Bristol City Council… We want to ban all strip clubs. The lahdgdiasjh community
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/strip-club-ban-bristol-would-5079319,
However we will allow this to continue!
https://daretoclub.co.uk/?v=79cba1185463
How is this fair a bloke wants a slug drawn on his Armani trousers? Yet these anti-democratic cunts who decided they wanted to ban strip clubs. These are the same assholes encouraging the black lives matter movement. Abeit from a New Zealand PR specialist. This isn’t a lie. I have proof.
QUITE FRANKLY WHATS THE FUCKING POINT IN STRIP CLUBS ANYWAY. I’d rather fuck a bird in a luxury hotel for an hour an be cheaper. All you are doing is ruining a laugh for a few sad cunts who have won a few bob and some slags who would fuck off and do the previous point anyway.
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Apart from the people that own them that are raking in the money, strip clubs are for lifes losers.
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This is not a good city for pale, stale males.
No statues. No luxury Bristol cars (went bankrupt a year ago). And now no bare Bristols.
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Shoreditch in east London was much better back in the late ’90s when it still had stripper pubs where the strippers would walk around and you’d drop a pound coin into their glasses.
The pubs which weren’t demolished have been taken over by fucking hipsters serving craft beer samples in daft beer flights. The real men have left Shoreditch and the soy-boys have moved in. Cunts!
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Pub Strippers were the best
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Yep the Crown and Shuttle used to be legendary at lunchtime 🙂
That has definitely been turned into a boring hipster shithole
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We must not allow a few miserable woke cunts ban the great British strip club. This is a time honoured British institution. Although strippers these days are probably saggy titted has-beens with puffy pussies and tattoos (like the average dog faced UK porn star).
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Totally agree MMCM. Here is a gift for those in Bristol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKNPprC9DvU
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Now that’s a stripper !! It’s an art form.
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Watching that reminded me of the work merkin, which made me laugh, amongst other things.
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I am surprised Bristol haven’t changed their name because of the link to ‘Bristols’ 😂
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How about this. How about the police destroy the human trafficking gangs, jihadi rape and subjugation gangs and let free women who want to get their tits out for the lads get on with making money off saddoes.Its alway ugly females who oppose one but not the other.
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Dead right, smugcunt. Has anyone ever seen a fit feminist or man hater?
And self serving Hollywood Time’s Up and Me Too slags don’t count. They only do it because they are in Uncle Harvey’s ‘Black Book’ and are trying to look the victim in the event of a scandal breaking.
But an attractive Millie Tant type with nice tits? You’ve more chance of seeing Bigfoot or Elvis Presley.
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According to psychological research feminists think sexist men are sexier than woke men. So these are about the only women we have a chance with. Fuck it.
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Most likely the same woke baiting cunts who answered the as they wanted to and then votes remain.
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Jess Phillips.
The misandrist feminist ugly cunt horsehair knickers lemon sucking man hating face like a smacked arse can’t be disagreed with plug ugly ‘Don’t you TOUCH me! Who do you think you ARE?’ psycho cunt personified.
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Not that I’m especially bothered about the MP for Birmingham Yardley, Norman, but I agree with you. Not only is Jess Philips always spoiling for a fight/heated argument (ie plug ugly)… but she is decidedly pug ugly too.
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So you wouldn’t tickle Jess’s delectable sphincter or her ladybean with the tip of your tongue, Herr Ajax?
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Well said SmugCunt, Bravo!
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Nuke Bristol. The most woke town in Britain after Brighton.
Wonder if they’ll ban Stakipani rape gangs or statue vandals?
Nah, didn’t think so. Cunt Trombones.
Imagine if they banned Titty Bars in the United States? The economy and tourism industry would both collapse.
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I want to move out this shithole. It’s becoming unbareable honestly.
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“unbareable” – assume that pun was intended?
😂👍
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👍😂
Well spotted Ruff!
Who said this site contained no subtlety?
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Evening Creampuff. Bertie.
I was going to visit Bristol’s only Islamic strip club but was put off by the sign outside, “Sorry we’re clothed”.
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👍😊 Nice one Libs.
Were there any Hookahs there?
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Dont agree on banning stuff, but strip clubs are just another form of simping. All that money wasted on just leering.
Just hire a tart and actually get your money’s worth.
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Never been to one and almost drowned in tits and fanny as a young cad.
Don’t see the attraction at all.
Seen a few sex shows in Amsterdam and they were a laugh.
Anyhow my scotch has almost run out and I’m very upset.
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We’ve been here before, and recently, but this is once again peculiarly apposite.
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Never been to a strip club ad such. Went to a few gentlemen’s evenings as they were called in my younger days. Once dragged up on stage to be covered in baby oil and have my face sat on.
Also visited a pub with strippers for a stag night. A young and attractive stripper’s party piece was to tie her flaps in a knot.
Usually harmless fun, a waste of bloody money but certainly deemed a white working man’s pleasure and as a result no surprise the usual suspects want them closed.
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Never really seen the point of a fine filly gyrating about in front of me wearing next to nothing unless there is to be naughtiness shortly after.
But why do feminazi sows always want to ban strip clubs?
Is it because they are too ugly (outside and inside) to work in them?
Methinks this more motivated by jealousy than wimminz rights.
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Every Sunday afternoon in the 70s to the mid 80s, they’d have a stripper on at my local. My dad preferred a quiet pint, and a game of dominos. so he avoided it and went elsewhere. I never used to go in either. Because in those days I blew all my money following United home and away. The way some of the local balloons (balloon being Newton Heath speak for knobhead) used to behave in there and all. You’d think most of them had never seen a decent pair of tits. Mind you, most of them hadn’t. So, a load of cunts acting like Mr Bean on viagra wasn’t my idea of a decent Sunday afternoon. A quick pint or two, Sunday Dinner and then a kip. That did me. Like father, like son.
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Bristol is populated by Cheddar man.
Fuck them, the woke cunts.
I used to love it when the pub had a stripper on!
Good clean Christian family entertainment.
As it says in the national anthem
“Get yer tits out
Get yer tits out
Get yer tits out for the lads”…
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To the tune of ‘When The Saints Go Marching In’
‘Oh Manchester is wonderful.
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
It’s full of tits, fanny and United.
Oh Manchester is wonderful.’
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Typical Femstapo hypocrisy.
When they want strippers banned, it’s different.
But if a bloke says anything on the subject, then these strippers are suddenly ‘sex workers’ and ‘sisters’. Classic wimmin’s double standards shite.
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Strip clubs are about as sexually alluring as a saucy seaside postcard.
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As this is Bristol and Black and White Cunt territory maybe they have a ‘No tonguing rule’.
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Evening LL.
B&WC probably has his own “ladies ringpieces” glory holes!
Gold plated, I wouldn’t be surprised.
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Mention of the seaside has got me thinking of Penny Mordaunt, coming out of the waves and sopping wet, licking an enormous stick of rock.
Cream tea at Vinson’s of Amberley on the way home, swatting the bloody wasps.
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Your dream come true –
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/355289/conservative-mp-penny-mordaunt-known-for-her-rude-jokes-posing-in-swimwear-and-starring-on-splash-drops-her-fella/
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Fuck yes!
Brexiteer; big tits; no tats; great MILF type.
Pretty decent MP by most accounts!
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She was used to seamen in her naval base.
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But I bet Bristol Council or whoever they are don’t ban strip clubs for doughnut punchers though. Or a load of old tarts clucking like chickens on acid for a hen party with a male stripper. When they say ban strippers, they mean attractive women. What a load of hypocritical holier than thou shit.
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When I started work in the early 80s, every Saturday when we finished it was straight down to the Wellington.
The erotic Madam X was on every Saturday, she had soggy baps and so many stretch marks her stomach looked like a brain. But it was free so no one complained..
She was filthy and would use beer bottles to get the real perverts excited. She wasn’t as depraved as the harridans at the Dog & Partridge though.
Coupled to an earlier cunting, bring back lunch time strippers, the pubs would be rammed at dinner time, just like the old days.
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Honestly the time after Bobby Robinson died it was Bristol City vs Newscastle most friendly game banter I’ve ever experienced. I love that place. Loads of strippers and the dentist chair. Pure class. Why aye!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eNKvWIR9mNc&t=1s I’m in that crowd dressed as a cow with an inflatable cow which mood when you stuck your arm up his arse. Right at the back.
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The Dog & Partridge and the Gorse Hill were my pre and post match boozers when I went to Old Trafford back in the old days. The Dog was my favourite though. A proper red pub that was.
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Both the Wellington and the Dog & Partridge were in Attercliffe, the industrial area of Sheffield. Sadly both of them now gone.
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Still plenty of massage parlours in Attercliffe.
Not to mention that Swinger’s joint, “for liberated” adults.
You can buy everything in Attercliffe from a lizard to a lathe tool!
Still an interesting, grotty little suburb.
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The Coburg, just down the road from Leeds University had rough as gravel strippers. That was the early 80s. Wonder if it’s still there? And the chippy – Sweaty Betty’s…
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Most of the strip clubs around now are full of Eastern European tarts who came to these shores to rip off punters. They are run by Eastern European gangsters that are also here to exploit Brits. Fuck em all, shut em down and send the cunts home. I like my birds British. Not something with a minge the size of my Nans handbag.
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Sounds like that IStripper website. Well overpriced and full of Dooshkas. So I’ve heard….
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This cunting shames IsAC.
An article in the Mail today emphasises that we’ll never properly tackle the problem of violence towards women until we address the perversion of pornography.
Strip clubs are indeed disgusting.
However, I must admit that I’ve never really been able to find a online site that fully replicates one.
😊
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Personally, I find a pre-watershed Cadbury’s Creme Egg advert: where two bandits are ‘passing’ the fondant filling to each other, pretending it’s spunk far more offensive than any strip club.
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Indeed Norman you are right. It’s just war on straight white men.
The Mrs as watching something the other day which had a woman ogling a blokes arse as he went up a ladder. I said there would be hundreds of complaints if that was a bloke ogling a woman’s arse.
Probably be more than happy to show a couple of gays felching each other though.
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I have not been to a strip club, but I used to go to see go-go dancers at The Chelsea Drug Store and a couple of pubs in Westminster that put on such entertainment at lunchtimes, back in the seventies. The dancing was shit, but the tits were always welcome, especially as it only meant a few extra pence on a pint back in those days.
The Westminster pubs usually had more than their fair share of off duty Met coppers in the audiences. Would never happen now, of course.
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I wouldn’t want to see them shut. I grew up in the 60’s when every Sunday afternoon consisted of drinking in the British legion or working mens clubs. To accompany the drink were the obligatory strippers and the likes of Manning or Roper. If women want to strip for money and men want to watch, as long as its acceptable to all, what’s the issue?
Manning….. Irishman buys a chainsaw and takes it back the following day. What’s up with it the shopkeeper says. I was told I could cut down 60 trees a day and I’m only managing 40. Shopkeeper says give it here. Starts it up brmmmm brmmmm brmmmm it goes.
Paddy shouts What’s that fucking noise?
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Never been to one and hopefully never will.
I have had more than my fair share of quality pussy over the last four decades-some truly outstanding quim👍
Leave these establishments for those who are “hard up”.😗
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Does Vicky Pollard still live in Bristol?
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Nah but Cathy Barrie used to live in Cock Road my mates dad fixed her ‘boiler’.
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Stripping used to be an artform in the old days.
Here is a certain Melanie Griffith showing us how.
https://xhamster.com/videos/melanie-griffith-nude-6674726
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