Metal Monoliths

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Superstitious savages are cants…

Just in case you haven’t noticed, some strange metal monoliths have started appearing around the world in the strangest of places, a desert in Utah, a field in Belgium, even on a beach in the UK. This strange phenomenon has been meet with wonder, curiosity and interest. However when mentioning the strangest of places one has cropped up on a roundabout in DR Congo and true to form has been attacked by a furious mob citing among other theories, satanic evil origins, so they promptly trashed it in barbaric pitchfork and torches style?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-56112310

Fuck off!

Nominated by: TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell

51 thoughts on “Metal Monoliths”

  1. Oh I don’t know, it would be no great loss if the same brand of native scepticism were meted out on the Georgia Guidestones.

  3. Small point of order please Admin. I am not cunting metal monoliths, or any monoliths come to that. I know these are man-made however they bring at least some interest in these dour times, a bit like crop circles did back in the day.

    I am cunting (any) superstitious savages, the kind that would destroy something they do not understand, and not just the tanned variety.

    • “I am cunting superstitious savages”

      What, you mean people who rub ash on their forehead, put their hands together and send telepathic texts to somebody they’ve never met, frequent a gothic barn to listen to a man in a purple dress, avoid certain “unclean” food, have a weekly day when they can’t do anything, devote their life to a book without knowing the authors, cut skin off a baby’s cock for good luck…?

      • Well, CM, all I will say on your point is, as in the example here of DR Congo, one mans superstition, is another mans reality….vis-à-vis 😉

      • I don’t know what you’re on about. Sounds like the average vegetarian to me.

      • Aww Bertie, are you upset because somebody’s taking the piss out of your babyJeebus and your Book of Gibberish. You’ll have to forgive me.

      • Not sensitive but I am a tad annoyed as I had a snip at my hair which turned into a cut then became a chop and now I look like a I’m auditioning for Sham 69.

        🙈

  4. The next time a lefty says to me “ but we’re all the same under the skin “ I’m gonna show them the link above.
    Fucking medieval savages! Made me laugh though.

    • A funnier picture is actually in the link. The angry mob some how managed to set light to this monolith and in the picture they’re all smiling with satisfaction and congratulating each other.

  5. Now drop one made of tungsten in exactly the same spot with a speaker blaring Ligeti’s Kyrie at 120 decibels

    • Made me laugh where they reported that when it was pulled apart, it was hollow revealing only a metal frame.
      What did they expect it to contain? Kryptonite??

  6. Good job there’s none of those ignorant savages in this Country..we just have over-educated,middle-class wankers who trash statues of national heroes

  7. Probably that cunt Anthony Gormley – going further afield and moving on from monstrosities like The Angel of the North😁

    • I remember my Father pointing out some of Henry Moore’s creations. to me as a child. Didn’t like them then, still don’t. The ones I saw look like a giant slice of potato with a hole in it.

  9. Uga Boogas probably thought they were eggs dropped by the big metal bird.
    If we simply depopulate the entire African continent with some ordnance then we can hoover up the straying beasts from around the world and get them back there, get Big Don to build a wall around it and we are sorted – they can spend their time making cushions! 😀👍
    Fly over and drop a bit more once every ten years to cull overbreeding and cannibalism..

    • We could get a few rinky-dinks at the same time as they are busy colonising Africa. What was once the white man’s burden is rapidly becoming the yellow man’s.

  11. These cunts just never fail to amaze. And people wonder why they are living in corrugated towns with open sewers running through them? Thick as fuck barbarians.

  13. These backward cunts are not that far removed from the characters in the James Bond Live and Let Die film.

    Steeped in superstition – chiggun bones, tarot cards and tall black men wearing grass skirts, heavy facial makeup and bowler hats.

  14. Hang on cunters this could all be linked to the meteorite spotted in the sky last night . “The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to” one he said.”…Aaarrgghhh it’s an invasion cunters flee for your lives.

  15. NASA have said that a race of giant aliens intend to pass a long piece of string through the moon in an attempt to conker earth….

  16. Hilarious they haven’t evolved, most of them are only just this side of monkeys.
    I would give them all a sharp machete each, then I would spread false rumours, saying the satanic metal object was controlling their neighbours mind.
    Sit back and enjoy the blood bath, a bit like Rwanda.

  17. It seems like a joke to me.
    Watching the demented Darkies knock fuck out of a piece of metal was mildly amusing.
    Then I realised what a missed opportunity it was.
    The dozy cunts who built it should have filled it with pressurised napalm.

  19. The thing looks like it has been made from recycled ‘unsafe cladding’ , the umbongos were just trying to create a Grenfell Tower tribute.

  20. They’re instincts are right. It looks alien, inhuman.
    They are right to destroy it.

    When they appear here we just stand and gawp at it. And paw it.
    Just like like monkeys in 2001.

  21. I wonder if they decided on that course of action by chucking some chicken bones on a dustbin lid?
    Stupid superstitious cunts.

  22. Are you sure that picture is the Congo?

    Looks like the Lea bridge roundabout In Hackney East London to me……….

  24. They behaved exactly the same as the baboons on 2001. Just sayin’.

    Maybe this will work

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