Cressida Dick [7]

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Cressida’s Dick.

What does it take to get this useless, box ticked, political appointee, sacked?

Kill some poor fucker on the tube on her watch – nope.
Preside, along with Suckdick over a tidal wave of violence – nope.
Allow ER to fuck up London – nope.
Let the savages of BLM run riot during lockdown over something that was fuck all to do with them – nope.
And now, whatever you think of the pointless posturing it signifies, completely mishandle the women’s protest so that even fucking Suckdick breaks cover?

Probably not, but we shall see. She is now on the wrong side of the woke.

https://news.sky.com/story/london-mayor-not-satisfied-by-met-chiefs-explanation-for-completely-unacceptable-policing-at-vigil-12246023
(Link added by the dashing and handsome Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

55 thoughts on “Cressida Dick [7]”

  1. You’ve got to admit, all commentary aside: it’s a bloody good surname.

    Who says The Establishment doesn’t have a sense of humour?

    • The Sarah Everard protestors used the hashtag #dickout in response to the policing action at their vigil to protest her murder, allegedly by a police officer.

      The irony is that this police officer has also been charged with indecent exposure, presumably getting his dick out (allegedly).

  2. Dick by name, dick (or dickless) by nature!

    Totally out of her depth, but will no doubt blame everything on Boris. And at some point she’ll be “politely” asked to step down and fuck off. Which in reality means ending up with a nice cushy job as a commissioner or perhaps even a seat in the House of Cunts.

    Of course once she’s gone don’t be surprised to see a BAME come out of nowhere to replace her as the boss of the Met police.

    The BAME in question will have no previous police experience, but being just a BAME will be sufficient to take the position. Which will mean Suckdick will be Mayor of London, and the BAME-in-waiting will be the police chief of London.

    Another piece of the “BAMEs Taking over London” jigsaw fits into place

    • There’s already a BAME very much in waiting……..Assistant Commissioner, Head of Counter Terrorism (yes really!) Neil fucking Basu. This is the cunt who searched a council house 4 times and couldn’t find a dead body and a stash of child porn. ( see Tia Sharpe case) This is the cunt who is obsessed with “right wing terrorism” despite the fact there isn’t any. This is the cunt who warned that we would be deprived of information about foreign criminals if we left the EU. He is as woke as fuck and an ideal candidate for the job of continuing to fuck up Londonstabistan.

      • I just wonder if this cunt has done an audit of right-wing terrorist offences compared to some mudslime ISIS terrorist attacks in the capital?

        how many right wingers have gone around beheading people, or blowing them up or generally fucking them up, compared to the camel shaggers!

      • In Neil’s world a “right wing terrorist” is some spotty kid who’s got half a dozen books about Hitler and and buys sausages from Aldi.

      • If thos fucker gets the top job we may find ourselves looking back at Dick’s days with fondness!

      • Good comment FF, you are right in your prediction for the next met commissioner Basu ticks every box and some like an uncanny ability to miss a dead body in a council house. He is well on the woke wagon with right wing terrorists, so many of these fanatical fascists popping up everywhere and butchering people shit even the latest security review was banging on about right wing terror groups being a threat using an example that geezer that put a nail bomb in the pub in Soho, that was fucking years ago!!. Very glad I moved away,

    • I thought a Basu was a cheap fish, bred in ching chong land in unsanitary conditions.

  3. The assistant commissioner is or at least was Helen Ball. Pity there isn’t an ‘s’ on the end to add to the comedy value.

    • Dick & Balls sounds like a TV police drama, with two ugly lezzas. Mx Pink Beret Gizzard and Judi Dench playing the leads.

      But at least Miss Marple gives me the orn…

    • There is a Deputy Commissioner: Steve House formerly Chief Cunstable of Strathclyde and Police Scuntland
      and
      FOUR Assiscunt Commissioners; Helen Ball(s) is one of them,
      Neil Basoon is another, with Louisa Rolfe (who she?) and Nick Ephgrave, formerly of Surrey and the Met before that…..

  4. It seems for some women, the shitter you do your job, the longer you stay in it. She would give old Sturgeon McLegoHead a run for her money at ballsing things up.

    Resign, you cunt.

    • You only have to look at who gave her the job in the first place…….Mavis fucking May !
      Are you surprised that she’s fucking useless?

      • Actually it was Amber Dudd who appointed Dickless, no doubt with Mavis’s blessing.

        Dudd explained:

        “Cressida Dick is an exceptional leader, and has a clear vision for the future of the Metropolitan Police and an understanding of the diverse range of communities it serves. I am delighted Her Majesty has agreed my recommendation after a rigorous recruitment process which highlighted the quality of senior policing in this country.”

        😂 🤣😆😂

        https://homeofficemedia.blog.gov.uk/2017/02/22/cressida-dick-appointed-as-next-commissioner-of-the-metropolitan-police/

      • Dud, May, Dick, Sturgeon, all dithering cunts punching far above their weight. That police bungler should become rhyming slang:

        “I’ve just seem a naked picture of a stick-insect doughnut-puncher and I feel a bit Cressida Dick.”

  6. Not the best photo, she looks like a mouth breathing cunt working at an industrial estate parcel delivery service counter. Useless cunt.

  7. Cressida will get nailed one day but the one I cannot wait to see come a cropper is Dildo Harding. A disaster in the private sector she ran to the public sector allowed Cheltenham to go ahead last year and was promoted to make a pig’s era of ‘Track and Trace’.

  9. Her eyes are more like pissholes in the snow than anyone’s I’ve ever seen.
    They’re exactly like a woman Head I used to work for.
    Not a hint of emotion, interest or feeling. Quite simply dead from the neck up.
    I don’t think there’s been a previous government that have used a Commisioner so much in order to cover up their own incompetence.

  10. Dashing and Handsome 😂😂😂

    (Ignore Night Admin’s deluded comments. He is desperate to get into Katy Price’s knickers! – DA)

    (Joke’s on you DA since I’m wearing them right now. You can have them back when I’m finished – NA)

    • Oh that is going too far, fighting over Jordan’s knickers, to be honest I would be surprised if she wears any 😂

  11. Cressida Dildo isn’t even a copper.

    Never walked the beat, never held a truncheon, never been on the streets, never dealt with villains or criminals of any kind. This odious tuppence flicker got the job because she ticked all the right boxes: right school or university, woman (well, technically), dyke, upper class, woke lunatic. The fact that this creature is in charge of the Metropolitan Police shows that Britain has fallen. We can go on all we like about being free of the EU, but the UK is still a laughing stock without any help from Europe. Having the likes of Saddam Suckdiq and Cressida Dildo in charge proves that beyond doubt.

    • If it had gone on the beat it would have been destroyed 1st shift.
      A corrupt woke infiltrator.

    • Cressida went to the same Oxford college (Balliol) as Jon and Dan Snow.
      BTW, George MacDonald Fraser named a slave ship ‘The Balliol College ‘ in one of the Flashman books.

      • Sounds like a sister ship to The Black Pig.
        Edward Teeth Heath was an organ scholar at Balliol. How er, I doubt if he ever had a smash hit like Dudley Moore’s “Jump, you fucker.”

  12. It has always puzzled me as to why these Lebanese, as I like to refer to them as, go to extreme lengths to look like the sex they don’t want to associate with.

  13. Cressida’s track record:

    XR protests – do fuck all then try and ban them
    BLM protests – do fuck all
    Lockdown protests – go in hard
    Vigil – go in hard

    Yet Cressida claims she can’t pick and choose what laws to uphold. That’ll be ‘her truth’ rather than the actual facts then. ffs.

  14. Cressida Dickhead and the Met represent everything wrong with modern policing.

  15. Cressida’s first arrest was a flasher. It put them both off dick for life.

  16. Her very egregious failings aside, I simply cannot take someone seriously with the name “Cressida Dick”. A comedy monikor if I ever saw one.

    Given her h0m0sexual predilection, surely she is more of a Dick Dodger than just a plain Dick?

    • Stalker was a good man. Anderton was Manchester’s own Ian Paisley. New to Manchester I went to the Willows one Sunday to watch Salford. Anderton had the cops out to stop money being taken on the gate. Religious fucking loon. He also sold Stalker out. Had they wanted a cop to come up with the ‘right’ verdict re shoot to kill, they picked the wrong one. I would have ticked all the boxes re IRA scum but Stalker just went with the evidence, so got stitched up for it.

      • Remember Sir Robert Mark, former Met commissioner with his Goodyear tv ads about “a major contribution to road safety”. PC Dick has made a major contribution to fucking everything up.

      • Anderton closed many of Manchester’s great clubs too or altered the closing hours if my memory serves. Stalker wasn’t bad by comparison. We had a stalker in our local and his name was John. Miserable cunt never saw the funny side.
        I used to work near the Willows.

  18. As long as the police are obsessed with political correctness and not upsetting ethnic minorities or woke students they will remain ineffectual and real crime will run rampant. Dick doesn’t seem to understand this and needs to go back down to the bottom of the class at Hendon Police College.

  19. Cressida Dick is the living, breathing embodiment of how far down the shitter this Country has slid.

    • ….unless they vote as their husbands tell them to vote 😏

  22. Cressida Dick is a supercharged, piss soaked, cunt bucket. I wouldn’t put her in charge of the the fucking trolleys in Tesco’s car park. If it is possible to bollocks something up, she will bollocks it up and add extra woke cuntery on top. To make this even more depressing, she is unsackable because she is Common Purpose, a woman, and a total lezza (allegedly).

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