviour to each other we came to the conclusion that it was all the trespasser/chainsaw’s fault and so finished it off with a sledgehammer before chucking the bits on the scrap-heap and retiring to lick our wounds…me more so than The Hound.
Don’t forget the old ‘no such thing as a bad dog’ cliche. That pile of crap deserves a cunting all of its own.
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Dogs are supposed to look like their owners, or is it vice versa? Whichever way around it is, there are certainly some ugly cunts and dogs around our way. Its the owners who are responsible, not the dogs. Bring back the dog licence, and hanging.
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Sorry but sometimes it really is the dogs. They have their own personalities just like we do and some of those personalities will happen to be negative.
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Not sure how this changes the issue of responsibility, General!
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It doesn’t, I’m just making the point that no matter how good the owners are there will always be some dogs who go psycho.
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Terrible tragedy. It’s beyond me why people keep these ugly, savage creatures that look as if they’ve escaped from the Aliens set, and have pretty much the same personality as Alien, only more ugly and savage. Agree that the owner of this dog should get 10 years for manslaughter.
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There is a fat joe daki cunt up the local park who lets his husky off the lead to terrorise and maul the other dogs.
It went for my shepherd a few weeks back and the cunt got a mouthful of abuse off me for letting his dog off the lead in a park where dogs must be kept on a lead at all times.
It is also ill advised to let a husky or malamut off the lead ever, as the insurance doesn’t cover them when they go beserk. And they will.
Stupid, fat parking stanley cunt.
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I’ve never seen a peaceful with a canine.
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Lots of Iranian or Arab types with German Shepherds, in posh parts of London-when I visited.
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Interesting CG.
Peacefuls seem to run in the other direction or display suspicious hostility when they see a dog up here.
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Not me, guess we’re safe. They just got Ak47s instead.
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He should be force-fed his dog’s shit, his own shit and the shit of the cousin he is married to.
He should also be made to eat kebabs made from the turds of young white girls in retribution for the grooming gangs operated by the likes of this cunt.
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fuckin dogs, i hate them. barking at all hours, shitting all over the place and the classic `it will not touch you` comment from the mong owner you would hear as a kid just before the bastard took a chunk out your arse. dogs and owners, both massive cunts
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Pit bulls and similar bull breeds are illegal in this country. Getting around it by renaming them or passing them off as large “Staffies”- is a cunts trick☹️
Devil dogs, indeed.
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Gilbert O’Sullivan had a bad dog. He didn’t mention whether it was dangerous or not though.
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Didn’t you tell us this once before?! Good morning RTC, good morning everyone.
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Morning TTCUtS.
Nope, it’s the first time I’ve thought about GO’S’s dog for 48 years!
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He still wanted it around though.
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Is it a good dog now that it is dead? I assume that it is dead given that you haven’t thought about it for 48 years.
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RTC, I’ve told you once before and I won’t tell you no more.
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This nom reminds me of a classic:
A tourist in the West Country is walking into the town, to get away from his scold of a wife. As he nears a church, he sees approaching, the strangest funeral procession:
Six pall bearers carrying a coffin, followed by a middle aged man with a bull terrier on a lead, followed by a long line of men, hundreds of them, in single file.
His curiosity gets the better of him and he approaches the man with the dog.
“Excuse me sir, I am very sorry to intrude in your grief, but this is a very unusual procession. Why the dog? “
“That’s quite alright. It is my wife’s funeral. She was well known locally as a nag and my dog here is a misogynist who hates nags. Last week, she excelled herself and my dog savaged her. All rather sad”
After a few moments of silence, the tourist asks:
“Could I borrow the dog for a few hours?”
(You guessed it)
“Join the back of the queue”
👍
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Cunts who can’t or won’t control their dogs should be gassed.
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Exterminating the cunts would be a kindness.
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Burn their dogs’ faeces to make the gas.
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Dogs are fantastic, loving and very loyal creatures.
It’s the owners who are the cunts.
We shouldn’t lose sight of that and aim unnecessary vitriol at the dogs.
Just saying.
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Some dogs should not be in the care of inexperienced owners……
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Certainly not CG.
Recently done some work for a fella who was about 8 stone wet through.
He had a big dopey German Shepherd the size of a Grizzly bear that he had little to no control over.
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As I have said above dogs have their own individual personalities. Some of those personalities won’t be particularly good. They’re not robots.
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Attention of Lord Fiddler:
With regard to the Husqvarna you had a fight with-
A) Any chance it was a 254XP
&
B) Is the clutch mechanism still intact?
If so, I will take it off your hands when we descend like Gypo’s on Fiddler Towers for the IsAC summer party👍
PS: I hope you are feeling better today👍
PPS: could the dog bite have something to do with your jab reaction? Infected bite? A family member reacted badly to a cat bite recently and was very poorly ☹️
🤔
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It was a 254 but you’ll be fucking lucky to salvage anything off it…the fucking thing has tormented me for the last time.
I am feeling better today…fuck me,I was rough last night.
The worst bite I’ve ever had was off a horse…I also once narrowly avoided a sow with piglets who was intent on taking a chunk out of me….I eventually ate a couple of her children in revenge.
Morning,General
Morning,All.
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Glad to hear you are ok👍
I have a 254 which I purchased in 1999 and it has performed faultlessly-until I let a “mate” borrow it to ring up some logwood. He left it at the bottom of a slope and a huge ring of beech rolled down and clobbered it. The fucking stupid cunt☹️
If I owned a dangerous dog, I would have set it on the fucker👍
Reinforces the old adage: Never a lender nor a borrower be…
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Re: horse bites-I don’t trust horses, they are sneaky fuckers.
I once got “volunteered” to look after 2 horses-a tubby pony and a huge stallion, for a neighbour, who had to go away at short notice.
Turning them out into the paddock, feeding them, mucking out the shitty stables and giving them a grooming.
The stallion was a fucking bully- I made the mistake of turning my back on him and it gripped my good Barbour by the shoulder and lifted me clean if the ground, like a fucking rag doll😳
Luckily only the coat was damaged-but it put the shits up me.
I fucking avoid them now🤔
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Dogs are cool, they can scarf out their own anus, spend hours licking their balls and eat other dog’s shit and vomit.
I don’t have one myself as the hair and stench of these creatures would be too much but I think I’ve eaten a few in Greggs pasties over the years.
Why anyone would want a killer type dog is beyond me, it must be a chav thing like inflatable hot tubs and 85 inch TVs.
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There’s absolutely no need for those giant fuck off idiot lanterns.
I was in a Chav couples house the other day and they were watching This Morning on a screen pretty much the height and width of the entire living room wall.
They had one of those sickly, ugly French Bulldogs as well which seem to be all the rage nowadays.
Daft cunts.
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French Bulldogs are also known as Clitoris dogs because every cunt has got one.
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Their brains are rotting due to the shit they eat, bought in giant bags, from Farm Foods.
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On of my dog’s is a French Bulldag a rescue in fact from a cunt who thought breeding her to death was a good idea. Luckily got her after one litter as the twat was evicted or something. She has a damaged ear as well. She is a loyal fiesty little fucker and Friday last actually jumped in Reeds Beck after a rat the staffy cross put up. Not a good swimmer but got out and screamed like a banshee at the Rat who escaped into the hedge on other bank. A right evil minx around cats and rodents. I keep my dogs away from other dogs, I pick up the crap as well
We have the annual influx of tourists starting now with many dangerous dogs in tow. Some have no contrle at all, pathetic. I stay away from them, hopefully they leave me and the dogs alone.
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Feel very sorry for the lady who was attacked and died; truly awful. (Nice tribute admin on the picture.) The owner is filthy scum who needs locking up for a long time.
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There was that that slag who let her fucking dog maul a friendly seal, so badly the poor seal had to be put down. The owner needs a boot in the cunt and the dog needs selling to some Chinese for dinner.
People who let their dogs bark all fucking day need a fucking bullet too. Selfish cunts.
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I agree with this and the nomination. People who need to own a pitbull are pathetic tough-nut wannabees. ‘I’m hard because I’ve got a hard dog’. Immature twats. There are fucking dozens of breeds to choose from. I would choose a lurcher, don’t really know why, I just like them.
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That’s a terrible story regarding the seal.
The cruelty and mental incapacity of some people defies belief.
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The cunt of an owner was a barrister. This goes to show that
Barristers are not as clever as they think they are.
Many don’t possess the common sense that would enable them to see a lead would be essential on a riverside walk, particularly along a riverside estuary where the possibility of meeting seals and other wildlife is quite high.
https://metro.co.uk/2021/03/24/freddie-mercury-seal-barrister-heartbroken-over-dog-attack-14296320/
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Yes dogs are a great comfort to the owner, because everyone else couldn’t be arsed to know them even the dog hates them so he barks all day long and shits everywhere as a protest. Some cunts shouldn’t be allowed have control of any living creatures and that includes having children. There just not equipped with rationale
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In my past employment exploits vicious dogs have been an issue so I learnt how to kill an attacking dog, so I have been on the receiving end (including the tearful useless owner). So if we humans are animals say the agnostic’s and some breeds of dogs are dangerous then why don’t they separate out humans breeds from being dangerous instead of saying we are all equal? I’m sure that if my pit bull was raping all the local female dogs in my neighborhood I would be forced to have it put down or is my logic flawed, maybe a hug will change the genetic makeup of my wonderful family pet?
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All dogs have the ability to bite.
All dogs need exercise some more than others,to stop them acting up due to boredom.
All dogs need training.
They arent accessories.
As the lady above found out they can be dangerous.
The amount of daft cunts who wander around with their dogs off lead is staggering.
Not just cunts on council estates either!
Middle class cunts too.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypEulhiHAw
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Blacks have a peculiar fascination with Pitbulls That rapper who died last week Dmx was into dog fighting alot of southern american blacks are. I remember watching a dogfight video in the napster days of downloading. It was a hard watch two pitbulls fighting to the death with the loser pitbull large wound pissing blood out of its neck
They are not safe dogs to own as regular in house pets. They definitely aren’t fucking ankle biters they are known to tear a toddlers throat out in a moments notice even if kid was just playfully touching its ear or nose
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Im not a dog lover at all. As far as Im concerned no fucker living in a city should be allowed to own an animal. Sickens me all of these toy designer dogs and special breeds owned by airheaded fuckers who know fuck all. Working dogs in the countryside should be the limit.
Really sorry to hear that the Lady has been killed. Cunt of an owner should be dealt with in the Sharia Court!
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All illegal pit bulls should be confiscated. Kept in cages and poked with pointy sticks. Fed the bare minimum to keep them “hungry”.
Then released as a welcoming party for the “dingy riders”, BLM, XR rebellion and Antifa cunts👍
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Irish travellers love their pits too I think if i’m not mistaken When I lived in the country my neighbour had a pitbull as a guard dog that savage fucker had impressive strength for a dog It was a scary little bastard
One day I saw it running around with this giant tree branch in its mouth that dog basically had fucking shark teeth too. I went outside to pick it up must of weighed 15-20 lbs. at least He was mental case dog ran back and forth like a speed demon from hell
Had sharp claws cause the cunts couldn’t be arsed to trim them, he’d jump on you to greet you it was like little shivs gently piercing my thighs Could of attacked me or my dog a few times I swear if I didn’t have dog treats on me on my walks it probably would have there was a few close calls
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I apologize for saying irish travellers didn’t realize it is Roma travellers
Interesting read here apparently they are more prone to catch corona my sharona virus https://theconversation.com/the-hidden-impact-of-coronavirus-on-gypsy-roma-travellers-141015
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They’re ‘travellers’, aka gypsies, diddycoys and romany’s to state a few. Certainly NOTHING to apologise for.
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My dogs are fine – they are trained, know who the boss is and are friendly towards people and other dogs – they do not attack unless attacked, most other dogs realise they are seriously outmatched and stay away.
But I pity any miscreant type making the mistake of criminality on my property – I would wait until the screaming had stopped then go out to a pile of steaming intestines.
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Afternoon Dick. Those chain saws can be real bastards can’t they!? Almost as if they’ve got a mind of their own.
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So many clueless selfish spastics with dogs now, it’s a fucking epidemic in Britain and that America which now has 90 million dogs, 6 million of them in shelters, out of a “human” (I use the term loosely) population of 328 million.
So every cunt under 40 seems to have a dog now and about 30% of them seem to be good responsible owners. The other 70% are a sliding slope of sociopathy. I’ve seen huge clumps of Scheiße on the high street – THE HIGH STREET, not the park, outside the jewelers – of my city in the past few months. Never in my forty years have I seen this until now. Surreal. The brazen gall to do such a thing in broad daylight on the high street sums up how standards have pretty much evaporated in 2021. “Oh, I’ll just let Rocko shite all over the Italian marble pavement, fuck it.”
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Put the ‘owners’ down. Problem solved.
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