Ben and Jerry’s (2)

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A Cunting please for this ridiculous hipster manufacturer of ice cream.

Ben and Jerry’s (B&J) has delusions of grandeur. In case you have forgotten, B&J is simply an ice cream company specialising in disgusting and childish iced concoctions like Double Chocolate Cookie Dough Twist, Caramel Chew-Chew, Truffle Kerfuffle and Peanut Butter Cup. The sort of glop that fat,12 year old glasses wearing American brats like to eat.

But B&J view themselves as being much more important than that. Their mission is to become the Woke company par-excellence and to instruct us mere unenlightened plebs on the burning issues of social and racial justice. Here are some examples of their recent pronouncements –

– After the killing of criminal recidivist Chiggin George last year, Ben & Jerry’s made a solemn pledge to help ‘dismantle white supremacy’. ‘Silence is NOT an option’, they thundered from on high.

– Last year, it castigated Pritti Patel over the Peaceful’s flotilla of Banana Boats illegally crossing the channel. ‘Hey @PritiPatel we think the real crisis is our lack of humanity for people fleeing war, climate change and torture. We pulled together a thread for you,’ it posted on Twitter. The thread consisted of a couple of points nicked from the Guardian, Huffpost and migration activists.

– In 2017, it banned the sale of two scoops of the same flavour in its Australian shops as some sort of symbolic protest against opponents of gay marriage.

– During the Trump presidency it put out a new flavour called Pecan Resist. B&J said ‘this flavour supports groups creating a more just and equitable nation for us all, and who are fighting President Trump’s regressive agenda

– After the recent police killing of Daunte Wright in Minnesota, the wise sages of B&J pronounced that “the murder of Daunte Wright is rooted in white supremacy and results from the intentional criminalisation of Black and Brown communities. This system can’t be reformed. It must be dismantled and a real system of public safety rebuilt from the ground up. #DefundThePolice.’

All this from a company that is part of the Unilever empire which flogs skin whitening cream around the world and has been criticised by migrant workers for exploitative practices in the firm’s supply chain.

What has any of this woke garbage got to do with ice cream? Why is it B&J’s business? Huge, wealthy companies that lecture us on wokeness are doing it to virtue signal and appear trendy. They think it will enhance sales but I think it will put off many consumers. I hope the cunts go bust.

I prefer Haagen Dazs anyway.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

70 thoughts on “Ben and Jerry’s (2)”

  1. For every cwying snowflake race baiter hiding in a bedroom at Mummys screeching “waycist whitey” there are a hundred angry white people saying “I’ve had enough of this fucking shit”.
    Ben and Jerrys might want to remember that as they watch their factories burn and are lined up against the wall for “interview”.
    People who are pushed too far soon stop being so reasonable.

  2. Absolute cunts, there’s no denying that. But I am partial to the new Fentanyl flavoured tub they’re selling at the moment in tribute to Saint George.

    • The added bonus being that if a customer dies after eating it, you can’t be sent to jail for it as it’s not seen as a possible reason for someone dying.

      These fuckers will ever get a penny off me either. Fucking horrible anti white pieces of shit.

      It’s about time law got onto cunts like this. Anti whiteism is fucking dangerous. Imagine when honkies are a minority in Britain and the dark keys have been fed nothing but absolute lie that we have been evil towards them?

      Do you think we’ll be shown ‘tolerance’ and ‘inclusion’?

  3. Just after the publicity the cunts received over the gimme grants, tubs of their shite started appearing heavily reduced in the supermarket frozen foods section.

    It appeared that going woke did have an impact on their sales. Same happened to Gillete after their white straight male hating ad….

    Fucking good.

    Let’s hope the consumers keep it up, the Ben and Jerrys stuff is full of crap anyhow.

  4. These people are so thick they don’t realise that their actions will encourage extreme right wing views, policies and parties. To a point, we are now experiencing a depression of sorts due to Covid. We will soon have high unemployment, no jobs and sky high debt. I can’t see it getting as bad as Weimar Germany in the 1930’s but some comparisons are there. When the indigenous white people feel oppressed, forgotten about, pissed off and have had enough of bullshit like this they will look for people who will listen. You can’t say that idiots like Ben and Jerry’s haven’t been warned, they are playing a very dangerous game.

  5. Owned by Unilever. Animal testing, putting the boot into unions etc., etc.

    Just fuck off you wankers. The ice-cream is shit, as is most of what you make.

    • What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
      All your comments Jon boy are brief and rely heavily on links.
      Come on, tell us what you really think!
      Better still, do it in a nom.

      • When the day of reckoning comes, we will need all the the help from non gentiles we can manage.

  9. This is one product I have never tried, and now never will, stick to making sickly shit fit for fat fuckers. What type of idiotic white person could ever have any remorse for in my opinion the excellent demise of old Chokin George, that copper should have jumped up and down on him then taken his boot to him for good measure!

  10. They were nowhere as good as Tom and Jerry so they can fuck off and take their frozen jizz with them.

    • Thom-aaaaas!!
      I buy the whitest ice-cream possible.
      Stupid, made-up names like Ben & Jerry’s, Sipsmith etc. really piss me orf big-time.

  11. Bellend and Jerrys is the KFC of ice cream. Overpriced junk filled grub for mongs and scum. Particularly loved buy the chiggen mob. I bet that fat fuck, Saint Chiggen Floyd George guzzled his way through many a tub of Cookie Dough Dog Turd. A shame he got a bit of Chauvinism. Had he lived, the cunt could have got an advert deal with Ben & Jerrys.

  12. Well good news is, he got creamed and put on ice. Stick that in a pot BJ or is too hard to swallow.

  13. I had some Ben and Jerry’s “Ice-Cream” in a hotel many years ago and I was constipated for 2 days. Why don’t the diabetes charities boycott their high sugar, high calorie crap? Fuck Ben and Jerry’s – I want some traditional Devonshire ice-cream, not the whipped shit they sell. And I don’t mean Curious George.

  14. ‘disgusting and childish’ is the best description I’ve ever heard of their shit. Thank you MMCM.

    (Abbreviating it like that makes it look like the end credits of old TV shows)

    • You’re not if it’s off the nude body of sexy [XX] female, but I still want my fucking Flake.

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