The Covid jab is a cunt.
Nothing to do with chinky skullduggery, Bill Gates, flat earthers or any of that crap.
I had the shot on Saturday afternoon (because of a kidney related problem) and it makes you fucking suffer. Every bit of me, apart from my knob, aches. Splitting headaches, shivering even when the heating is on, nausea, puking. That’s why I’ve been missing for a day or two and I am still suffering the after effects. I don’t know if it works in the long term, but its side effects are a total cunt.
Nominated by: Norman
and on a similar side-effects note, here’s one from Sir Limply Stoke
Dodgy vaccines, dodgy politicians
Did a quick tot up and going back to 1952 I have had the following innoculations:
Kicked off with smallpox and since then I have also had vaccs for diptheria, typhoid, tetanus, polio, TB, some bizzare Indian bug which I caught anyway, hepatitus, seasonal flu, pneumonia and most recently Covid (Oxford AstraZeneca). am still alive and have never vomited aliens. No side effects from any of them or their boosters.
Then along comes the Oxford AstraZeneca and immediately demonstrates Black Opps – denounced by hissy fit EU as untestested, Macron states it doesn’t work, Merkel announces on TV that she would not take it. Then EU claims it fails to work on under 30s then it is dangerous for the over 65s (that’s me fucked then). Then along come the blood clots and rather counter-intuitively haemorrhaging as alleged in Austria and Italy. Also South Africa dumps its batches on darkest Africa claiming they do not work on virus variants.
Much speculation that it is a rogue batch but news blackout on which plant in which country produced it. Manufacturing sites include India, UK, Switzerland, Italy and Norway.
http://www.businessinsider.com/astrazeneca-covid-vaccine-countries-suspend-denmark-thailand-batch-blood-clots-2021-3?r=US&IR=T
Clearly at a time of great shortage worldwide of vaccines there is a large slosh of same circulating unwanted. This leads me to the Big Idea. Iran has a great shortage of vaccines and while the uncharitable may think “tough cheddar” there is the Zadari Ratcliff hostage problem. Iran claims a large wodge of cashola for paid for but undelivered UK tanks dating back to the fall of the Shah and the smart money has it that the present and ongoing hostage situation is an attempt to extort same from the UK. Solution? Swop hostage for dodgy vaccines. Simple.
Humanitarian concern that our Iranian friends might develop blood clots? Tough cheddar.
Not that it’s any consolation Norm but I was pretty ill afterwards. Not as extreme but enough to put me in bed early. I always react, even flu jabs but I made my choice. btw. I think we are in the same location, must have been an EU destined batch.
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That suggests your immune system is strong, as it rallies against what is a small and controlled quantity of the virus entering your body.
You tend to find that older folk, whose immune systems are not in the first flush of youth, complain about a painful injection site and that’s about it.
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My older wife had the runs and complained about the amount of bogroll she went through in the 2 days after jab. I just felt really sick the 2nd day (why the 2nd?) after it. Both had a bit of a sore arm. Wonder what the 2nd one will be like.
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2nd wife?
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Could also suggest you’ve pumped your body with poison and are having an adverse reaction to it
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apart from the 460 who’ve died, I suppose?
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I had the Pfizer Covid jab 5 weeks ago. No symptoms or side effects.
The EU bureacunts who have blocked the OxfordAZ jab are just anti-British. Blood clots my arse, pregnant wimmin are 5 times more likely to get blood clots than non pregnant wimmin. Try banning sex you cunts, you’ll all be extinct in less time than it took us to leave your shitty club.
Good luck in the next war too ya EUROCUNTS!
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Mrs Cunting Mess has just had the AZ jab due to her underlying irritable wife syndrome. Hope it bloody hurts 🤪
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Exactly the same scenario here ACM.
Had the Pfizer jab two weeks ago, a slightly sore arm for the day was the only downside.
Mrs Stroker has the AZ jab yesterday for exactly the same reason as your Mrs. She is a little under the weather as a result of the jab but felt well enough to go out for her daily walk.
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It is interesting, however, the fit of pique the EU are having with the vaccine. Especially France. On Sunday it was safe, yesterday Shortarse Macron said it wasn’t, now today the French minister for health says it is safe again. In Italy, where they prevented doses being shipped to Australia, they have now banned it.
Even Lord Poofter Adonis must see that the EU is a bunch of incompetent wankers, who couldn’t arrange a piss-up in a brewery.
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Agree with you totally WC; I am certain that if Brexit had not occurred the ‘problem’ would not exist. I spoke to a Dutch radio ham a couple of nights ago and he was more than a bit pissed off with the pantomime.
Hopefully, more seeds of doubt will be planted in the minds of Europeans as to the validity of the EU.
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Radio hams – I wonder if there are any Slime ones??
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This war on the Astra-Zeneca vaccine is bollox. The EU threaten WWWIII if they don’t get it and then say it’s ineffective anyway. All of a sudden it causes blood clots based on a dozen samples out of the hundred of thousands successfully administered. All sounds like EU sour grapes to me.
I had the AZ vaccine and yes, I felt very tired with a headache the next day, but it had cleared by the evening.
Meanwhile the EU’s war on AZ is backfiring. Europeans are refusing it and the virus is spreading unchecked, all due to the spiteful lies propagated by President Micron and Herman Merkel.
Serves the cunts right.
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Just so long as your todger is chipper!
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So far it’s ok. Oh…hang on a minute…..
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Every person I know, from family members to neighbours, has had side effects ranging from mild headache all the way up to severely fashed for several days.
Not sure what people expected really. Rush through development, with financial rewards and indemnity for the manufacturers? Bypass the skin and gut defences, putting someone elses synthetic ‘smart idea’ into your system?
I don’t wish harm on those who’ve taken it, but you’ll get no sympathy from me. Nature knows best, and not some cunt in a white lab coat bankrolled by cunts in thousand dollar suits.
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I shouldn’t think any family or neighbours are talking to you the way you’ve trashed vaccines over the last few weeks. You don’t mention any friends reactions to your ‘theories.’
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I don’t want to worry you Chunky but it’s predicted that the next wave of the virus will seek out those who’ve not had the vaccine, whatever their age or health status.
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Are you on the payroll lol. I’ll be fine thanks. Haven’t worn a mask or washed my hands post-supermarket, yet here I am! A miracle.
I used to get the tube to work, 2 hours each day, for a few years. Never washed my hands then either. Not once did I get ill, get an sti, not even a sniffle. But you know when I did get ill? After being sleep deprived, taking drugs, and eating nothing but smarties.
I also worked in a hospital at the time.
My own lived experience tells me there’s something fundamentally wrong with our theory of illness
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“ Not once did I get ill, get an sti ?
What is an Sti?
Is it a Stiffy?
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An sti is something that by all logic I should have contracted given how often I’d bosh one off with unwashed hands, and given the filth that inhabits London. The number of times I’d see bits of turd on the toilet floor in that hospital – there were signs saying “no standing-squatting ON the toilet”, to give you an idea of our clientele demographic.
I should have contracted AIDs and some tropical fever at least once.
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STI stands for sexually transmitted infection, and its very rare for wankers to get it, as it is usually contracted through sex, and the last time I heard, that requires at least another person to qualify.
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You can get rubber burns off blow up dolls if that counts Japseye?
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I don’t know Mis, I don’t want to try a blow up doll, I might fall in love and be too scared to let her down.😉
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‘Lived experience’ – a term used by SJWs who are arguing from intuition and anecdotes.
Is a ‘lived experience’ better than an unlived one?
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Wankers may well be more immune to sti’s but it tends to be when cunts and arseholes get involved that things can turn ugly.
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Hard cheese, Norman. Of the ten people I know personally who have had the jab (including me and Lady C) none have had any adverse reaction, unless you count the two who had a slightly sore arm the following morning.
Four of us had the Pfizer, the rest Oxford AZ.
Suspect the EU blood clot scare is brought to us courtesy of the idiot offspring of Dr Andrew Wakefield and Carol Vorderman.
Fuck them.
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Carol still gives me the horn.
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I would like to daub her titties with HP Sauce before she gave me a hot sausage sandwich.
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Just a decent pair of udders
With some old lady stuck to them.
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Carol gives me brewer’s droop. Susie Dent (25 years ago) still gives me the horn though.
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Used to see Carol on the regular driving her silver vauxhall zafira around Bristol. Always waved to her on my motorbike and she always waived back. She is fit.
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I had Pfizer. No problem. Wife had Oxford, some ill effects for a couple of days.
Bill Gates keeps popping up though.
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On the subject of vaccines, has anyone wondered how come China is up and running with no 2nd or 3rd wave? Not one for conspiracies but this fucker looks and walks like a duck.
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They’re not the only country. Nepal basically has said ‘fuck this, we can’t afford it’ and now ‘mysteriously’ it’s as if there is no pandemic. India somehow is out of the woods, despite all its filth, poverty, and pavement turds.
And yet we’re talking about a third-wave despite our vaccination progress lol.
No one likes to admit they’ve been had. But we’ve been fucking had.
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The longer the Kung Flu “crisis” is dragged out, the more lovely social engineering and “temporary” emergency powers can be inflicted upon the population.
Can’t let an opportunity like this go to waste…
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One of the benefits of living under a totalitarian government.
https://www.wired.co.uk/article/china-crushed-coronavirus-pandemic
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Fuck me, if they think the West is cooking the books on the Covid figures, you bet your fingers that the rinkies dish out. Somewhere between absolute bollocks and dangerous misinformation. Don’t forget, it’s their lies, parroted by the WHO that have put the world in this mess.
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Funny lot the Continentals.
Don’t seem to like us much and always causing bother.
If they don’t want our vaccine then they can Fuck Off.
I wish we’d left them all to Adolf.
He would have vaccinated the cunts into a cocked hat.
Or shallow grave.
Good Health!
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Usually carbolic acid direct into cardiac muscle.
Get in line, Macron, Beaune and Muffley Merkel!
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He was very clean. Started off with making the factories sort out pest infestations and bathed 4 times a day.
The gas used was Zyklon A.
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I got a text this morning to book a covid vaccine at a health centre.
Only worry I have is will they harvest my genetic DNA to make a’ super soldier’ serum?
Not the trusting type when comes to doctors or eggheads.
Mate of mine, got bitten in a lab by a spider,
Only radioactive wasnt it!!
Now hes got side effects.
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6 more legs?
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Sticks to walls Moggs!
And webs the bed now.
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That’s nothing, MNC, I read somewhere, The Daily Bugle I think, that a meek and mild doctor was caught by a massive dose of gamma rays during a military nuclear weapons testing programme, Turned the cunt green and caused him to rip his shirts and trousers.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Afternoon Twenty👍
Heard about that bloke.
He had a clear case for a multi million dollar legal action.
Became a drifter!
To melancholy music.
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I met some silly cunt on my way back from the high street. He went on an on about how he had just been for his jab. His view was that “You have to do what the Government tells you, don’t you. Didn’t hurt a bit” I wondered if the cunt wanted a medal for having the jab and/or his impeccable logic. This sort of ‘Look at me, what a hero I am for having the vakzine’ shit seems to be all the rage on the street and in the MSM. What utter shit. A nation of heroes and lions? A nation of wet cunts more like.
The suspension of the AZ vakzine is more than EU wide (unless Taiwan and Norway have recently joined. The US is also carrying out an inquiry. Still, Boris said its fine, so that’s all right then.
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Silly illiterate cunt in fact – he couldn’t even spell the word vaccine!
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I’m a bit stuck on this one…I had dealing with someone who had “Covid” (he’s dead now..no idea if “Covid” was the true cause of death)..yet I didn’t catch it…or if I did,I certainly wasn’t aware. I’ve pretty much done my own thing throughout..worked when I could,shopped wherever and whenever I fancied etc.,but I did put on a mask when shopping rather than have the faff of people getting aerated about me not wearing one.
I’m a tad unsure about getting injected for something which I totally accept is real…but seems to have given me a miss without any injection or too many precautions on my part. Seems to be tempting fate a bit,I reckon.
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I’m exactly the same as you, DF. That said, I’ll probably brush some supermarket wares with my fingers that some infected cunt has touched previously with snotty fingers and then it will be good night Vienna.
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Top-tip Paul: whilst out shopping, etc, avoid touching your face until you’re back home and have washed your hands with soap and water while singing the national anthem backwards TWICE.
That said, I’m sure you already knew that, seeing as Mrs Maskinback is a GP, is she not?
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Two of my in-laws had the AZ jab with no issues whatsoever.
My mate’s aunt had it, collapsed shortly afterwards, was put into a coma and now has some organ damage.
About the time she was being put into an induced coma her car was clamped, so cunt of a day for her….
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Half the story will come out in the distant future – this is what you get when you mix truth, propaganda, lies, vested interest and nonsense and throw in a few smokescreens and tinfoil hatters to queer the pitch.
As a relatively young Man in decent shape and generally bear like robustness I will not be having any “stabbin’ wiv da jabbin” – I would rather trust my own immune system than play Russian roulette with something which is potentially injurious – were I ten years older or in poor health I may have a different opinion.
The EU need a jab, with a bayonet – it’s the only language these blighters understand!
Johnson needs a jab, followed by a cross, then a left, few to the body – Marvellous Marvin let me down by having the barefaced cheek to die so it looks like it’s down to me..
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Modded? Not a fkin clue..
Us neither. Just approved it. Ta – NA.
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It was the word quèer.
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Cheers NA! 👍 – I shall refrain from the “q**er” word!
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The Pink Beret gizzard is now “officially” a “she.”
Aren’t there enough Dog-ugly wimmin around?
Meanwhile, a threesome with Charlotte Church and Penny Mordaunt beckons…
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1 in 850,000 chance of having a clot. More chance of drowning in the bath.
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Why does it bother you so much if people on here don’t want the vaccine? You’ve had it, your now immune apparently so why the antagonistic approach to those who choose not to?
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Myself and Mrs Cuntatious both had the AZ one. We felt rough for about a week. I had one day of feeling really shite and the rest were like having a light bout of flu. She was a bit worse, hers went on for about 10 days and she actually resorted to talking paracetamol. That’s a huge thing to her, in 20 years of being together I’ve very very rarely seen her take pills. We’re both already booked for dose 2 and looking forward to it.
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I felt like shit for 2 days after mine.Got mine because of my job and also I have vulnerable relatives.Had a headache the next day that spread throughout my body.Felt like fucking flu.Felt fine again after a couple of days
An extremely elderly neighbour of mine had a blood clot after having the Astrazeneca vaccine.All her family panicked.No one is considering the fact she has multiple underlying serious health conditions including heart and blood pressure problems and has lived well over a decade longer than life expectancy and is bedbound so not much movement.I think the numbers for Astrazeneca aren`t remarkable considering how old and ill the top priorities groups were.I can`t help but think there is a jealousy in the EU over the vaccine.Suspending it just hurts them though so it is baffling.
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I think the IVth Reich has more than proved that it will cut off its nose to spite its face.
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Sorry about this but I had the AZ jab yesterday. I feel exactly the same as the day before yesterday. Not a single blood clots as yet.
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Not buying any of the shit the EU come out with as it’s all politicised to fuck. Reckon they’ve run out of supplies.
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The only thing they are interested in is giving the UK stick. They don’t give a fuck if tens of thousands people die as long as they can belittle the UK. Sour faced twisted fucks. If they don’t want their AZ jabs they should donate them to the third world. Dumbfucks.
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My alcoholic cunt Mate is having the jab today…I am genuinely concerned for him as a mate and also the fact he owes me money. If he dies I’ll bill Cashtra Zeneca. Go fuck yourselves.
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B&WC@ – Afternoon B&W – the best way in the world to ensure “social distancing” is to loan some fker money! 😀👍
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Afternoon VF. Lol, if the cunt dies I’ll go down the hospital and sell his body to the Kebab processing place. 😁
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I can report no side effects as I would rather scarf out my own anus than have that shit injected into my arm.
I will let you lot take the muck and if you haven’t mutated or dropped over in the next twelve months I may consider the one that kills least people.
Anyway, I’ve had covid and unless you’re about to swim the River Styx anyway I’m sure you’ll be fine.
If you’re a chimney, chubster or fossil I would advise you having it as what could happen that would be worse than mutating into an extra from Alien 3?
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Don’t prove my nomination for the overvalued Ph.D correct just yet.
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Apologies to Imitation Yank. I thought the Ant-vaxxer was you.
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If you gave the same amount of people peanuts instead of the vaccine, there would have been far more deaths.
Perspective?
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Cashtra Zeneca vaccine causing blood clots? Ah wah di bloodclaaat ah gwan? Me don’t want di bloodclaaat vaccine.
Go fuck ya bloodclaaat self.
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I had my AZ jab yesterday morning – no sides effects at all. I’ve not even turned gay, develop breasts, or a yearning for some brown sauce to go with my pork vaccine.
However, the jab confirmed to me that the vaccine is racist.
It was at the Ethidad Stadium (Man City’s ground) and there were lots of people coming and going, with loads of staff to help and administer the vaccine.
The only person of colour that I saw was manning the door. Or it could have been theming the door I suppose.
I’ve never seen so many white people…
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I had my jab in the peaceful area of Scunny. Marshals all white (no surprise as peacefuls help no fucker) Jabees all white. Not a single brown face anywhere. Might thin the fuckers out.
Bill Gates still hanging round.
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Oddly enough, in Cardiff the only dark Quay was on the door…
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I’d heard it increases the gay levels in your subconsciousness so for insistence you are like 4% bi or have gay tendencies it increases by 15% so you’ll be like 19% gay now
Also these aren’t the only jabs There will be more for people who catch and survive one of the mutant strains of corona will have to get another dose anyway? I swear this nightmare will never end and not magically because everyone is dosed
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Not only no dark keys in sight but no whining millenials, eurotrash or other assorted non desirables. Just white Brits., cheerful, smiling, polite.
For 5 minutes it was like living in a civilised country.
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Got my first jab tomorrow. Thanks a lot Norm.
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The two countries that are in the lead – way out in front – in the distribution of the Bat Flu jab are Israel, the UAE, and (drum roll) The United Kingdom. And look at the rates of the rest of the countries under the boot of the ever so wonderful EU.
Suck on that, Remoaners…
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Evt16QwXEAQGw6Q?format=jpg&name=large
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Three countries, that should say… Cunt…
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Israel and the UAE, both bastions of human rights and fair play to all citizens, the very pinnacle of the civilised world.
The UK isn’t far behind with enforced house arrest, corrupt dealings, laws made up on fag packets and then enforced by corrupt police.
Go UK on experimenting on its population.
(The EU is a cunt though, no doubt)
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All true, but it’s good to bait EU lovers with. And it’s also a great thing to watch Remainer cunts like Lineker and Matilis squirm over it. Post that covid jab graph to Lineker’s Twatter account and he’ll block you for it. Lovely stuff.
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Under house arrest, Spanky?
Suggest you move to Suffolk. This morning I took the cat to the vet’s, and just came in now from doing a twice-weekly shop. No probs.
Try leaving your front door, you may be pleasantly surprised. 🙂
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And finally –
Breaking news. Phil the Greek once switched of the central heating in the Queen Mothers Buck House apartments to force the old bag out.
Kudos.
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You’ve got to love Old Phil.
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I won’t take it for a number of reasons but blood clotting is a great concern to me the vaccine shills are downplaying it despite the growing list of cases and countries joining the ban on the astrazenca vaccine
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1 in 850,000 chance of getting a clot. No statistical variation between those getting blood clots with or without taking the vaccine.
1 in 6000 chance of dying from Covid.
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I only had the jab because someone told me it would make me autistic. I shouldn’t have listened.
Despite me having every vaccine since birth, I still can’t draw for shit.
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I don’t want to have the jab. In an ideal world I wouldn’t have it and I have never had a flu jab. But if it means I can sit inside a pub or go shopping without wearing a fucking face mask, then reluctantly I will have it. The European reaction to stop using the Oxford-AstraZeneca vaccine reeks of bad feeling over Brexit and jealously that our vaccination programme is way ahead of theirs. There is absolutely no suggestion the vaccine is unsafe and out of 17 million people in the EU and the UK who have received a dose of the vaccine, fewer than 40 cases of blood clots have been reported as of last week (according to the BBC surprisingly). And there is zero evidence that those blood clots were directly linked to the vaccine.
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Iran should have been nuked years ago. 1979, in fact.
Cunt though he undoubtedly was, Saddam Hussein served a purpose and had his uses. He kept all those savages and nutjobs in Iraq in line. Only a cunt like him could have done it. And he did, until he was deposed and killed by those imbeciles, Bush and Blair. Now all the animals in Iraq have escaped from the zoo after the death of their keeper. A Saddam led Iraq was better for the West.
Whereas that Ayatollah loon let the nutters run riot, encouraged terrorism, handed out fatwas, and generally took the absolute piss. The minute the Shah was gone, those cunts shouldn’t have been given time to breathe. Reagan’s first act should have been turning Iran and its ‘Revoultion’ to fucking glass.
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