The Covid jab is a cunt.
Nothing to do with chinky skullduggery, Bill Gates, flat earthers or any of that crap.
I had the shot on Saturday afternoon (because of a kidney related problem) and it makes you fucking suffer. Every bit of me, apart from my knob, aches. Splitting headaches, shivering even when the heating is on, nausea, puking. That’s why I’ve been missing for a day or two and I am still suffering the after effects. I don’t know if it works in the long term, but its side effects are a total cunt.
Nominated by: Norman
and on a similar side-effects note, here’s one from Sir Limply Stoke
Dodgy vaccines, dodgy politicians
Did a quick tot up and going back to 1952 I have had the following innoculations:
Kicked off with smallpox and since then I have also had vaccs for diptheria, typhoid, tetanus, polio, TB, some bizzare Indian bug which I caught anyway, hepatitus, seasonal flu, pneumonia and most recently Covid (Oxford AstraZeneca). am still alive and have never vomited aliens. No side effects from any of them or their boosters.
Then along comes the Oxford AstraZeneca and immediately demonstrates Black Opps – denounced by hissy fit EU as untestested, Macron states it doesn’t work, Merkel announces on TV that she would not take it. Then EU claims it fails to work on under 30s then it is dangerous for the over 65s (that’s me fucked then). Then along come the blood clots and rather counter-intuitively haemorrhaging as alleged in Austria and Italy. Also South Africa dumps its batches on darkest Africa claiming they do not work on virus variants.
Much speculation that it is a rogue batch but news blackout on which plant in which country produced it. Manufacturing sites include India, UK, Switzerland, Italy and Norway.
http://www.businessinsider.com/astrazeneca-covid-vaccine-countries-suspend-denmark-thailand-batch-blood-clots-2021-3?r=US&IR=T
Clearly at a time of great shortage worldwide of vaccines there is a large slosh of same circulating unwanted. This leads me to the Big Idea. Iran has a great shortage of vaccines and while the uncharitable may think “tough cheddar” there is the Zadari Ratcliff hostage problem. Iran claims a large wodge of cashola for paid for but undelivered UK tanks dating back to the fall of the Shah and the smart money has it that the present and ongoing hostage situation is an attempt to extort same from the UK. Solution? Swop hostage for dodgy vaccines. Simple.
Humanitarian concern that our Iranian friends might develop blood clots? Tough cheddar.
Anyone who has had a bad reaction to the jab should fill out the Yellow Card, the more people who do this the better the understanding of the side effects.
Just looking at the posts today suggests that the flu like reaction is more common than the one in 10 suggested by the regulators.
I had headache, shivers, nausea, lasted about a day and a half.
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My Mum is 87 and felt ill for 3 days after having the first jab. Seemed to fall sick about a week after having it – same symptoms you list but lasted longer.
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my wife and I both had the AZ/Oxford Shot about 4 weeks ago. Minor ‘Flu like reaction. Take the shot and fuck the EU.
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What should I do, I thought. Should I take the jab or should I be one of these immature ‘I’m not going to do a damn thing they tell me, aren’t I clever’ cunts. No to be honest I didn’t even think about it, I got AZ’d in mid February, got no adverse reaction whatsoever and my second shot is booked for early May. Looking forward to it.
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Good luck on LV426…give my regards to WY
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Yes, because taking a vaccine that has gone through 3 stages of trials is the same as sending people to a fictional moon.
FFS.
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Your a modern day hero
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Cuntamus Prime, what the difference between LV426 and the so called vaccine?
One is fiction, the other is fantasy…you take your pick.
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Not for me.Sorry guys.
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Neil Ferguson predicted half a million deaths if we did nothing, we should have done nothing or had a referendum on it.
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I’d have been willing to bet that we should have done nothing, continued as normal but we’ll never know for sure now will we.
No faking of death certificates to bump the numbers up etc or the often vile and relentless media driven propaganda, let “our” NHS get on with their jobs so no tik tok routines please, and then see where we are. We can only dream.
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I’m afraid all this panic over a cough has set a precedent, every time some little thing comes along to see off the unhealthy it will generate the same result.
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A cull of 20 million would have been a good start. And, I would contend, a boner fide vote winner.
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The chances of getting a blood clot from the AZ chimp blood are 0.7% relative to a healthy middle-aged adult dying from Covid.
Man up and take the jab. I have and only had a mild headache. Nobody I know who has had it has felt ill.
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As opposed to catching a flu like virus with a 99.7% survival rate. Nah your okay thanks. You crack on though and do what your told, can add to the numbers and save the rest of us with sense from getting it
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I’ll leave it thanks but I appreciate the offer…I’m off to see Matt Hancock’s bar man to procure some operating theatre equipment, used but still in good condition.
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I’ve had it, my wife has had a d my daughter, who works in a hospital, has had two.
None of us had a reaction to the first jab. Daughter had a sore arm for 24 hours.
Any vaccine can have side effects. All of them are better then dying or Long Covid…
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