Groupies Treated Like Rock Stars

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I like a good rock star biography. Just read Roger Daltrey’s excellent book and have just ordered Simon Spence’s upcoming biography of Steve Marriott.

But what I won’t read are books by and about groupies and starfuckers. Musicians with talent and a story to tell are one thing, but slags who basically just fucked anyone who was in a band are also given book deals and star treatment is another.

Serial cocksucking starfuckers like Pamela Des Barres and Bebe Buell, who both sucked off and fucked everyone from Jimmy Page to Elvis Costello going on about how many rock star knobs (usually the same ones) they’ve gobbled and being treated like they are musical legends in their own right by media arselickers.

When that smacked up whore Anita Pallenberg snuffed it, there were those in the music press and on websites who were acting like she was actually one of the Rolling Stones herself and acting like she actually made a significant contribution to the band.

Only contribution she made to the Stones was crabs.

Nominated by: Norman

94 thoughts on “Groupies Treated Like Rock Stars”

  1. With a coupon like that she never had a hayday. Harsh looking mutt looks like she could open a bottle of Guinness with her arse. Puke.

  3. This reminded me of the spaced-out slut from the 60s who was apparently egged on by Frank Zappa to make plaster casts of rock stars´ erect dicks. This link gives a list of names, most of whom I don´t recognize. Surprised to find Anthony Newley here. Hardly a rock star! Didn´t he write “Oliver” or a musical like that? She later turned to casts of breasts to show her feminist credentials.

    She´s probably a bag lady crapping on the pavement in San Francisco now.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster

    • It Was Lionel Bart wrote Oliver. But he was a notorious coke sniffing shirt lifter.

  4. Anita was vastly overrated in her prime as well. Teeth like a shark, no tits, dodgy contacts, and a dreadful personality. I think she only appealed to three of the Stones (yes, she had three of them) because she put it on a plate. Every cunt goes on about her like she was the jewel in the Stones birds crown. There were far nicer and better looking ones like Marianne Faithfull, Suki Poitier, Zouzou, Linda Keith, Astrid Lundstrom and even a young Shirley Watts.

    Even Keef now admits that Pallenberg was ‘a total bitch’ and a ‘piece of work’ and her two (living) kids by Richards also had no time for her either. Their eldest – a son – was taken on the road and brought up by Keef. Their daughter was brought up by Keef’s mum, because she was too young for the road Anita was deemed ‘unfit’to have her. And Ian Stewart and Bill Wyman both referred to Anita as a witch.

    Also, the family of Scott Cantrell still have plenty to say about her.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8033225/Anita-Pallenbergs-love-life-wasnt-half-crazy-obsession-black-magic.html

  5. In the 60s was a bunch of groupies called “the Plastercasters”.
    They fuck a rock star and take a cast of their winky.
    Not sure why?
    Maybe the casts are worth something now?
    But some of these groupies were below legal age and these rock stars just got stuck in.
    Jimmy saville was in good company back in the day.

      • No, you misheard Foxy.
        Jack Lemon.
        Him an Walter Matthua were grumpy old men and dolemites.

    • Bit unfair equating Savile’s vile abuse with the behaviour of rock stars back in the ’60s /’70s. After all, many underage girls deliberately targeted stars with the intention of getting themselves fucked.

      I doubt many (if any) of Savile’s victims were asking for it.

      A big regret (as a 14 year old in 1967) is that I never got to be fucked by Marianne Faithful. Especially after reading about her Mars bar exploits in The News Of The World. Sadly I didn’t have enough money for the train ticket to London.

      • Your right Ruff, maybe a bit of a unfair comparison,
        Im being to harsh on them.
        Hope theyre not too upset by my unkindness?
        Maybe relax in the 4 poster bed in their swiss château and remember the days when they could tom a 13yr old and still be adored!!
        See im at it again!
        Sorry Rock stars😀😀😀

  6. Rather like Patty Boyd who went through George Harrison and Eric Clap. She was hot in her day. Not any more.

    • I think Harrison got blase and took having a mrs like Boyd for granted. His loopy eastern mysticism and drugging didn’t help either. George was also the Beatles No.1 philanderer, even when he was married. Boyd knew and got sick of it. Eric turned her head and that was that.

      She was fucking gorgeous, I agree.

      • None of the other Fabs tubbed Pattie. They didn’t do that sort of thing to one another. Strange, as other bands did it all the time.

        George Harrison was the exception and a randy bugger, mind. He once made a play for Ringo’s first wife and he got her and all. Macca was the band’s No. 1 fanny magnet, but George was the ladies man who went on the pull. Bird detector on full beam.

  7. And Bebe Buell. Fucked Jimmy Page when Zep toured America. Then she got up the duff by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith). Then she was boffing Elvis Costello in the late 70s. Then she was screwing John Taylor of Duran Duran in the 80s. And there were plenty of others. David Bowie, Mick Jagger, Todd Rundgren, Iggy Pop.

    What a slag.

    • Liv Tylers mummy, Norm.
      Liv would have taken a portion-dressed as that Elf from LORT-with me dressed as Dildo Baggins👍

      • I bet Lovely Liv prays to the heavens every night and says ‘Thank God for not making me look like Steve Tyler’.

  9. And that girl that was in the Birds Eye Peas ad when she was a child. Can’t remember her name now. Fucked around with Oasis and was in Lethal Weapon with Mel Cunt. Can’t act.

    • I remembered her name – Patsy Kuntsit. Why are they all called Pattie or Patsy?

    • Patsy Kensit. A premium starfucker. First there was Dan Donovan of Mick Jones’s B.A.D. Then there was Jim Kerr of Simple Minds. Then there was Liam Gallagher. A proper trollop.

      • Yep. That was her. What’s she doing now, I wonder? Probably participating in bukakke sessions with The Wurzels and Chas and Dave.

      • Last I saw she was in Emmerdale.
        Soaps are the last resting places of worn out nonentities…

  10. Nothing is more pathetic than an ex-rock slapper. Patsy in AbFab is typical of the breed. Good cunting.

    • Ive shagged a groupie Norm!👍😀😀
      She belonged to one of those late 80s cowboy boot wearing Glam rawk bands.
      Proper rock slapper, blonde, massive tits, leather pants.
      Was marvelous.

      Now shes dowdy an fat.

      • I genuinely dont know CC?
        Maybe, In my defence I was easily lead, possibly groomed,
        And out of my mind with lust!!
        😀

      • Mis. – you did say she was part of a Gran Rock Band! Eat your heart out Wayne Rooney.
        There’s nothing wrong with the allure of an older woman.
        When I worked in an office for about a year aged 18, there was a mature woman, aged about 60 who had the hots for me.
        Not much of a looker but had a lovely figure and always wore black seamed stockings for work. I always sat behind her and the leg show gave me a boner for the day. I always regret not getting the full experience by submitting myself to her tuition.
        😂

      • Hehehe 😀👍
        Your like me Bertie, too shy and to much of a gentleman for your own good.

  11. And let’s not forget the worlds no 1 star fucker, Paula Yates. First there was that colossal Irish ass Geldoff and then she practically shagged Mike Hutchence on live tv on The Tube. Poor bastard had to hang himself to escape her clutches.

    • Hutch was crazy. A top fanny magnet, he had more top crumpet hanging off his knob, He nailed Kylie’s arse for a start, then he had the lovely Helena Christensen. So he suddenly downgrades with a well past her sell by date Paula Yates. Michael went from supermodel to superslag and ended up topping himself.

      INXS were alright in the mid 80s. Swing and Listen Like Thieves were good albums.

      • Fun Fact: Before dying by frantically wanking off while tied to a door knob, Michael Hutchence’s last recorded words were in the BBC charidee cover version of Lou Reed’s ‘Perfect Day’ and those words were:

        “You just keep me hanging on….”

        Antipodean bell-end.

      • Maybe Hutchence was off his face on some old Sandoz Delysid™ and was trying it out feet first like the daft antipodean bogtrotter he really was.

        Quite possibly he was also a failed applicant to GCHQ.

  12. The final sentence of this nom is a classic lol.

    Just glorified hookers these groupies. I get the feeling they try to get a big rock star to marry them, but because they’ve opened their legs to everyone from Led Zeppelin to Alvin Stardust, none of the big rock stars are/were daft enough to marry them (well, most of them!)

  14. As others are pointing out, weren’t this lot known as the ‘plastercasters?’

    Should’ve called themselves the ‘Wizard’s sleeve gang’.

  15. Little known fact….

    Elvis Costello now works at a McVities biscuit factory in quality control.
    He’s watching the digestives….

    • While there he caught his hand in the machinery and said ‘Accidents will happen’.

      • They tried to move him to the bun bakery but he didnt want to go to chelseas.

  16. Word is a certain Linda Eastman was a bit of a groupie in the 60s. She apparently had flings with Mick Jagger and Jim Morrison before marrying Macca.

    But how could she be a groupie looking like that?I guess the drugs were really strong back then…

      • The thing with Linda is once she’d bagged Paul, she developed a haughty attitude and saw herself as now above not only groupies, but also above the wives and partners of the other band members. Denny Laine was married to the infamous and saucy Jo Jo Patrie, While Jimmy McCulloch’s girlfriend was a Playboy Playmate. Linda banned both girls from traveling to the Caribbean with Wings, because she didn’t want Jo Jo or Jimmy’s bird walking about in bikinis around Paul. And McCartney ridiculously agreed to this, angering his bandmates. I also think that Linda hated Laine and McCulloch’s ladies because she knew she would never be seen as top dolly bird class like they were.

  17. Heaven forbid the cock mad slappers tried that now.
    Hush it all up in case some 20 stone Dyke takes exception and starts a Twatter war.
    Happier times in 1970 I suspect.

  18. Perhaps groupies are like critics in that they’re failed artists. It’s likelier that they’re starstruck autograph hunters who want to collect a bit more than scribbles. They’re as thick and easy as footballer wives and would be as happy in an Essex nightclub as being fucked by a plastic shark in Led Zep’s backstage area.

    • A red snapper for a red snapper is the story. Red headed groupie, a fish and we all know the rest.

  19. Whenever I look at that picture of Pallenberg, I keep hearing the Steptoe theme.

    There’s footage of Faces available on Youtube. Rod Stewart and Mac (Ian McLagan) do some great acoustic stuff and have a laugh. But the clips of the two Ronnies (Lane and Wood) and their women are excruciating. These daft bitches never shut up and talk like they are part of the band.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rs6lQoHMT8

  20. There was a bird on my estate that went on to be a groupie. I remember my best mate wanted to shag her while i was seeing her so i gave her away to him for 5 Park Drive. Not a bad deal considering he caught the clap off her .

  21. And although she gets an easy ride by critics and hippy cunts like Rolling Stone, Joni Mitchell was a bit of a goer back in the day. Didn’t she do most of Crosby Stills and Nash?

    • She was with your best mate Graham Nash wasnt she Norm?
      The blonde singer in the Muppets band is based on Joni (true) think most of them in Laurel Canyon were fuckin each other.
      The dirty decadent jammy bastards’.

      • Joni? Nah. no meat on her. Also, too feminist for my liking.
        Linda Rondstadt or a young Sally Field would have done me. Preferably the pair of them at the same time. I remember seeing this years ago and getting ideas. But the cover was all we got. To say I was gutted is an understatement.

        https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DoxqeK0U4AARiTn.jpg

        Joni had Crosby and Nash definitely. She certainly believed in free love. Brings a new meaning to Both Sides Now.

      • Linda Ronstadt was gorgeous.
        Also oblige a young Cher.
        Although that kid of hers would have to go.

        Dont mean Rocky Dennis, mean her daughter thats now a man.
        Some things are just too freaky.

  22. Yes apparently she shagged all of CSNY in the back of a big yellow Taxi 😉

      • I always thought Linda McCartney looked like old ‘Nick Nick’ in drag.

        Joni looks like Janis from the Doctor Teeth Band from the Muppet Show.

  23. Unusually I’m just half-watching BBC 1 Lockdown Live. That extremely annoying fuckwit with the polished pate and specs, Nick Robinson, was interviewing a SAGE advisor and Leicester professor of endocrinology of exotic ethnicity, naturally. He is an all-round medical “big cheese” for the Leicester area, which precisely was the context of the Nick «the Prick» Robinson interview.

    Guess his name, and this’ll make you laugh:
    Professor Kamlesh Khunti.

    Who said comedy on the BBC was dead?

  24. I’m astonished by Norman’s knowledge of these pointless old whores. I used to have a fair bit of knowledge about pointless young whores: Page 3/’glamour’ models.
    I was in my early twenties and, looking back, somewhat a simp.

    • Yes. I have to say Norman, for someone who despises these prehistoric rock-slags, you have an encyclopaedia knowledge of them.

      • Reading a lot of rock books and biographies puts one in the picture about these trollops. One can’t read a book on Zeppelin without a mention of or a blabbing from Pamela Des Barres, Bebe Buell, or Lori Maddox. And Keef Richards mentions Anita Pallenberg and her antics more than he mentions Brian Jones in his book ‘Life’. And Albert Goldman’s book is the last word on the truth about Yoko Fucking Ono.

  25. I fondly hoped I could be a groupie for those lovely Sugababes gals.
    Well those ungrateful mares can bollocks from now on, sending me solicitors letters – I will keep my cock pics for ladies who deserve them from now on!
    Seriously, some fkin people..

    • Ah, but which Sugababes, Vern? There were about 20 of them eventually. The redhead from the original line up tickled my fancy, I remember.

    • I think Shakira was the only chanteuse of the noughties I wanted to fondle. A lot of homegrown pop tarts started getting a bit orange and big hoop earrings.

      As college friends used to remark upon any girl trying to recreate the Hollyoaks/Girl group aesthetic; ‘The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho’

      • Ronnie Lane (RIP) left Faces to shack up with this mad controlling gyppo type woman, to live like he was in the middle ages in a caravan and shovelling pig shit. So, it’s true to say Faces were ruined by wimmin.

        When he later got that dreadful MS, Ronnie hooked up with another tart, And she ripped him off badly. A lot of money raised for MS treatment and research was nicked. Ronnie was a lovely man, but he never seemed to have much luck,

  27. Ted Nugent had a 12-year-old Courtney Love suck him off back in the 70s. Ted is a pedo, but loved by millions of rednecks in that America.

    • Cuntney Love had most of the Teardrop Explodes too. But not Julian Cope. He wisely kept away from her.

  28. My first fuck was with groupie. I was 16 at the time, back in 1967 after a gig in a church hall in Worcester Park. I would have driven home on my bike, a BSA Bantam but some cunt ripped off my HT lead and I had to walk.

    We had a stand up quick in a shop doorway half way up the high street. She was a dirty little bitch and it’s a miracle I didn’t catch something. She’d had more pricks than a 2nd hand dart board.

    There was a sign over her bed reading “no entry without permission” and she had “insert here” tattooed above her pussy. Kid you not.

    Happy days………… Not

    • You are Jimmy from Quadraphenia and I claim my £5 worth of “blues”😀👍

    • Nice one Jack!👍👍👍
      Always fancied Morticia.
      More so now I know shes a Ramones fan.
      Gomez liked to blow uo trains didn’t he?
      Lovely family, like the Fiddlers.

      • Carolyn ‘Morticia’ Jones was also sexy as a blonde in Batman, as Marsha Queen of Diamonds. And then there was Julie Newmar as the Catwoman. Lovely stuff.

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