Veganuary

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Veganuary and it’s dipshit supporters are getting a nomination. Apparently, it’s a thing now that January is promoted by insufferable vegans as “Veganuary”. We’re all expected to give up eating meat for an entire month, to make vegans feel even more smug and superior than they already do. Unfortunately for them, this years event was even less successful than last year. New data has shown that meat sales were up 15 percent on last years “Veganuary”. I bet the little fuckers are crying into their soy lattes on hearing that. 580,000 people worldwide signed up to this bullshit. That’s out of a global population in excess of 7 billion, so it clearly isn’t that popular.

I have no problem with people not wanting to eat meat. It’s your body, it’s up to you what you put in it. My problem, is that vegetarians, particularly vegans, think they’re are perfectly entitled to tell those of whose who do eat meat, to stop. Well, they’re not. It’s none of their fucking business what other people eat. It’s nobody’s business what I choose to eat. If I want to eat four bacon muffins, followed by a 20oz steak and lamb chops, that’s up to me. And if you get in my face, or try to lecture me about how evil I am for eating meat, I will feel perfectly entitled, and entirely justified, with punching you in the face. Really hard.

A lot of vegans are the shittiest people on the face of the Earth. The sort of cunts who invade the meat aisles of superstores and harass people who are going about their lawful business. Some of these cunts have even resorted to violence. So, I’m quite happy to say Fuck Vegans. Fuck Veganuary. Vegans are cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

107 thoughts on “Veganuary”

  1. Mr Spock in the original Star Trek was a vegan.
    They have pointy ears, severe fringes and dont understand humanity.
    Live long and prosper
    Maybe get a Hollands pie down your neck.

    Oh and you dont need to tell me your a vegan!
    I could guess that from your halo.

    • I don’t get how they hate meat but want their food to look like meat and mimic its texture etc, looking at some of the revolting shite in the adverts, I would rather eat the fucking packaging it came in.

      • Got to agree on that one. I wonder how many would actually want to eat it if they saw how it looks before it’s manipulated, re-textured and coloured to look like the meat they despise?

  2. Ok, so dont eat meat. …. This means no cattle. This means no grazing, which means an extinction event far bigger than the bollocks “extinction oblivion”,thick,indoctrinated cunts have in their dunce brains.

      • No grazing pasture. – No fodder for cattle to graze on. – No cattle food — Nothing to prevent extinction of cattle.

        Keep up Ruff!
        😊

      • Grazing cattle are the remnants of ancient herds. So many species are dependant on them. Personally I couldnt give a shit. All im just pointing out is the double standards.

      • Oh, I thought you meant extinction in the broader sense, humans and every other species, as propagandised by Extinction Rebellion.

        Obviously if we stop eating meat there won’t be any further need for cattle, I don’t suppose the cattle themselves will be too bothered.

        Eat what we currently have in stock, then don’t breed any more. It’s not rocket science.

      • You’d be out with a BB gun or improvised bow & arrow 2 days after having carrot & lentil curry for the second time.
        Come on, little rabbit!!

  3. My best mate persuaded me to try eating vegan for a week.
    I will say this about the cunts – they’re fuckin’ quick.
    I couldn’t catch a single one of ‘em.

    • Evening Bertie, that’s not your right foot in the picture is it? I know you mentioned some side effects of the Covid jab recently.

      • 😂😂👍
        Nice one Libs.
        Yes, I was warned about the possibility of developing club foot.
        My feet have always been leg ends.

      • PS. It could have been worse. If the vaccine had been developed in Belgium, it could have taken on the form of Brussels sprouts.
        I already get enough abuse from Mrs B for farting in bed without appearing to add to it.

  4. My wife is vegetarian and has been for over 30 years. She tried being vegan for a few weeks as it is supposed to help with the menopause.
    Even she admits that she became toxic to live with.
    Short fuse! It was so fucking short that I couldn’t see it.

    • Surely buying meat and veg that’s locally sourced from a farm 50 miles away is better for the environment that shipping quinoa, avocado, papayas etc. thousands of miles?

      Oh sorry – there I go again using logic.

      • HS@ – 100% correct – we import fruit and veg from all around the world, half ripe when picked, transported by sea then across continents in refrigerated container vehicles filled with CO2 to stop the produce rotting and this is not exotic stuff it is things like apples, pears, lettuce and tomatoes which we could (and should) be growing here.
        And vegans murder carrots – the fkin monsters! 😀

  6. I haven’t a problem with people not eating meat, its a personal choice, and if its for ethical reasons?
    Fair enough.
    But vegans aren’t content with their own actions!
    Oh no!
    They want this poor northern boy to suffer with them!
    Well Tarquin, ive not met a vegan I wouldn’t happily beat to death for a meat & tater pie.
    I wont give up wearing leather or my sheepskin underpants either.
    I have choices too.
    I ve started cleaning my teeth with beef spread,
    I dip bacon in my tea,
    And im cooking everything in lard now.
    Just for spite.🖕🖕

  7. These people are so stupid that they think that not eating meat will save the poor animals.
    It won’t.
    Farmers would simply stop having livestock.
    There would be no more sheep, pigs or chickens. No more cows.
    All farmland would be turned over to vegetable production. Any farm animals would not only be a waste of money, but they would also be competing with humans for food.
    The only way you could see a farm animal would be in a zoo.
    But these vegan bastards are anti zoos as well.
    Humans are omnivores and at the top of the food chain.
    I don’t have any problem with that at all.

  8. Stupid cunts. I’d love to force feed them on Fray Bentos pies for a week. They’d be begging for real meat after the first mouthful of that insipid, soggy pap.

  9. Be a vegan? Up to you.
    Order me to be a vegan? No.
    I am in the habit of scooting to the local Sainsburys around 7 of an evening to skulk around the reduced aisle (stingy fker I am!) and every night it is packed full of vegan pretend meat – because it’s bloody awful.

    • Im fussy.
      Bit spoilt.
      I dont eat out of bins, or skips,
      Not trendy enough.
      And I dont like food where its made from papier mache.
      I like hot, tasty, filling food thats traditional and sets you up for the day.
      A advocado tastes like sheild soap.
      That Quinoa shite?
      Well suppose its ok for some poncho wearing panpipe playing llama herder,
      But I’ll have fish & chips.

      • Did you know that fish and chips was brought into the country by immigrants from Europe MNC?

        Sorry if I’m like the kid at school who told you Father Christmas isn’t real. 😂😂

      • Ive heard this foul rumour before Harold.
        Jewish migrant etc.
        Next itll be ugandan refugee or Syrian refugees that gave us our national dish.
        I dont believe a word of it!
        A Englishman invented fish & chips.
        🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

      • Papier mache… boo hiss and hark at you Les; you’ve quite swallowed the Scrabble™ dictionary this fine evening, haven’t you? Proper nouveau riche parvenu shit tonight, eh!

        Obviously I know you really meant papier mâché… but what’s a circumflex and an acute among friends?

        Lovely evening here in Didders. I even managed to get on TV the other night. BBC North West Tonight (or some such cock) was reporting from outside Didsbury library about the MEN arena enquiry as I was walking back from refreshment acquisition in Aldi. Proper pretentious, strangulated little twerp he was. Needed a good kicking. I was genuinely shocked to see myself walking by the twat in the background on the evening news immediately thereafter.

        My 15 seconds in the ☀. I almost wish I’d waved and made a prat of myself (or indeed thwacked him with my heavy carrier bags of bottles) now – although I don’t think that would have gone down so well at work.

      • Evening CS,
        Spelling mistake? Im crushed😀
        Ive been working in Cleveleys today near Blackpool,
        And it was warm and sunny!!
        By the time id got to Trafford park it was overcast and cold though, but Spring is definitely on its way!
        I love spring, animals fornicating in the fields, crocus exposing themselves in the grass,
        Birds tweeting obscenities in the trees,
        The wonder of nature.

        Lets eat it.

      • Did you go for a walk yourself among that abundance of Flowing sap and natures hormones?

      • Evening Ruff
        @ CS, Bertie, others..

        You love Robert Crumbs work Ruff dont you?
        Someone on here, CG?
        Is a big fan also.
        I like it myself, first time seeing it on the Big Brother & the holding company album.
        You like Gilbert Shelton too I assume?

      • Apols MNC. I should’ve known that even having the temerity to start a word with the prefix “circum-” would in all probability fire up your pun-ish-mentality!

        Agree about the weather though, it is „echt Frühlingstyp Wetter“ as they (don’t often) say in the Vaterland.

        Thornton Cleveleys eh? My auntie Margaret lives in Lytham, although “lives” would be a push; she has had a colostomy bag for several years now. Don’t fully understand why she doesn’t just off herself – she’s 89.

        Sorry to, nochmals, lower the tone (been on to Meike again, the mate from College days who edits Spiegel – speaking German temporarily really fucks up my English).

        Keep away from fat slags hellbent on Blackpool novelties – but you’ve known this since short trousers, I trow.

      • Just being daft CS, no offence taken or meant.
        Im in a very mellow mood tonight.
        👍👍👍

      • Jay Lynch too, Ruff.
        His characters Nard n’ Pat are Laurel & Hardy for the 1960’s😀

      • As indeed am I! Not only well-stocked with Martell’s Cordon Bleu, Aldi’s ciders and a diversity of succulent titbits from Axons butchers to graze on… I’ve also scored a nice ½ of greenery from a decent grower. Also zopiclone, gabapentin and codeine 30mg in generous quantity from the quack (on the back of my smashed-up bone scapula; I’m really “milking” that one!) Plenty of 5HT modifiers, then!

        As if that cornucopia of licit and illicit drugs were not enough, I’ve also brought down to Didsbury my SME V tonearm, AT ART-1 pickup, and a very silent homemade motor unit on which to play several good LPs I have here.

        Can’t wait to smash Venetia’s back doors in on her return, but for now I must make do with the tunes and drugs and titbits. Like being 20 again in a weird way – and blessèd relief from the implausible cunts I defend to pay tax and personally enrich myself.

        I’m quite wasted as it goes (as is evident) but later I shall be Gary Sobers. It’s a fucker being a functioning alcoholic; quite a serious illness it is. Fortunately, all this torment will end quite soon.

      • I like the new Ajax. I think it’s the fact you’re in love which makes us see you in a new light.
        I just get the feeling that instead of laughing at people, you are starting to laugh along with people.
        Long may it last!

      • No Bertie, you do, as usual, have me all wrong. I’m a cunt alright – but at least I translate that into a decent living.

  11. The product of the millennial generation where everyone is a special little prince or princess. Look at me, i’m a gay, a trannie, saving the planet, fighting for social justice, a vegan……where’s my fucking prize?
    I wonder if Harry Halfwit has turned vegan yet? I’m sure I read somewhere that he sent a couple of bodyguards to pick up some KFC. Sparkletits must have been over Oprah’s that night, plotting world domination. I bet they smuggled in a few six packs of Budweiser the sneaky little cunt.

  12. Like racism or climate change and other trendy bandwagons these hectoring bourgeois wankers love to jump on, it will only be those in the West that will be expected to change. Forget the bushmeat trade in Africa or the wet markets in Asia and the disgusting halal animal slaughter by the religion of piss.

    • I’ve said this before, but don’t mind saying it again.

      The problem with jumping on the bandwagon is it’s very easy to slip, and find yourself mangled under the wheels.

      Step carefully!

  13. Her indoors was flicking through the channels a while ago and came upon one of those awful selling channels. They were purveying the finest vegan handbag, yes they were calling a plastic handbag vegan. How fucking low can the world get. A vegan shuns leather, a good leather bag will last more than a lifetime with a little looking after yet they prefer a piece of shite plastic bag made by some cheaply employed skutter in the far east. They then have the temerity to moan about meat killing the fucking planet. Vegans are cunts.

    • Don’t these cunts know that plastic is the number one enemy of marine life in the world? Thousands of seabirds and sea turtles, seals and other marine mammals are killed each year due to vegan handbags.

      • This is why the vegetarian handbag is the preferred choice.
        After giving several years service as a handbag, the scooped out pumpkin can either be eaten or planted – the perfect recycling solution!

      • I was a sea turtle id eat plastic bags too.
        Tastier than fuckin vegan food.

      • Sorry, Good Evening Ruff. You will always be known as Mr IsAC to me, as the poster who epitomises all that is good and pure in the IsAC poster.

      • Evening Bertie. Your love passes all understanding.

        N.I.A.G.W. obviously.

    • Well done Bertram, I have been selling leather for the last 45 years and trying to tell all the right on designer types that. Leather is a by-product of the meat trade, if it is not used for bags, shoes or whatever then it would end up in landfill.

      • This really illustrates the knock on effect if the meat trade fails. Leather trades, clothing ( I doubt if sheep farmers would continue just for wool with the pitiful prices they receive) will all fall by the wayside. What the fuck. These cunts have no idea about ecosystems and preserving things in balance.

      • A good point Bertie, The Gays buying arseless chaps and leather motorcycle hats for Pride month every year cannot be expected to support a whole sector.

  14. Let’s not fuck about.
    They are a bunch of odd cunts.
    No bacon?
    No steak?
    Total fucking rubbish.
    Grey pasty weak cunts.

  15. Fortunately, I`m a vagitarian: I love a labial splice – and I`m not averse to a bit of pube cress on the side.

  16. If you are having a vegan round for something to eat then, as a reasonable host you would try to find some vegan food to give them.
    Not too difficult as supermarkets have loads of the stuff, most of which they probably chuck out.
    Go to a vegans house to eat and do they make the effort to cook you a nice steak?
    Of course not. You will be served their vegan shit regardless.
    Selfish cunts.

  17. My half caste niece and her borderline arse bandit boyfriend were extolling the virtues of veganism last year. (Smelly student types). Smug as fuck and looking down on everyone else whilst pontificating about how they were helping the environment etc.
    Wasn’t long before he was stick thin and she was whiter than the coke they snort with her periods all over the shop. Her doctor told them to stop being stupid cunts.

  18. The fruitarians are the ones that make me chuckle. Fucking nutbars. No nutritionist worth their salt would ever recommend an exclusively fruit diet.

    Nutty old Steve Jobs was a fruitarian and the silly cunt happened to expire from pancreatic cancer.

    As MNC says – a Hollands Pie (or Pukka Pie) is the remedy here. Also plenty of Lincolnshire Poacher cheese and rib-eye steaks (with a nice fat vein running through) cooked on hot coals.

  19. Veganism is a First World affectation. Try going to Africa and telling those poor cunts they are destroying the planet and exterminating various animal species.
    When your arse is hanging out of your trousers and you don’t know where your next meal is coming from the pontifications of posh wankers at Islington dinner parties don’t mean shit.

    • Spot on Freddie.
      A hungry man isnt choosy.
      Holland and Barrett to Africans is the two missionaries their grandads cooked.

  21. I have been in trouble all my life for saying what I think. Still waiting for the day that someone arrogantly tells me they are a vegan. ” ARE YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN UTTER CUNT.

  22. I have friends who are vegetarian and they look like they’ve just done a stint in Belsen, same as people who religiously run, they look fucked and haggard, bacon cheese and tomato for lunch and steak and chips for dinner, thank you, shove your nut roast up your arse.!

  23. What are a disproportionate number of lesbians vegan?

    Not a joke, although a few of the IsAC’ers could supply a suitable punchline 👍

    • They dont touch the vegan sausage though CG!
      Just like to lick the lasagne.

  24. Chicken curry for dinner tonight.
    Pussy pie last night. Tasted so good, had second helpings 😉

    A balanced diet: pint of best in one hand, steak pie in the other👍

  25. If any of these cunts harassed me in the meat aisle, they’d get twatted with a frozen leg of lamb.
    Smelly, workshy, mental freaks.
    Hello, everyone.
    😀

    • Evening Jack.
      Do the vegans really do that?
      Go fairtrade bananas in supermarket aisles?
      Ive never seen one in Aldi.
      Id enjoy the debate!
      Is it breaking the vegan rules if they swallow their own blood?

      • If they accosted Fiddler, they would end up in the freezer along with said leg of lamb. Actually, he would be more annoyed that we think of him visiting Aldi in the first place. The very thought of it.

      • Not bad Jack,
        Working by the seaside today.
        Fair bit of work coming in.
        You busy mate?

      • Hello MNC. I’m busy now, after the Winter break. Although I was busy during Winter, but at home, which doesn’t pay any bunce. But it gives me a chance to get stuff done on the house etc. and I don’t have to go out when it’s snowing or pissing it down. Cold winds are a bastard, play havoc with the old angina.
        Whereabouts on the coast have you been ?

    • @LL.
      He’ll deny it, but he’s been seen in Lidl. Leering at some young dooshka’s.
      Trying to tempt them with some work on his ” farm “.
      Good evening.

      • Evening Jack.

        He has mentioned his vast orchards so I expect there is work picking the apples for his own brand cider, ‘The Merry Fiddler’

  26. More extreme than vegans are windfall fruitarians. They will only eat fruit – and fruit that’s has naturally dropped of the trees, not been mechanically picked. Not many of them around – all dying due to malnutrition. Cupid stunts.

    • I wont eat anything that castes a shadow or can be seen by the human eye.
      I look down on vegans.

  27. Like it or not the future is probably vegan, seeing as vegetables appear to be running the Western World these days.
    Really unfit for purpose, useless vegetables…

  28. Fruitarians are cunts an’ all. You know that wanker William Tell? He didn’t split the apple in half, the bolt splattered his kid’s nose all across his stupid face and lodged in his retarded brain.
    How do I know this?…….I work for the BBC, I know everything you Nazi cunts!

  29. Family members are Vegetarian or vegan. Miserable fuckers-every-last-one.
    Christmas Dinner at our was becoming such a fucking performance, I banned them.

    Spring has sprung. Mis is right-nature has gone into full porno mode: Pigeons chasing each other around the garden, along with young Foxes, deer and rabbits. Especially rabbits.
    So much so that yesterday, I ended the amnesty as the bastards were destroying the orchard. 7 bunnies now gone to heaven. 3 for the foxes (who are tame and most appreciative), 4 for the freezer.
    Fuck veganism.👎

    • Glad someone else noticed CG.
      Natures gone full porno.
      Depraved little fuckers shagging everywhere!
      Foxes screeching in sexual ecstasy.
      Phallic bulbs in the woods, squirrels fondling nuts etc.
      Its disgraceful!
      Ive written and complained to my MP.
      Although chases are hes just as depraved.

      • To be fair Mis, the sap is rising in my loins too. Feeling like a randy teenager at the moment😙

  30. I am currently “curating” my collection of horribly scored and scratched LPs over a fair bit of puff and ether.

    What occurs to me is the level of information the SME V arm and newish ART1 cartridge can uncover through the noise. It’s rather odd hearing what Dr John’s producer wanted us all to hear in the “Night Tripper” whereas 99.5% were listening on a BSR Monarch through a couple of EL84s at that time.

    Loving it. Barclay James Harvest into Raumwohnungen, The Egg, Happy Mondays, Jean Michel Jarre, Brian Eno, Aztec Camera for a treat, and Disraeli Gears to return to Earth. Niiice!

      • Agreed, Norman it is top. I know BJH was unfashionable but I always thought he really did have something to say.

      • When I was in chokey (weirdly and briefly) I met a drummer who was looking at 5-7 for conspiracy drugs importation. He had been working in Thailand as a session musician for BJH immediately before his arrest.

        Never did get why he didn’t j at carry on playing for BJH and simply keep his nose relatively clean. Greed I suppose. He was a very fine musician.

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