I’ve suspected he was a fruit loop since I first became aware of the cunt, several years ago. But now it seems that Brexit has pushed this prick right over the edge of insanity and into his own parallel existence. It seems that Adonis (has there ever been anyone more misnamed?) is now convinced that there is a growing movement for re-joining the EU. Are…you…fucking…kidding? Nobody, outside of the hardcore group of remainers, like that Welsh twat who insists on standing in Parliament Square and gobbing off, instead of getting a fucking job, has expressed even the slightest interest in re-joining the EU.
Despite the kung flu, the UK is actually doing quite well outside of that shit show. Numerous trade deals are on the way. We already have one with Japan, and deals with India, the US, Australia and New Zealand, among others, are on the way. The only real problems we’ve had, have been with the EU throwing a three month long tantrum, which shows no signs of abating. The current bullshit with them, is partly due to the fact we left, partly to them fucking up their own vaccine roll out, and partly because they’ve seen that the UK is doing pretty well, and is on course to do even better, and they’re shitting themselves. It would be nice if we had politicians that walked the walk as well as talking the talk, because then we’d be in an even stronger position, but we can’t have everything.
Anyway, Adonis is pressing ahead with his campaign to re-join the EU. Hardly anyone is listening, but in his mind, EVERYONE is listening, and begging for another referendum. The reality is different. I can’t even be angry anymore. I’m at a point now, where I genuinely feel pity for the deluded cunt. He’s like Hitler in his bunker, in 1945. Isolated, insane and unable to accept the reality of the fact that he’s lost. Until it smacked him in the face with a steel bar that is. I really hope that Adonis doesn’t go out the same way. But as some in the U.S. say, there needs to be an intervention. Apart from anything else, there are now far more important issues to deal with.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw
I name turds that won’t flush, Blair, Adonis, Hesseltine, Campbell… the naming convention is based on the amount of flushes required and the size and consistency of the fecal matter.
The winner to date is a rather splendid ‘Blair’ that took 4 flushes and for a time was secure in the u bend. The ‘Adonis’ also blocked the pipe but the third flush removed the turd and it slithered away after leaving a long streak of skid on the pan. A bit like it’s real life namesake.
Ps whoever named this bag of raddled bones and skin ‘Adonis’ there’s a prosecution under the trade description act waiting….
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Crowbar grade turds, never get through the s bend
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🎶Lord Adonis, who the fucks he anyway?🎶
Courtesy 17 million Fuck offs by Dominic Frisby
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Tw@. Oven. The end.
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Lord Anus.
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Morning all. Quickie hit the nail on the head when he said ‘in his mind, EVERYONE is listening’. THAT is the main problem, this cunt listens to those little voices in his head and doesn’t even realise there is a REAL world out there. It’s as if he’s on a permanent infusion of LSD (or whatever the modern drug of choice is)
What really boils my piss is that we pay this useless fucker £300+ a day to attend the HOL. Cunt!
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