British Boxing Fans

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I would like to cunt every british boxing fan who insists on trying to sing the Neil Diamond song “Sweet Caroline” before every re-re-re match between two over rated fuckwits.
Just before the WWE inspired entrance from the latest clown who is defending 1 or 2 out of about 20 different belts that exist in this ruined sport the song comes over the speakers and you get tens of thousands of drunken chavs singing;

Sweet Caroline der der der
Good times never seem so bruur
I ser the ser
Der der der
To beleive the wer wer woo!

Nominated by: Kendo Nagasaki

https://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/11977398/even-anthony-joshua-has-embraced-sweet-caroline-as-boxings-biggest-anthem-says-adam-smith

58 thoughts on “British Boxing Fans”

  1. For some reason, they play this dirge at the end of Arsenal home games. They will probably change it to the “Campdown Races” for next season.

  2. Utter mongs, without a doubt.
    When they add those stupid bits, like when the song goes ‘Where it began’
    and the spazzes sqwawk ‘Ah-Ah-Ah- Ahhh’.

    Also, when the fucktards chant ‘So Good! So Good! So Good!’ football hoolie style after Diamond sings the first part of the chorus.

    I don’t mind a bit of Neil Diamond (my dad was a big fan), but chavscum like that turn the work of any decent writer and singer into low art. Another instance is The Killers. Although I am not a Killers fan, it does make my teeth itch when pissed up WKD fueled fuckwits on a dancefloor wail ‘Are we human, or are we dancers?’ It’s ‘are we dancer’. But these riff-raff cunts have never heard of Hunter .S. Thompson.

      • The best bit of Hunter Thompson is where he gets a good hiding off the Hells Angels.
        Funny😀😀😀

      • The best bit of Hunter S. Thompson is the whole of ‘Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas’. The book, that is, not the shite film.

      • Not seen the film Ruff.
        Read fear & loathing and Hells Angels.
        Wouldn’t say im a fan though.

  3. At least they are patriots and we need patriots right now. This country is infested with communists who would happily hand us over to a foreign power. So, chavs or not, pissed up or not and whatever wanky song they sing I say …….not cunts!
    Speaking of commies Wee Krankie just been cleared by the “independent” enquiry. Well there’s a surprise!

    • Independent, salmon gave him the job, SNP stooge. Feel sorry for the decent Jocks being ruled by corrupt Nazis.

      • Tell me about it. I absolute despise that fucking bitch, even more so after yesterday.
        I could actually put a hit out on her and i wouldn’t give a fuck.

  4. I like it.
    British boxing is doing well.
    Long as people are happy, harmless song!
    Im looking forward to Tyson Fury unification of the heavyweight belts.
    Not a race thing with my hatred of AJ,
    Lots of black fighters I like.
    Its because hes a mirror kissing, narcissistic twat.

    • MNC@ – The jolliest song I want to hear is “Ooh! Ouch! Not the face ducky, not the face” as showboating clown Joshua gets taken to school by a real fighter – I predict it will be a painful and humiliating education.
      I don’t care Joshua is black, but care very much that he is a racist opportunist money grabbing twat who has never shown any real guts.

      • Fury will have Joshua beaten before they even step foot through the ropes.

        Anthony Joshua is a poor man’s Frank Bruno except he’s been probably better protected and has boxed in a generally weaker era.

        His hard laboured victory over Dr Toffee Hammer Klitschko (who Fury toyed with 2 years earlier) was his greatest moment and lets face it, Klitschko was a fucking big, stiff shit house terrified of taking a punch (bit like thick racist cunt Joshua) who grabbed and leaned on his opponents most of his over-rated career.

      • Im really looking forward to it Foxy.
        And say AJ wins (wont) well then fair play.
        I dont like Joshua, I think he believes his own PR, and im booking it in on pay per view,
        Few drinkies and pork based snacks, mates round and enjoy the unification of the title belts to a worthy heavyweight champion.
        Dont care if Tyson is a gyppo,
        He carries hisself as a man.
        Best of British too him!👍👍🇬🇧

      • Tyson’s dad could beat Joshua😂
        I would pay good money to watch the Fury clan have an “all-in” with the Hearn firm👍

  5. I fucking hate boxing and anything to do with it. All fake, fixed shit. No difference between WWE, boxing, UFC and any other MMA type of wank. Fighters, supporters and promoters are just a bunch of cunts.

      • Hey, less of the Frank. It’s Kellie Maloney now!

        And what a real honey ‘she’ looks! Reminiscent of Tim Healey’s character in Benidorm…

  6. The only interesting aspect about pro-boxing is the girls holding up the round number cards between rounds.

    But I guess they’re now banned for offending some rug-munching old cunts!

  7. The days when I used to follow boxing are long gone. Hearns, Leonard, Duran, Hagler (RIP), Magri, Minter and all that lot.

    The poncey Sky TV circus it has become is a total joke.

  8. Eubank was the last fighter I used to watch regularly. Mad as a wagon full of baboons, but a great fighter and a pure entertainer.

    • Awesome fight Norman.
      15 rounds an all.
      Hagler Duran Leonard Hearns were all brilliant. What an era.

      Could never get away with Ray Leonard though. Class fighter but spent half his career back peddling. His victory over Marvellous Marvin was a fucking robbery.

  10. They play Sweet Caroline at most every football ground now. Fuck knows why. Why not play Love on the Rocks or I Am I Said or something. I like to think that when Neil gets his little 69p royalty cheques in he’s saying “where the fuck is Scunthorpe?”

  11. Boxing. Two Black men beat the living shit out of each other over a period of time on a square canvas.

  12. Every boxing crowd I see is awash with cunts.
    Mockneys.
    Pissheads.
    Greasy haired cunts with gold chains.
    90% clueless fans,no fucking idea.
    Thank fuck for Internet piracy and the settee.

  13. I’m a big boxing fan but a couple of things do piss me off. Sky Sports and their pay per view shit. Any decent fight is £20, fuck right off. We can’t even go to the bastard pub at the moment to go and watch it. I pay enough as it is to Sky. Also, this nom is so true. Went to Vegas for the Hatton v Pacquiao fight. Had to listen to the fucking piss heads and chavs from Heathrow to Philly to Vegas. 12 hours of them. I can get pissed with best of them but I don’t act like a total prick like it’s my first pint. These are 40 and 50 year old blokes we’re talking about. Me and my brother actually fucked off the Hatton fight and went to see Antonia Tarver the week after instead. Think we made the best move considering Hatton got knocked out after two rounds.

  14. I’ve been to a boxing event once. It was also the last time. The pugilism isn’t limited to the ring. The crowd get carried away and start throwing bottles and accusing each other’s daughters of being slags, like one huge pissed-up Jeremy Kyle reunion.

  15. Whilst I agree with the underlying sentiment of this Cunting I will relate a true Neil Diamond story.

    Apparently Boston Red Sox have been playing Sweet Caroline before Rounders for decades as a crowd warm up just before kick off.
    When the city’s spirits were at a somewhat low ebb after that Boston Marathon bomb and related deaths and injuries, the song was played as per but with an unusual twist evidenced by some old git standing in the centre hiding under a baseball cap. The somewhat subdued crowd response was galvanised when …. shazzam…..floodlights / spotlights / the full monty revealed the legend himself had turned up to lend his weight to the chorus, then proceeded to finish the song. No fanfare/ no fee/ no prior announcement. To say he brought the house down and put a smile back on a few faces is an understatement. I call that class.

    Neil ? Well he’s a diamond geezer isn’t he?!!

    • That’s a top story, Isaac. My old man would have loved that, as he was a massive Diamond fan. My dad saw him live at least 9 times. I went once, and the bloke puts on a top show.

      Another thing about US Sports venues: they seem to play Gary Glitter’s ‘Rock And Roll’ a lot at games and events.

      • Morning Norman,
        I checked after I originally posted here and it’s still on Youtube. Enter “Neil Diamond Boston Red Sox“ and you’ll find it. Just reading the comments tells you everything and it is just as great as I remember despite a disconcerting echo.
        A legendary songwriter and performer, sadly doomed to the Pool on here sooner than I’d like.
        Have a great day

  16. I hear ‘Sweet Caroline’ and it conjures up the image of smarmy wanker Eddie Hearn laughing his cock off at the thought of boxing fans foolishly coughing up pay per view money to watch b-grade bums like Dereck Chisora and obnoxious cunt Dillian Whyte.
    Then I’m also reminded of that utterly clueless, stupidly biased, ill informed gobshite commentator Adam Smith who is so inept, it is an absolute fucking embarrassment listening to him continuously getting it wrong.
    Reg Gutteridge and Harry Carpenter he certainly isn’t.
    Love boxing but hate the fake over hyped circus that is modern British boxing.

    • I tried to build race relations at a Dillon Whyte exhibition fight,
      In the spirit of brotherly love I tried to start up a chant
      “WHYTE POWER.WHYTE POWER’
      I cried pointing to the sky.
      Cunts aren’t very friendly in his camp!!

    • I saw Dillian Whyte in a bar in Portugal in September, shaking hands,hugging fans and having selfies in the middle of a pandemic. I thought the dark keys were supposed to be more at risk of the chinkie flu, or is Dillian Whyte just a thick cunt?

  17. Eddie Hearn and his counter, sorry father, deserve endless cuntings, themselves!
    Fucking cockney pie-keys👎

    • HIs father is my office landlord. His building our company occupies is, how do we say, a little “Spanish built”.

      Olé!

      • I think this nom is a little unfair Kendo.
        Your obviously a 70s wrestling fan with the handle Kendo Nagasaki!
        I’ve just been reading about a wrestler called Maurice Tillet ‘the french angel’.
        Cant do links but check him out on Google,
        Rumour they based Shrek on him,
        He suffered from acromegaly a condition that made his features out of proportion.
        I thought he looked marvelous!
        A bit like I imagine some of you look like😀

  18. Touching me…. touching you….

    Sounds like an anthem for the BBC 70’s entertainers. Surprised the cancel cunts haven’t cancelled Diamond yet over that.

    Cunts.

  19. Ah, but who are the bigger cunts when they are on the telly?
    Boxing fans or darts fans?

  20. That picture… Who the fuck is the monumental cunt trumpet spunkbubble who is painted green? He’s a grown man, for fuck’s sake.

    • Don’t make him angry, Norman !
      You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
      :o)

      • Overkill would also be a great boxing intro.
        And Maiden’s The Phantom of the Opera.

        Evening, MNC and Jack.

      • Evening Norman, Jack.

        Lemmy used to roadie/score a bit for Jimi Hendrix.
        And was well thought of by the original punks,
        The Damned and Sex Pistols all knew him.
        A proper ‘Character’ a great front man, and all round great British eccentric.🇬🇧👍

      • Good evening gentlemen. I remember being blown away by the song ‘ Motorhead ‘. Still got my 12″ single, all these years later.
        My favourite Lemmy tale, which may or may not be true, is from when he was kicked out of Hawkwind. Legend has it , that he vowed to get revenge, and proceeded to shag all the band members chicks, bar one, who he regarded as too ugly or unworthy, ( can’t remember who ), when her bloke found out he is reputed to have accosted Lemmy and demanded that he shag her !
        Like I say, don’t know if it’s true, but it’s a good tale.
        Bedtime !
        Goodnight.

      • I like to believe its true Jack.
        I like to think Lemmys beaming wart encrusted face watches over me from heaven.

        Going to the land of nod now,
        Last word on the sport of pugilism,

        Some people dont like boxing.
        These are commonly known as communists.
        Or the medical term, homosexuals.
        Theyll probably realise they were wrong after all,
        And stop watching tennis.

        Are you ready to rrrrumble?!!
        😀

  23. Lem my was quite possibly the ugliest man ever born with his greasy muttonchops and horrible warts. But he apparently slept with thousands of women (according to him, anyway). Go figure.

    A great fan of Hawkwind myself. Lemme used to play with them. Seriously underrated psychedelic hippies in the British tradition.

    • I read somewhere that when asked to identify the highlight of his career, Lemmy replied “getting sucked off under a table at Bolton casino”.
      Fucking legend.

  24. Like football, as soon as SKY got involved, boxing became a cuntfest. Neil Diamond is fucking proper though, as is Lemmy.

  25. Boxing died as soon as Sky got hold. Ben, Eubanc Honeygun, Nassim and an early Tyson, all great boxers and entertainers. Now the sport is filled with money grabbing posers and racist cunts. Hope Joshua gets battered.

  26. Do you know, I never knew who sung that fucking enraging, pus-dripping cunt of a ‘song’ until today. Thanks IAC, in a way.

    The Jizz Singer might have been a Neil, but he was never a diamond.

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