A belated International Wimminz Day nom for the ‘Legbeard’, AKA the female neckbeard.
Qualifying criteria include hirsute pits and crotch, dyed hair, possibly in dreadlocks, nose studs, a fondness for ‘alternative’ lifestyles’, henna, new folk, consumer feminism, Doctor Who and Harry Potter and board games. Probably calls herself a ‘Wiccan’, thinks Christianity is evil but quiet on Islam, all men are potential rapists and the patriarchy is keeping her down (rather than her not washing herself and being late). Throws tantrums over anything and everything on Facebook. Doesn’t enjoy being corrected despite telling others to ‘educate yourself’. Usually contradicts her own argument within two posts.
Her head is usually quite manly (see Miranda Hart) or simply a glob of lard plopped onto a larger glob with no discernable neck. All of her friends are male and sport bum-fluff facial hair and unnervingly prominent breasts, despite not being obese.
She is a ‘girl gamer/geek’ or some childish shite, thinking it will endear her to men, but secretly finds the flabby man-children who gravitate towards her sexually repulsive, as well as being on a lower income than her and not being able to drive. She works in as an ‘administrator’ somewhere, usually public sector or NGO and provincial.
She’s usually fucking fat: barely over five feet and at least fourteen stone. Sometimes vegan, but the butter pastry and batter mix keeps calling. She’s against fat-shaming and proclaims her body shape as ‘real’, while crying about it because her doctor told her she was at risk of type 2 diabetes.
She’s also terrified of any man who drives a van or uses tool and speaks a glottal or alveolar stop. She doesn’t know how to speak to non-white people and is petrified of being called racist.
Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime
I wonder if RuffTuff and Cunstable will get the horn?
(if they turn up late on here we will know why! – DA)
That ‘educate yourself’ is one of the most annoying internet phrases of recent years. The person using it really means ‘read what I read, think what I think.’ Doss cunts.
Random thought #21…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2021/01/17/thought-of-the-day/#more-13259
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Morning Admin, morning all…. 👍
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Sorrry I’m late.
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Disgraceful.
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It’s a wonder you’ve been able to cum at all Cunstable, looking at that animal in the photo.
😊
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This is the depths of depravity.
I’ve only been out of bed ten minutes and have been confronted by this abomination!
Shave it and then shoot it.
A disgraceful episode indeed.
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She should be locked in a prison wing with serial rapists. That is as good as chemical castration. Poetic justice all round.
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They wouldn’t touch her Mr Frog, even sex starved rapists have some standards.
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Millie Tant
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She’s got degree in North African Lesbian poetry and a celtic tattoo above her closely-shaved, never-used front bottom. She has a tattoo of a unicorn on her arse.Whist having her chin shaved, she chats to the barber about men curfews, Canadian rock, and artificial insemination.
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Put it in a burqua and throw it to the crocs.
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Surely that’s a man? Please tell me it’s just some retarded trans speaking it’s “truth” that’s it’s really a woman? Otherwise my world has been turned upside down to learn that the female form could assume such a repulsive appearance.
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Seriously, there must be something in modern water and/or food that produces these dreadful characteristics.
Think back to the 60s, 70s and 80s. They simply didn’t exist. The only time you saw something so yeti-like was on Arthur Clarke’s Mysterious World.
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Or even Arthur C Clarke’s Mysterious World.
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Arthur Clark’s original, for all its lack of polish, was far better though.
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That’s a welcome blast from the past. I used to love Arthur C. Cunts Mysterious World. He was the first modern science fiction author I ever read as well. A great writer.
‘From his retreat in Sri-Lanka”. Now we all know why he retreated to Sri Lanka!
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Yes, he retreated to Sri Lanka to play games of ‘ping pong’ with his young, male companions.
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Fuck me, that soon got rid of the early morning salute.
I would ask if she has a pen? And then say ‘isn’t it about time you got back to it, the farmer must be missing you’
Usually best to completely avoid these types. You can’t have a reasonable debate with them and who wants to waste time chatting to something fat, hideous and bitter when they are women much more pleasant on the eye to talk too.
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No wonder there are so many q ueers in the world these days with monstrosities like this passing itself off as women.
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Bloody hell admin, That was FUGLY.
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I often think of the dedication Admin shows in bringing us the beauties in the world. I always feel sick in the morning because of tablets I have to take. This morning I don’t need the tablets.
(You’re welcome – DA)
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I bet none of you would care if she was straddling your face,pissflaps quivering
as your darting tongue reached for the tantalising piercing in her juicy, throbbing clit…you gently flick it…she,in return, sprays you with a stream of hot,steaming piss…..the night has just begun.
You vile degenerates…you appal me with your disgusting fantasies.
(I will have nightmares tonight! And for whatever reason Jess fucking Phillips, has entered my head right now. May as well take an overdose and not bother going to bed at all if it means having to face that torment in my dreams – DA)
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I was just enjoying my morning bowl of Arse-Bix when I read that. You’ve ruined my breakfast.
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You should stick to kippers…nice stinky kippers.
Morning,MM
Morning,All.
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DA: you should be having nightmares about what goes on 50 stories underground at GCHQ Benhall, not Jess Phil«her» lips!
Knobby Knowles
Dunroamin
TWATT
KW17 2LN
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Behold the future. What today’s young men have to look forward to…
“You’ll Shag nothing and you’ll be happy”
(K. Scwab).
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“Schwab” ffs.
The old cunt is so evil it makes it hard to write his name…
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Whatever that is, it needs to be incinerated.
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The really strange thing is that the creature is smiling. If I had been dealt the cards that this one has the chances of me looking happy are zero.
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She’s only smiling because she found out her picture is being used on here. So many men, so little time.
Fire up the oven Unkle Terry!
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It’s not fucking big enough for that!
Back to the drawing board.
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What the fuck is that?
(Not even the makers of “Alien” would want anything as horrific as that in their films – DA)
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Aw fucking hell, Chewbaka
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Fucking hell, Halloween already? Makes me want to bring my breakfast back up…truly a pig with lipstick, I will have to gouge out my own eyes
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Nowt a bit of lippy can’t solve.
Just dim the lights if your fussy.
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You would never find this in Russia or China.
Ergo, The West is fucked.
For someone who would happily transport the world back to the 1950’s , this is most upsetting.
I should not be exposed to this kind of freakshow, first thing in a morning .
I shall need to listen to some Big War Film Themes ,to restore my equilibrium.
Where Eagles Dare, will do for starters.
Good old Richard Burton.
” Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Get To Fuck, over “
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Not sure about Russia. Russian women are indistinguishable from Russian men.
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Oh, I don’t know Jack, you might get a few east of the Urals where the Almasty has been spotted.
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Her beards not come through properly yet.
Still young I suppose?
No wonder she only came second in the Ms. Brighton contest.
(Perhaps she’s wants to join ZZ Top – DA)
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I bet you could knit a Doctor Who style scarf with her clam’s-beard.
Keeping fit.MNC?
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Not bad thanks Dick👍
Youd think these blushing marys on here had never seen a bearded lady before wouldnt you?
Something to grip hold of when draining your spuds isnt it?
Fine figure of a woman😁😁
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Owen Jones and the rest of the male Grauniad staff are still envious of her bum fluff Miserable. What does her tattoo say. “Yellow You Blue”? Must be some kind of cunt code.
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Cant make her ink out LL?
‘slippery when wet’?
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Potholing banned.
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“Caution. No hand signals”
😀
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Where the fuck do you find these fuckers?
I dont know if it’s Admin or whether Cuntamus supplied the picture, but one or both of you needs help.
(To misquote the famous strapline from Alien – “In Google no one can hear you scream!” – it’s quite a traumatic experience finding appropriate pics for noms. Most admins suffer from PTSD – DA)
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I’ve been needing help since I was twelve.
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Starts her sentence with the word “So” and her only response to her sister’s perfectly reasonable observation is “So?”
Nuff said.
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That pic looks like Elton John
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I bet some of you lot have seen a lot worse on a Friday or Saturday night doing the local city centre pubs and clubs with 10 pints of Stella swilling inside you! (I know I have!)
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There would not be enough beer goggles to make me tup that horror. Blast it into space already.
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Rowland Browning from Grange Hill-has aged well😂
Seriously, you do see some sights, nowadays.
Drive around any large college or university town/city-freaks everywhere 😢
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Perhaps there is actually another gender, as that thing in the picture exhibits characteristics of both standard genders, but is not convincing or attractive to either.
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There are only two genders when it comes to a proposed night time curfew.
As for that thin picturd, that would frighten a fucking police horse.
I’m keeping that ‘picturd’, it sort of fits.
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thin* where the fuck did that come from?
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Is the lad in the picture related to the Flabbotomus?My God “she” was hit with the ugly stick countless times!!!!!!
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Having now had the “pleasure” of viewing “it’s” photo on my desktop, I think the tattoo says: “Follow your Blue”-which must be gay code for “Just be gay”.
I would say that looking like that, her life choices were pretty limited, anyway.
Poor cow.
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Doesn’t really matter with cunts like the header pic, beard or no beard it’s still an ugly fucking trout.
What annoys me are fucking gorgeous women who spoil a perfect body with a stupid tattoo 😪
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