Cunter – The Swiss Village

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Did you know there is a village in Switzerland called Cunter?

I’ve never been there but, apparently, it has a population of 235. I wonder if they call the people who live there……CUNTS!

If so that’s very unfair. There are far more cunts living within a half mile radius of me. In fact, the cunts are everywhere ! (There’s over 600 cunts in the House of Commons, and over 800 in the House of Older Cunts – DA)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunter

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

84 thoughts on “Cunter – The Swiss Village”

  1. Puts me in mind of Stefan Kuntz, a German footballer from Euro 96. A pity Lineker had retired by then, they could have swapped shirts.

    • I have driven through Cunter and have a photograph of the sign at the entry to the village. A pleasant place but much smaller than Katie Price’s cunt.

      I have also been to the famous Austrian village of Fucking.

  3. I believe Sir Lewis Hamilton used to live there before he became rich enough to move to Monaco.
    He made quite an impression as they named the place after him.

    • Hamilton isn’t a cunter – he’s a CUNT.

      Probably why they expelled him.

      We are Cunters. The place must’ve been named after us.

  5. I live in Bellend, near Minging Gusset, Lincs. I’d kill to be a lucky bastard from Cunter.

    • There’s a village called Bell End in Worcestershire. I think it might be near Shitty Shreds.

      • Before I moved to the Lakes I used to live in Bromsgrove, just outside Birmingham, and only a couple of miles from Bell End!

        I think the locals were quite proud of where they lived. But of course that was 2 or 3 years ago. No doubt any young cunts moving in will be instantly offended by the name and demand a name change to something gender-neutral and woke.

  8. Judging by the appearance of The Pope’s Swiss Guard, I’d assume that most Swiss males are raving Gays. If I was the Pope I’d want someone guarding me who didn’t look like Widow Twanky.

    • Well armed though!
      Swiss army knife, and the war Toblerone.
      The war Toblerone once drawn must taste blood before being resheathed.

      • We were once amazed while sitting outside the Pub when what we took to be The Popemobile pulled up… a van thing with glass sides and a fella sitting in the back…wasn’t until the driver got out and operated a lift at the back that we realised that it wasn’t actually The Pontiff but a Gentleman in a spacca-chariot. I was a bit disappointed to be honest…but quickly overcame my dismay when I watched him nearly mow down a small child in his rush to get through the Pub door.

      • Im off the pub tomorrow Dick.
        Cant wait, like a kid on Christmas Eve.
        Sunday dinner and a few pints surveying the beautiful peak District.
        What a wonderful world.
        As that musical sootie used to say!

      • I wonder what The Royal Family are planning to do with the adapted Land-Rover/hearse that transported Prince Philip..it would make a fine shooting brake.

      • I wouldn’t mind it!
        Second business driving a hearse, my dream job.
        Use it for small jobs to the tip to dodge paying!
        Obviously rinse it out if got a stiff in the back.

    • I’ve seen in, looks like they have gone ten rounds with the pope. And he had a drink of water in between.

  10. Excellent nom, I can see this one going for gold.
    Don’t restrict yourselves from village names, how about interesting street names?
    Excuse me while I wipe the tears of laughter off my face.
    Toberone! Priceless.

    • I live about five mins walk from Fanny Street in Cardiff. Sadly, Charlotte CH does NOT live there…

  11. Seeing the Queen sitting on her own muzzled up is really making my piss boil.Yes it’s probably “the rules” but for anyone to be subjected to such cruelty when at their most vulnerable is beyond the pale.I remember my Grandmother dying and my inconsolable frail nonogenarian Grandfather attending.He held it together but was very
    emotionally vulnerable and needed his family to hold his hands and hug him through the funeral of his wife he devoted his life to for over 65 years.The thought of him sitting alone masked up on that day makes me feel sick.Thank God she didn’t die now.We are treating the Queen and Phillips generation with contempt.

    • It’s a fucking disgrace is what it is. HM didn’t have to do it, she chose to to show what cunts they are.

      • She felt obliged to but one could see her discomfort and it was incredibly hard to watch.The Prince of Wales Duchess of Cornwall and no doubt Anne her husband and cousins had all been vaccinated as has her majesty.If that fact means you can’t be supported by your family at the saddest of times you have to ask what the point is.

      • She no doubt felt as head of state she had to set a good example, at least in public. Entirely in keeping with the way she has conducted herself throughout her reign.

        She is the living embodiment of “stiff upper lip”.

    • Anyone remember the video from a crem a year ago where some jobsworth ordered a man who was comforting the widow of the deceased to return to his seat two metres away? If I attend a funeral for someone close to me in the present climate I shall be wearing my steel toe-capped boots.

    • I don’t disagree RTC and hopefully it will shut up the shitty media. Bunch of fucking cunts. I’ll let you in on a secret my uncle helped repair Windsor Castle after it was burnt.

    • Shaun-everything would have been choreographed to garner sympathy in the “war” with Me-again Sparkletits.

      15-love.
      Me-again to serve…….

    • Fucking right Shaun, fucking disgusting. She is the fucking Queen and, as such, should be able to do what she likes. Government cunts, palace cunts, media cunts, Harry’s a cunt, Andrew’s a cunt, the poor woman is surrounded by fucking cunts. God save Her Majesty.

    • Quite right and well put, Shaun.

      The pre-amble, service and post-amble were executed with such class, it was humbling. We can only imagine what Her Majesty must have been feeling today. If there were any natural justice in this world, the most senior Royal Household spokesperson would have made a short address right at the end. Staring straight into the fucking BBC’s best camera, they would simply have said, “And THAT’S how you show respect”. Mic drop.

      • What I don’t understand is why no one from the family did a eulogy.I have done several including 3 Grandparents.Makes the funeral more human .Watching Philips device didn’t remind me of him at all just upper class platitudes and sentimentality.I could hear his voice shouting “oh for fucks sake ” and “Just fucking get on with it cretins”.He was one of the last of the Greatest generation .We won’t see those likes again.I said to my Mum who I am visiting that if Dad goes before her (For the record my father is quite unwell at present although we are cautiously optimistic of a positive outcome long term) there is no way she is sitting alone and her response was ” well if that’s the law ” and herein lies the problem that is probably the Queen’s view.I informed Mum that Covid rules can fuck off should the worst happen.One would think Charles would have the same human response.Then again the royal family posted a video last year promoting the “great reset ” which explains a lot.

      • I mean we all know Prince Charles isn’t above throwing his weight around in an overtly pompous way so why not today when most children would have at the thought of their widowed mother being left alone on most probably the most difficult day of her life ?Makes you really wonder.I would have more respect if Charles and the rest of the family had made a stand to show the brutal arbitrary inhumanity of these ridiculous Covid rules.But no.

      • Shaun-I think Charles is a complete cunt-his mannerisms and words, when he spoke after the Dukes death, were so cold and insincere-I don’t think there was much mutual respect there.
        He probably thinks his time has come, the jug eared cunt.

        The royals don’t age well, do they? They may live long lives, but not with good looks😉

      • You assume that the Royals see things your way and are opposed to the Covid regulations. There is no evidence for that, not even rumour.

      • Anybody who derives sexual pleasure from that ageing hoover-bag Camilla is a game pie short of a shooting lunch.

    • That’s the spirit!

      All wonderful. I’m going to pitch in with one that isn’t obscene, or even mildly rude, but always makes me laugh.

      Pocket Handkerchief Lane.

      What does it mean? Is that what the surveyor used to measure the footings on the crumbling buildings along there? Is it what they use to gag their womenfolk with, before they administer correction?

  14. Nobody mention Cockermouth yet.

    I’m sure there’s somewhere call Fingringhoe too.

    • Spoonington is gonna love this nom!
      Aside from cake he like nowt better than mucky place names!
      Quim
      Twat
      Cockinarse
      All places for a day out😀👍

      .

      • Indeedly, MNC. 🙂 A splendid nomination.

        One day, we’ll travel the ISAC tour bus journeying through the rudest named places of the world. 🙂
        Stopping of course to sample the local cuisine and pubs and admiring the landmarks. 🙂

  15. I seem to remember a competitive skier called Wanker.
    The people doing the commentary used to call him ‘Vankeer’ but his name would be on the screen as Wanker nevertheless.

  16. I once knew a chap with the surname “Twococks”. We used to joke that his wife ( a lovely lady) was a lucky bitch😂

  17. Wankdorf is an area of Bern, home to young boys Football club.
    It’s no wonder they’re so crap looking at their training program.
    Pressups followed by toss offs each day has resulted in fatigue on match days.

      • Evening Libs. These are young men at the crossroads of their life who could end up as professional footballers or priests.
        😊

  18. People with mad surnames make me laugh, too, like Onions but insist it’s pronounced O’Nions
    I was once unlucky enough to work in a call center, and had a Mrs. Onions call. I dutifully called her Mrs. O’Nions until she said I pronounce it Onions, but thank you dear and call me Maggie.

  19. I don’t believe that the fire was started by him at all. I believe it was started by Royal Perverts.

  22. Noselikeapenisville LA is probably made up whereas Dicksville WI was real, apparently.

  24. I once turned up at a place called Dull somewhere in America and did it live up to it’s name! The sign said it had a population of 14 but all I could see was a mine with half a dozen caravans around it. Didn’t see any pikeys so i’m not complaining.
    I also visited a place called Wank or Wanker in Austria or Germany. I’ve got a photo of my good self standing next to the sign but fuck knows where it is.

  25. Fred West was born and brought up in Much Markle.

    (alright, it’s Marcle, so sue me).

  26. Went searching. So there’s a Slit Woods in Auckland, England. And for all the transies there’s even a Slitu in Norway. WhileUWait.
    You have to go to Ireland for some Gash though.

  30. As kids, my sis and I were out with Mum and Da, drove past a motorway services, where, in true Fawlty Towers style, something had gone wrong with the signage… Farting Corner.

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